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Anonymous No.720333842 [Report] >>720334027 >>720334087 >>720334104 >>720334134 >>720334398 >>720334509 >>720334646 >>720334927 >>720335004 >>720335070 >>720335136 >>720338086 >>720340229 >>720341939 >>720347814 >>720348453 >>720350358 >>720352543 >>720354467 >>720358153 >>720358694 >>720358786 >>720358786 >>720363572 >>720363606
how would you rank them?
Anonymous No.720333926 [Report]
2 > 1 > doesn't exist
Anonymous No.720334027 [Report] >>720334134
>>720333842 (OP)
Atmosphere, I gotta give it to 1, it has a very cozy B film feel to it, with devs as actors and winter storm NY

Story, 2 is downright kino. it really was the Fall of Max Payne™, im a big sucker for it, my personal favorite game of the series

Gameplay, 3 is really good. its not as easy as 2, and not bullshit as 1. controls feel responsive and shooting feels great.
Anonymous No.720334087 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
Sober: 2 > 1 > 3
Drunk: 3 > 1 > 2
High: 3 > 2 > 1
Painkillers: 2 > 1 > 3
Anonymous No.720334104 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
ALAN WAKE
Anonymous No.720334134 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
All three are great in their own way >>720334027 nailed it.
If I had to rank them, it would be 1 > 2 > 3
Anonymous No.720334398 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
1's story is more iconic but 2 held my attention longer. I kind of tuned out of 1 after the end of episode 2.
Anonymous No.720334509 [Report] >>720363536 >>720364482
>>720333842 (OP)
Gameplay
3 >> 1 >>>>> 2

Story
1 >>>>>> 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2

2 is dogshit.
Anonymous No.720334646 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
All 10/10s
Anonymous No.720334927 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
>bald beardo in sunny mexico
>payne's a depressed loser again despite accepting his wife's death finally
Not sure who 3 was meant to appeal to. It obviously wasn't me (a Max Payne fan) so I naturally skipped it. Maybe its for brown skinned people?
Anonymous No.720335004 [Report] >>720335130 >>720340483
>>720333842 (OP)
3 is not a Max Payne game. It's not made by Remedy, it's just Rockstars shitty fanfiction.
Anonymous No.720335070 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
1
2
3 isnt a max payne game
Anonymous No.720335130 [Report]
>>720335004
This.
>Max Payne 2: Vlad was right. There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?' when you look back, see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or a forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions.
>Max Payne 3: I'm an angry gringo with a gun, and I shoot bad guys, but I'm also a bad guy. And my hand has a drink in it, but not my other hand because it has a gun in it that I use to shoot bad guys, but sometimes it does have a drink because both of my arms are my drinking arms, except for when it's holding a gun.
Anonymous No.720335136 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
10/10, 9/10, 9/10
Max Payne 2 goes too hard in the paint with stacking bullet time super john woo shit and 3 has too many cutscenes but they're all fantastic.
Anonymous No.720335378 [Report] >>720337169 >>720341393 >>720341651 >>720343615 >>720358820 >>720363536
3>>>>>>>2>1
Max Payne 3 is the greatest third person shooter of all time. It’s a work of art in every regard, atmosphere, music, acting, pacing. The action gameplay is visceral, ferocious, intuitive. Even the multiplayer was great. Anyone with a different opinion is a faggot remedy shill. MP2 is a fine game and MP1 is an archaic cartoon. Get real.
Anonymous No.720335530 [Report]
I've heard about these guys and their raids. Rent-a-thugs in body armor sending a message to the poor that the cops are still in charge. When they hit the favelas, they come in hard and fast. Anyone is fair game. These bastards make the NYPD look like the Hare Krishnas. Anytime these guys decide to join the party, you can be sure it isn't going to end with a pinata and a slice of cake.

The gangsters sometimes give them a run for their money. That's what happens with you give some roided up half-wit a commando uniform with "special" on the front and let him ride around his hometown in a tank playing soldier. Sooner or later someone's gonna decide he's not so special.
Anonymous No.720337169 [Report]
>>720335378
>It’s a work of art in every regard, atmosphere, music, acting, pacing.

All they did was copy a shitty tony scott film and not even one of his good ones
Anonymous No.720338086 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
2>1>trash>3 with the skip cutscene mode>shit>piss >vanilla 3
Anonymous No.720339464 [Report]
1 is all you need.

t. 100%ed all 3 and beat 3 a few days ago
Anonymous No.720340229 [Report] >>720350256
>>720333842 (OP)
I really don't get how anyone who liked Max Payne in the first place would place 3 above anything. Fucker can't switch weapons anymore, obviously there's also no melee attacks still, everything feels heavy and less dynamic, and the action it's constantly interrupted for a dogshit cutscene every 30 seconds or so, and if we are hinting at personal preferences, the entire thing doesn't even feel like part of the same series, it's a bizarre Kane and Lynch adjacent in style and tone. Best part of the game is every moment you spend in New York, but even that it's ruined from the damage the gameplay ended up taking. Dogshit game, even more terrible sequel, and anyone who like that piece of shit over the others never liked Max Payne in the first place.

