Thread 720144673

*hands him an unplugged controller*

Here you go lil nigga

who the fuck are you, how did you get into my house?

>>720144673 (OP)
>Beats the child with a lead pipe
FUCK OFF IM PLAYING SPYRO

>>720144673 (OP)
*Unzips dick* *chuckles*, "oh, I think I know where this is going.."

>>720144673 (OP)
>change tv to static
>tell him it doesn't work right now
>he leaves
>change it back to channel 3
Its that shrimple.

>>720144673 (OP)
>Tfw you were the youngest of four brothers
Literally the only time I could play games was when none of my siblings were home otherwise I'd be kicked off for being lowest on the totem pole

>>720144736
>>720144820
>>720144902
>>720144943
>MOOOOOOM!!!!!
>ANON ISN'T LETTING ME PLAY!!!!
>AND HE'S SWEARING AND THREATENING TO BEAT ME WITH A PIPE AND TRYING TO MOLEST ME AGAIN!!!!

>>720145346
https://youtu.be/0TBlyr7gUBc?si=N4ELhCSLVu0veMxb&t=33

>>720145125
Explains why you grew up to be a bottom

>>720145346
*Runs my finger down your cheek* "oh sweetie.. mommy's not home.. now come on, it's time for daddy to show you a /new/ game."

>>720144673 (OP)
>smack him as hard as i can on his bare stomach

this game is for grown ups but you can play mario on the handheld.
>proceed to play my hentai game unbothered

tell mom to get another tv and console.

>>720144673 (OP)
bois

>>720145125
Sorry. Is your life okay?

>>720144673 (OP)
>>720145346
Sometimes I see a small child and wish to grab him by the ankle and throw him around. Is this normal?

>>720144673 (OP)
I wish I had a smaller sibling... it could've been a boy or girl, I wouldn't have cared. But it's such a shame I didn't have one.

>>720151349
>So long, gay child!

>>720151497
I had two sisters. We were all very different and never spent any time with each other. I never had to deal with sharing anything with either of them, but sometimes I wish I had a brother. Now I just have two sisters who I have basically no relationship with and we all live in different parts of the country.

>>720145125
>youngest of four brothers
>kindergarten gets out at noon while the older classes stay the full school day
>have the NES and Genesis to myself all afternoon

>>720147925
>ANON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THAT COMPUTER?!?
>YOU SHUT THAT GARBAGE DOWN NOW!

>>720151349
Yeas

>>720150841
>IF YOU WANT A NEW TV, GET A PAPER ROUTE!

>>720147925
>but you can play mario on the handheld
I know mario land only has 12 levels, but it's pretty difficult for a retarded child and replaying the first 5 levels over and over for a chance at progressing was not fun.

>>720151918
Screw you father, you don't get to boss me around

>>720151497
I have a smaller sister. She's bipolar and the source of a good percentage of my life's problems. Would not recommend.

>>720144943
>>720145738
>alright anon, off to jail with you.

>>720152292
>THIS'LL HURT ME MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU ANON

wwyd?

>>720152597
did he take off his belt so he could take off his pants?

>>720151349

It is if you're a nigger

>>720153805
Explain how that makes me a black man.

>>720153852
The warrior gene, monoamine oxidase A (MAOA), predisposes an individual to violent antisocial behavior. Blacks are more likely to express this gene.

...mom?

>>720144673 (OP)
Here bro, you can be player two.

>>720147925
>load up save
>realize progress has been made on it
>dad was the last one to use the computer

>>720154631
It's not hurting the kid if I just swing him around by the ankle.

>>720144673 (OP)
https://youtu.be/0jHUR6ASlb4?si=TEIBQODdX64vZk2d

Knock knock kiddo. You wanna pause the game? It's time for din din.

I just liked being around my older brothers and watching them play. the times when they actually played games in that period was pretty rare, they'd usually do a marathon session of a big new game and not play anything else for months. maybe I'd feel differently if they were always hogging the console.

>>720152861
Serves you right little shit. We could've had some father-son time and built a PC together, but you wanted to be a tendie.

>>720154631
So you mean I'm a BORN WARLORD not a turbo autist?
HOLY FUARK!!!

i would laugh and everything but
...i was that kid

>>720155731
If I was there you would've been dead runt

>>720145125
> be younger brother
> older brother is chill and always gives me a chance to play for a bit, finds multiplayer games we can play together, or tells me I can play later and vouches for me if my parents say "no video games now" by saying they'd be breaking his promise
> ends up a meth addict due to letting a crazy girlfriend push him into drugs and fuck him over since he was too nice and meek to tell her to fuck off and dies in a ditch at 32
You just can't win.

>>720155414
> cables running over CPU fan
> ram is just thrown on the table under the GPU
> screwing the PSU in without holding it in place, before the cables are plugged in
Nice paperweight they're building

>>720156112
Sorry anon, wish my brother was as cool as yours. He's just turned into a turbo NEET discord e-dating Overwatch comp player.

>>720154640
kek wtf