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Anonymous No.723163152 [Report] >>723165187 >>723168043 >>723168561 >>723168618 >>723169157 >>723171784 >>723175412 >>723177956 >>723178038 >>723180306 >>723180797 >>723185003 >>723188635
How is the game so far? I haven't gotten around to playing it yet but I loved SoR4
Anonymous No.723164329 [Report] >>723164805 >>723165235 >>723165326 >>723165368 >>723166697 >>723168153 >>723168561 >>723180558
IT’S WOOOOOOKE
WOKE TRASH WOKE TRASH WOKE TRASH FUCK YOU IT’S WOKE WOKE WOKE FUCK WOKISM KILL YOURSELF WOKIST
IT’S WOKE THE FROG IS TRANS THE ELF IS TRANS THE DWARF IS BLUE THE ROBOT IS BLACK FUCK YOUUUUUUU I HATE WOKE
Anonymous No.723164550 [Report]
I miss dragon crown.
Anonymous No.723164805 [Report] >>723164983
>>723164329
this but unironically
Anonymous No.723164971 [Report]
The volume of sponsorships that e-celebs were getting to shill this shit made it pretty obvious it’s not good.
Anonymous No.723164983 [Report] >>723165068
>>723164805
IM NOT BEING IRONIC YOU FUCKING TRANNY I HATE THIS NOBODY SHOULD BUY THIS SHIT
Anonymous No.723165068 [Report] >>723165131
>>723164983
you say that like you have authority over anyone. you are not christina aguilera
Anonymous No.723165131 [Report]
>>723165068
I DO IM MORALLY SUPERIOR TO YOU BECAUSE I DON’T PLAY TRANNY GARBAGE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL WE KILL YOU ALL FOR WHAT YOU DID TO CHARLIE KIRK
Anonymous No.723165187 [Report] >>723180924 >>723180924
>>723163152 (OP)
BIG UGLY BLACK WOMAN IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE STORY
SHE PUTS DOWN WHITE CHARACTERS
BLACK WOMAN IS ALL KNOWING MOTHER NATURE GOOD WHITE MEN BAD
ITS FUCKING SHIT AND OP IS A TRANNY
Anonymous No.723165235 [Report] >>723165353
It's good. If you like the SOR4 Mr. X DLC, it's basically that fleshed out into a full game. Has Capcom D&D Arcade vibes. I wish there were more characters (and three/four player support), but what's there is pretty fun.

>>723164329
Are you okay, dude?
Anonymous No.723165326 [Report] >>723166642 >>723180306
>>723164329
this
Anonymous No.723165353 [Report]
>>723165235
IM MORE THAN OKAY IM ONE OF THE LORD’S SOLDIER AND MY MISSION IS MAKING SURE NOBODY BUYS THAT GARBAGE ENJOY YOUR FLOP
Anonymous No.723165368 [Report] >>723165418
>>723164329
>THE FROG IS TRANS
This isn't real.
Anonymous No.723165418 [Report] >>723166686
>>723165368
yeah xir is genderfluid
Anonymous No.723166132 [Report] >>723168154
I heard this has roguelite elements or something, how does that work? You level up stats or what?

