Thread 720130904

Kong of the Year

>>720130904 (OP)
Based

>>720130904 (OP)
SHE

Sex

>>720130904 (OP)
Why is she so smug?

>>720130904 (OP)
>"THEY TURNED CAMMY INTO A NIGGER?!" - Maximilian Dood, 1st Bananza stream.

Hey look it's that character that has 98% offmodel fanart

>>720130904 (OP)
If this is true, why hasn't anyone drawn her taking a shit yet?

>>720130904 (OP)
She has style,
She has grace.
This Kong
Has a lovely face.

>>720133823
HAS

>>720134245
You say that like it only exclusively happens to her

>>720134161
when has max ever said nigger?

She looks like she fucks human men

>>720133823
LOOKS

>>720134245
And shes just as lewd in the 2% that is perfectly on-model. Her body is made for sex and rough breeding.

>>720134757
LIKE

>>720134625
where's the on-model and off-model futa cock?

>>720134642
It's like you didn't read.

>>720135265
>know scat artist
>didn't draw her taking a shit
that's not fair

>>720134245
Every fictional female character ever.

>>720134161
Did he said that?

>>720134245
This is nearly every single DK character including DK

>>720134625
i said 98% for a reason

>>720141239
Why is his butt so detailed?

>>720141495
funny

>>720141495
Yours isn't?

wasn’t even fotm, give up man

>>720141495
tradition

>>720134863
SHE

>>720141845
FUCKS

HUMAN

>>720142050
ME

>>720134951
Why can’t you keep your shit fetish to yourself? You obnoxious mindless idiot

>>720141239
Pauline has to wait in a different room or just look away, she’s too young for what’s about to happen

>>720141239
Because Kong butt is best butt

>>720142115
BWC
>>720142221
He clearly said it's a cock fetish and not shit one

>>720141495
japanese comedy

>>720141036
>Did he said that?

1:32:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIdaysL7z8&t=5524s

>>720143112
TRVTH NVKE

>>720130904 (OP)
>black coded character

GWUM-PEE

>>720138332
>POV: You are a human man being greeted by his wife

I want Candy

>>720134501
Why is her pinky toes sticking out?

Enemies to lovers

>>720130904 (OP)
I'd feed her my banana if you catch my drift.

>>720134567
NO

>>720147204
TITS

>>720144974
Monkey have hand feet

Usually I'd be after characters like Pauline, but DAMN.
I'm ape for this Kong. What abilities does she have in the game?

>>720141239
more like imminent_facesitting and dubious_consent

>>720147549
she uses a perfume that turns her invisible
that's about it
besides that she just spins around the room very fast while invisible, and you have to hit her to reveal her before she hits you

>Female character has glasses
>Nerd faggots: OMFG SO SEXO PLAP, PLAP, PLAP, PLAP GET PREGNANT, SEXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Why are you stupid, mouth-breathing unwashed shutin faggots like this? Wearing glasses automatically deducts 5 attraction points from ANY female.

>>720148060
You stupid frog bitch. I see ZERO glasses in the OP image and I would still banana creampie that monkey RAW.

Shut the fuck up, crawl back into your little pond, and think before you POST.

>>720148837
>I would still commit bestiality
I'm sure you would, Rajneesh. I'm sure you would...

>>720149005
Ricardo actually.
5'10" from Puerto Rico. Livin' la vida loca.

>>720148060
>frog nigger has the gayest post in the thread
Very shocking

post yfw the k rool reveal happened

>>720149107
(You) will die on the beaches on Conshitsuella soon sooo.... win/win. Yuck it up while you still can, Spic.

>>720149327
I have deceived you once again. I am Tim from New Zealand. You have nothing on me mate.
Small little frog with no games.

>>720149427
You WILL die for Venezuelan oil in another failed Western coalition war, Kiwicuck.

>>720148060
>>Female character has glasses
>>Nerd faggots: OMFG SO SEXO PLAP, PLAP, PLAP, PLAP GET PREGNANT, SEXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
This but unironically.

>>720141239
what's pauline going to do?

>>720149597
And yet again, I have rused you anon. I am underneath your floorboards. Sleep with one eye open.

>>720149130
didn't feel it until the Kredits + perfect sync into Gangplank

>>720130904 (OP)
The look she gives you before ripping your arm off.

Definitely my GOTY

>>720130904 (OP)
How tall is she canonically?

>>720141239
>imminent_ape

>>720134245
Off model, on model, looks good either way.

Monkey fuck

>>720158342
>>720157770
>>720134501
>>720130904 (OP)
Imagine the leglocks...