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Anonymous No.723002115 [Report] >>723002447 >>723002587 >>723002930 >>723003959 >>723005350 >>723006280 >>723007017 >>723013196 >>723014307 >>723017068 >>723017214 >>723019295
4 months later
>no hacks
>no emulator
It's over.
Anonymous No.723002274 [Report] >>723003139 >>723003605 >>723003838 >>723006064 >>723009915
your expectations are simply unrealistic because the switch 1 was such a major hardware fuckup by Nintendo
Anonymous No.723002372 [Report] >>723014545
>no games
Anonymous No.723002447 [Report] >>723003197 >>723007080
>>723002115 (OP)
Even if an emulator came out and was well optimized, it's not gonna run on your third world PC anyway.
Anonymous No.723002461 [Report]
>handheld console
>emulator
for what purpose
Anonymous No.723002587 [Report]
>>723002115 (OP)
>nintendo has made nothing but ultra safe garbage in the last year
I dont care about the switch 2. That virtual boy shit crashed my opinion of nintendo so I shant be caring
Anonymous No.723002930 [Report] >>723003036
>>723002115 (OP)
QRD? What's a Nintendo Switch 2?
Anonymous No.723003036 [Report]
>>723002930
Its a nintendo that you beat with a switch twice
Anonymous No.723003139 [Report] >>723003385 >>723003415 >>723006046 >>723006495
>>723002274
>such a major hardware fuckup by Nintendo
Anonymous No.723003197 [Report] >>723003269
>>723002447
Switch 2 is third world hardware
Anonymous No.723003269 [Report] >>723003586 >>723003901
>>723003197
and yet it's more powerful than a ps4
curious
Anonymous No.723003385 [Report] >>723004115
>>723003139
He was talking about a design flaw that led to a crack.
Anonymous No.723003415 [Report] >>723004115
>>723003139
That's not what he was arguing, retard-kun. Releasing with a literal unpatchable hardware exploit on the first batch of units allowing the entire system to get jail-broken within the 1st year of release is indeed a "hardware fuckup". Great for the consumer because it enabled the homebrew scene to develop in parallel with the hardware throughout it's entire lifespan but bad for the corporation. You still have to buy and own a switch to hack it.
Anonymous No.723003586 [Report] >>723003697
>>723003269
Showcase a single game that represents this
Anonymous No.723003605 [Report] >>723009915
>>723002274
This. The Switch 1 getting cracked so quickly was an outlier, it usually takes about two years for a not completely dogshit emulator to pop up.
Anonymous No.723003697 [Report] >>723018715
>>723003586
Not him but Cyberpunk.
Anonymous No.723003838 [Report]
>>723002274
Even disregarding the Switch 1's ancient hardware having a 0day, the first mods for that console came out over a year into its lifespan. It wasn't until around late Summer 2018 that we got the first custom firmware.
Anonymous No.723003901 [Report] >>723004161
>>723003269
the ps4 is 12 years old anon... the ds was stronger than the n64 after only 8 years.
Anonymous No.723003952 [Report] >>723009289 >>723010162
emulate what exactly?
Anonymous No.723003959 [Report]
>>723002115 (OP)
Don't forget no games
Anonymous No.723004008 [Report]
There's no fucking games to emulate dumbass
Anonymous No.723004115 [Report] >>723004240 >>723004279 >>723004434 >>723006205 >>723013182
>>723003385
>>723003415
>it was hacked therefor it's a "major hardware fuckup"
I guess almost every single console in history is a major hardware fuckup then
lmao
keep seething snoys
Anonymous No.723004161 [Report] >>723004238
>>723003901
>the ds was stronger than the n64
No it wasn't. Its resolution is way smaller, among other things.
Anonymous No.723004192 [Report] >>723004670 >>723010447 >>723016284
>REEE NO GAMES NO GAMES IT HAS LE NO GAMES
but enough about ps5
Anonymous No.723004238 [Report]
>>723004161
>Its resolution is way smaller, among other things.
as is the case with the switch 2 having to upscale from smaller resolutions.
Anonymous No.723004240 [Report]
>>723004115
You don't know anything about hacking and it shows
Anonymous No.723004279 [Report] >>723017352
>>723004115
he's not talking about that, he's saying how fast it was hacked was due to a fuckup in design
Anonymous No.723004434 [Report] >>723017352
>>723004115
You are literally too retarded to even comprehend the words on your screen right now.
