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Best video games about ROME?
Anonymous No.720384273 [Report] >>720384389 >>720450207
>he didn't cross the rubicon
Anonymous No.720384389 [Report] >>720384550 >>720386637 >>720407838 >>720438045
>>720384273
>he did not preserve the Republic
LMFAO
genuinely why could I not marry Cleopatra while also becoming Emperor of Rome why the fuck would they do that?
Anonymous No.720384550 [Report] >>720384785
>>720384389
Huh? I'm pretty sure you can do that, can't you? I swear seeing some epilogue about doing it.
Anonymous No.720384641 [Report] >>720384713 >>720384801 >>720384926 >>720385134 >>720385538 >>720386158 >>720392704 >>720405247 >>720410683 >>720433003 >>720433014 >>720433335
>new expeditions game is in development
Where do you think they'll go this time? They've done Vikings, Aztecs, Rome...what's next?
Anonymous No.720384656 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
that shirt is literally built to give a boob job with
what did Cleotits mean by this
Anonymous No.720384713 [Report] >>720384956 >>720385134
>>720384641
The Crusades?
Anonymous No.720384785 [Report]
>>720384550
you can only marry her if you get exiled
Anonymous No.720384790 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
I've only played a bit of it so far, but I like shadow of rome on the PS2. It was made with MT framework and was the predecessor to dead rising. You can see a lot of similarities in the system.
Anonymous No.720384801 [Report] >>720391962 >>720462390
>>720384641
Expeditions: Anabasis
>>720384160 (OP)
A Legionary's Life
Anonymous No.720384871 [Report]
Anonymous No.720384898 [Report] >>720477705
>>720384160 (OP)
There's not much going on in northwest Georgia.
Anonymous No.720384926 [Report] >>720392431
>>720384641
>new expeditions game is in development
Source?
Also I honestly didn't finish Rome, dropped it fairly early even before getting the gladiator chick, game didn't click with me like kinostador and vikangs did which were awesome
Anonymous No.720384956 [Report] >>720385136 >>720386384
>>720384713
That COULD work, but you're talking about a game about portraying the Crusaders as good guys in Current Year. It ain't happening boss.

>inb4 but what if you play as the Muslims
That would be boring as shit and even they would know that. Nobody wants to be the Muslims in a crusader game. They wanna be the deus vult guy.
Anonymous No.720385060 [Report]
Weren't they making a NFT game or something?
Anonymous No.720385134 [Report]
>>720384641
Maybe bongs in jeetland?
>>720384713
lmao, never
Anonymous No.720385136 [Report] >>720385249
>>720384956
>Nobody wants to be the Muslims in a crusader game.
Speak for yourself, Saladin campaign in Age of Empires 2 and Ancestors: Legacy was ludokino
Anonymous No.720385187 [Report] >>720385881
>>720384160 (OP)
LOOK AT THOSE YUUUUUGE
Anonymous No.720385229 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
How does that imply sex? She's just asking to try other Roman foods.
Anonymous No.720385249 [Report]
>>720385136
Yeah, but it wouldn't be an EXPEDITION dummy. Defense is not expedition. It's in the name.
Anonymous No.720385283 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
Ryse is seriously underrated.
Anonymous No.720385461 [Report] >>720391092 >>720407795 >>720410963 >>720411653 >>720415517 >>720433168
>>720384160 (OP)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/874260/The_Forgotten_City/
75% off rn
Anonymous No.720385538 [Report] >>720405247
>>720384641
Expeditions: China, set in the Warring States. You play as not!Qin Shi Huang
>Cool setting
>Counts as an expedition since it's an offensive war
>Panders to the Ching Chong Market
Anonymous No.720385638 [Report] >>720386456 >>720404673 >>720406115 >>720416678 >>720423178 >>720425776 >>720433176 >>720433234 >>720478316
>>720384160 (OP)
Its release was disastrous which has given it a lasting bad reputation, but they've turned it into an incredible game and an incredible experience.

t. archaeologist
Anonymous No.720385881 [Report] >>720386323
>>720385187
Young handsome counsel of Rome gets seduced by an experienced older Greek\Egyptian ruler and has large knockers the size of the Great Pyramids.
