Thread 720123740

Name the game, prove that you aren't zoomer tourist!

None, i never played bad games.

I'm a zoomer tourist

>>720123740 (OP)
artist is a tranny redditor btw

San Francisco Rush

unironically silksong

>>720123740 (OP)
Kiss: Psycho Circus

>>720124621
Silksong literally was released this month...

>>720124621
MODS!

>>720123740 (OP)
>used to play the SubZero side scrolling platformer
>could barely get past two levels back them
>looking back, it was terrible
>still remember it fondly

>>720123740 (OP)
Stargoose not that 90% of you guys would even know what it is

>>720123740 (OP)
Castlevania SOTN

It's actually surreal how well Banjo Kazooie holds up and how this doesn't

>>720125283
This but the other way around

this, I thought it was a fun bomberman clone and played all the time, playing it now show how dogshit this game is

>>720125343
Shut the fuck up

all of them

>>720123740 (OP)
I was born with godlike taste

>>720123740 (OP)
This board sucks because of /pol/posters, not zoomers. They derail any video game thread with politics and screech about /vg/ every time someone posts about a video game.

Ultimate Alliance. Major IP games in general.

>>720123740 (OP)
Force Unleashed, I played it when I had zero standards for action games. It's shit.

>>720123740 (OP)
considering adults claim TLoU was the greatest videogame in the history, I'd say bad taste has nothing to do with age

>>720125640
Trying way too hard.

>>720123740 (OP)
has never happened, good games are always good

>>720124621
>loved playing as a kid, dislike when playing as an adult
so you're a some kind of fly?

>>720123740 (OP)
DKC1 2 and 3

>>720123740 (OP)
I've gotten older so when console camera controls infect pc games like trying to drive in saints row but the camera auto looks forward while accelerating I stop playing immediately

>>720123740 (OP)
I can't actually think of one. Even if I notice design flaws in them, I usually have fun with games I played in my childhood.

>>720125640
>because of /pol/posters
resetera kun pls. you lost. thousands of california based devs have been fired. woke wa shinda.

>>720123740 (OP)
I've had the opposite problem, I keep playing old games and it's alarming how poorly modern shit compares.

>>720123740 (OP)
where's the joke

>>720127304
the joke is tranny sex

>>720125832
Yeah, Ultimate Alliance is a pretty good answer. I'm glad I came up with such a relevant answer to OP's question. My answer to the topic's question was really insightful and brought this thread closer to its stated purpose -- which is finding games that people thought were good when they were younger, but don't hold up to their matured preferences or time in general. An interesting premise, really. That's why I post here; I like to discuss video games. I'm grateful for your witicism, too. Short, snarky comments are part of what makes 4chan a charming place for discussion.
>>720126714
kys

>>720128041
You're a complete retard

>>720128041
>kys
statistically...

>>720123740 (OP)
>Crash Bandicoot
>LE BAD
What a stupid comic, looks like the author is either a woman or a tranny, so this opinion should be discarded.

>>720128216
You're an incomplete retard. You haven't even answered OP's question.

I'll give another answer: Yoshi's Island. Sidescroller platformers are bland.
>>720128587
Better, but still overdone.

>>720125283
Tooie is Master Quest.

>>720129123
I answered OP's question in another post. I am neither of the people who already called you a retard in so many words, I am interjecting to state that you are a complete retard, with shit takes.

>>720123740 (OP)
sonic adventure 2 sadly

>>720123740 (OP)
Jak 2 & 3 (Jak & Daxter was still alright)
Simpsons Hit & Run

>>720129080
it's probably hating on Crash Bash and not the entire series.

>>720123740 (OP)
Clock Tower
Super Metroid
Chrono Trigger
Zelda Ocarina of Time
Zelda Majora's mask
Secret of Mana
Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night
Kirby Super Star
Pokemon Red
Goldeneye 64
Mario Party 1
Super Mario RPG the legend of the seven stars
Paper Mario
FFV, FFVI, FFVII

I can't believe the lack of availability back then shaped my taste to suck this hard. I couldn't stomach playing any of the games above longer than 20 minutes when they were my all time classics as a kid. For a time it made me believe that all games of that era were just shit, but I replayed super mario bros 3, the punch out games, yoshi's island, ninja gaiden, resident evil, side pocket and F-zero and there were as good, if not better than how I remembered them.