Man, I just want a RBO successor...
Anonymous No.723166642 [Report] >>723179847
>>723165326
I was literally on the verge of purchasing this game, but then I saw this scene in a YouTube review, and immediately realized I would not be buying it, lmao.
Anonymous No.723166686 [Report] >>723166867 >>723169682
>>723165418
>Yea, the frog is trans! Just take my word for it!
With the amount of times you fags have cried wolf, without showing any proof I'm not going to believe the shit you say.
Anonymous No.723166697 [Report] >>723166885
>>723164329
This makes me think of that Dracula cringe cringe cringe meme
Anonymous No.723166867 [Report] >>723167082
>>723166686
Play the game and see for yourself then trannoid
Anonymous No.723166885 [Report]
>>723166697
Speaking of, that meme is need of an update.
>DURRRRRR.... woke! Woke woke woke!
>Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?!
Anonymous No.723166990 [Report] >>723169171 >>723169342
Looks gay
Anonymous No.723167082 [Report] >>723167146
>>723166867
Wouldn't be nice if you actually played video games, instead of listening to youtubers hiding behind vtuber avatars in their 40s spreading misinformation on games you don't care about anyways. You should probably do something about that, anon. You're about to hit 50 soon, and I'd hate to see your mental health continue to deteriorate.
Anonymous No.723167146 [Report]
>>723167082
Shut the fuck up tranny
Anonymous No.723167593 [Report] >>723177528
been playing with my gf since it came out, a couple runs a day. yesterday we were just trying to do a sidequest and ended up all the way at the final boss for the first time, because i got some VERY broken upgrades.
>playing Karl, get the finisher upgrade that turns it into the spinning attack
>get thorn daggers every time i do that, drops like 8 daggers at a time
> max that skill out, get the one that increases damage for distance thrown, now throwing daggers full screen at all times
>later, got the upgrade where i can reload my gun (infinite mana)
>after that, got the one that summons a skeleton everytime i use an arcana skill
>after that, i got a 15% chance to spawn a super skeleton everytime one appears
So i had infinite throwables and a nonstop army of skeletons. my gf was playing as Galandra and had the bubble upgrade on her heavy attack, as she always does, thats unfair as shit if you get her jumping spin attack. Azra fucking died and had to rewind time because he couldn't handle my army of undead, he's going down today for sure
Anonymous No.723168043 [Report]
>>723163152 (OP)
Too much of a sausagefest
Anonymous No.723168153 [Report] >>723168392
>>723164329
Sadly this. I hate the aesthetic and TnA is deciding factor in my purchases. Was this really made by the devs of SoR4 and Shinobi or just published by them?
Anonymous No.723168154 [Report] >>723168324
>>723166132
When you start a run, you get to pick one skill per character. At different points in the run, you will be given the choice between 2 (later 3 when you get upgrades) "rituals" which give your attacks magic effects like burning, trapping them in a bubble, tornado that lifts them up, etc. You also get to buy trinkets (equipment) from a vendor and those choices are also randomized. The map has lots of branching paths, and the enemy placement is different almost everytime you play. If you go down one path too many times, i'm pretty sure it gets harder. There are also quests that change the enemy spawns, and random events that occur on each run
I'm not fond of rougelite anything, and can't wait for them to add an arcade mode without any of the corny elemental spam bullshit, but the game is good. No doubt that it is incredibly woke, but there is a solid beat em up underneath it all. If you're not into juggle spam you might not like it though - as someone else said, its pretty much just a full game built around the mechanics of Streets of Rage 4's survival mode DLC (which i liked a lot)
Anonymous No.723168324 [Report]
>>723168154
>When you start a run, you get to pick one skill per character.
shit, forgot to mention that later on in the run, you get a second skill chosen randomly from the ones you unlocked in the base. thats fucking annoying, i want to be able to pick my fucking moves
Anonymous No.723168392 [Report] >>723177528
>>723168153
SOR4 had art done by Lizard Cube, and gameplay done by Guard Crush. LC just came out with Shinobi (mid) and GC just came out with this (also kinda mid)
I really wish they stuck together.
Anonymous No.723168561 [Report] >>723168665 >>723169342 >>723169510 >>723170792 >>723181264 >>723185003
>>723163152 (OP)
The designs are shit on purpose just to own chuds who don't even play these games anyway.
The gameplay is worse than turtles and SoR4 but not unplayable

This is going to be remembered only because of cultural war bs and strawmen like >>723164329

It's sad and you probably shouldn't make any threads here if you want to squeeze enjoyment out of this game while you have it, since all you'll get is chuds and trannies shit flinging. This image will also be spammed endlessly.

Have a nice day OP, hope you have fun though, add phantom breaker to your list of beat em ups to try sometime too. Oh and check out the demo for LightSup too.
Anonymous No.723168618 [Report] >>723171561 >>723176669 >>723178097 >>723180306 >>723182058
>>723163152 (OP)
It's not awful. Has the same problems that rogue-lites usually have, which is to say that its a 4 hour game with arbitrarily high difficulty that you're supposed to overcome with dozens of hours grinding meta-progression to pad out the game time. The characters have very limited movesets that get partially, randomly unlocked each run, which can be frustrating. Your favorite move is the izuna drop? Well, you might go a whole run without it dropping, so enjoy that.
Its not really fair to compare it to Dragon's Crown on account of all the rogue-lite mechanics, but thats not even the biggest disparity there: its the art.
Whereas dragon's crown was beautiful, this game is ugly. Everything is unattractive and unappealing, and it is clearly intentional. All of the important and good characters are "women" that have been completely stripped of any sexuality, effectively making them just men. Don't worry, they will tell you all about how they are strong and independent and their whole society relies solely upon them. The only exception to the lack of feminine traits is the all powerful black woman that everyone worships, as she is eternally pregnant. Look forward to being "treated" to the sight of her after every run, pic related.
All in all, it's surprisingly not that racist, but is terribly sexist. Gameplay ranges from "not bad" to "disappoint" depending on your RNG drops.
Anonymous No.723168665 [Report] >>723182191
>>723168561
>chuds who don't even play these games anyway.
yeah because the games are hideous tranny shit
if they had attractive characters chuds would play them
Anonymous No.723168720 [Report]
>Rogue-Like
>Tranny frog
The demo was alright but I ain't touching it. It did get me to reinstall Charlie Murder and that's MUCH more fun. That or play Towerborne.
Anonymous No.723168875 [Report] >>723169112
Can we stop pretending sor4 wasn't a gaudy and ugly baby game now
Anonymous No.723169112 [Report]
>>723168875
Hobo Axel was sex though
Anonymous No.723169157 [Report]
>>723163152 (OP)
It only made me wish we had more modern fantasy beat 'em ups. And for Vanillaware to port Dragon Crown over. I guess I'll go play Chronicles of Mystara again or something.
Anonymous No.723169171 [Report] >>723169342 >>723169625 >>723181690
>>723166990
Literally this. My friend sent me a video link for this game because he knows I like beat em ups, and he's 100% blind to political/cultural stuff. I could tell it was some wokie fagshit just by looking at the "art style" from a fucking youtube thumbnail. Why was it that obvious? Why does their work radiate GAY that hard? How is that even possible? I shouldn't be able to spot woke while squinting at it from across the street like that. Are they just that bad at subtlety? Don't answer that. I know they are.
Anonymous No.723169342 [Report] >>723169860
>>723169171
>>723166990
See >>723168561
It was made as gay(woke) as possible by design but without being gay (sexy men).