Anonymous No.720386158 [Report] >>720392431
>>720384641
Anon, they did NFT shit for years. Next game is gonna be total dogshit
Anonymous No.720386323 [Report] >>720386483
>>720385881
>Young handsome counsel of Rome gets seduced by an experienced older Greek\Egyptian ruler and has large knockers the size of the Great Pyramids.
Actually, she's not experienced yet. She WOULD have banged Caesar by this time, but you're the Caesar of this reality, so...
Anonymous No.720386384 [Report] >>720386430 >>720411462
>>720384956
>Crusaders are the good guys
Maybe only in the first Crusade, everything after that was vanity
>4th Crusade
You niggers should all be put to death for that one
Anonymous No.720386430 [Report] >>720386532 >>720462146
>>720386384
>Maybe only in the first Crusade
Which other crusade would you use for an expedition? That was the only cool one.
Anonymous No.720386456 [Report]
>>720385638
>Not Rome 1
Eat shit faggot. Nothing will ever beat Rome 1
Anonymous No.720386483 [Report]
>>720386323
No no my version is better. Would sell more copies too.
Anonymous No.720386532 [Report]
>>720386430
Crusade as Barbarossa where he drowns like a retard in the river at the very end
Anonymous No.720386637 [Report] >>720447443
>>720384389
cleopatra was a gold digging whore who murdered her brothers and then killed herself after fleeing the country with all the gold from the treasury in her boat
Anonymous No.720386704 [Report]
expeditions rome
Anonymous No.720386727 [Report]
I'm enjoying imperator, just finished fucking carthage up.
Anonymous No.720386918 [Report] >>720447903
>Get prime Tomboy pussy in the form of a Queen
>Reject it for some vague notion of a shithole surrounded by savages
Aeneas made the wrong choice
Anonymous No.720388780 [Report]
Expeditions Rome is pretty neat.
Anonymous No.720391092 [Report] >>720433168
>>720385461
I'm seconding this. Great game.
Anonymous No.720391391 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
This game sucks, each iteration of expeditions was far worse than the last. My personal favorite is field of glory 2, which has an excellent battle system with historically accurate and exciting battles, and had a pretty decent pvp scene for awhile. It's 4x spin off, field of glory empires, is also quite good.
Anonymous No.720391724 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
cleopatra owes me sex
Anonymous No.720391962 [Report]
>>720384801
Were you a true Roman?
Anonymous No.720392026 [Report]
Why didn't we get awarded one of these for saving Legio Vitrix on the first island?
Anonymous No.720392334 [Report] >>720401791
How reading intensive is this game? I couldn't mesh with BG3 cause the game just had too many NPCs to talk to and it felt like I was just completely trapped in towns doing everything. I was looking for another CRPG but hopefully one that was less busy. I was thinking of either this one or the 40k one.
Anonymous No.720392431 [Report]
>>720384926
Nta but:
https://campfirecabal.com/still-alive/
>And as for this game we’ve been working on? If you’ve guessed that we’re making the next instalment in the Expeditions series, you guessed 100% correct. Campfire Cabal was established as stewards of the Expeditions series of historical RPGs. And yes, it was we who patched Expeditions: Rome back in November 2024.

>>720386158
Different Studio. After Logical Artists went down the NFT delusion THQ formed a new studio as custodians of Expeditions: Rome.
Anonymous No.720392704 [Report] >>720392845 >>720395280 >>720433489
>>720384160 (OP)
>>720384641
>>>new expeditions game is in development
>Where do you think they'll go this time?

I posted about this in another Expeditions thread but they might have accidentally "leaked" it. So pic rel is from their website, this is what they used as a background image for the entry ("Still Alive") where they announced the new game.
Now the filename of the image is "SunstoneTeaser.jpg" which could be a deliberate misdirection but I honestly don't think so. With that being said we might have the time period and theme of the next Expeditions game:

>The sunstone (Icelandic: sólarsteinn) is a type of mineral attested in several 13th–14th-century written sources in Iceland, one of which describes its use to locate the Sun in a completely overcast sky.
>Sunstones are also mentioned in the inventories of several churches and one monastery in 14th–15th-century Iceland and Germany.
>A theory exists that the sunstone had polarizing attributes and was used as a navigational instrument by seafarers in the Viking Age.
>A stone found in 2002 off Alderney, in the wreck of a 16th-century warship, may lend evidence of the existence of sunstones as navigational devices.
