>>721161078 (OP)
I know it is all shits and giggles, posting in the /v/, never being serious, always behind walls of irony and ragebait, but truly, honestly, if I was in the room with you, I would sacrifice the rest of my life just to bash your fucking face in and then I would sodomize you with a cactus. I genuinely hate you and anyone who likes open-world, be they ironic or genuine.
Rejoice in your good fortune that this isn't real life.