I wish it was gay (sexy men) instead honestly
Anonymous No.723169510 [Report]
>>723168561
>We found this cool dark elf design in a scrap book so we threw it in
>The frog because of frog memes. We also wrote that he is like acceptable for liberals and the opposite of a frog besides being sentient and stuff
>we felt obligated to have a dwarf and didn't know what to do so he is like the last dwarf and stuff?
>The rogue was the series of the Capcom DnD game so we went full safe horny and did the masked fetish, amputee fetish, and tight ass under spandex fetish. Yes, she looks more like a skull girls character than a rogue but shut up.
Anonymous No.723169625 [Report]
>>723169171
>Why was it that obvious? Why does their work radiate GAY that hard?
unironically funded by the European Union
Anonymous No.723169682 [Report] >>723169996
>>723166686
In the game, the dwarf asks Brome the frog "weren't you female before?" and the frog says "yeah, surprised you noticed. I was female, but after laying eggs I swapped to male and fertilized them myself. So now I'm a dude".
Cider, the chick with the prosthetics and mask, was caught in a magic explosion and got all fucked up losing memories and body parts. She has a line about how she doesn't know what she is anymore (male or female) after swapping out parts so often.
Garlandra, the sword elf(?), isn't wearing slutty warrior elf armor and her tits are on the small side.
Karl, the dwarf, isn't a gold mining obsessed autist and just wants to explore the world seeing new things. This makes him open-minded and ok hanging out with "freaks".
The black "root mother" is a single mom who keeps making questionable fucked up decisions but is the leader of the player characters.
Theres also a couple musclebound big ladies, an orc who gives tutorial training and a pirate captain that takes you between stages.

As a selling point, the devs put out a bunch of design devlogs and praised themselves for designing those parts. Actually playing it though, none of it matters or feels preachy. It's put into the world pretty well in my opinion. But now you know what people are bitching about.
Anonymous No.723169860 [Report] >>723170072
>>723169342
In case you haven't noticed over the last 30 or so years, gay has basically been synonymous with "thing i dont like". In this context, gay is synonymous with woke. Before any disingenuous cucks pretend to not know what is meant by "woke", people are generally referring to "that which is pleasing to a modern day Californian liberal mindset". If there was a game released that was pure genuine fanservice and unapologetic homoerotic horniness, I bet that would still manage to piss off the wokie crowd. Not that such a thing even exists, honestly. I would actually give that game my earnest respect. While it's not for me, a literal game built from the ground up for the (gay) male gaze would be less "gay" than Absolum.
Anonymous No.723169996 [Report] >>723170271 >>723170725
>>723169682
frogs literally do that. if you want to be a scrutinizing cunt like i know you do the better interpretation would actually be biological determinism. there's no illusory concept of self identification, the frog's sex physically changes, and its gender identity changes with it.
Anonymous No.723170029 [Report] >>723170458 >>723170748
A screenshot of some of the "women" in this game.
Anonymous No.723170072 [Report] >>723170262
>>723169860
>If there was a game released that was pure genuine fanservice and unapologetic homoerotic horniness, I bet that would still manage to piss off the wokie crowd. Not that such a thing even exists, honestly. I would actually give that game my earnest respect.
Mount Your Friends or Genital Jousting. There was also that one 3D beat 'em up with prominent bulges but I forgot what it's called.
Anonymous No.723170262 [Report]
>>723170072
Two goofy parody games. I don't think gay boys have a real game (that isn't basically porn) that is purely homo fanservice. Pure lesbo fanservice games exist. Ironically those are probably written by men though, and are actually male fantasy and not very titilating to actual female lesbos.
Anonymous No.723170270 [Report]
Even without weird western mental shit, the roguelike part is just too generic, basically enhance your skill with elemental and call it a day
Anonymous No.723170271 [Report] >>723170574
>>723169996
I've seen a lot of frogs in a lot of video games anon. This is the first trans frog I've ever heard of in my life. Just this game.
Anonymous No.723170458 [Report] >>723170634 >>723170663 >>723171739 >>723176014 >>723176226
>>723170029
Damn bro, you're telling me they made the GOBLIN WOMEN UGLY? This is out of control, someone contact the president
Anonymous No.723170574 [Report] >>723170843
>>723170271
Not every real life frog can morph into the opposite sex, but it is a real phenomenon (although rare). Obviously it was only included in this game for stupid and gay reasons.
Anonymous No.723170634 [Report]
>>723170458
NO DON'T DO THAT HE'LL TARIFF FANTASY LAND
YOU'LL SCREW OVER MY FANTASY IMPORTS