Anonymous No.720392845 [Report] >>720393869
>>720392704
Dude they just make phone games now, are you new
Anonymous No.720393869 [Report]
>>720392845
That's the other half of Logic Artists who split to establish Dynasty Studios and hop on the NFT train.
This is Campfire Cabal and they work under the banner of THQ Nordic. You know, the publisher who owns the IP.
Anonymous No.720395280 [Report] >>720397819
>>720392704
That doesn't answer much. We already have "Expeditions: Viking" so it sure as hell ain't that. What other event could fit the bill?
Anonymous No.720395436 [Report] >>720453095 >>720453686
>>720384160 (OP)
Alea Jacta Est
Anonymous No.720395979 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
Hated the gear treadmill, at least put some illusion it isn't one instead of having a II and III on the weapons.
Anonymous No.720397819 [Report] >>720398050
>>720395280
That was set in the very early period of the Viking age. With this 13th-14th or even 15th-century we'd be 500-600 years removed from that. Iceland as a setting sounds tricky, but I think they're aiming for exploration in the seas. Every Expedition game gave the player a HQ of sorts - and in Viking you could even upgraded your Homestead - so the next logical step could be giving you a ship for that. Like in PoE:Deadfire except not as bare-bones.
Anonymous No.720398050 [Report] >>720399496
>>720397819
>Vikings
>13th-15th century
Even if it was just playing as Danish or Icelanders, there's no "Conquest" part. Every expedition games has a conquest. There's nothing to conquer here.
Anonymous No.720398117 [Report] >>720399791
>>720384160 (OP)
that game sucked ass
Anonymous No.720398289 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
the game was turbo woke
set in imperial rom but more then half the cast was female or black.
you only got 1 typical male legionary character
Anonymous No.720399496 [Report]
>>720398050
Good point. Maybe they'll somehow channel this into the Age of Discovery? There's plenty of conquest there and it'd also fit the"15th century" part of the sunstone description but we've had Conquistador already. Whatever they do I just hope they remain faithful to the series' roots and keep it relatively grounded, meaning they won't introduce more supernatural elements than it's absolutely necessary.
Anonymous No.720399791 [Report]
>>720398117
Aye. Felt like an ass creed theme park more than anything. The combat was alright, but I didn't want to play as randomly generated dudes in more than half of the missions. The legion mechanic. I don't know why it was there other than to pad the game.
Anonymous No.720401791 [Report] >>720402316
>>720392334
It's much more linear than BG3 and smaller in scale as well. If you're looking for a more streamlined experience where role-playing and major decisions exists but in a more restricted fashion then E:R might be a good choice.
Anonymous No.720402316 [Report] >>720403784
>>720401791
Cool that's actually exactly what I wanted thanks. BG3 to me feels like the CRPG equivalent of an open world Ubisoft game. It's just a little TOO big and open so it also kind of felt directionless. I think these games need a bit of streamlining.
Anonymous No.720403784 [Report] >>720403992
>>720402316
You might want to check out previous Expeditions games as well then. Rome has the highest scope and production value of all, but it sounds Viking would really be your cup of tea. That really tells a tale of a small, tight-knight group on a crucial mission which runs in parallel with the protagonist's personal story. You have a Homestead to upgrade and maybe Crafting but that's roughly it outside of the main and the few side quests. After Conquistador it truly felt exploration took backseat to storytelling. You have some influence on where and how fast but eventually the direction is set. There's also a timer (if the devs didn't remove if eventually) but it's so extremely generous that people freaked out over nothing.

Rome has 3 distinct chapters and major decisions are usually made at (or near) the end of them, and while the number of outcomes are limited they're impactful enough to be able to safely get at least two playthroughs out of the game. Tip for char creation: pick Triarius with main focus on the Destroyer tree to minimize overlap and maximize efficiency. That's precisely what's missing from the companion roster. Just don't forget to round out with useful skills from another trees. There's also a Legion building feature as well as simple, card-like battles with them. So as you can see it has more things going on than Viking, if I were you I'd try Rome now then grab Viking when it's cheap.
Anonymous No.720403858 [Report] >>720404194 >>720404213 >>720404293 >>720406473 >>720453570
>>720384160 (OP)
Doesn't this game have black and women legionaries in it?
Anonymous No.720403992 [Report]
>>720403784
Thanks anon. I'll add that to my wishlist then and try it out some time.
