Thread 722907951

>40 hours week at Amazon
>full of energy
>weekend comes
>crashing out of exhaustion
>don't even want to play vidya
Get me out of this wagie cagie

>>722907951 (OP)
>40h of work in a warehouse a week
>60h of factorio a week

As someone desperately applying to jobs and getting nothing back, I think you should consider yourself lucky

>>722908772
McDonalds says hello.

>>722908772
Write a better cover letter.

>>722910742
Nobody reads that shit.

>>722911481
I do. I also tell all of the dumbfucks who insist on trying to drop by or call like its the 1940s that we will get back to them in the next 1-2 weeks and then bin their application.

>>722907951 (OP)
Never worked, never will, thank you for the gibs spanish and european institutions

>>722911891
I think you should be gutted alive
How fucking jewish

>"Work" from home
>slack off most of the day
>do all house chores on company time
>work out during meetings
>lots of free time and plenty of energy

>writing cover letters
unironic humiliation ritual

>>722912563
how does one even work from home (before the corona beer virus) i dont get it

>>722912734
95% of corpo wagie jobs can be done at home

>>722912678
Ask AI to do it for you retard. Every company expects you to be using AI for everything now so if your human trash substandard output appears in their applications it's automatically rejected. Ask AI to fill your resume with requisite buzzwords too. Worked for me

>>722912807
99% of corpo wagie jobs can be done by an AI or a monkey

>work in dentistry and sell people ridiculously overpriced services then go back home and chill playing vidya and watching anime
Being a pain merchant pays off bigly

>>722912904
what is a "corpo wagie job"? what do they do?

>>722912904
> AI or a monkey
all min wage jobs I had to do as corpo wagie literally can't but your prob right about shit like HR

>>722907951 (OP)
brown people will do it for a tenth of the wage

>>722907951 (OP)
What do people who work at Amazon actually do? Is it just packing boxes?

>tfw don't really enjoy playing video games anymore because I feel guilty, like i should be doing something productive
>even when I start playing a game, I lose interest in 30 minutes and turn it off

>meanwhile, i waste countless hours on 4chan and tiktok every day, have an average screen time of 6 hours

why am I like this and how do I fix it?

>>722912678
The new ritual is the recorded video where you're telling how much of a good dog you are and how thrilled the company would be if they recruited you.

>>722913106
>how much of a good dog you are and how thrilled the company would be if they recruited you.
that's just the 2nd step of recruitment tho, doesn't sound too new

>>722909856
I actually applied at every fast food play near me. I genuinely believe I am unemployable, they all rejected my ass. My parents stopped screaming at me to get a job after that. We had a long conversation about the job market and I got to blame them for not helping me get a job when I was young and stupid like all my other friends in college. Dad had connections all over the US and mom was an executive at a pretty good company.

Oh well.

>>722912886
I'm too autistic for that so I just stopped job searching

>>722913237
Boomers and gen xers have no idea how terrible the job market is.

Don't listen to them for job advice, what worked for them in the 80s and 90s doesn't work anymore

>>722913237
>Have an executive mom
>She doesn't even get you even a low level job
White American parents are bizarre

>>722912563
I wish I had this sort of wfh job, instead I got pandemonium tier with no jira, 30 messages a day from management because the client wants a complete revision of the project every two days and complete ignorance from your own boss because he doesn't reply to your message until the next day. They pay isn't even good.

>>722913061
>distribution
Everything
>office
Good morning, saar!

>>722913179
Yeah but at least they needed to waste their own time as well. Now it's a AI that disqualifies you because you looked the wrong way too much

welcome to office space

>>722913649
well yeah, stacy from HR needs some time for another tiktok instead of doing an interview

>>722913237
I was a NEET for 3 years, applied for two jobs, got both, chose the better one, and now make $30 an hour, it's not that hard retard. You probably haven't showered in weeks, have zero social skills, and have some shit poorly formatted resume despite there being like a million templates out there

>>722911891
Please kill yourself at the earliest opportunity.

>>722913237
How craven you must be to resort to blaming your parents for your skill issue and bad decisions ? Just go to a trade school or consider manual labor but you won't because you are a lazy piece of shit.