GODDAMMIT ANON
Anonymous No.723170663 [Report] >>723170760
>>723170458
they also give "her" dread hair, what did they mean by this
Anonymous No.723170725 [Report]
>>723169996
>if you want to be a scrutinizing cunt
Calm down and read the post fully you spastic fuck.
>Actually playing it though, none of it matters or feels preachy. It's put into the world pretty well in my opinion. But now you know what people are bitching about.
Anonymous No.723170748 [Report]
>>723170029
if you wouldn't you're gay.
Anonymous No.723170760 [Report]
>>723170663
That goblin women don't wash their hair, i suppose? Imagine how fucking BAD she smells, out there fighting all the time but literally never washing in her entire life
Anonymous No.723170792 [Report] >>723171275
>>723168561
>we have the dwarf, the warrior, the magican, the rogue

why is dwarf a class and not a race?
Anonymous No.723170843 [Report]
>>723170574
>Not every real life frog can morph into the opposite sex, but it is a real phenomenon (although rare).
That only happens when male frogs get chemically castrated and turn female when exposed to some pollutants (herbicides).
Anonymous No.723171275 [Report]
>>723170792
Ask the guys who made the first edition(s) of D&D. Elf was a class too.
Anonymous No.723171561 [Report] >>723171702 >>723171824 >>723171970 >>723172445 >>723181675
>>723168618
people really need to get off streets of rage's nuts. even shinobi wouldn't have sold half as well as it did if it weren't for lizardcube's art being associated with it
picrel is the only worthwhile beltscroller in the past decade, and that's pathetic considering how many steam recommends to me every time i do some shopping
Anonymous No.723171702 [Report] >>723171980
>>723171561
>picrel
It's basically budget SoR4. Also overhyped to hell and back.
Anonymous No.723171739 [Report] >>723171804 >>723172117 >>723173013
>>723170458
Why make them women if you're just going to draw them as men?
Anonymous No.723171784 [Report]
>>723163152 (OP)
game has the stink of tumblr on it so I shant touch it sorry
Anonymous No.723171804 [Report] >>723171932
>>723171739
what men do you know with big ass tiddies like that?
Anonymous No.723171824 [Report]
>>723171561
SoR4 is a legitimately great beat em up
Anonymous No.723171932 [Report] >>723171998
>>723171804
Ah damn you got me, I see now how feminine he is, truly appealing.
Anonymous No.723171970 [Report]
>>723171561
Lmao, you come into every single beat em up thread on /v/ and say "FIGHT N RAGE IS THE BEST GAME OF IT S KIND, EVER"
just make the fucking sequel already, stop shilling your one game
Anonymous No.723171980 [Report] >>723172117
>>723171702
>budget SoR4
sor is bad final fight
guess i expected too much from /v/
Anonymous No.723171998 [Report]
>>723171932
she's basically a black woman, it's inclusive.
Anonymous No.723172117 [Report]
>>723171980
Every SoR from 2 onwards puts Final Fight in the dirt easily.
>>723171739
Why not? They're goblins or orcs or whatever anyway, so it doesn't matter if they're sexy or not.
Anonymous No.723172445 [Report] >>723172531
>>723171561
Game?
Anonymous No.723172531 [Report]
>>723172445
Fight'N'Rage
its a very fun game, but no where near the greatest ever, like the sole dev who keeps posting here claims
Anonymous No.723173013 [Report] >>723174828
>>723171739
That has been the modus operandi for a while now. Haven't you seen it happening? But not even just woke shit. Any story featuring a motivated fighting combat female is basically having her borrow or draw inspiration from a tale that was made for or by a man originally. Yeah, even the based East with their coomerific designs. Still a bunch of girls that, despite their occasionally cutesy girlish mannerisms, are basically acting like boys or men within the context of their story. The west just takes it a step further sometimes, and doesn't even bother to make them look feminine because of their moden political sensibilities.
>oh, but it's not realistic for a woman to dress feminine in a combat situation
