Thread 720263407

The Nintendo 64 Taco Bell collab was insane

Mario is part of american culture

>>720264631
Thinking about Americans 24/7 is part of third worlder culture.

>>720263407 (OP)
Everything about this picture reeks of old boomer trash

>>720264746
*sniff*
I think it's just you.

>>720263407 (OP)
That joystick maze kept child me entertained for tens of minutes.

>>720263407 (OP)
My girlfriend got me these toys for Christmas last year, they're so dope

>>720263407 (OP)
Is it because Taco Bell gives him explosive gas?

>>720264834
I swear there was another one that was like a diamond shape that kept me busy
but as far as taco bell promos go the ones that really stick to me are the digimon one (cause I was a digimon freak growing up) and the medabots one (cause you got lil cardboard medals and that was hype as fuck)
I have a fonder memory of happy meal toys than I do of most actual toys cause that's just what we had growing up

>>720263407 (OP)
The Nintendo 64 Taco Bell collab was insane
Are those...licensed toys?
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I'M LOSING MY MIND. OH NIGGERMAN WHERE ART THOU?!

>>720263407 (OP)
Those toys are so like, large and interactive, they have moving parts and shit, i forgot how hype that stuff was back then, kids these days get fuckin discount funko pops in their happy meals now

>>720263407 (OP)
I don't remember Taco Bell having toys. I know they had a Phantom Menace promotion but they didn't have a big-ticket program like McDonald's or Burger King. Even Chick-fil-A had more consistent stuff.

>>720263407 (OP)
>'Maybe this is why he drives that kart so fast'
>Mario is speeding to get home before he shits himself after Taco Bell
Canon

>>720264981
>>720265971
Do people really have that hard of a time with Taco Bell or is it just the low hanging fruit joke for unfunny people?

>>720264495
Funky Kong's first appearance in Mario Kart

>>720266089
I've never even eaten Taco Bell I just find the idea of Mario racing home because he's touching cloth funny

>>720265101
At least those actually look better than Funko Pops, but that's not a very high bar.

>fast food is soulless and expensive now
I fucking hate the future.

>>720263407 (OP)
>he drives so fast because he has to take a shit
Is this environmental storytelling?

>>720263407 (OP)
The Burger King one was better

>>720267508
Fast food has always been slop, make your own shit at home

I found this earlier todayq

>>720263407 (OP)
Oh shit I had that controller thing
>>720265780
And this kart toy, it was from McDonalds right?
>>720267508
I still enjoy a mcdouble every once in a while but they are overpriced. The app is where they keep all the coupons.

>>720264495
Huh he doesn't have teeth?

>>720267824
I don't want to fucking cook at home today, I want a fast fucking meal that tastes good and is cheap. Dumb nigger. In a less civilized society, you'd advocate for using your hand to wipe your ass just to avoid buying toilet paper.

>>720267738
That's a rather small service of bananas for one american monkey

>>720267979
Wendy's but damn I would have wanted some of this BK shit.

>>720268103
We didn't know how good we had it

>>720267738
I still have that spinny Link toy. Probably the last year I was still a light enough eater to get kids meals.

>>720265101
so gay. imagine if they tried pulling a fucking NSYNC or backstreet boys collab back in the early 2000's? it would've been a joke.

>>720268863
They kinda did. They gave away pop singles that you could play on some tiger handheld thing.

>>720268992
oh fuck you're right. apparently it was stuff being sold on the side though? from what I'm seeing you had to pay 14.99 on top of the meal for the handheld thing.

>>720269193
They gave away the songs in happy meals you just needed a player to use them.

>>720269348
Let's be real here, no one had one of those back then unless you were a white girl.

>>720268863
Burger King did a set of backstreet boys toys

>>720269960
yea but you look at that and you would really have to look up close and be like wtf that's the backstreet boys. At first glance they look like regular old action figures. Most likely because they knew most boys wouldn't be caught dead playing with a backstreet boy figurine, so they had to "boy-ify" the backstreet boys cause it was a thing targeted for girls.