Anonymous No.720404194 [Report]
>>720403858
This series has been pozzed since the first game.
Anonymous No.720404213 [Report]
>>720403858
No it does not.
This is the only expeditions game where sexism is depicted.
Anonymous No.720404249 [Report]
Recent I bought Ryse: Son of Rome but I haven't played it yet, I was looking for something similar to Kingdom come Deliverance with a roman setting but nothing similar comes up.

Any other similar games with a setting in ancient Rome?
Anonymous No.720404293 [Report] >>720404457
>>720403858
yes but there's handwavy excuses for all of it
>oh she's not a normal legionaire she's part of this guy's personal spec ops team
Anonymous No.720404354 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
Dayum did Cleopatra have juggs that big no wonder Julius Caesar and Mark Antony tag teamed that bitch
Anonymous No.720404448 [Report]
My only complain about this game is that there is no twink romance option for the trve roman experience.
Instead you are the twink being manhandled by some middle aged legionary.
Anonymous No.720404457 [Report]
>>720404293
That is incredibly cringe.
Anonymous No.720404673 [Report]
>>720385638
If you were an archeologist wouldn't you prefer Rome 1 since you actually see your towns dynamically develop on the field as you upgrade and expand them?
Anonymous No.720404712 [Report] >>720404784
It seems like with each game the series felt less unique and more like Baldurs Gate.
I liked Rome more than Vikings but at least Vikangz still had you managing supplies in a hostile land and shit.
Anonymous No.720404784 [Report] >>720405031
>>720404712
it's interesting how the series transformed from kings bounty to a CRPG
Anonymous No.720405031 [Report]
>>720404784
What's interesting about it
Anonymous No.720405247 [Report]
>>720384641
>>720385538
what about a game where you establish the western protectorate
Anonymous No.720406115 [Report] >>720444521
>>720385638
Politics system is still annoying bullshit
Anonymous No.720406473 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
Def not that one
>>720403858
Yes also like 80% of the playable characters are not even roman, and only one of the romans is actually a legionary
Anonymous No.720407795 [Report]
>>720385461
I remember this when it was a Skyrim mod, was really well done
Anonymous No.720407838 [Report] >>720411604 >>720437984
>>720384389
The republic was going to shit anyway. Maybe you should have cared more about letting it go to shit, rather than larp as its attempted savior, Cicero.
Anonymous No.720410683 [Report]
>>720384641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj1Tex6NfWQ
Anonymous No.720410924 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
For some reason this one didnt click for me. The artstyle feels off in a way that i cant explain but still bothers me
Never managed to get past the tutorial
Anonymous No.720410963 [Report]
>>720385461
Is this worth playing if I've already played the Skyrim mod?
Anonymous No.720411462 [Report] >>720412092 >>720413603 >>720433143 >>720437964 >>720438404 >>720442857
>>720386384
i am stil legitimately butthurt about the 4th crusade
what the FUCK was their problem?
Anonymous No.720411604 [Report]
>>720407838
Eh, Marius and Sulla doomed it anyways.
Anonymous No.720411653 [Report]
>>720385461
this was a good one
Anonymous No.720412092 [Report]
>>720411462
Venice had its origins as a renegade byzantine city and still had beef with the motherland.
Anonymous No.720413603 [Report]
>>720411462
Just pay your debts, greekoid.
Anonymous No.720415161 [Report] >>720435595
>>720384160 (OP)
Kinda wished the gladiator was a release class, counter-attack shenanigans are fun but its not fun enough to go through the whole game again considering I got almost all of the outcomes I wanted the first time around
Anonymous No.720415517 [Report]
>>720385461
>Supposedly good
>Get into kitchen area
>Not even a single mortarium to be seen anywhere
I hate gamers I HATE GAMERS
Anonymous No.720416091 [Report] >>720416572
It was kind of fun to play as a woman, promise to wed Cato in order to secure legitimacy, then ebtray him and everything by crossing the Rubicon. The game is at its best when you are playing it as a pseudo-Roman power fantasy. Anybody looking for a history lesson needs to learn how to read books
Anonymous No.720416572 [Report]
>>720416091
sisterbros..
Anonymous No.720416678 [Report]
>>720385638
great game, makes oldfags seethe and shit their adult diapers just to see someone post about it. Rome 1 is outdated and not immersive
Anonymous No.720419909 [Report] >>720437905
Oh CrusaderKEKS....