>>722913840
if he can leech of his parents why would he work?

>>722912930
I schedule dental appointments in foriegn countries to avoid the jewry, it dodges indian h1b doctors too

>>722907951 (OP)
Qrd?

>>722913778
Yeah? What job? I'm genuinely curious.
>>722913840
I don't blame my parents, truthfully, but I got to vent and tell them how all my friends got jobs and I was the only one that was told to pull myself up by my bootstraps. Well, that didn't work out despite my STEM degree. I went back to get a PhD, the last bastion of the unemployable, and now I mooch off both my parents and the federal government.

Your tax dollars paid for my DUI ticket and lawyer, humorously.

>>722907951 (OP)
>At Amazon
I like how prestigious you make it sound, bottle pisser

>>722913978
Actually retarded US dentistry is fantastic compared to the rest of the wlrld

>>722907951 (OP)
Why are wagies like this

>>722908772
Believe me stay neet as long as you can

>>722913840
>Just go to a trade school
you have never worked a trade in your life

To those who want to work, as long as you're getting benefits from the government, why? I am the head of logistics for a small company and make good money but want to KMS 5 days out of the week.

>>722911891
How else is anyone supposed to be hired? It's not like anyone looks at cover letters or resumes?

>>722914094
>unemployed PhD.
umm are you retarded? Just join as a research assistant in a college. The professors who you worked with would be glad to get you into academia if you had really done good work.

>>722914236
>as long as you're getting benefits from the government
impossible to get in america unless you're diagnosed with actual schizophrenia or autism

starting a new job in 2 weeks 38h
never gonna go back to 40h
gonna go down to 35 in the next couple years i hope

>>722914167
you'd be doing the same if you were being verbally whaled on by an obnoxious, rude gorilla abusing the system while being powerless to do anything because it'd ruin your entire life and career

>>722914236
I don't want to be dependent on a service that's theatened being cut every two weeks by random politicians

>>722914236
It's very hard to get. People with NEET bucks are probably actual crazies or niggers. I personally say we liquidate them but alas.

>>722914126
It's not prestigious, but from what everyone i've known who has worked there, they work you like a runaway slave. Which is probably what OP was getting at

>>722914218
>you should have trade credentials to recommend trade school
What is this retardation? Everyone knows it has a low bar of entry and dregs of the society can do better in it than in any STEM college.

>>722907951 (OP)
so what do you do instead of vidya?

>>722914485
you age and die.

>>722914485
Vape and fap

>>722914485
shitpost here

>>722913559
You're from Italy aren't you

>>722914485
Sleep. Thankfully, I dream vividly so it is like turning on a movie.

>>722913978
I don't blame you. Dentistry in America is both overpriced AND underskilled.
I've seen the type of butcherwork your so called "prosthodontists" glue inside people's mouths on instagram posts.
Thought I do admit when it comes to spending money on shiny toys as tax write-offs (which get passed onto patients) your dentists are top notch! Lmao

>>722907951 (OP)
I will finish working 52 hours of work a week, today. I played maybe 5 hours of Cyberpunk.

>>722907951 (OP)
Me but due to work and hitting the gym for 2 hours every night. I swear I must be sweating out all of my electrolytes or something.

>>722911891
Wow, what a fucking cunt.

>>722913102
you seek human companionship that´s why , you are lonely and feel ashamed about yourself.
put yourself out there and find your "people" , i´ve found mine and used to be in your shoes absolutely isolateing myself while daydreaming about friends and a lover.

>>722914296
That's what I do now. I have a gubmint grant (AKA gibs) and just toss that into my retirement. I still think I'm unemployable, though. I still sometimes go on interviews just to see what happens, but I always get ghosted or rejected. Hell, I had to beg to get this RA position. They wanted a woman to do it, as is the style of the time.

I should write a book. Call it 500 Interviews and 500 More or someshit. I might do that when I'm old, make it a picaresque autobiography of my interview adventures interspaced with the slow decline into degeneracy and alcoholism.