>>720123961
That's obvious just by looking at it

Ikari Warriors

>>720129260
I am right, though. Topic derailers are worse than tourists. Tourists are annoying, but they often want to integrate. They often come here to discuss video games and leave when they don't want to discuss video games.
Derailers don't give a fuck about integrating and just want to derail discussions. They don't leave because they will never run out of topics to derail threads to.

>>720129080
Try posting on /bant/ where you belong.

I think that growing older makes exploration less interesting, and it makes complex problem-solving more interesting.

>>720123740 (OP)
I don't think I've ever revisited games from my childhood.

DBGT final bout on the ps1
holy shit it was bad but at least it was fun

>>720125024
It does have its charm.

>>720123961
>moeblob with dyed hair
You don't say?

>>720125640
>derails by complaining about derailing

just say /pol/ delenda est.

>>720123740 (OP)
MediEvil.
And that one Star Trek flight sim game.

>>720123740 (OP)
>played Half-Life 1 as a kid
>Terrified the fuck out of me
>Play it today, finally finish it
>Way better now than I remember

She's probably just bad. If it's even a "she" at all.

>>720123740 (OP)
Sometimes zi think about going back and finishing fellowship of the ring GBA but i'm worried this would happen

>>720126184
Oh that's why some games do that fucking consoles of course.

>>720134204
Notice the fact I answered the question and you didn't. I answered multiple times, too.

I wanted to say more than "/pol/" to drive my point home -- my point being that the derailers are worse than the tourists. In a roundabout way, it is on-topic, as OP mentions proving that you aren't a tourist.

To answer the question again, I think that story games are the opposite of this. I hated any game that had a serious plot when I was younger. I think literacy and higher-order thinking play a huge part in the understanding of those games, so it makes sense.

For some real derailing thread action, I'm going to make some carbonara. I don't have any bacon, though, so it'll just be noodles, garlic, and pepper.

Oblivion
*sigh*
Yes, I know! I know.
Still: Oblivion.

Croc legend of the gobbo. Loved it as a child. Probably have hundreds of hours in that game. Replayed it during covid lock downs. It's an absolute piece of shit game.

>>720125283
Other way around for me. I tried getting into kazooie but I have never finished it. I always dropped it pretty quickly.

That said DK64 is my fav Rareware title and that one is constantly shat upon by the web so my taste might just be unorthodox.

>>720135943
I was actually thinking about saying Croc. It is an atrocious game -- tank controls are the devil.

My copy of Croc was split in half when I was a child (don't ask). Strangely enough, my brother somehow managed to get the two pieces of broken disc to reach the title screen. Baffles me to this day.

>>720136341
>tank controls are the devil.
Tank controls have their place. But not in platformers.

>>720125640
>Ultimate Alliance
Man I remember loving those games as a kid, had them on the PSP and PS3. Went to replay the PS3 one recently and I just couldn't get into it.

>>720136341
I had a friend that had a PS1 game that was chipped. As in an actual chunk of the disk was missing. If I recall correctly it was twisted metal. And the game seemed to work fine.

Also I got scratched up disks that were so scratched up the bottom of the disk didn't even reflect anymore and the only thing that happened was the loading times became 5 minutes long. It was Spiro.

>dark colony
still good
>swarm
still good
>chasm
still good
>heart of darkness
still good

>>720136465
Tomb raider 1 sucks for the same reason lmao.

I'll kill anyone calling resident evil 2 controls bad though.

>>720136341
>>720136465
croc was recently remastered, and it has normal platformer controls and you can freely control the camera. you can also change the settings so that it has the original controls. being said, playing croc with actually good platformer controls is really fucking weird.

