Thread 720319945

Bayonetta 4 this Friday.

I don't want it after 3 let me down.

>>720319945 (OP)
OH FUUUCK ME

>>720319945 (OP)
>luka got to tap that

>>720319945 (OP)
Wrong character in OP image

>>720319945 (OP)
I don't find Bayonetta to be that sexy. The proportions just aren't quite right

>>720322014
>not even pity-fucked, full on marriage and happy family
Luckiest motherfucker in vidya

>>720319945 (OP)
I thought that was a black man grabbing her ass haha

>>720319945 (OP)
But Platinum is pretty much dead already.

>>720323095
They’ll contract Clovers

>>720320181
fpbp

>>720319945 (OP)
>Bayonetta 4
I sleep. Cereza Origins 2 when?

>>720319945 (OP)
wait what
Isn't it over?

Actually, it's Astral Chain 2.

>>720324612
UOHHHH INVESTIGATIONS (sarcasm)

>>720324414
They have to correct the story because leftists hate it.

https://archive.ph/2N7E8

They weren't very happy it was found out that not only is she straight, but made a normal family unit (husband and child), a sin against 'modernity'.

They had her as a Pride icon, but it was just their woke headcanon, same way they want Samus to be trans and moan when it doesn't work out.
So now platinum games is going to make part 4 uber woke and correct things to appease leftists.

>>720324105
>>720324612
Lollipop Chainsaw 2: Terror in Kindergarten

>>720328108
Haruhi, calm down. Not everything is leftists.

>>720319945 (OP)
Coming soon for Super Switch

>>720322245
>I don't find Bayonetta to be that sexy. The proportions just aren't quite right
humans can tell something ain't right and that puts them off wanting to breed (except furfags).

This gives Bayo a pass to be far more lewd and sassy than someone with more normal proportions would (Samus for example).

I wonder if that was carefully crafted design choice or a fluke. desu only part 1 was kino. They toned things down in sequels like removing that horse-device torture attack.

23:45
https://youtu.be/nf7Yo9fHfYE?si=mBoq9pgfwChL28IS&t=1425

>>720328803
>humans can tell something ain't right
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
No.

>>720322245
You just gay

>>720323054
haha we should discord chat about that

>>720323054
I like witch futass

Bump

>>720328803
>wonder if that was carefully crafted design choice
From what I remember they spent more time designing her than actually making the game.

Why is Bayonetta's back is so sexy

>>720319945 (OP)
brraaaaappppppp

>>720319945 (OP)
I'm gonna FUCK Bayonetta!

i wonder how long it would take me to get bored of her ass being on my face

>>720335860
ew, looks like a dude

3 was so bad though.

BAYONETTA CAN SUCK MY DICK ANY TIME SHE WANTS
I GIVE HER PERMISSION

>>720319945 (OP)
I will never understand how they didnt surpass the first game with two sequels. You got a perfect protagonist design, an inpired theme for the enemies and one of the combat systems in gaming, and you spend two games actively trying to make it worse.

>>720339038
The urge to one up the prior game. Blew up in the face of two as it made the prior systems under powered shit.

And three had directors who saw too much marvel.

>>720339038
Dammit, my illiterate ass let two errors slide
>inspired
>one of the best combat systems in gaming

>>720335837
Enough f gas

>>720320181
3 is good

>>720329050
>>720328803
Lots of asian (especially chinese) characters and art feature women with small heads relative to their bodies.