Know what else isn't realistic? Women putting themselves in combat situations. They just don't fucking behave that way IRL. So what's the point of that? Well, it's fantasy of course! So why not let it be fucking fantastic? The men and the women should all be as fantastic as they can? How can a man be larger than life fantastic? Muscles! Square jaw! Broad shoulders! For women? Well they should be as beautiful as possible of course! No. Impossibly beautiful! Because that is what fantasy is all about.
>but what if I WANT females to be muscular and basically be men?
Yeah, I know you faggots exist. But understand that you beautiful mice are minorities still. Loud vocal minorities unfortunately. And there is something defective about you. You are probably a little gay. So stand over there with the feminists that also seek to subvert and ruin normal people's fun, and let fantasy be fantastic again.
Anonymous No.723174828 [Report]
>>723173013
>Know what else isn't realistic? Women putting themselves in combat situations. They just don't fucking behave that way IRL.
b-but muh joan of arc............ and that one chink pirate chick...................
Anonymous No.723175412 [Report] >>723175973
>>723163152 (OP)
You can just look at the picture in OP and quickly come to the conclusion that this game is some lib fag's shitty propaganda piece indie game.
Anonymous No.723175973 [Report]
>>723175412
>lib fag's shitty propaganda piece
Not really, actually? Helps that it's actually a decent (albeit flawed) game, too.
Anonymous No.723176014 [Report]
>>723170458
>Damn bro, you're telling me they made the GOBLIN WOMEN UGLY?
Only because they're marxist communists.
Anonymous No.723176226 [Report]
>>723170458
why does the goblin woman look like a fish man with dreadlocks
Anonymous No.723176669 [Report] >>723176829 >>723177749
>>723168618
>Has the same problems that rogue-lites usually have, which is to say that its a 4 hour game
I gotta be honest, I don't really think a beat em up should last longer than 4 hours for a run. I think 2 is already pushing it.
Anonymous No.723176829 [Report] >>723177749
>>723176669
Any arcade game longer than an hour is way too long, and even an hour is pushing it. Like shmups should be 25-30 minutes long ideally, I don't see much reason to drag beatemups out much longer too.
Anonymous No.723177528 [Report]
>>723167593
i got something close to that. I was using the rifle bullet, got the reload and got the magical shells. I would just special+special+reload and repeat and everything around me would die. Even Azra only got 1 hit in because the things autoaim on enemies. Still managed to fuck it up on the real last boss because he doesn't have hitstun though. Whoops.
>>723168392
It really is a shame. Honestly, my biggest problem with the game so far is just the character designs. I actually think Galandra looks fine, but everyone else looks off, even if i ignore the DEI stuff.
Anonymous No.723177749 [Report] >>723177905 >>723177915
>>723176669
>>723176829
My friend was griping about this with Risk of Rain 2. I get it, but sometimes I also do like to melt my brain out on a long run. I'd like to think there's a happy medium with a drop in drop out co-op system, but unfortunately in a rogue-esque game, that probably reduces the stakes quite a bit.
Anonymous No.723177905 [Report]
>>723177749
I mean, RoR2 is nice in that you can either finish a run under an hour, or go on for as long as you can manage (while retaining the option to end the run at any point), so it's quite a bit different in that regard. Plus it's just an entirely different kind of game.
Anonymous No.723177915 [Report] >>723178117
>>723177749
Just as a FYI, i don't think these anons played the game. I beat it with 2 characters today and went coop with a rando just until the last area. Clocked in about 3 hours or so. Granted i have a shit ton of upgrades but the game really isn't that long or hard.
Anonymous No.723177956 [Report]
>>723163152 (OP)
It's decent to play, just very story heavy and obviously the roguelite mechanics are needlessly restrictive.
Anonymous No.723178038 [Report]
>>723163152 (OP)
My friend likes it and considering we both played SoR4 to death I'm going to get it for some online coop later.
Anonymous No.723178097 [Report] >>723178217 >>723178405 >>723178475
>>723168618
You forgot the parry shit shoved down everyone's throat.

