Thread 723057126

>create the most popular game to ever exist
>sell it to microsoft because reasons
>move to the US to live with celebrities you have nothing in common with
>watch your life's work get bastardized and you can do nothing
>realize nobody cares about you anymore
>become depressed twitter addict desperate for attention
>try to recapture minecrafts fame with shitty projects that fail because nobody cares
How do you fuck up this bad?

This wouldn't have happened if he just hang out with Sakurai

>>723057126 (OP)
>Have fuck you money
>Hates gays
>Hates trannies
>Hates women
>Makes Iinternet strangers seethe
Why am I meant to dislike this guy again?

>>723057126 (OP)
To be fair, that wasn't the Microsoft we know now. Back then, it wasn't unreasonable to genuinely think Microsoft would have the team and resources needed to make the game he didn't think he could. Making that sale today, now that we know Microsaar only buys IPs to kill them, would be truly retarded.

He's what the average /v/ user would be if he became rich overnight: a rich loser.

>>723057126 (OP)
>mfw I don't even know who this fat fuck is or why I'm supposed to care about him
Meh

>>723057497
Microjeet would have paid him $30B today instead of $4B.

>>723058109
I never played the game, but if you're in this thread then you have some amusement as well. He's notch, the fag creator of minecraft who was notoriously on vacation after every minor patch, while fans mod the game into whatever they wish. I think he could have monopolized it himself since it influenced at least a couple generations at this point. Hell they use this game in some schools, modified for education.

>>723059798
Weird. I've heard of Minecraft of course and have even played it but I've literally never heard of this dude a single time.

>>723057126 (OP)
Swedes are disgusting cretins. I get him.

>>723057126 (OP)
>moved to California
This so insane to me. What compels people to do that?
>Yes let me leave my native homeland, a beautiful european country that certainly has gorgeous countryside mansions and estates I can purchase and live like royalty in, so I can go live in the most satanic state in the US that houses all the gayest communists, insane troons, and fent ODers.
What the fuck is with e-celebs doing this shit?

>billion dollarydoos
>buy mcmansion in shithole
>complain about said shithole
is he stupid?

>>723062292
Probably had something to do with taxes too

>>723062503
Couldn't he just move to some other EU country for that? Surely even if all other western/scandinavian euro countries would force him to pay taxes, at least some poorfag nations like somewhere in the balkans wouldn't give a fuck in practice.
I'm not an expert on tax evading though.

>>723062503
If that were the case then why move to the state with the highest taxes in the US? Why not move to some red state with big cities like Texas or Florida?

>>723062574
>Balkans
No sane white person would move to the Balkans

>>723062574
Retard. Low IQ moronic subhuman monkey retard.

>>723057126 (OP)
Herobrine is real

>>723062503
no one is moving to california for tax breaks

>>723062574
The real answer is to move to Switzerland. That's the go-to tax haven in Europe. Either that or Cyprus.
t. Norwegian

>>723062574
>have fuck you money you feasibly can't blow the entirety of unless you go out of your way to do so
>just move to a poor fuck country and live in shittier conditions bro
what
>b-but if you are rich-
doesn't matter, the richest cunt in a dogshit country is worse off than a middle class person in a great country

>>723057126 (OP)
Bro is a cuck. He spends millions every year creating raves so that LA nepobabies can get fucked up on drugs and have sex, while he watches on the sideline.

https://www.production.club/notch-dotparty

>>723057126 (OP)
>create
lol LOL!!!

>>723062574
>>723063101
Well I don't fucking know, it was just a theory

>>723063378
Why is he so pathetic? He really tries so hard to fit in. What a retard.
Never forget the people who helped him code Minecraft to which they got no money. He's a rip off in business and in real life. He is one of those types that literally have no personality. He's completely void of anything at all.

>>723063378
tbf that is probably a really good investment on his part

>>723062292
The weather is nice

>>723057126 (OP)
Where's the fuckup?
He's got generation wealth at this point. He can do whatever he wants with no issue about money or if his projects fails.

>>723063545
See >>723057549

>>723063545
>He is one of those types that literally have no personality. He's completely void of anything at all.
You literally described all nordic europeans

>>723057126 (OP)
>your life's work
He worked on it for at most 5 years, at an amateurish skill level, and from the outside it looked extremely part-time.
>How do you fuck up this bad?
Seeking attention on the web is a mistake - no exceptions.
That's why I practically only post anonymously.
I stand behind what I write on here and it's generally the result of a long, thorough thought process, but I wouldn't want to ever see it associated with my real name.

>>723057126 (OP)
>life's work

>>723062292
Calm down frog nigger, he lived in Sweden, I can't blame him for wanting to move out of this shit heap of a country, especially as a rich man. But why he chose commiefornia is beyond me.
>>723064585
Very much so, it's painfully obvious Notch never gave much of a shit about Minecraft. Once the tech side of things was done he sort of zoned out and let Jeb take the helm.

>>723065027
He probably wanted a drastic change of scenery on top of the "I'm rich now" and wanted to enjoy it like "the rich" do.

>>723064063
4retards are jealous, thats all.

>>723057126 (OP)
>create most popular game to ever exist
I didnt know he made league of legends

notch is some faggot who got his shit popular by pure dumb luck and sold out for quick money
just like moot

>>723057126 (OP)
Selling it to microcock was evil and all because some fags on twitt3r that he was going moderating server monetization or something? Now microshart banned millions of accounts that did not migrate while adding chat moderation.

He should finance a private military to make himself King of Sweden.

>>723067008
>microshart banned millions of accounts that did not migrate
I tried to do it multiple times and it said Woops! Something went wrong! every time I tried to migrate. eventually just gave up, haven't played since. it's a shit game anyway.

>>723067157
Lost an old account I had losts of sever progress from when I was a kid. Hope they get raped by the Swedish legal system for this.

>>723062292
It’s great if you’re rich enough to paper over the stupid politicians and the cost of living
t. California native
>>723057549
I think I’d be better at turning money into fun, though

>>723062503
sweden is one of the best countries in the world to be rich in, the neolibs made sure of that
>wealth tax
nope
>property tax
nope (it caps at like €1k)
>inheritance tax
nope
>capital gains tax
nope

but on the other hand, I'm sure you're catered to better as a grotesquely rich person in california, plus the weather is better, and if you move to italy or something you won't understand the language. I wouldn't have gotten such a fuckugly """mansion""" though, looking at architectural digest or something you can find architectural fucking MARVELS in the same location for a fraction of the price, like he just went and bought the most expensive house listed even though those are always scams

>>723063273
rich people in poor countries have it much better than rich people in rich countries, like if you're the guy who is siphoning off all the blood diamond wealth of uganda, you basically own the country and they have no human rights so you can just abuse your servants or privatize a nature reserve. you export diamonds so your wealth is global, you have all the amenities of any rich person anywhere, hell your children are probably in the same school together alongside the future north korean dictator

now he just pays to watch albino whores getting fucked by superior players, apparently

>>723063378
this is the most "I wish I was popular as a teen" new rich megacope I've ever seen