Thread 720352109

im not a lesbian

all women love anal, daisy is unburdened by denial.

Daisy. I'm giving her a Mega Mushroom so she can turn giant btw

>Daisy isn't brown
Le sigh

>>720352109 (OP)
peach btfo the competition as always

>>720352109 (OP)
Rosalina because no anal isn't a dealbreaker and she's my fav anyway

Which one has the cutest braps?

why the obsession with anal

>>720352109 (OP)
But does Rosa like anilingus?
Because I will explore that cave with something

>>720352738
It hurts so idk

>>720352109 (OP)
Rosalina, easy.

>>720352109 (OP)
rosalina ez

anal is for fags

>>720352482
This is technically correct.

Anal with a woman is even gayer than with a dude. With a dude that's the only hole down there, but with a woman you made a deliberate choice to fuck a butthole instead of a vagina.

^
Imagine typing that and posting it and believing what he typed

Kissing with a woman is even gayer than with a dude. With a dude that's the only hole up there, but with a woman you made a deliberate choice to lick a mouthhole instead of a vagina.

>>720352109 (OP)
Why do faggots like anal? Fucking shit comes from there

I will love a woman in all places, even the dirty ones

brown people will never understand anal.

>>720352109 (OP)
I choose the one who can take the biggest shit

>>720352109 (OP)
rosalina easily i dont care about anal

How did people get psyopped into liking the literal shit fetish that is anal?

Rosalinas holes have been broken by donkey dong you cant satisfy her

>>720353423
>>720353450
homos buttmad

I'm a homosexual. I'd rather kill all of them.

At least OP didn't reply to himself. That would have been extra cringe.

>>720352109 (OP)
You can just tell this image was made by an indian

>>720354641
All 28 replies? All me (OP). You (Me) are me too

Anal "sex" is not actually sex, it's sodomy which is a sin. It spreads disease, and is a vile act that causes injury. That's why it is outlawed in almost every religion.

I love butts but hate anal.

>>720352109 (OP)
how much of a virgin did you have to be to make this thread, mr redditor?

>>720352109 (OP)
the only real winner here is rosa and it's not even fucking close

>>720352109 (OP)
None of these are actually appealing. The state of modern vidya women.

>>720352109 (OP)
rosalina
anal is a meme

>anal, gay
>:|
>anal, straight
:O

Why are people like this?

>>720352738
Being American is a mental illness

anal procreation

wait a second... you almost made me think this was about videogames.

>>720352109 (OP)
Rosalina's pussy is probably ginormous

>>720352271
No, girls don't like anal. They don't have a prostate so it just feels like doing a reverse shit to them.

>>720352738
>why the obsession with anal
I ask myself this every time I see a 26regionsfm video.

>>720352109 (OP)
But which one takes the biggest shits? I need visual proof

>>720352109 (OP)
>Best girl? Yeah, she's a buttslut exclusively. Almost no vaginal (if ever) haha!
Oh fuck off.

>>720352738
Parasites, unironically

>>720356335
Fun fact: Rimming is an extremely efficient way to transfer intestinal worms.

>>720352738
Christianity.
It grew in popularity since and just kinda stuck around.

>>720356390
More like islam. Every muslim girl is a buttslut.

>>720356386
Who the actual fuck actually does that though?
Fucking disgusting.

>>720355053
>BJ, gay
>:|
>BJ, straight
:O

Why are people like this?

>>720356420
Islam forbade pp in vv before mariage but is okay with pp in poopoo?
Thought they just killed anyone that did anything they didn't agree with.

>>720352109 (OP)
Does Peach also prefer reverse cowgirl? And by tired does that mean just for the night or for literally ever?

>Which girl YOU CHOOSE?

this was written by an ESL

>>720356137
The anus is an erogenous zone. It's lined with a high concentration of nerve endings, and the rectal walls are designed to sense slight pressure and distension. The especially thin layer of connective tissue between the vaginal wall and rectum means anal sex is capable of simultaneously stimulating the vagina from within and hitting the G-spot. Being part of the pelvic floor musculature, the anus also contracts during orgasm.

>>720356465
>Straight peepo don' want ghey niggas suckin' on they dingdongs!?! WHY?! >:^(
Everyone normal and sane hates homosexuals on an instinctual, visceral level.

>>720356568
>The anus is an erogenous zone.
Wrong.

>It's lined with a high concentration of nerve endings
Also wrong.

>anal sex is capable of simultaneously stimulating the vagina from within and hitting the G-spot
Mega wrong.

>the anus also contracts during orgasm.
So do the toes. Are we getting orgasms from sucking toes now? Sod off.

>>720352738
Virgins who think a girl's asshole smells any different than a man's asshole.

>>720352738
Pencil dicks can't feel anything during regular vaginal sex

>>720356494
Most they can get away with it unnoticed, there's no ass hymen.

Lilith could be a boy if she wanted to

>>720356494
Islam doesn't even strictly forbid fucking certain animals as an alternative to committing adultery with a woman anon.

