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Anonymous No.720675254 [Report] >>720675516 >>720675526 >>720675712 >>720675762 >>720675852 >>720676306 >>720676386 >>720676529 >>720676670 >>720677005 >>720677037 >>720677396 >>720677779
Why did it flop?
Anonymous No.720675358 [Report] >>720675410 >>720675434 >>720675864
>look! I posted cropped porn on /v/!!
Anonymous No.720675410 [Report]
>>720675358
It's not cropped, that's the original image
Anonymous No.720675414 [Report]
>no armpit pubes
Anonymous No.720675434 [Report] >>720675597 >>720675616 >>720675864
>>720675358
I'll take 100 blatant porn threads over one more politics culture war outrage one
Anonymous No.720675516 [Report] >>720676317 >>720678892
>>720675254 (OP)
She is 16...
Anonymous No.720675526 [Report] >>720675752
>>720675254 (OP)
Game is too hard for non-playstation gamers.
Anonymous No.720675597 [Report] >>720675736
>>720675434
>I'd rather be a gooner than politically informed
KWAB
Anonymous No.720675616 [Report]
>>720675434
this 100%
Anonymous No.720675712 [Report]
>>720675254 (OP)
who cares, post FF girls
Anonymous No.720675736 [Report]
>>720675597
>politically informed
politically brain rotted for sure
>KWAB
you cant do shit, and wont do shit
Anonymous No.720675752 [Report]
>>720675526
Chat is this real?
Anonymous No.720675762 [Report]
>>720675254 (OP)
Dio's little brat toy.
Anonymous No.720675852 [Report] >>720676049 >>720676116
>>720675254 (OP)
Flops don't sell $2.5M+ copies in the first 3 months.
Anonymous No.720675864 [Report]
>>720675434
>>720675358
>No you don't get it mommy, the meanies MADE me click on the thread I don't like!
Anonymous No.720676049 [Report]
>>720675852
Anonymous No.720676116 [Report] >>720676543
>>720675852
proof?
Anonymous No.720676180 [Report]
Because noone wants to play three bloated games when the original exists.
Anonymous No.720676306 [Report]
>>720675254 (OP)
time jannies.
Anonymous No.720676317 [Report]
>>720675516
She is!? I will need her address to stop her from sharing illegal images
Anonymous No.720676386 [Report] >>720676423 >>720677018
>>720675254 (OP)
isn't she like, 16?
Anonymous No.720676423 [Report]
>>720676386
Legal in Midgar.
Anonymous No.720676502 [Report] >>720676586 >>720676587 >>720676701 >>720676804 >>720676962 >>720677230
Why wasn't she an option as a love interest?
Anonymous No.720676529 [Report]
>>720675254 (OP)
It doesn't need money, since it lives in your head rent free.
Anonymous No.720676543 [Report] >>720676751 >>720676835 >>720677029
>>720676116
Rebirth sold 1.4M in the first week on PS5 alone.
Another 1M copies after that is statistically presumed.
Anonymous No.720676586 [Report] >>720677127
>>720676502
She was though. Even since the original game you could date all three of them. And in the new game she even gives you a kiss. Unlike Aerith the prude.
Anonymous No.720676587 [Report]
>>720676502
Too fertile. The only ending would be pregnancy.
Anonymous No.720676670 [Report] >>720676910
>>720675254 (OP)
>find the source
>its footfag shit
Anonymous No.720676701 [Report]
>>720676502
sauce?
Anonymous No.720676751 [Report]
>>720676543
>Another 1M copies after that is statistically presumed.
Anonymous No.720676804 [Report]
>>720676502
Would be better if it only showed her from the pelvis up so I can imagine myself giving her head.
Anonymous No.720676835 [Report] >>720676943 >>720677359
>>720676543
So they made their money back but not enough to develop another game. That is a flop
Anonymous No.720676910 [Report] >>720678964
>>720676670
brb looking up the source now
Anonymous No.720676943 [Report]
>>720676835
Eh, no. The third game is basically guaranteed.
Anonymous No.720676962 [Report] >>720677127
>>720676502
She was, though? She could even be the princess in the VR theater play.
Anonymous No.720677005 [Report]
>>720675254 (OP)
> Why did it flop?
Nobody liked to pay for 33% of the game three times to get the full story. Most people waiting until all 3 games are out before buying it.

They should have learned from when .hack games did the same shit.
Anonymous No.720677018 [Report]
>>720676386
Out of 10
Anonymous No.720677029 [Report]
>>720676543
>statistically presumed
lol
also Remake sold 5 million in 4 months so comparatively Rebirth is a flop by only selling half
Anonymous No.720677037 [Report]
>>720675254 (OP)
Cause I already came. whoops.
Anonymous No.720677127 [Report] >>720678330
>>720676962
>>720676586
It was played off as little sister type shit, not real love interest
Anonymous No.720677230 [Report] >>720677429
>>720676502
>Yuffie
>Selphie
>Eiko
>Rikku
>Iris
the girls I like are never canon
Anonymous No.720677359 [Report] >>720677748
>>720676835
A flop is game that (1) lost money and (2) received bad reviews.