>>720136879
Heart of darkness holds up insanely well

>>720136789
I have an old DVD with a W7 install iso on it that I've been using as a coaster for years. It still shows up when I put it in my PC.

>>720123740 (OP)
>azulcrescent

Bioshock Infinite

>>720125283
It's actually sureall how wrong people are about this game in the internet. Everyone I know in real life loved this game when it came out

>>720125892
No, I got silksong on release day, and my 18th birthday was yesterday

>>720136895
Was there an option to use the original textures instead of the shitty AI upscaled ones?

>>720123740 (OP)
This doesn't happen with Nintendo.
It's their biggest secret, it's the way they build their loyal manchildren.

>>720137125
I believe there was. I think you can play it exactly like the original version.

>>720137025
Why should I care unless it shows its actual face

>>720137474
because this thread isn't about games you played as a kid, it's a stealth tranny thread

>>720123740 (OP)
Every game I liked as a kid that I've gone back to I've enjoyed.
I'm sure there's some shit I enjoyed that was actually bad, like Digimon World 4 or Phantasy Star Universe or some shit, but I haven't replayed them as an adult.

Half-Life Xen is way worse than I remembered. Other than that it's solid.

>>720137595
>70+ posts in
>only posts about trannies are complaining about trannies
Get help

Probably the biggest shock was Cel Damage, not because I expected it to be amazing but the difference in my memories of the game and how it actually was were so vast. To be fair apparently the HD remaster was a botch job

I was worried Total Annihilation would be another one, but then I remembered you could speed the game up with the + and - keys. For some reason the GoG version started at a slower than default speed, once that was sorted it was pretty good. Shame the expansion pack missions are so irritating

>>720137307
Neat, might actually pick it up then.

Pitfall the mayan adventure
Comix zone
Legend of thor

>>720123740 (OP)
Actually felt like this playing heroes 3, it made me very sad since I loved it back then.

>>720125283
Kazooie sucks still.
Tooie is just better.

Bananza tried, but it just misses something despite having pretty intriguing mechanics. The design is just not right. It looks off and corporate.

>>720138136
based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pR-zmVvq10

>>720129239
No, Tooie is superior. Master Quest is jank compared to OoT.
If anything, it's the MM.

>>720138440
And yet I had a great time with Fire Emblem a couple years back.

>>720123740 (OP)
Bowser's Inside Story, people refuse to see that this game is kinda shit compared to Partner's in Time, and only had it's true potential realized in Dream Team. Take off the rose-tinted glasses you faggots.

none. the only game that came close was maybe donkey kong 64 because instead of thinking yay i get to collect things i think damn i gotta collect things, but i don't fault the game in that it's just that i'm not a kid seeing things with a pure innocent lens anymore. i just see tedium and time wasted.

>>720131674
Clock tower was fun until the barrows castle when the game no longer told you what the fuck you’re supposed to be doing. Then once you do know you get chased for the 100th time and have to use one of the clickable events for the 100th time.

>>720138759
No I had issues as a kid with it.
It just didn't click with me why I kept stopping a playthrough of it as a kid when I was so obsessed with Banjo and DKC.

I got a similar niggle with Silksong's fetch quests actually.

>>720123740 (OP)
chrono trigger.
fight me.

>>720125640
/pol/ posters are the only thing fighting back against games becoming propaganda pieces, and no longer containing any actual gameplay.

>>720123740 (OP)
Sonic Adventure 2

>>720139243
>/pol/ posters are the only thing fighting back against games becoming propaganda pieces
By being propaganda pieces?
Step out of my light, son.

>>720138743
Dream team was bloated as fuck, they could have removed 10 hours and the game would be better for it.

Final Fantasy Tactics
But grinding JP was ass then, is still ass now.

>>720124621
>T. Mayfly
Look at this lumberfoot before he ages away into nothing

>>720138759
I've never played much of DK64 but isn't this really only a problem if you're trying to do everything? From what I recall, at least half of the collectibles are optional, which the only obnoxious shit being the arcade games.

>>720123740 (OP)
Minecraft

>>720125748
Seconded.