>>720264746
No wonder it's soulful

>Zoomers and alpha will never experience Pokemania
>Zoomers and alpha will never experience high quality dast food toys
>Zoomers and alpha will never have the joyful experience of going to a Block buster with the family in a Friday night to pick out a snack, a soda, a movie and a video game to rent for the weekend while discovering hidden gems by physically sifting through the box art.
>Zoomers and alpha will never have a real childhood because there was no quality media catered to them and they're all in a rush to grow up
Sucks for them lmao

>>720270352
some blockbusters would even have the booklets in the box so you could look at them and get a better idea of the game. That's another thing zoomers will never be able to enjoy. The little game booklets that would sometimes have whole maps of the game area.

>>720270352
This image took me back to 1999.
Also I want that fucking Nidoking keychain.

>>720268703
I still have some of those cards. Good times.

>>720267508
it's funny how during the last recession the stockmarket faggots considered fast food to be a "safe" stock because there's no way people wont need to buy cheap food
And this was true then but when the middle class leveled down, it never recovered, so now not even fast food is safe

>>720270352
I had that exact same black smudge on my Ditto wtf give him back

>>720272256
Its still insanely popular, it just shifted to places like chick fil a, Culver's, Chipotle, etc

They're just as popular, albeit insanely expensive compared to the 90s

>>720272256
you're supposed to invest in things that only rich people can afford. right now that's tech.

>>720270352
The actually tragic thing Zoomers will never experience is that they are living in constant stagnation. Imagine you were part of pokemania: You played the original pokemon games, simple but fun. Now you get to experience pokemon stadium, pokemon silver/gold, the jump to the GBA. An improvement every time, technology actually getting better and better. If you are a zoomer you get minecraft and fortenite and that is it. Doesn't change, just gets worse and worse.

>>720272681
This is the milennial experience too, but they just refuse to accept it

>>720269960
>TRAN
>Twinky Stark
>Barkley's Shut up and Mayonnaise
>Liftery of the Druids
>Indy Jump Your Bones

>>720268051
Rare era DK never had visible teeth. They were added in the Gamecube era.

>>720272986
That doesn't even make sense

back when marketers actually tried to make you like the thing they're advertising

>>720267738
>That spinning Legend of Zelda toy
I had that toy when I was a kid, it was pretty cool, I liked it. Too bad it's gone missing/at my mother's house who I basically cut all ties with, including contact-wise because she decided to be a manipulative cuntwaffle fuckhead bully and notorious liar to me and used me in her retarded little "war" against my dad. Fuck her, if she were to die to morrow, I wouldn't mourn her.

>>720268361
>Pogers?

Get the FUCK out of my way

>>720267937
Thanks for the code, sucker!

>>720263407 (OP)
Taco Bell
Taco Bell
Product placement with Taco Bell

>>720267738
why is the deku princess of the enemies link is fighting

>>720268052
Order a pizza.
>best value for price, a big one will last you days for a price of a single meal of any other fast food
>really hard to fuck up to the point of inedibility
>high customizability
>tastes great
Everything else is a meme.

>>720276512
This. If it's good for the Turtles, it's good for me.

>>720275936
enchirito nacho burrito..

>>720263407 (OP)
I had that joystick toy!

>>720273216
Well yes its a zoomer/alphoid, their shit talking never goes any deeper than copying what you say or when that fails and they are out of ideas they start talking about "yapping/crying" ie talking,, because the zoomer is at a loss for something to say.
Absolutely incapable of banter and its ruined MP gaming for me, even kids a decade ago still had a little bit of life left in them, enough to tease and troll.

>>720276395
She had it coming

>>720265101
You can thank government regulations trying to make fast food unappealing to kids becuase of ''MUH CHILDHOOD OBESITY''
without realising this problem could be largely solved if they cut back on food stamps