I gave up when the game gave me a dashing grab upgrade which completely disables being able to dash into a jab while also giving me a boss completely immune to throws. This is the worst beat em up I've played in the past few years, asked for a refund and booted up some good old games.
Anonymous No.723178117 [Report] >>723178204
>>723177915
>Clocked in about 3 hours or so. Granted i have a shit ton of upgrades but the game really isn't that long or hard.
You're correct that I haven't played it, but that's not going to stop me from thinking =>2 hours is already getting excessive for a start to finish run on a beat em up.
Anonymous No.723178204 [Report]
>>723178117
Anon. I did 2 and 2/3 of a run. It clocked in around 3 hours. I approximate it to 3 hours. Can you guess how long each run was?
Anonymous No.723178217 [Report] >>723179398
>>723178097
Parrying has its place and can be really fun though.
>This is the worst beat em up I've played in the past few years
Clearly you haven't played a lot of them then. I have. There's plenty of much worse picks.
Anonymous No.723178405 [Report] >>723178475
>>723178097
>boss completely immune to throws
that's like, 95% of the bosses.
The run up grab sucks since it takes away options. The only defense i have for it is that it works on the "armored", veteran, or whatever enemies. The ones with a glow around them.
Anonymous No.723178475 [Report] >>723179398
>>723178097
>the game gave me a dashing grab upgrade
The game didn't give you anything, you had to pick it and not whatever the other option was.
>while also giving me a boss completely immune to throws
Game knowledge is crucial in both arcade (or arcade-inspired) games and roguelikes. Also what >>723178405 said
Anonymous No.723179398 [Report] >>723179556 >>723179709
>>723178217
>Parrying has its place and can be really fun
It works on a game like Fight n rage where the chaotic enviroment makes it rather optional instead of the usual simon says garbage we get in every nu action game nowadays. Look at Underking moves, you're not supposed to do anything but parry 90% of them to get some damage in.
>You haven't been eating a lot of shit.
Yeah I haven't, the mediocre ones like TmnT and River city girls are better than this garbage though.

>>723178475
>A shitty move isn't shitty if you don't pick it
Retarded nigger.

>what Anon said
That it sucks because it takes away options, the same complaint I had you dumb faggot.
Anonymous No.723179556 [Report] >>723180279
>>723179398
wait you cant just pick my post to support yours when i also said its good against armored enemies. That move saved me a lot of time and patience since i could just slam dunk the fuckers without baiting for the punish. Just dont pick the thing next time, you fucking moron.
Anonymous No.723179709 [Report] >>723180279
>>723179398
>the mediocre ones like TmnT and River city girls are better than this garbage though
Thanks for confirming you really have no idea what you're talking about.
>It works on a game like Fight n rage
And you're a Fight 'N Rage shill to boot because of course you are.
Anonymous No.723179847 [Report]
>>723166642
>I got triggered by a black woman so I didn't buy it
Okay snowflake lmao
Anonymous No.723180279 [Report] >>723180480
>>723179556
>Don't pick the garbage move with a niche use and it won't be bad
So you're also retarded.

>>723179709
>Thanks for *headcanon*
Yeah enjoy your slop.

>Fight n rage boogeyman
You're wanking off parrytrash, a garbage mechanic that usually warps the entire game design and homogenizes the entire approach around it, Fight n rage just happens to be one of the few games that features it as optional while also having a good payoff on it, I don't really care about how scared you are of some spanish indie game, that's just how things are .
Anonymous No.723180306 [Report] >>723180989 >>723191530
>>723163152 (OP)
I'm not on my main PC right now but I think I have slightly over 15 hours and beat the true final boss a bunch of times along with every other boss and I'm gonna stop playing until a patch. The basic beat 'em up gameplay here is really good and movesets aren't as limited compared to SoR as people would have you believe. But any build that invests into super moves (or whatever they're called) is beyond busted. Get the water mana regen that regens whenever enemies bounce, get something like electric sparks, skeletons or chaos on super, and just spam your super moves on every screen. Last time I beat it the true final boss just melted when I had a bunch of cosmic horrors from chaos cluttering the screen as I spammed all fight. Cider is the most busted here, because she has a perk where she gets mana refunds from mechanical supers that expire or get used. So you just grab the land mines and spam that to win for free. Other than that, the game needs difficulty settings, we need a mania+ mode of some sort.

>>723165326
It's cool though, because it turns out she's evil.

>>723168618
>this game is ugly.
You're probably blind. Graphics are the best part of the game.
Anonymous No.723180480 [Report] >>723180708
>>723180279
If actually thinking about my decisions and comitting to them makes me retarded, i guess i am. Last time i checked that wasnt what the word meant but you seem to be a bit slow so im fine with capitulating to your silly little mind. That means you can reply to me if you feel like it because iam not giving you a single reply more, get your dopamine hit somewhere else.
Anonymous No.723180558 [Report]
>>723164329
Anonymous No.723180708 [Report]
>>723180480
>If actually thinking about my decision
You pick up good moves and avoid the trash ones genius, you avoiding the garbage ones do not make them not garbage which is why your retarded retort so far is, well, retarded.