Islamists literally fuck animals.

>>720356390
"Technical virginity" is a thing in many cultures/religions. It's popular today cause it has a reputation for feeling better/act of dominance.

Mormons or "Morons" as I like to call 'em have this thing where a young guy will put his cock in a girl and then they'll have a third party jump up and down on the bed to simulate the motion of fucking without actually fucking and they think that puts them in the moral clear because they supposedly didn't have "actual sex" since their hips didn't move under their own power or something.

>>720356691
You could Google every one of those claims and find out they're true, but you don't give a shit about what's true and what isn't. Disingenuous retard.
>So do the toes. Are we getting orgasms from sucking toes now?
You're delusional if you don't think peristalsis of the anal walls is capable of stimulating your cock.

>>720356137
>No, girls don't like anal.
They do, though.
>They don't have a prostate
They do, though.

I choose Bowsette so she can rail me in the ass with her koopa cock.

>>720357070
Not a real character. Doesn't exist. Not an option.

>>720356669
>pop science that doesn't fit my agenda
:|
>pop science that does fits my agenda
:O

>>720356837
I bet this boy has a big floppy dong and cute balls

>>720357038
I could google the claims to find more tossers like you asserting the same bullshit, yeah. Look, here's another one, >>720357069. He actually thinks women have prostate glands.

You would honestly have more luck being a tit sucker. Women can actually have boob-gasms if they're lactating and get significant stimulation.

>>720356669
>pop science (doesn't suit agenda)
:|
>pop science (suits agenda)
:O

>>720356960
People treating god like hes an asshole dungeon master you can rules lawyer into submission is always funny.

>>720357331
>>>Homosexuality is a deeply, unnatural, perverted act that goes against the very foundation of nature and the purpose of sex and is as a result.... severely demonized/criticized!?! :^O
Yes, you stupid bug chasing FAGGOT.

>>720352109 (OP)
This is a trick question. The answer is none because in order for them to have preferences, they must have experience, making them sluts.

>>720352109 (OP)
Anal is GAY!!
Rosalina

>>720357546
Enjoy being a permavirgin you judgmental piece of miserable shit, lmao.

>>720357321
And yet women want anal more often than they want "boob-gasms". Curious!

>>720357665
>women want anal
No, not a single one wants it. They will do it as a favor, like blowjobs. But for their pleaser, they want it in the pussy first and foremost, because nothing else gets them off.

>>720357417
nah bro if I transfer my sins to a chicken and then kill the chicken i've fooled God!
or when i set up wire all around my neighborhood to spiritually claim it as mine
or when i sin under a roof
or when i install a setting on my appliance so that I don't know the exact power usage so it doesn't count as "work"
and so on and so forth

>>720356137
prostates glands are a crutch. women dont need that to love some good old fashioned backdoor fun.

>>720357737
They in fact do. They don't have them, though.

>>720357665
they want anal more than anything.

>>720357417
as has been the case since humans have first started existing.

>ITT: kissless, handholdless, sexless eternal shutin NEET incels talk about what women want/prefer
Go outside, smelly.

>>720358053
Can I hold hands with you while we kiss and have sex together?

>>720358258
EEEEEEWWWWWW-UHHHH, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS AND NEVER WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING WEIRDO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>720358329
Oh... ._.

>>720352109 (OP)
Rosalina easily.
Anal sex is worthless, can't even make babies that way.

>>720358053
"Never take advice from women about women"

There's a reason this is good advice. They don't know what they want. In fact, they are more likely to get off with guys who ignore what they say they want.

>>720357758
>They don't have them, though.
They obviously do since they want anal.

>>720358623
No they don't. Women want their boobs sucked and the pussies plowed. They want kisses on the lips and neck. They want back tickles. But they don't want anal.

>>720358783
I thought all women wanted was money and to get their clits sucked

All women are bi and all women either love anal or they haven't realized they love anal.

>>720358465
You've never had a woman in your entire miserable life. Shut the fuck up.

>>720358053
>>720358329
>>720358883
Not sure if feminist "man" or a man pretending to be a woman

i will never not see the lineup and laugh at this image coming to mind

>>720352109 (OP)
Rosalina, it's not even fair for the rest

>>720358883
You've never met a Chad in your life. It's pretty clear even to other men that the appeal of a Chad is their confidence. They're going to breed you, you're going to cum, and they're not going to care.

>>720358976
It's a lonely person who likes being talked down to. Their gender is irrelevant to this. They're simply a beta.

>>720352109 (OP)
>daisy manjaw
>DK's fleshlight is generic AF
Rosalina and Peach were always superior

>>720352109 (OP)
Peach. I don't care about her weird "debuff", I just want to have sex with Peach. Simple as that.

Rosalina for lovey dovey babymaking
No contest

>>720352109 (OP)
>only Pauline does oral
that's ass

>>720352738
>why the obsession with anal
Anal worms

>>720352109 (OP)
Daisy has a canon futa cock, this is inaccurate.