>>720123740 (OP)
Crash was never good

>>720123740 (OP)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (PS2, XBOX, GCB)

>>720140109
The real worst part in DK64 is getting decent scores in both Jetpack and oldschool DK. And they were mandatory to finish the main quest, I think.
The collectible part was a nag, but pausing to change your gear all the time in Zelda was also a nag but people didn't mind it too much. Don't remember anyone saying their experience with Link's Awakening or Oracle of Seasons was ruined because of constant button swapping.

>>720131674
>Paper Mario
>Chrono Trigger
>Super Metroid
>Castlevania SOTN
>Secret of Mana
>Zelda Majora's Mask
>all shit
10/10 bait made me reply

>>720123740 (OP)
Traffic Department 2192

Pretty much every mid-00s licensed game. They're all one step above complete shovelware.

>>720135663
>thinking any zoomer has heard about down in the dumps
>derailers are the worst therefor, I will derail

do you hate yourself?

Bomberman Generation

It was my first Fallout game but after playing the previous ones it really doesn't hold up as it did when I played it as a kid

>>720125283
I agree the larger worlds with 5 note nests and a treble cleft is a really weird move. I also agree that the larger worlds feel barren after an initial sweep, the typed eggs feel more like DK colored door switches with occasional context (light lanturns with fire eggs, blow up a metal hatch with grenades) but felt shallow. I agree Mumbo sucks to play as, and Canary Mary sucks ass.
The game is still a 8.5/10. The FPS segments could be better but the idea is awesome, larger worlds with warp pads are awesome, and the tonal shift is a hoot. If Kazooie is a 9/10 Tooie is 8.5. The game was designed for backtracking. You can tell the crew felt inclined to dial back after DK64 but I argue they overcorrected. Some moces become outdated or upgraded upon and therefor lose meaning (you use the beak barge, what, once in Witchyworld?) but it does its job as a sequel of more with a higher scale.

>>720125283
Yeah. I was bright eyed to replay it at the Xbox but quickly realized it was purely nostalgia.

>>720140276
Arguably a big influence on Silksong and metroid dread.
Gotta go fast.

>>720123740 (OP)
Genuinely never happened. I still like games I liked as a kid, but obviously not every single game I have played and just thought they were ok.

>>720140756
Look at this oldfag 20 yr old.

>>720123740 (OP)
Medal of Honor Allied Assault Spearhead

Everybody Mischief Makers was much better than it actually is.

>>720138136
>To be fair apparently the HD remaster was a botch job
No, it's just not a good game. It was always an inferior Twisted Metal.

>>720123740 (OP)
Honestly I can't remember a single game where my perception of it changed drastically over the years. Sure, I won't lose my shit over Mario 64 like I would back when it came out, but it's still a fun game.

>>720137424
It's not necessarily bad design but cutting off half of Alleys and Gulleys to needing a powerup later on and bscktracking was a bitch move. There are many moments in this game where falling down and losing verticality means going back and recomitting to a route to get back to where you fell. Not the worst thing since you don' take fall damage but getting to the top of Andy's Neighborhood treehouse, the cash registers and isles of Al's Toy Barn, or climbing the plane in Tarmac Trouble wasn't the most fun.
I want to replay this just to see how well the rest holds up though. I grew up with the 64 version, so hearing the Dreamcast's version of the audio was a treat
https://youtu.be/iTiwgo5q56g
https://youtu.be/GePpae9J1Xw
https://youtu.be/_GqM6v8YVT8
https://youtu.be/avlrMTa5DS0

>>720123740 (OP)
Gothic 2, I could draw you a map of this game from memory. Still remember that a cheat code to get almost every item is to summon a guy name "Rockefeller" lmao.

Planescape: Torment

>>720139243
They aren't doing shit. They contribute nothing and don't like ANY games. You could have a perfect game and some /pol/ shitter will complain because a woman does something in the game exactly one time. Fuck you, everyone like you, and everything you stand for.