>I give up
Concession accepted,
Anonymous No.723180797 [Report]
>>723163152 (OP)
sounds cool conceptually, visually it's putrid dogshit so i shant
Anonymous No.723180924 [Report] >>723180989 >>723181004
>>723165187
I didn't even see this post, but as I said:

>>723165187
She's evil, what do you mean "WHITE MAN BAD"? Main villain was 100% in the right to regulate magic, and black lady sacrifices the lives of innocents to guarantee your roguelike respawning mechanics. It's just that the main villain is authoritarian and being corrupted by the lovecraftian monstrosity that the witches themselves summoned (the reason you need regulation), otherwise he would be the good guy here.
Anonymous No.723180989 [Report]
>>723180924
second quote was supposed to be:
>>723180306
Anonymous No.723181004 [Report] >>723181147
>>723180924
Considering he is not the actual big bad i really do hope he gets to be playable down the line. Like Shiva in SOR4.
Anonymous No.723181147 [Report] >>723181408
>>723181004
The whole mechanic where he slowly starts using the same magic boons you have, along with him also having a mana bar like you, made me think I was gonna unlock him after the fight. I was disappointed.
Anonymous No.723181179 [Report] >>723181327 >>723181489 >>723181845 >>723186618
Wtf is wrong with people are they so easy pleased or simpy retarded ?
I hate the character and art style but everyone is glazing combat saying it's ''the most deep beat em up combat ever'' or ''it's best beat em up ever'' so i think to myself fuck it let's try the demo, and while the combat is good it's no way near as revolutionary as people say hell there is lot's of beatem ups with better combat, is it just rouge elements ? they got ''your enemy burns after getting hit with normal combo'' and shit themselves ?
Anonymous No.723181264 [Report]
>>723168561
The characters are just ugly regardless of polshit. The game is full of several giantess NPCs of different races who would all be cool playable characters despite being women or sometimes non-white.
There isn't even a big body character to speak of.
Anonymous No.723181327 [Report]
>>723181179
Popular criticism is difficulty-driven. Absolum makes it brainless to score huge combos, so it's 'good design'.
Anonymous No.723181408 [Report] >>723181731
>>723181147
i really just went "oh sHIT" because i was scared hed have a second phase where he would steal my rituals and use them against me. I am pretty sure they can put him in there even with lore constraints since he would obviously also not want the godling thing to destroy everything + Uchawi doesnt actually hate him, judging how she speaks to him + he invented time magic. Time shenanigans. I really do hope he gets added. Fucker looks way too cool.
Anonymous No.723181489 [Report]
>>723181179
i never said it has the deepest combat ever. I just enjoy playing it. It's FUN
Anonymous No.723181675 [Report]
>>723171561
This looks live vomit and plays so-so.
Anonymous No.723181690 [Report] >>723190421
>>723169171
you're fucking retarded and/or need to get your eyes checked. I have no doubt you like AIslop as well
Anonymous No.723181731 [Report] >>723182153
>>723181408
Compared to the lame SoR4 final bosses I was impressed with how cool and cinematic the 2 fights were. But mechanically as I said before most times I get there is by spamming so many supers that I even skip phases as he just gets juggled forever. A shame because I love when bosses start using player mechanics.
Anonymous No.723181845 [Report]
>>723181179
Read the thread, beat em ups are hard and require a certain degree of mastery over your moveset and enemy behavior and placement. Aboslum just trivializes all of these aspects with global defensive options, the illusion of choice(as if you won't pick the same broken options over and over) and it allows them to "get good" by having permanent upgrades unlocked to them after failing over and over which is less offensive than being offered to play on easy mode.
Anonymous No.723182058 [Report] >>723182262 >>723190727
>>723168618
>Whereas dragon's crown was beautiful
tasteless coombrain spotted
Anonymous No.723182153 [Report] >>723182404
>>723181731
So far i only had two runs where i could win just by spamming supers. Generally i just incorporate them into combos since they wouldnt be able to carry me far with the build. I really do hope they still patch some stuff, regardless. Like, i had only 1 time where a boss spawned as a stronger version. The goblin champion spawned red, claiming to be the ogs son, and spawned mobs through the ripples. I hope they put stuff like this to be more frequent. This and bosses that are unlockable through Cider and Brome.
Anonymous No.723182191 [Report]
>>723168665
you're not a pedophile, Schrier is retarded. you just like malformed disproportioned women that look like caricatures of sexy women, because normal proportioned women no longer do it for you thanks to all the semen your brain is soaked in
Anonymous No.723182262 [Report]
>>723182058
DC really was pretty. Everyone always focuses on the sorceress tits, but characters like wizard are pretty, just like Griffith is pretty. Theres even detail like how dwarfs veins keep bulging if you pay attention. Its a good game.
Anonymous No.723182404 [Report] >>723182651
>>723182153
>So far i only had two runs where i could win just by spamming supers.
Whenever I don't get one of those it's a fun game. But the water bounce thing, Cider's refund and the dwarf's reload all break the game too much especially if you get chaos. The mana ring you can buy is really good too if you buy a bunch but not broken. I'm speaking from having everything unlocked by the way, nothing is too strong at the beginning when you're not dealing as much damage and die faster.
Anonymous No.723182578 [Report] >>723182734 >>723182783
Easy work for me and The Dog Squad.
Anonymous No.723182651 [Report]
>>723182404
Yeah i understand. So far i think i would give it a 4/5 but if they manage to balance these things it could be one of my favorite beat em ups. Also a "pure" mode wouldnt hurt. A mode where you get to configure how you want your moveset to be/if you want it to be unlocked after bosses, and choosing if rituals and itens stay on or off really wouldnt hurt. I dont even think it would be that hard to implement, just change some values, but its whatever.
Anonymous No.723182734 [Report] >>723183010
>>723182578
i had a fucking chicken as a companion and she just wouldnt take damage. Dont even know how i got it but i think it was on the swamp
Anonymous No.723182783 [Report]
>>723182578
I once got there with the dog squad, the bandit queen, a skeleton helper, and was summoning more skeletons too. Bullshit that the next boss instant kills all of them. I wanna try bringing a mount to see if it dies too.
Anonymous No.723183010 [Report]
>>723182734
i know for a fact the chicken lived till the Azra fight, but i can't remember if he survived the instadeath attack. Forgot to take a print. Hopefully i'll see it again.
Anonymous No.723185003 [Report] >>723186698 >>723190019
>>723163152 (OP)
Thank god for this thread. Saved me the trouble of playing this garbage. Especially >>723168561