Anonymous No.720421034 [Report] >>720443438
Which Expeditions game is the best? I've been wanting to try them out.
Anonymous No.720422062 [Report]
Anonymous No.720423178 [Report]
>>720385638
you're gay
Anonymous No.720425776 [Report]
>>720385638
>t. archaeologist
Fucking linuxfages I swear...
Anonymous No.720425872 [Report]
Anno Pax Romana, maybe
I liked expedition Rome a lot, but when I got to Gaul I was so tired of it, they really should have toned down the amount of battles
Anonymous No.720428975 [Report] >>720430069 >>720464023
Where the fuck will i find working copy of Rome 1 with all its expansions. All torrents just include the base game and BI.
Anonymous No.720430069 [Report]
>>720428975
Steam?
Anonymous No.720433003 [Report]
>>720384641
hopefully they stay way from the Asian continent
Anonymous No.720433014 [Report]
>>720384641
I'd like something 1700s European. Muskets, rapiers, Halberds and pikes
Anonymous No.720433143 [Report]
>>720411462
Literally the same as Rome had with Diadochi states.
>eastern despot needs money for his petty war
>republic gives him a loan
>eastern despot refuse to pay debt
Anonymous No.720433168 [Report]
>>720385461
>>720391092
>Great game.
It is great Until you get to the true ending.
It completely took me out of the game.
No spoilers though.
The game was really good though and it started out as a skyrim mod. Just a great puzzle game.
Anonymous No.720433176 [Report]
>>720385638
>Archaeologist reacts to dogshit game!
Didn't ask, nigger
Anonymous No.720433234 [Report]
>>720385638
My most played steam game and the reason I built a PC, just to then be disappointed as fuck, but it is good now.
Anonymous No.720433282 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
I am between games currently, is this game worth playing?
Anonymous No.720433335 [Report] >>720474752
>>720384641
Well their previous games were you stepping into the shoes of a famous historical figure.
Cortez - New World Exploration
Ragnar Lothbrok - Viking Age
Gaius Julius Caesar - Late Roman Republic
So it would need to be a fairly well known historical figure in an interesting setting, off the top of my head Napoleon fits the bill as an example.
Anonymous No.720433489 [Report]
>>720392704
hope it's not that
I've had viking fatigue since skyrim, and I don't think it's ever going away.
Anonymous No.720435595 [Report] >>720442650
>>720415161
The Gladiator class was mediocre when they first patched it in. I can't imagine the devs not doing anything with it ever since, especially that there's a DLC dedicated to arena fights with multiple unique mechanisms. Starting a new game means the DLC is integrated into the story and I feel that's the intended way to be played. If you like gladiators that much it might worth to do another run, if you're willing to make different decisions than first time E:R certainly has enough content for it.
Anonymous No.720436092 [Report]
Maybe make a game where I get to cleanse Judea huh????? Oh that's right, you won't because of implications.
Anonymous No.720437905 [Report] >>720440503
>>720419909
what
Anonymous No.720437964 [Report] >>720440031
>>720411462
The Byzantine Empire was nothing more than a gigantic waste of fucking time after Justinian died. You had the Empire and you fucking blew it. Just fucking die already. You were never going to be anything but a footnote to the actual Roman Empire.
Anonymous No.720437984 [Report]
>>720407838
Caesar pulled it off so I should be able to
Anonymous No.720438045 [Report]
>>720384389
>genuinely why could I not marry Cleopatra while also becoming Emperor of Rome why the fuck would they do that?
cock blocking you from the perfect ending you deserve
Anonymous No.720438404 [Report]
>>720411462
The gayreeks decided to massacre a bunch of Latins a while a ago that the Doge decided to take revenge for.
Anonymous No.720439938 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
Imperator: Rome
Anonymous No.720440031 [Report] >>720442409
>>720437964
>protected europe from the islamic hordes and kept open the silk road for almost a millenium
>footnote
lol
Anonymous No.720440329 [Report]
>H
>R
>E
Anonymous No.720440503 [Report]
>>720437905
Anon is a nafri, just move along
Anonymous No.720442409 [Report]
>>720440031
>>protected europe from the islamic hordes
>this is what greekaboos unironically believe
Fucking Peppin did more for Europe against the Muslims than the Byzantines ever did. All they fucking did was kill each other while losing territory to the muzzies. Absolutely disgraceful.