Ah, the other two great, i liked the first one the best.
Anonymous No.720340483 [Report]
>>720335004
>It's not made by Remedy
At this point i don't think that Lake, or anyone at Remedy for that matter, have it in them anymore. If Max cameo in AW2 is anything to go by, Remedy is incapable of doing justice to Payne anymore.
Anonymous No.720341393 [Report]
>>720335378
Absolute truth.
Anonymous No.720341651 [Report]
>>720335378
TRVTH NVKE
Anonymous No.720341768 [Report]
>Liked and defended most of 3 since it released
>Finally been long enough that everyone now nostalgiafags hard over it

It's missing some core aspects of the series and the storytelling is clearly vastly different between Remedy and Rockstar but it's still a great game

Shame the online got fucked over so hard by Rockstar's DLC faggotry
Anonymous No.720341939 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
I like them all desu. I've replayed 3 like 4 times and I want to replay it again...
Anonymous No.720342179 [Report] >>720343365
Max Payne 3 is Rockstar's best game
Anonymous No.720343365 [Report] >>720343795 >>720347094
>>720342179
half of the game is in brazilian
Anonymous No.720343615 [Report] >>720344209
>>720335378
>3
>pacing
enjoys your unskippable cutscenes with cover shooter gameplay
Anonymous No.720343663 [Report]
patch 3 so that I can skip cutscenes and I'll give it a 10/10
Anonymous No.720343795 [Report]
>>720343365
Have you considered that you're replying to a Brazilian?
Anonymous No.720344209 [Report]
>>720343615
>cover shooter gameplay
Congratulations you just exposed yourself as either a retard or a double retard aka a consolefag
Anonymous No.720347094 [Report]
>>720343365
>Of course *I knew* it was bad writing, but by that point, i was too cynical and jaded to care.
Anonymous No.720347814 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
1>3>2
Anonymous No.720348453 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
1 > 2 > L.A. Noire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3
Anonymous No.720350061 [Report] >>720350301
>There were UFE all over the airport and civilians were being moved out. Looking at it one way, shutting down the airport for their escape was a weird sort of "compliment", but one I didn't need.
>[health tears starts playing]
Anonymous No.720350256 [Report] >>720350301 >>720350465 >>720350904
>>720340229
I agree. IDK if I would place it in dogshit territory and while the ghettos and luxury high raises and swamps of Brazil are a really cool setting it really doesn't feel like a Max Payne game at all. Max feels, looks and sounds like a completely different character, in a completely new setting, with no reoccurring characters, events etc from the first two games, with a whole new story pretty much unrelated to anything. When it's in New York it actually feels like Max Payne, but in Brazil? It feels like I'm playing GTA5 or some shit. Max is also a massive retard in Max Payne 3. So many moments I would rage at the computer from Max getting captured or letting people die instead of jumping around and killing everyone like I did 5 seconds ago.
Anonymous No.720350301 [Report] >>720350757 >>720364426
>>720350061
>>720350256
However, I will correct myself, the soundtrack from Max Payne by HEALTH is fucking awesome.
Anonymous No.720350358 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
1 > 2 > 3

I enjoy all three, but the first is by far my favorite.
Anonymous No.720350465 [Report]
>>720350256
MP3 came out well before gta V. The Micheal character was based on Max and they even copied that one part where Max takes cover behind his own tombstone.
Anonymous No.720350757 [Report] >>720364426
>>720350301
Health Tears is such a weird song to me because I couldn't quite make out the lyrics at first. I headcanoned them into being optimistic lines said in a melancholy tone.

>Love favors war
>Be aware what you are
>Trust us now
>Don't ever let it go
>Don't give up just now
>There's still a ways to go

Then I watched a lyrcs video of the song and was shocked to see that the lyrics were actually some super doomer supreme shit.