You resetrannies might think "he wasn't gonna play it anyways" rest assured I was.
Anonymous No.723185484 [Report] >>723185580 >>723188002
So due to a single sentence from the dev, the game will be impossible to discuss on /v/. Also 2 days after the release there already is a dedicated schizo shitting up a shitty thread even more. Jesus fucking christ.
Anonymous No.723185580 [Report]
>>723185484
The game is funded by the EU and has weird characters. I dont think its because anything that the dev said, and i dont think its one guy. Anons are like that.
Anonymous No.723186618 [Report] >>723187871
>>723181179
You're mistaken thinking people are acting in good faith. Anyone making any positive comment about it is purely because of politics, anything they say is a lie.
Anonymous No.723186698 [Report]
>>723185003
Thank you for being smart. I hope no one gets taken in by the shill.
Anonymous No.723187871 [Report]
>>723186618
*any negative comment about it
Anonymous No.723188002 [Report] >>723190019
>>723185484
>So due to a single sentence from the dev, the game will be impossible to discuss on /v/

Good. Reward my enemies with a sale and never be allowed to talk about your garbage sjw shit in my face ever again. maybe try Resetera where you can discuss the pregnant negress lore to your heart's content.
Anonymous No.723188635 [Report]
>>723163152 (OP)
It's like 6-8 hours to 100% solo.
Anonymous No.723190019 [Report]
>>723188002
>>723185003
I'm sure the devs are crushed a few chuds won't pirate their game anymore...
Anonymous No.723190421 [Report]
>>723181690
>being able to identify wokeslop means you like AIslop
and you had the auticity to call me a retard? You silly little bitch, you. That's the dumbest thing I have heard in a while. I would accuse you of liking wokeslop, but clearly there is no need, since you are running defense for it.
Anonymous No.723190727 [Report]
>>723182058
Tasteless faggot detected. Vanillaware would still be top tier in art direction if you graded them on nothing but in-game food. I sincerely can't think of a modern 2d game that matches Dragon's Crown in terms of artistic quality, and that is without even considering the sexual aspect.
Anonymous No.723191530 [Report]
>>723180306
This.
I'll add that the parry, or counter mechanic is great (especially on bosses).
Runs have differents path ( a la Dead Cells), with quests or events.
"Rituals" (the roguelike part) can add some depth (from just a DOT to a complete "throw enemies on each other for fun" build).
I prefered playing it couch coop style rather than solo.

The "woke elements" are too obnoxious at the beginning of the game, but after that it's fine. Although it would have been way better without.

All in all, it's pretty good, try the demo, it's like 1-2 hours of the whole game, so you can get a pretty solid idea.
Anonymous No.723194154 [Report]
Don't believe any of the shill posts for this shitty EU sponsored political propaganda.
Anonymous No.723194834 [Report]
Beat it the other day. Of course it unlocked a mode where you need to beat it again but with extra conditions to get the really real final boss because all roguelikes are good for is telling you to start over from scratch.

Combat is fun once you get a build going. Either you steamroll everything or you get locked in bullshit. No middle ground. Beat the sun king by keeping him juggled

>special attack spawns skeleton
>skeleton spawns with fire ring
>fire ring explodes on timeout
>light attacks build shield
>shield break = counter attack and skeleton spawn
>heavy attack charges static, unlock the sword chick's spinning air heavy to get a full shock for one attack
>basically constantly generating hurt boxes, one launch keeps a boss airborne in bullshit

But at the same time I've been pingponged between enemies and watched my health melt.

I wish there were ways to skip parts of the map cause starting a new run is pretty excruciating. When a run lasts an hour and you wipe, you don't want to play anymore.