Using art to influence culture is an inevitable part of human society. The fact that those games suck is a self-correcting problem, so shut the fuck up about it. You aren't a trailblazer because you hate minorities. When you switch your target from "cultural issue that you don't like" to "media conglomerates in general", then you'll have my attention.

Puzzle games don't interest me like they used to. The most fun puzzles are too easy. I think puzzle-solving conventions make puzzles less interesting.

>>720138136
This was one of those games that threw me right into chaos, I couldn't figure out what to and I dropped it. An example of a game that tries to have a fresh cartoony spin on a prexisting concept done right I think is Go Go Hypergrind, which does the base clone of Tony Hawk a little shallowly but fills it out with the ehacky cartoon physics and how those play into your combo meter and the challenges around them all.

>>720137025
She's a nice person

>>720138759
>>720140109
>>720140316
The Jetpack score honestly isn't hard, if you grind treasure on the 1st level and never go to lvl2 its easy.
The biggest bitch are things that inhibit your already slow rate of doing things because of backtracking and the tag barrel. For example in Fungi Forest ontop of the 5 characters you also have the day/night cycle that locks things away depending on, so esseltially you'e playing a level with 5x2= 10 states you will need to backtrack in. Don't get me started on the Bonus Barrels.
Keep in kind the low GB count is a ruse because to get to the bosses in later levels you need around 400/500 of a level' colored bananas, so you'll still be playing a fair bit.
Go play Kaze's "Tag Anywhere" mod, it makes so many of the major flaws bearable.

>>720141558
>and some /pol/ shitter will complain because a woman does something in the game exactly one time.
How dare she. Bitch needs to be in the kitchen where she belongs before she hurts somebody with her barbie doll melties.

>>720134968
I've been replaying Oni and it's as good or better than I remember. Just wish the stages were better than wide-open hangars.

>>720123740 (OP)
Nintendo 64 games

>>720123740 (OP)
>Name the game, prove that you aren't zoomer tourist!

>>720138528
There's no way that a human being thinks Bananza "looks corporate".

>>720140439
Yes they are all shit games for babies especially the RPGs. It's genuinely insane how anyone can have fun playing this crap. After playing hollow knight or rabi ribi replaying castlevania and metroid games become a chore. Turn based RPGs suck major ass and Zelda should have never been 3D. No 3d game can compete with zelda 2, link to the past or minish cap. Yes even the DS games mog ocarina of slop and majora's flop

>>720123740 (OP)
I've never experienced this.

>>720142880
It looks "post galaxy nintendo" when they made their brand so safe that it started to look bland.
Even Zelda has this look.

Dread has it too, but somehow it overcame it.
Bananza has it the worst. It looks safe.

DKC was bordering on horror for me as a kid. You were chased around by terrifying looking things and that was fun. Bananza would bore me as a kid today.

>>720123834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ

>>720123740 (OP)
Final fantasy 13, still comeback to play it every year to remind myself that it’s bad but also why I still love it

>It's the corporation that has changed
>I am definitely not jaded

>>720138759
>instead of thinking yay i get to collect things i think damn i gotta collect things
Playing so many open-world games with garbage inventory management like skyrim and minecraft in more recent years have conditioned me to hate collecting items in video games.

>>720144497
Games like that make you fret about carry weight or inventory space. Good old collectathons give you unlimited pockets to just go grab stuff. One reason I think the stress factor of the two are different.

>>720142974
Holy shit your taste is absolutely trash and reddit that I cannot even fathom how you are still even on this website.

>>720145491
No I know, it's just become Pavlovian for me at this point. Doesn't seem to matter what game.

>>720143129
>Dread has it too, but somehow it overcame it.
Nah, Dread was the most sterile Metroid game yet. It's unfortunate that the concept of dread was wasted on it.

>>720143073
Same
>go back and play game i loved as an adult
>realize how much completely went over my head and marvel at how I was able to beat it
Morrowind was the "funny cat man game where I beat people up and jump for 2 hours so I can leap over buildings" for me for years. I just didn't know how to engage with them properly