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Anonymous No.720439948 [Report] >>720441953 >>720443885 >>720461638
It's time to split.
Anonymous No.720440048 [Report] >>720440103 >>720440163 >>720440210 >>720440678 >>720443553 >>720443630 >>720461819
what were the devs thinking
Anonymous No.720440103 [Report]
>>720440048
They weren't thinking, they just wanted sex in the game
Anonymous No.720440163 [Report]
>>720440048
>oh no, my peepee!
>my peepee is guiding the keyboard and the mouse!
>stop, my peepee! stop it!
>it's too late-- you didn't stop my peepee!
Anonymous No.720440210 [Report] >>720461478
>>720440048
>The boys are gonna LOVE this!
Anonymous No.720440273 [Report] >>720440361 >>720440414 >>720440428 >>720440489 >>720443370 >>720443753
Game?
I support upskirts in media.
Anonymous No.720440317 [Report]
Hard to belive EA used to make kino like this
Anonymous No.720440361 [Report] >>720440551
>>720440273
Duration Cutters
Anonymous No.720440414 [Report] >>720440551
>>720440273
Chronological dividers, future perfect.
Anonymous No.720440428 [Report] >>720440551
>>720440273
Period Choppers
Anonymous No.720440489 [Report] >>720440551
>>720440273
Clock Cleavers: Upcoming Ideal
Anonymous No.720440551 [Report]
>>720440361
>>720440414
>>720440428
>>720440489
kek, timesplitters ive got it
not sure how the fuck I forgot about this game(s)
now youve said it I recognise the exact level, time for a replay I think
Anonymous No.720440678 [Report] >>720440818
>>720440048
a woman willingly gave her voice to a character like that so its ok
Anonymous No.720440729 [Report] >>720441867
I don't know what's wrong with me, but for some reason I always end up coming back to TimeSplitters 1.
Anonymous No.720440818 [Report] >>720440914
>>720440678
But did she also give her slit.
Anonymous No.720440914 [Report]
>>720440818
she approved it
Anonymous No.720441867 [Report]
>>720440729
you cant play through 2 or 3 without playing through 1, rules are rules.
Anonymous No.720441953 [Report]
>>720439948 (OP)
Anonymous No.720443370 [Report] >>720443424
>>720440273
Why did resident evil stop doing it. There would always be an upskirt pantie shot like when the cutscene of ashley in the church they even did it in atleast one of the re movies when a women falls.
Anonymous No.720443424 [Report]
>>720443370
modern sensibilities.
anita sarkesian made 'male gaze' a bad thing, you see.
Anonymous No.720443553 [Report] >>720443671
>>720440048
hot woman = good
Anonymous No.720443630 [Report]
>>720440048
Enough even with all the sex jokes it's still miles ahead most AAA committee approved safe games
Anonymous No.720443671 [Report]
>>720443553
my future daughter on the right
Anonymous No.720443753 [Report]
>>720440273
Interval Seperators: Flawless Hereafter
Anonymous No.720443816 [Report] >>720444184 >>720455345
Damn I want a new timesplitters. Casual shooter with a bunch of different modes, weapons, maps with different themes and 1000 characters to unlock.

I guess it would be impossible in todays world though, having the possibility to unlock characters/skins instead of buying them through a microtransaction shop or battlepass.
Anonymous No.720443885 [Report]
>>720439948 (OP)
It's time to splat
Anonymous No.720443990 [Report]
i would take her backdoor if you know what i mean
Anonymous No.720444184 [Report] >>720446338
>>720443816
Also all the female characters would be in burkas
Anonymous No.720446338 [Report] >>720447109 >>720451320
>>720444184
name 1.5 games
Anonymous No.720447109 [Report]
>>720446338
game
ga
Anonymous No.720451320 [Report]
>>720446338
Cyberpunk 2077
Command & Conquer: Generals
Anonymous No.720455345 [Report] >>720460935
>>720443816
Gotchu senpai
Anonymous No.720455702 [Report] >>720458114
Anonymous No.720458114 [Report]
>>720455702
ok
Anonymous No.720460935 [Report]
>>720455345
I don't want a new Timesplitters
Anonymous No.720461478 [Report]
>>720440210
Imagine how cool the guy that put this in the game is.

Devs nowdays are all longhoused nerds, women and faggots.
Anonymous No.720461638 [Report]
>>720439948 (OP)
Anonymous No.720461819 [Report]
>>720440048
they were thinking: WE ARE SO BASED
Anonymous No.720462492 [Report] >>720462674 >>720464912
>LOOK AT ME GUYS I AM A RETARDED GOONER *BRAAAAAP*. ALL I THINK ABOUT IS SEX SEX I NEED TO POST ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME BECAUSE MY DAD RAPED ME *BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP* AAAHH I AM SUCH A SAD LITTLE FAGGOT *FART* I AM SO FAT AND STROKE MY SMALL BONER ALL DAY. POST ABOUT GAMES? OKAY BUT DOES IT HAVE SEX LEWD? *loudest earth shattering brap you have ever heard*
Anonymous No.720462674 [Report]
>>720462492
What's the problem?
Anonymous No.720464912 [Report]
>>720462492
i say, think and AM this