Thread 720521909

hot glue deposit

>>720521909 (OP)
Stop

I don't know what is funnier, the fact it doesn't use the original VA's voice or that the words "talking" and "flower" are now under copyright

How long before we get a picture circulating of this thing completely full of old yellowed cum?

>>720522235
™ is an acronym for "Trade Mark", not "Copy Right".

>>720522729
Nobody is going to buy it.

Lol wtf is up with this shit and the alarm clock? I feel like there has to be some explanation based on some quirk of law or of global trade

>>720522887
>nintendo's cocksucking audience
>Nobody is going to buy it.
Kek, imagine being this naive and retarded.

>>720524450
We had a Direct this morning highlighting the 40th anniversary of Super Mario Bros. Miyamoto was even there. Did he announce the next big, mainline 3D Mario title? No. He was there to talk about the Nintendo museum. Then he talked about how Nintendo is sponsoring the Kyoto marathon. Then, he talked about the Mario theme park. Then, in his own words, he said that the "main event" of Mario's 40th anniversary will be the movie sequel. Taking all of that together, along with what you mention about the alarm clock and now the Talking Flower, it's clear that Nintendo is now big enough that they're branching out into other areas beyond video games (unfortunately so, in my opinion). It's Mario's 40th anniversary and instead of giving us some big, new Mario game, they're promoting a movie, a theme park, a marathon, and everything BUT video games

>>720524727
It'll sell worse than the alarm clock nobody bought.

...So THAT just happened.

>>720525108
how much would you pay for that?

>>720524756
Yes they've been moving to license out their IP more but why

It'd be funny if Nintendo started issuing DMCA takedowns on any videos of people shoving their dicks in it, especially if they're also wearing Mario costumes while doing it.

>>720525108
I'm literally Daisy fyi

To think modern Nintendo would rather make
>A $100 alarm clock
>an electronic toy of the most universally hated Nintendo character since Fi
>obnoxiously expensive wooden blocks
>a theme park with two rides
>four labo sets, for some reason
>a plastic virtual boy that needs a subscription service
>a 30 page book of a Mario galaxy cutscene
>cold stone ice cream collabs
Then they would
>An N64 mini
>Lego Mario and Luigi minifigures

>>720525816
>the great great plumber wars

>>720526568
they ran out of gimmicks somehow.

>>720525816
mama mia!

>>720525418
$$$

>>720525816
A shame this piece of shit will probably have an eighty dollar pricetag and sell out in three seconds, because that sounds funny as fuck to do

>>720526568
they probably dont have the knowledge to make an n64 mini

>>720526771
Why not before then?

>>720527384
They've always dabbled here and there with toys and things like that, but now it's just to a larger degree. I said in my post that Nintendo is now "big enough" that they can start doing these other extravagant ventures like opening their own theme park and starting their own "cinematic universe." It comes down to size and resources, which Nintendo has now after 40 years of building their brand

>>720527384
>>720527598
And to add to this, even the movie thing isn't new. They tried it before. It didn't work then, so they went back to making games. Now they come back to the movie thing with a different approach, and had much better results.

>>720527712
If they simple had made a cartoon movie, it would have been a success. What you posted was a tranny thing.

Someone post the princess peach and daisy log factory

>>720521909 (OP)
I love this little mofocka like you have no idea.

>hot glue deposit
And the most important: a toilet

>>720526568
Wild how the only reason the minis exist is because they wanted SOMETHING to sell while the Wii U was a walking corpse and the Switch wasn't out yet
And now they get to drop N64 games on NSO really, really slowly

>>720521909 (OP)
nnnhhhggg... im a thirsty little flower.

>>720527837
Explain

>>720521909 (OP)
How did I just learn that you could mute the quipping flowers in Wonder?

>>720530615
Dude how is checking the options menu not the first thing you do when starting up a new video game

The flower in Wonder is some of the worst English voice acting around. It sounds like it would be on CocoMelon.

>>720527837
>bad video game movie from 1993 was a "tranny" thing
i wish you tourists would leave

>>720524832
or that watch they tried to sell

>>720521909 (OP)
Why does he sound like Patrick Seitz?

>>720531931
All the VAs keep talking down to you like they're trying to soothe a crying baby. That Mario Party on the switch is the worst offender.

>>720524832
>nobody bought
>so many orders they had to push back the release date

All these NDS induced delusions can't be healthy.

Why does at first glance the flower feels like a urinal to me?

>>720531931
Wrong. The English VA is amazing and I think we'd be best friends IRL.

>>720534741
this flower was the reason I quit nintendo
yes, I know you can mute him but the first few lines made me wonder what I was doing with my life playing these toddler games
and it seems like I made the right decision considering nintendo keeps adding him and doubling down on the baby shit