Thread 723075827

we gamers truly are an oppressed minority

What if i was molested and have 12k hours in tf2?

>>723075827 (OP)
I told my last date about my 5000 hours in TF2 and she went on some clearly rehearsed monologue about how hobbies are a great thing that had almost nothing to do with what I said

>>723075827 (OP)
>being a whore is the same as having a hobby
How many hours do women spend on social media again?

I probably had a year of playing time in WoW back in the day, hope a woman reads this and her pussy dries up so bad she dies of dehydration

i'm staying single for life

>>723075895
I'm not sure. I have 5k hours in DBD and am a virgin well into my twenties. I feel like there is some correlation there

>>723075827 (OP)
i'm sorry but there's no way a girl thinks "wow what an impressive little slut" about me.

bans aren't enough for xitter screencap posting, we need the death penalty

>>723075827 (OP)
How can you have 200 bodies? Is she psychic and can astral project between them? Is it a clone army? Is she absorbing people and can shapeshift? All these are pretty scary.

>>723075895
Then you're 200% gay and not talking to women in the first place

>>723075827 (OP)
Sick rage bait.

Most men like whore women these days though, so maybe most women like gamers as well?

when i told the love of my life i played binding of isaac for 200+ hours she offered to suck my cock while i played it
it was an interesting experience but ultimately unsatisfying for the both of us t b h, got to focus on one or the other

>>723075827 (OP)
So people with 2k+ hours in a game are the BonnieBlue of the hobby?

What's better, 200 hours in some game or 2000 hours scrolling through some brain rot tiktok/insta videos?

>>723075827 (OP)
cool “person whose native language is english but doesn't know the difference between elicit and illicit” take

>>723076225
Both are retarded, no point in ranking braindead activities.

>>723075827 (OP)
>Tfw no skinwalker gf with 200 bodies

>>723075827 (OP)
>So what kind of hobbies do you have?
>Nothing, I refuse to do anything for more than 200 hours.

>>723075827 (OP)
>finding out a girl has 200 bodies
What the fuck did they mean by this?

I don't care about women

I don't know how normalfags are ok with marrying a girl knowing she's been dicked down and coomed in/on by another guy

I'm gonna let the anons in on a little secret about how the woman brain works and how to bypass this issue:

Stop holding back. Literally just be fully autistic about the shit.
Woman want you to be passionate about your hobbies or have interesting hobbies, or both.

If you are shy about your love of vidya, and she sees games with hundreds, thousands of hours, it evokes an image in her mind that is akin to a fat old boomer channel surfing his free time away.

If you start telling her about how you hate modern monetization, how game design has changed and simplified for the worst, the merits of running old games on hardware on a CRT, the artistic merits of your favorite games and why you love them so much, etc etc etc her mind will go from "Guys who game are gross" to "Guys who game are gross but not you, the way you engage with it is very different".

The one group this doesn't work for is movies because cinephiles are memed by women and 100% the cinephile is going to make her sit through too many movies she didn't want to see. Don't try to force her into your hobby, if she asks of her own volition give her the tools to get started.

I don't care how many people a woman has murdered

>>723076393
They're not okay with it, but they have to pretend to be if they don't want to lose everything.

>>723075827 (OP)
How do men still even desire women. Their mask has been off for the past 30 years. They've shown you their true colors. Why would any man in his right mind still care to pursue any sort of relationship with a woman? Men would be much happier as volcels.

>>723076350
Its a figurative statement. She does not actually possess 200 human bodies, but it is an expression that represents that she has killed 200 people in honorable mutual combat (sumo wrestling).

>>723076471
If you're attractive women are the ultimate simps. If not yeah why bother

>>723076394
The secret is to be tall and have good face bones. Nothing else matters.

>>723076350
>not keeping 200 bodies under your floorboards

>>723076548
Good physique and a good face* but you can still fuck it up if you have both of those

>>723075827 (OP)
Wow 200 times? You sound like the real deal! Haha, let's have sex right now!

>>723076225
Life is a game

>>723076393
My neighbor had 2 baby mommas, one of them for sure had nice titties, and I hope their whole family is dead now

>>723075895
Why do you main pyro?

>>723075827 (OP)
>men can keep happily accumulating hours in their favorite video gaems
>retarded roasties cry and shit themselves when the wall curbstomps whoring around and they die sad, old and bitter wine aunt cat ladies
It is so funny that by doing nothing we are making some hole rage impotently somewhere in the world

>>723076225
20000 hours on /v/

>>723076393
They just don't think about it. Normalfags are like babies, they forget about things immediately
That's the benefit of having double digit IQ

>>723076394
Genuinely this. I laughed because that sounds like how my wife views it, I shared the post with her and she says that’s true.

>>723075827 (OP)
>illicits

>>723075827 (OP)
>illicits
stopped reading

>>723075827 (OP)
200 hours? Do you think I'm a fucking casual?

>>723075827 (OP)
>ME ME ME ME
Women hate videogames because they want attention only to themselves

>>723077012
>exposing your strategies
hope you don't take the pizza guy's deposit personally

Kek at them trying to normalise having a 200 body count. Even guy alive has at least one game they played for 200 hours

>>723076393
Something called not really caring

>>723076394
>Stop holding back. Literally just be fully autistic about the shit.
You should do that, but not because of the reason you said. You should do this because that's presumably what you're actually like. People like genuine people, and if you're genuinely passionate about your interests, it'll show through. And if the girl doesn't like you being passionate for games, it would never work out anyway, so fuck it

>>723075827 (OP)
They targeted GAMERS.

>>723075827 (OP)
>My vagina isn't salivating for you, you have no worth as a human
Woman 101

>>723075827 (OP)
I don't give a single shit about what "people" on xitter have to say about anything.

>>723075895
I was molested too, the only thing I have 12k hours in is gooning to degenerate sissy porn

>>723075827 (OP)
i have 870 hours in splatoon 3

ok but what about anon getting a girlfriend
you did get a girlfriend now did you?

>>723077136
I don't replay games and I don't like multiplayer games so I don't think I've 200 hours in any game
Persona 5 being 110-120 hours was probably my longest

But yeah, her comparison is retarded. 1 body count is comparable with a million hours played at least

>>723075827 (OP)
I have hundreds of hours in koikatsu, what would she think of me?

>>723075827 (OP)
Prove to me that you are a gamer OP and not just some spammer

>>723076394
gotta love it when you get these guys who come in and say "I cracked the code on women guys listen to this", every time

>>723076471
I mean, looking at some stats it seems a considerable percentage of men are choosing to remain single nowadays (myself included), with said percentage continuously increasing.

>>723076471
biology. and some are surface-level nice.

>>723075941
>Her: I told my last date about my 500 previous sex partners and he went into a clearly rehearsed monologue about how sex positivity is great and he's a real feminist ally that had almost nothing to do with what I said

>>723076282
kill yourself

>>723076393
Same reason women are fine with marrying a dude that has slobbered other pussies and came inside other women.

>>723075827 (OP)
>illicits

what do you call it when you meet a girl that you have no sexual desire for but you want to spend time with

>>723077576
>Choosing
Lmao okay buddy

>>723077842
Being a faggot

>>723075827 (OP)
They aren't so tough when you pick them up and smack their butt until they beg for mercy

>>723075895
I was also molested. It was by my dad and happened frequently over the course of my adolescence. I have 3k hours in TF2 although I haven't played it in ages.

>>723077352
>wanting girls as friends
what are you gay?