Anonymous No.720442650 [Report]
>>720435595
They didn't really change it much. It's still mediocre and heavily relies on equipment RNG. But if you do manage to stack your retaliation chance up to like 90% then basically nothing can touch you and you counter every attack.
Anonymous No.720442857 [Report]
>>720411462
Massacre of the Latins few years earlier, so the tensions were really high. Fourth Crusade was then invited to participate in ERE inner politics, with a promise of reward. They help, yet get no reward. Then they chimp out.

Note that they had already gotten excommunicated earlier, so there was no world in which they were just going to pack up their bags and leave, when getting scammed.
Anonymous No.720443007 [Report] >>720443127 >>720443138 >>720443551 >>720475058 >>720477349
Which way Roman man?
Anonymous No.720443127 [Report]
>>720443007
>dyke
>dyke
>hot big titty queen
wow what a hard choice
Anonymous No.720443138 [Report] >>720443685
>>720443007
This thread is making me want to replay this game. I played it years ago, but stopped at the last step or something. Wanted to get Cleo's massive knockers and become emperor, but no can do. Can you romance the middle girl and become emperor?
Anonymous No.720443438 [Report]
>>720421034
Well Rome doesn't have a time limit. Do with that what you want
Anonymous No.720443551 [Report]
>>720443007
Julia broke me out jail when the Senators still fucked me for preserving Rome. We settled down and started a family outside of Rome. It was very wholesome.
Anonymous No.720443685 [Report] >>720443773 >>720451259
>>720443138
Yeah, she's also the girl with the most content. Cleopatra is only relevant for one act and the girl on the left was the last companion added to the game so she doesn't have much content. Making a roman tomboy your empress is top tier kino. Too bad you can't fuck your sister though, that would elevate the game to a 10/10.
Anonymous No.720443773 [Report]
>>720443685
Alright, I'll replay it. That portrait is the same that I used, IIRC. OP's choice of twinkdom is weird.
Anonymous No.720444010 [Report] >>720444261 >>720464023
>thread supposed to be about Roman games
>It's just another general for a really, really crappy 2/10 rpg
This place is getting kinda bad
Anonymous No.720444261 [Report] >>720451689
>>720444010
Play Imperator: Rome with Invictus, Timeline extension, Crisis of the 3rd century, reanimata and unit rework. There is your Rome kino. Even better kino is restoring the empire of Alexander with Eumenes' son.
Anonymous No.720444291 [Report]
Should i give Conquistador another chance?
All i remember about it is being put off by the combat system.
Anonymous No.720444461 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
forgotten city
Anonymous No.720444521 [Report]
>>720406115
Its pretty funny to think when you forget to give a waifu to a rival family member he’ll start a civil war outta pure incel rage.
Anonymous No.720445449 [Report] >>720445594
>>720384160 (OP)
Why is her model black?
Anonymous No.720445594 [Report]
>>720445449
How is she black? Their skin colour is the same.
Anonymous No.720447443 [Report] >>720449230 >>720453373
>>720386637
Her tits were heavy and she didn’t have a gag reflex. Also incredibly wealthy and powerful. Of course you’re going to go balls deep in that.
Anonymous No.720447610 [Report] >>720448616 >>720448953 >>720449857 >>720460898 >>720461943
>>720384160 (OP)
Tits unironically TOO big. They didn't have boobjobs back then so she must be FAT.
Anonymous No.720447903 [Report]
>>720386918
>tfw no dusky Levantine tomboy that plays with my son (who oscillates between adult and child on a whim) and likes to go hunting
>tfw no dusky tomboy gf that kills herself out of grief that I left her for some lame dry peninsula on the other side of the Med
Queen Dido deserved better, it’s unfortunate her only backup to Chadeas was that unga African KANG.
Anonymous No.720448616 [Report] >>720449087
>>720447610
There is so much beauty in this world, you must have your eyes open to see it. Skinny women with big tits exist, in fact it wasn’t so long ago that we used to praise women with such figures. Bombshells, we called them. Voluptuous. Buxom. These words might have been co-opted in recent years but those who keep the dream know their true meaning.
Anonymous No.720448953 [Report] >>720449087
>>720447610
A-are you retarded? Boobs that size are natural, even larger ones are common. Boobjobs have no relevance for that.