>You'll never wake up
>It's time to let me never let go
>Just follow in your memories alone
>It's time to let me never wake up
>We die alone

Shit's fucked
Anonymous No.720350904 [Report]
>>720350256
>So many moments I would rage at the computer from Max getting captured or letting people die instead of jumping around and killing everyone like I did 5 seconds ago
I agree it's dumb as hell but it started with Max Payne 2 so at least it's consistent
Anonymous No.720351085 [Report]
>I judged anons like a dime store angel of death until I realized I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and other was banging my sister.
Anonymous No.720351235 [Report]
>Vlad was right. There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?' when you look back, see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or a forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions.
Anonymous No.720352543 [Report] >>720355203
>>720333842 (OP)
Anonymous No.720354467 [Report] >>720355203
>>720333842 (OP)
132
Anonymous No.720355203 [Report]
>>720352543
>>720354467
You can't think of any quotes from the games?
Anonymous No.720356258 [Report] >>720356321
Didn't they announce remakes of 1/2 like 4 years ago
Anonymous No.720356321 [Report] >>720356467
>>720356258
Yea, but they're being made by Remedy who hasn't made a good game in 22 years.
Anonymous No.720356467 [Report]
>>720356321
Alan Wake was in 2010 anon so it's more like 15 years
Anonymous No.720356776 [Report] >>720357076
i refuse to play """""""""""""""3""""""""""""""
Anonymous No.720357076 [Report]
>>720356776
Just play it. It's the best Payne game.
Anonymous No.720358153 [Report] >>720358506
>>720333842 (OP)
1 > Alan Wake > 2 > Alan Wake 2 > 3
Anonymous No.720358506 [Report]
>>720358153
>Alan Wake 2
You mean FBI Lady 2?
Anonymous No.720358540 [Report] >>720358640
I tried 3 and it just felt like it was 10 minutes of gameplay then a cut scene then five minutes of gameplay then a cut scene again and again
Anonymous No.720358640 [Report]
>>720358540
That was necessary to accommodate the limitations of the PS3. It had a limited memory budget. Resistance 1 had bigger levels because it used less demanding textures.
Anonymous No.720358694 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
1>>>>>2>>3
1 nails the dark comedy, 2 tones it down a lot outside of the TV shows, 3 does away with it altogether and replaces it with a cheap Rockstar imitation.
Anonymous No.720358786 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
Mp1 = Mp2

Why did you include a gta spinoff into max payne discussion is the real question
>>720333842 (OP)
Fpbp
Anonymous No.720358820 [Report]
>>720335378
Neck yourself subhuman
Anonymous No.720358901 [Report]
2 is the undisputed best.
Anonymous No.720359230 [Report]
I've only played 3. I think it's the best, though.
Anonymous No.720359351 [Report]
2
Anonymous No.720359667 [Report]
Genuinely can't tell if this whole thread is ragebait or you guys are actually retard.

Max Payne 2 story is fucking trash
1>>>3>>>>>>>2
Anonymous No.720360571 [Report] >>720364819
>1 2 the movie 3
Anonymous No.720361350 [Report] >>720363536
3 1 2
Anonymous No.720361997 [Report]
1 : 9/10
2 : 10/10
3 : 6/10
Anonymous No.720363536 [Report] >>720363665
>>720334509
>>720335378
>>720361350
Reminder, that Max Payne 3 Is railed shit with no grenades, no melee, extra limited inventory with no good reason (seriously, why this game has no weapon straps?), heavily scripted cutscene-to-cutscene gameplay, with predetermined weapon which completely eliminates most of the tactic, several "machine gun" sections, juggernaut enemies, cover system and etc. It's literally the 7th gen slop.
Anonymous No.720363572 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
1>2>dogshit
Anonymous No.720363606 [Report]
>>720333842 (OP)
123
Anonymous No.720363665 [Report] >>720363704 >>720363717
>>720363536
Yet it is still the best in the series.
Anonymous No.720363704 [Report]
>>720363665
Tasteless Retard
Anonymous No.720363717 [Report]
>>720363665
According to some cock sucking fag?
Anonymous No.720363883 [Report]
Advice to any anons who think MP3 is good: you DO NOT BELONG HERE. The /v/ hivemind has spoken and you do not conform and are not welcome.

DO NOT discuss MP3
DO NOT engage with MP3 posters
DO NOT acknowledge MP3 exists
DO tow the party line
DO conform
DO give MP2 the respect it deserves
Anonymous No.720364426 [Report]
>>720350301
>soundtrack from Max Payne by HEALTH is fucking awesome
I see this all the time, but does anyone actually remember any other track other than this one >>720350757
Anonymous No.720364482 [Report] >>720364632
>>720334509
Zased but the same applies to 1 & 3. There are no good Max Payne games.
2 is terrible though. I don't know what were they thinking with it. The gameplay sucks, the levels suck (dude le funhouse, dude le Mona!), the story sucks, everything fucking sucks.
Anonymous No.720364632 [Report]
>>720364482
updooted!
Anonymous No.720364819 [Report]
>>720360571
>the movie
It was so fucking bad I walked out of the theater before it finished