>>722911891
nigga all Jobs are A.I. filtered now, no one is ever reading your shit, there will be thousands of applications and maybe 10 will be marked for human review.

and since he's not a JEET or a Nigger or a Tranny or some combo, he's NEVER getting flagged, EVER.

>>722912734
Corpo jobs don't have any purpose so they can be done remotely just filling out TPS reports that no one reads.

our entire economy is propped up by such jobs.

>>722912563
>all that porn
Homer you have 3 kids you fucking semen demon

>>722914485
Meeting friends, going to bars, dating, sports...
There's like a million different things to do than play vidya lol.

>>722909856
Even McDonalds is rejecting and ghosting people with college degrees these days (or so i heard i don't live in a shithole country)

>>722908772
Took me over a year to find anything after I finished grad school. Cold applications do nothing because of AI, HR and Indians flooding the markets. You need to know people or at least reach out directly to hiring managers to get shit done.

>>722907951 (OP)
>I don't want to work for a living
>just give me welfare
>why should I take responsibility for my life
>just let the state decide for me what I can and cannot have

Start working at a pizzeria at 15, making around $250 a week. Dad comes to you on your 18th birthday, congratulates you for entering manhood, and tells you that it is time for you to take accountability for your direction and outcome in life. He says, "Install the Fidelity app, link your bank account, open a Roth IRA account in the Fidelity app, transfer $100 from your bank to Fidelity, buy $100 of FXIAX, put it in your Roth IRA, repeat every month for life until you start making better money when you should start putting up to $7000 per year in your Roth IRA. You can put up to around $600 a month in your Roth IRA. Most corporate employers will offer to match whatever you put, which means you put $300 per month of FXIAX in your Roth IRA and they will add $300 per month. By the time you are 60 years old, you will have well over $5M in your Roth IRA. Have a drink on me when you get there".

Be a better man, OP.

>>722914728
It's not rocket shit that you get rejected. You are just over qualified for most jobs and your resume would go directly into the trash by keyword filters 99% of the time.

>>722914996
>Dad comes to you on your 18th birthday
Must be why I'm a loser since mine died before I turned 16.

>>722914728
Were you putting in all of your credentials when applying to lower-tier jobs? That would fuck you over since you'd be considered overqualified, which makes them think you'd try haggling your pay to be higher.

>>722908772
>Apply for hundreds of positions over 3 months
>Nothing
>Try hiring agency and get a job within 2 days.
>Except now I'm getting paid $8 less per hour then the average for my position
>Finally get enough hours to be hired officially instead of through the agency.
>No pay raise
>But if you get approved for your promotion and swap to midnight shifts we'll give you a $2 bump. :^)
I sure don't feel lucky.

>still thinking applying for jobs is feasible at fucking all
Here comes the blackpill.
Connections, networking and nepotism will get you 99,999999% of whatever job you want.
If the job market was a gacha (which it is), good resume and applying for positions would be the lowest rarity unit, an N/1 star, while knowing the right people is a 6 star, SSSSR unit

>>722914996
Nigger I'm in my mid 30s and already suffering from chronic pain that won't go away no matter what. By the time I'm 60 I'll be wishing for death.

>>722914996
nigga none of that shit is possible unless you make over 70k a year now.

the bills will be too high for you to be dumping that much money into IRA's.

>>722911891
So they're going out of their way to meet you in person and bin the application? So it's retards like you who made me search for a job for seven months, and all I got was a dead-end job. If I want to get a better job, I'll have to throw another year down the drain because of someone mentally challenged like you. I hope you die from radiation poisoning.

>>722907951 (OP)
>be me
>work 4-5 days a month anytime I want for my first job
>work 11am-5pm on weekends for my second job
>spend my free time smoking weed and playing vidya
if the money wasn't shit i'd do more (travel, go to bars/restaurants, buy hookers etc) but i'd rather have all of my time than have money that i'd only have the time to spend on weekends and holidays

>>722914163
Not true, 6 years ago us dentists tried to charge me for 4 wisdom teeth removals when only 1 was a problem. They even told me the other 3 won't cause me any problems.