Remake/Rebirth are games that (1) either grossed or covered their costs and (2) received overwhelming critical praise.

So not a flop.
Anonymous No.720677364 [Report] >>720677551 >>720677582 >>720677845
Cloud is watching btw
Anonymous No.720677396 [Report] >>720677791
>>720675254 (OP)
Remake came out mid-COVID and wasn't a flop - it's Rebirth that fucked up. Part of that's timing and an anemic marketing campaign; the game's fanbase is old as fuck, and they NEED too being in new people. Instead, all they did was do lip-service stuff like
>Rebirth is the perfect entry point for new players
When anyone with a brain knew that was a big fat lie.

Second - pacing. Both games' fat-to-meat ratio is fucked up, and the only time the original game falls into that hole is when you go WEAPON-hunting in the last act. Thankfully they knew not to drag that out, but 26 years of the Compilation shitshow made them forget. And now we got 3 games outta one.

Thirdly: tone. They went a direction with Advent Children that was at the time forgiven cause there was nothing like it around. 20 years later, the flaws in that direction kneecapped the remakes with bad design choices e.g Sephiroth fucking everywhere cause every FF7 thing needs a Sephiroth bossfight.

The sheer stupidity behind that line of thinking just... I got no words.

Lastly: I'm not one for 1:1 remakes. They're navel-gazing nostalgia and an excuse to burn money like it grows on trees (case in point, MGS Delta). Sure, there's stuff that won't hit as hard the second time round for parts off the fanbase like Aerith's death, but they looked at garbage bag ghosts from Harry Potter and said: that enables us to reexamine old themes in a new light! Like, nobody gave them a reality check?

Fuck, I hope Requiem (or whatever) doesn't drop the ball as hard.
Anonymous No.720677429 [Report]
>>720677230
69ing me while on the workout bench
Anonymous No.720677551 [Report]
>>720677364
>gets a double blowjob with Aeris and Tifa
Where's the triple bj?
Anonymous No.720677582 [Report]
>>720677364
how nice of them to prep the oven for Don Corneo
Anonymous No.720677748 [Report] >>720677881 >>720678613
>>720677359
>covered their costs
That's generally considered a failure as well, the point is to make money, not just break even
>received overwhelming critical praise
Relatively nebulous concept. How much of that is critic vs consumer? Or both groups vs people who abstained from Rebirth because of Remake?
Anonymous No.720677779 [Report] >>720677910
>>720675254 (OP)
well it made me choose between using my 70€ for a nice blowjob from someone who looks like yuffie or the game
Anonymous No.720677791 [Report] >>720678252 >>720678737
>>720677396
Someone said something about making a faithful remake of FF7 with the FF7R assets and I think it would be one of the cooler fan projects if true.

Would Squeenix do a faithful remake once the Kingdom Hearts Trilogy is over? idk
Anonymous No.720677845 [Report]
>>720677364
Cloud is a better man
Anonymous No.720677881 [Report] >>720678313
>>720677748
NTA but do we even know that they didn't make money? As far as I'm aware that information wasn't released.
Anonymous No.720677910 [Report] >>720678247
>>720677779
>70€ for a nice blowjob from someone who looks like yuffie
other people out there are living our dreams
Anonymous No.720678063 [Report]
>pervert!
Anonymous No.720678116 [Report] >>720678228
Rikku >>>>> Yuffie
I'm sorry but it's true. Even the Yuffiefags know it's true
Anonymous No.720678228 [Report] >>720679073
>>720678116
Rikku is my waifu. Yuffie is my mistress. It's a shame Rikku doesn't have more art.
Anonymous No.720678247 [Report]
>>720677910
Stroking
Anonymous No.720678252 [Report]
>>720677791
That only addresses pacing and nothing else. Plus the project would be in utter dev hell cause that's how these things go. Imagine how the Skyoblivion guys felt when Todd dropped a surprise Oblivion remaster on them.
Anonymous No.720678313 [Report]
>>720677881
S-E not posting a sales milestone would presume a negative outcome, never mind that S-E admitted both Rebirth and FFXVI didn't meet expectations. I'd argue it's on anyone trying to claim the opposite to prove that wrong.
Anonymous No.720678330 [Report]
>>720677127
>It was played off as little sister type shit, not real love interest
Anonymous No.720678613 [Report]
>>720677748
We're arguing the definition of a flop, not what "you" "generally" "consider" a "failure". Keep up lil' bro.
>"Reviews are a nebulous concept."
Now you're just being schizophrenic. A paper tiger would not receive this amount of positive reviews. At some point, a mentally sane person has to come to this conclusion.
Anonymous No.720678737 [Report]
>>720677791
>Would Squeenix do a faithful remake once the Kingdom Hearts Trilogy is over?
Nope. Moving on to other FF.
Anonymous No.720678892 [Report]
>>720675516
Damn, this pussy expired
Anonymous No.720678964 [Report]
>>720676910
help a brother with a artist name?
Anonymous No.720679073 [Report]
>>720678228
She can have as much art as you want via the power of artificial I