Thread 720428070

A Singular Kojima Production

>>720428070 (OP)
He's not a programmer so all this means is he's writing ideas on the notes app of his phone kek

from the creator of the strand type genre comes...

the first girls scream game in history

>>720428070 (OP)
>People will finally see how much of a hack he is when this fails miserably when he takes control of the entire production

>>720431240
didn't he prove that with death stranding 2?

without the baby throat mystery not many copes were sold

>>720430526
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>>720428070 (OP)
I can't wait for the Adi Shankar Netflix adaptation where the credits imply that he drew the whole thing on his own.

>>720428070 (OP)
They had to stretch THIS much for a headline LMAO. The game is probably in pre concept stages or whatever so all he's doing is jotting down ideas.

>>720431389
WTF

>>720430526
>He's not a programmer
Yes he is.
He wrote the MGS, 2/3, 4 and fox engine.
Though he would not have wrote it alone.
I am surprised he didnt get the team to write and in house engine for his studio but I know that would take 3-4 years and like 50=100 people so where is he getting funding.
Its actually nice that sony helped him out as he technically helped make playstation a thing with MGS. They probably took a cut and obviously made death stranding PS exclusive, at least for a time.

>>720431308
just proves ps5 is dead

Whats he cooking?
We know it'll be a stealth action but what will be the plot?

>>720431853
cdpr loves 3deep4u slop

>>720431853
there's a kojima model in cyberpunk 2077 and then there's a separate quest about nailing a condemned man to a cross as part of a weird social experiment
he just swapped the model of kojima with the prisoner

>>720432281
>He wrote the MGS, 2/3, 4 and fox engine.
>and fox engine
Even you don't believe this.

>>720430526
>He's not a programmer
Oh anon...

>>720428070 (OP)

>so butthurt over Delta that he had to put a snake imitator in DS2 and do the MGS4 last fight again but with GUITARS
>the day Delta announces day one million sold he puts out a shitty celebration trailer for DS2 out of spite

Konami should just fast track MGS Alpha so Hackjima can drink himself to death

>>720428070 (OP)
His thought process is like the bingo or manatees from south park when I think about it, shoving as much random shit as he can in unfit settings

>>720442014
Anon, cmon. Get off of his dick. He hasn’t been a programmer since probably mgs 1

>>720442014
He's not a programmer.

>>720428070 (OP)
Can he be stopped?

>>720431853
blackrock funded warsaw kurwas desperately trying to piss off non-warsaw kurwas

>>720428070 (OP)
Kojima invented conceptualizing a story.

>>720428070 (OP)
Physint will be MGS6

>>720428070 (OP)
>late 2030 or later
See you in 2040, lads.

>>720443001
>>720443879
No
Kojima won.
All his biggest haters are retarded subhumans you can't even stand to look at like DSP, Razorfist, (you), while all his friends are powerful sycopanths who would comp him an office in the most expensive business district in Japan, industry insider shills, hollywood celebs
Death Stranding 2 proves he can realease the creative equivalent of a bizzarre goon session where the whole is less than sum of its parts because all the parts are disconnected bullshit, unfortunately Baker's agent was too powerful and didn't allow for higgs to get brutally, graphically assraped for a cutscene.

>>720428070 (OP)
Truly the Toby Fox of game development

>>720432281
Wrong, he wrote Penguin Slide and MG1 and MG2 for the Famicon, and probably MGS1 but no way hes been doing anything with code since mgs2

>>720431389
I like how you use a Cyberpunk™ hammer instead of a regular hammer. It's even got a little green light on it for no particular reason.

>>720428070 (OP)
He's clearly lost his spark

Physint will be a more polished version of MGSV starring Robert Pattinson and Hunter Schafer

>Asked what he was currently working on, Kojima said: "Well, I’m checking the data of the [Death Stranding 2] players all over the world — what kind of weapons they’re using, the routes they’re taking, all this data. And I also see these small bugs here and there, so I’m deciding where to fix and what to fix.
he's going to see how badly i fucked up on the way to f5

>>720445312
Imagine the dev pipeline for a Famicon. Just debugging would be a bitch, and they didn't have emualtors in the 80s like we do now. I much more respect that than the UE5 monkeys that drag and drop a game and call themselves programmers.

>>720428070 (OP)
a real hideo game...

>>720431389
Nice tits

>>720448419
Oh i know, im just saying that he hasnt been hands on these games for a while, if anything i respect his eye for talent and management because he clearly grabbed the best at his team on Konami in the divorce, and those skills are way more valuable for his position now