Anonymous No.723004670 [Report] >>723005850
>>723004192
>The Switch 2 has more exclusive games in 4 months than PS5 has in 5 years
Fucking embarrassing
Anonymous No.723004845 [Report] >>723005165 >>723015341
Sorry I'm tech illiterate, is it actually not possible to make an emulator for switch 2? I know switch 1 has multiple
Anonymous No.723005165 [Report] >>723005290 >>723005362
>>723004845
since everything is encrypted now, modern emulators for modern systems can only start development after significant hardware and software exploits are made. an emulator can be made, but it'll depend on how long it takes for someone to make a significant breakthrough on some exploit.
the switch 1 only got emulators quickly because the tegra gpu had a hardware flaw that was already documented by nvidia themselves years prior to the switch's release.
Anonymous No.723005290 [Report]
>>723005165
thanks for that. I get it now
Anonymous No.723005350 [Report]
>>723002115 (OP)
Only 4 months?
Anonymous No.723005362 [Report]
>>723005165
>but it'll depend on how long it takes for someone to make a significant breakthrough on some exploit.
Lazy shits need to start exploiting already and finding exploits
Anonymous No.723005531 [Report]
>dust mote gets between the screen and the rim
>cant take it off
>incrust it further everytime you try to take it off

it's over for my switch
Anonymous No.723005850 [Report]
>>723004670
Nome of the switch 2 exclusives are good though yet
Anonymous No.723006046 [Report] >>723017276
>>723003139
>Nindians can't interpret English texts.
Why am I not surprised?
Anonymous No.723006064 [Report] >>723007245
>>723002274
My expectations are based upon how quick and easy it has been to either emulate or mod a Nintendo console. The Switch 1 was not a fucking outlier it was run of the mil Nintendo hardware.
Anonymous No.723006120 [Report]
>posts a list of games where 80% aren't even out, literal whos, and a 3ds port
Lol lmao even. My sides
Anonymous No.723006205 [Report]
>>723004115
if your security is thwarted by a single paperclip then yes that is a major hardware fuckup. fucking number obsessed famitsu retards are the absolute worst.
Anonymous No.723006280 [Report] >>723006531
>>723002115 (OP)
lol, brownoids in suicide watch
Anonymous No.723006495 [Report] >>723017276
>>723003139
literal retarded ninjesh
Anonymous No.723006531 [Report]
>>723006280
>in suicide watch
Saar...
Anonymous No.723006635 [Report] >>723006780
where are the epic anonymous hackers when you need them
Anonymous No.723006780 [Report]
>>723006635
They all became "women" like a lot of autists from the same era.
Anonymous No.723006985 [Report]
>third world poors trying to tie Nintendo with India.
desperation much?
Anonymous No.723007017 [Report]
>>723002115 (OP)
Switch 1 was a lucky break for hackers and even that took years to reach a decent playable state. Considering Nintendo also went scorched earth on the emu scene right before announcing this one, we're probably not gonna see an emulator for quite some time.

Bonus prediction: even if an exploit is found, a "legit" non-pirate modder like sciresM gets a C&D merely for trying to modify their own console or get homebrew working, because they violated the DMCA by circumventing protective measures.
Anonymous No.723007080 [Report]
>>723002447
Rent-free.
Anonymous No.723007245 [Report]
>>723006064
you're right that it was not an outlier, 3DS launched with DS mode exploits, DS launched with memory manipulation relatively early, the DSi and Wii had incredibly rudimentary encryption techniques that weren't hard to derive, but it defintely should not have been as trivial to mod the Switch as it ended up being. that's to say nothing of the fact that the method used to mod the system was already well documented by the gpu manufacturer.
the Switch generation is where Nintendo actually stepped up its security by quite a large factor, and to this day its actual software is relatively airtight and bug free. yes, this includes the basic day 1 ROP on the switch 2. the only useful software exploit in the switch 1's lifespan was browserhax for version 4.1 and under and things stayed that way for 5-6 years, even after hardware revisions would've made a software exploit very attractive to modders.
Anonymous No.723009289 [Report]
>>723003952
The main menu and the two games
Anonymous No.723009392 [Report]
Get a job sponge.
Anonymous No.723009915 [Report] >>723012675
>>723002274
>>723003605
It was a fuckup by Nvidia. Nvidia made the SoC with a gaping vulnerability. Nintendo just bought it and put it in their console
From the gigaleak we know Nintendo immediately found it out, but fixing it would take years, so they released it as is. They made Nvidia fix it and shrink it down which resulted in Tegra X1+ 2 years later.
Anonymous No.723010162 [Report]
>>723003952
never ever pckeks
Anonymous No.723010447 [Report]
>>723004192
Some of those haven't released yet, and from the ones that have only one (Bananza) is worth buying. If it weren't because of the bundle, I think a lot of people would have regretted purchasing MKW. I know I would.