Anonymous No.720449087 [Report] >>720449301 >>720449361
>>720448616
>>720448953
Anons, you are replying to a bait
Anonymous No.720449230 [Report] >>720449994
>>720447443
>Her tits were heavy and she didn’t have a gag reflex
Source?
Anonymous No.720449301 [Report]
>>720449087
I’m more annoyed that Cleopatra is the only “girly” option. It would’ve been great to get one of those schemers from Blood and Sand.
Anonymous No.720449361 [Report] >>720450076
>>720449087
I don't fucking care.
It's like pretending to be retarded, saying it's bait doesn't make the statement any better.
Anonymous No.720449857 [Report]
>>720447610
oh really?
Anonymous No.720449994 [Report]
>>720449230
Women don’t change. Follow the clues from history,
>She was plain
>She was a great conversationalist, very clever
>She was “plump” (by ancient standards.)
>Famously seductive
Anonymous No.720450076 [Report] >>720452692
>>720449361
You gotta be a zoomer newfag to not get the essence of bait
Anonymous No.720450207 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
>>720384273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNV5MTuSj8
Anonymous No.720451163 [Report]
So these are the Expedition games? Interesting. Where should I start with them? I’ve been on a steady diet of Total Warhammer and Helldivers 2 and it’s time I ate something else.
Anonymous No.720451259 [Report]
>>720443685
fuck off, degenerate
Anonymous No.720451689 [Report] >>720452034
>>720444261
>Play Imperator: Rome
>play paraslop
Now I'm even more depressed. Why is this place full of retarded redditors now
Anonymous No.720452034 [Report] >>720453767
>>720451689
Imperator might be dead but they managed to make the corpse prettier than it was while alive.
Anonymous No.720452692 [Report]
>>720450076
Go fuck yourself.
Letting bait be is the entire reason this site got infested by newfags in the first place.
Anonymous No.720452884 [Report]
Anonymous No.720453095 [Report]
>>720395436
I'd like to try it sooner or later. How hard is it to learn how to play?
Anonymous No.720453373 [Report]
>>720447443
Tits that are not just big but heavy are truly worth conquering for.
Anonymous No.720453570 [Report] >>720453767
>>720403858
The woman is silly but the Empire was fucking huge and had dozens if not hundreds of ethnicities in it.
Anonymous No.720453686 [Report]
>>720395436
Durex sex, sed sex
Anonymous No.720453767 [Report]
>>720452034
oh right
imperator was a thing for all of five seconds
>>720453570
to most people, this means white brown and black
Anonymous No.720455732 [Report] >>720455984
Are the Expeditions games good? Do they shy away from some more bleaker moments of the era they're in?
Anonymous No.720455984 [Report] >>720456118
>>720455732
Not really but you will notice some ahistoricalisms.
>women being anywhere near the front lines (it's modern vidya so what do you expect)
>modern sensibilities some places
>your companions being fags
Anonymous No.720456118 [Report] >>720456189
>>720455984
Do you get to massacre bongs in Vikings?
Anonymous No.720456189 [Report]
>>720456118
oh yeah, it's great
Anonymous No.720458221 [Report] >>720459148
Try that new Fire Emblem game.
Anonymous No.720459148 [Report] >>720462865
>>720458221
kys
Anonymous No.720460898 [Report]
>>720447610
fat cleopatra would make my dick explode
Anonymous No.720461943 [Report]
>>720447610
Cleopatra was a Greek noble, her ancestors were PIE steppechads so it's historically accurate to portray her with gigamilkers. The rest of her appearance is totally wrong though, based on a famous 20th century movie depiction. She was a pale redhead.
Anonymous No.720462146 [Report] >>720468026
>>720386430
The third Crusade was kino. Richard the Lionheard and Saladin's battles and their whole story would make a great game.
Anonymous No.720462390 [Report] >>720468193
>>720384160 (OP)
>>720384801
Never Second in Rome will also be updating soon, it's from the same dude who made A Legionary's Life and it's about Gallic and Civil Wars.
Anonymous No.720462865 [Report]
>>720459148
Sorry about your skin.
