Thread 720520540

What did this guy do before he got infected?

>>720520540 (OP)
he was a parkour runner

Rape

Meth, I know the outfit.

>>720520540 (OP)
parkour runner like mirrors edge

>>720520540 (OP)
duct tape enthusiast

Always assumed parkour runner or an annoying "gotta get my cardio!" jogger going by the taped limbs

>>720520583
who and me?

what about this guy

>>720521483
chronic masturbator

>>720520653
>going by the taped limbs
what's the benefit of that?

>>720521564
Reduce the drag/air-resistance of clothing

>>720521603
sounds like a bunch of minmaxxing nonsense to me

Rob people and do drugs all day.

>>720521642
Well it is a hobby where you launch yourself across balconies and rafters for fun.

>>720521483
judging by the overalls

>LFD2: Farmer ranch hand

>LFD1: Car mechanic

What I want to know is what kind of person the jockey was before the infection.

>>720521483
yjk

>>720521697
Autist

>>720521697
NEET and a gamer as he's a hunchback from sitting in a chair all day

I got kicked from a game cause I missed a pounce as hunter.

>>720521697
indian

>>720521978
Leff 4 Ded's community is autistic and even normal pub servers will outright demand you be a no-faults speedrunner, the only way to play it is with three other buddies

>>720521978
That's what happens with you play with autistic losers who don't like fun in their games like the uncletopia troons with 5,000 hours in the game and unsual hats that they wasted their welfare money on

>>720520540 (OP)
Evil tiger

>>720522094
You mean 2 other buddies so you can laugh at the inevitable chimpoutof the rando that joined before booting him, always a joy

>>720521978
l4d2's versus is full of the most giga faggot autists you can imagine

noooo don't rape me zombie lady ahah-

>>720521870
mod for this guy's WOOO when?

>>720520540 (OP)
Youtube videos where he does various parkour tricks.

>>720523338
as soulless a lot of minimalism architecture is
it's easier and more fun to climb on it then other forms of buildings

>>720520578
This, I thought it was obvious

>>720520578
yeah that's his hobby but what made him the bills?

>>720524018
>what made him the bills?
Threat of eviction/no lights?

>>720520578
how did the zombie virus know about parkour and infect guys with parkour to turn them into special parkour zombies?

>>720524090
no retard his job, he couldn't have made money just doing parkour.

>>720520540 (OP)
Fentanyl at the local rundown traphouse

Lie to fans.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>720524018
YouTube parkour videos

>>720520540 (OP)
He chased women at night near the local canal

>>720524348
l4d1 special infected look like neets (street thugs)

>>720524348
Then use proper grammar to convey your meaning you illiterate moron.

>>720524232
It emphasized their commonly used muscles and organs. Tanks were gymbros, witches were women who would never shit up, hunters were parkourpeople, boomers were Americans, spitters were women who refused to swallow, jockeys were people who took credit for the work of others, and chargers were gooners. The only ambiguous one is Smokers.

>>720524751
I'm assuming you're a German autist because you don't understand metaphors or slang

>>720521506
lolol

>>720520540 (OP)
legs and hoodie indicate he's either a
>skeg, picrel
>snowboarder

I miss -25hp and wall jumping

>>720520540 (OP)
Professional wigger/battle rapper

>>720528768
he just like me fr

>>720525014
that wasnt either a metaphor or slang, just a broken sentence nigger its ok, i know what you meant. he might have too. youre just easy to fuck with. probably the nigger IQ

>>720525014
no one who speaks english (as a first language at least) says "made him the bills"
bring home the bacon, made the donuts. read up on your idioms

Am I the only one who's always really wanted to fuck the Hunter?

>>720524985
Cunnilingus masters

>>720530228
then you probably wanna fuck me