Anonymous No.723012675 [Report]
>>723009915
Sure but it's still on Nintendos head for not hiring at least one guy who knew his shit before giving the order to mass produce
Anonymous No.723012809 [Report] >>723013576 >>723013724
This is the end of emulation/piracy. The coding and hacking scenes got replaced by indians while actual people in these scenes trooned out and unalived themselves. The future is very grim.
Anonymous No.723013105 [Report] >>723013286 >>723013336
just buy a switch 2
support nintendo and keep getting good games
Anonymous No.723013182 [Report] >>723017276
>>723004115
>delusional nintendo goy doubling down on his retardness
Anonymous No.723013196 [Report]
>>723002115 (OP)
I expect shit to go faster after pokemon zaza releases, but it might be the end of an era.
Anonymous No.723013286 [Report]
>>723013105
If only. Buying games or not buying games makes no fucking difference whatsoever
Anonymous No.723013336 [Report] >>723013468
>>723013105
This, everyone here should be rich oldfags now if they followed the plan.
Anonymous No.723013468 [Report]
>>723013336
truth
Anonymous No.723013576 [Report]
>>723012809
Troons are unstable but they can still be good programmers.
Anonymous No.723013724 [Report]
>>723012809
Younger generations being tech illiterate because of smartbones is the bigger issue. I fully expect zoomers to kill piracy within 15 years
Anonymous No.723014118 [Report]
The Switch 1 software was never properly hacked either. It relied entirely on the hardware to exploit. Not sure what people expect.
Anonymous No.723014307 [Report]
>>723002115 (OP)
They don't have anything worth emulating at the moment.
Genius strategy by Nintendo, frankly. Make your games so shit that no one cars about them.
Anonymous No.723014545 [Report] >>723016123
>>723002372
but enough about PS5
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.723015182 [Report]
Awww, poor widdle piwates
Anonymous No.723015341 [Report] >>723015515
>>723004845
They can but problem is western emufags are talentless hacks who don't want to install data sniffer cables and do hardware level sniffing to compare a game running on switch 2 vs same game on switch 1, they rather wait for the more talented asian guys to do the breakthroughs before starting the work on emulators. It might be long wait this time around
Anonymous No.723015515 [Report] >>723015698
>>723015341
you're a retard
Anonymous No.723015698 [Report]
>>723015515
prove me wrong
Anonymous No.723016123 [Report] >>723016259
>>723014545
And that console failed to out-sale the PS4.Nobody cares about Sony. This does not excuse the Switch 2. You will continue to reply and self-own for some reason, as you will never be able to come up with a rebuttal.
Anonymous No.723016259 [Report]
>>723016123
It will take couple more months but Switch 2 is on its way to become relevant. PS5 however will never become relevant, and that console has been on the market for what, 5 years now?
Anonymous No.723016284 [Report]
>>723004192
Switch 2 will have more exclusives in the first year than PS5, what the fuck are Sony even doing
Anonymous No.723016961 [Report]
LMAO THEY JUST GOT HACKED
Anonymous No.723017068 [Report] >>723017190
>>723002115 (OP)
nobody wants this shitty console and the 2(two) $80 games that are available on it.
Anonymous No.723017190 [Report]
>>723017068
You can keep playing that UE slop on PC and your PS4 anon
Anonymous No.723017214 [Report]
>>723002115 (OP)
>no emulator
Wrong. There is already an emulator on the making
Anonymous No.723017276 [Report]
>>723006495
>>723006046
>>723013182
>h-hardware fuckup
>sell shiton millions
Sure, Snoykike
Anonymous No.723017352 [Report] >>723019572
>>723004279
>>723004434
Nintendo didn't fuckup anything, lying SnOY. It was literally Nvidia's fault.
Anonymous No.723018715 [Report]
>>723003697
>Not him but Cyberpunk.
All the problems cyberpunk had in the ps4 and xone were all related to using an slow hdd, not because they couldn't run the game.
Obviously if the switch cartridges use pcie speeds the game would run fine on the switch 2, duh.
Anonymous No.723018949 [Report]
Did Valve release drivers for the NS2 controller yet?
I really like the controller.
Anonymous No.723019295 [Report] >>723020098
>>723002115 (OP)
If you’re gonna have a mainly third party machine, you might as well just buy a ps5.
Anonymous No.723019572 [Report]
>>723017352
Shun
Anonymous No.723020098 [Report] >>723020159
>>723019295
are people really buying nintendo consoles to play third party games?
Anonymous No.723020159 [Report]
>>723020098
That’s what the 2 is for. It’s getting third party mainly and a bunch of switch 1 crossgens. Barely any real exclusives