Anonymous No.720464023 [Report] >>720473010
>>720428975
That is all of its expansions. They didn't release 20 DLCs back then
>>720444010
EB2, or EB if you're more scrubbish
AI is barely recovered from base rome 1 but it's the only game which immerses you in rome well
Anonymous No.720466525 [Report] >>720467657
>>720384160 (OP)
Anonymous No.720467657 [Report]
>>720466525
Someone took the whole "made it a city of marble" a little too literally.
Yeah, it was a color palette problem compounded by the existence of Greeks in the game, but it still looks a bit silly. Not helped at all by the fact I spent my childhood without ever knowing there was a Roman expansion, so it looks even more out of place for me.
Anonymous No.720468026 [Report]
>>720462146
would probably make them gay
Anonymous No.720468193 [Report]
>>720462390
oh shit, there's a sequel?
Anonymous No.720470413 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
Julia was best girl that game.
Anonymous No.720471817 [Report] >>720472512 >>720472515
redpill me on the tomboy roman
Anonymous No.720472512 [Report] >>720472783
>>720471817
killed her fiance for some reason and then fled
Anonymous No.720472515 [Report] >>720472783
>>720471817
cute, loyal, talks all serious but that only makes her cuter, killed her previous husband
Anonymous No.720472783 [Report] >>720473691 >>720473693
>>720472512
>killed her fiance
>>720472515
>killed her previous husband
If I would want to fuck a whore, I might as well pick cleopatra.
Anonymous No.720473010 [Report]
>>720464023
>That is all of its expansions
They released alexander too, which matters because quite a few mods allow using it for its better AI and diplo.
Anonymous No.720473691 [Report]
>>720472783
It was a forced marriage and supposedly an accident. Tomboy wife was from an aristocratic family if I remember correctly.
Anonymous No.720473693 [Report]
>>720472783
they didn't fuck
Anonymous No.720474014 [Report]
>>720384160 (OP)
This game was such massively wasted potential. Cleotits is the only memorable thing from it.
Anonymous No.720474752 [Report]
>>720433335
Napoleon could work, honestly. It would be very easy to have you "step" into his job the same way you step into Ceasar's job after he gets killed during the ambush in Expeditions.

I suppose the question is how exactly they could have the story go - I mean, you can't have "Napoleon" without having Waterloo, but at the same time, how do you get multiple endings from that? By the time Waterloo happens it's obviously too late for the whole "Choose between becoming emperor or maintaining the republic" thing
Anonymous No.720475058 [Report] >>720475984
>>720443007
>Random Barbarian Woman
lol
>Egyptian seductress that wants to turn Rome into an Ptolomaic pupopet
no way
>NVBILE ROMAN WOMAN, PERFECT TO GIVE YOU TRVE ROMAN HEIRS
Mars supports this choice.
Anonymous No.720475984 [Report] >>720476427
>>720475058
Julia is ugly and boring.
Anonymous No.720476427 [Report] >>720476547
>>720475984
Better boring than being some witch from the east. You bone her, and in two generations, romans will be kneeling to Ra and Ptah
Anonymous No.720476547 [Report] >>720476926 >>720477061
>>720476427
>he can't tardwrangle his wife
skill issue desu
Anonymous No.720476926 [Report]
>>720476547
>Ceasar tries it
>Dies
>Antony tries it
>Dies
No thanks.
Anonymous No.720476946 [Report] >>720477461 >>720478525
I'm making a porn vn set in Ancient Rome. lots of incest and black slaves in it. Will be released sometime in November.
Anonymous No.720477061 [Report]
>>720476547
Anon have you seen how many anons in this thread have been bewitched by just her rack? What chance do you think you stand against her vile nilotic rites when she has her entire body to bring to bear against you?
Anonymous No.720477349 [Report]
>>720443007
C L E O
Anonymous No.720477461 [Report]
>>720476946
>incest
cringe
Add pregnancy
Anonymous No.720477705 [Report]
>>720384898
beautiful and comfy
youre lucky to live in such a place
Anonymous No.720478316 [Report]
>>720385638
Man I remember how terrible the community was a decade ago when this released, moderators would ban anyone in the steam forums that criticised the game a dozen YouTubers built their career shitting on CA.

The threads were great and shitting on the flag mechanic of early release was perfect.
Anonymous No.720478525 [Report]
>>720476946
>lots of incest
Based. I hope you include the option to impregnate the MC's sister and mother. Does your game have a name or an f95 thread or something so I can keep tabs on it?