We need to talk about Resident Evil Village.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:14:10 PM
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>>723180857
>>723177469 (OP)
It was way too short and didn't have enough enemy variety.
>introduce the last tier of weapons
>there's like 10 enemies left to use them on
>can't even fully upgrade them before running out of things to shoot
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:24:36 PM
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>ywn have your blood drank by Lady Dimitrescu
>ywn hold hands with Lady Dimitrescu as she drinks your blood like a fine wine
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:25:31 PM
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>>723180936
>RE is one of the biggest horror franchises on Earth
>None of the games are actually set on Halloween night
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:27:12 PM
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Why is there so little good porn of Bela, Cassandra, and Daniela? Most of it gives them pristine plastic Barbie doll bodies which look ridiculous with their faces covered in blood
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:31:24 PM
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>>723177469 (OP)
no we don't, but Bela is the cutest
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:35:12 PM
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>>723177469 (OP)
It had nice scenery but first-person gameplay is always annoying to me.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:37:14 PM
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I played it for the first time recently and liked it, in fact I liked it enough that I immediately did Hard and Village of Shadows mode playthroughs right after.
Was confused by the fact they made Dimitrescu a Mr. X type wandering enemy but only for like maybe 30 minutes at most even on a normal playthrough. By the time you unlock her you only need to get the four masks, one of which you already know the location of and two of which are basically down the same path. And one of THOSE two, you're on the roof where she can't show up anyway.
Otherwise I thought it was pretty cool. They managed to make me care about Ethan in the end and the way it connects to the prior lore is neat.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:41:39 PM
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>>723178527
Can she beat miranda at arm wrestling?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:44:25 PM
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>>723178984
She could casually put on her shoulders & eat her out
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:48:45 PM
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>ethan's game
>gets put on the cover anyway
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:51:23 PM
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>>723177469 (OP)
Good game, but relapsed a bit too much into action horror and kind of blew its load early both in terms of area design/puzzles and in killing off the stupidly hot giantess lady.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:51:41 PM
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>best part of the game (dimitrescu) is like 30 minutes or some shit
glad I checked out of RE as a franchise after 2make
goddamn I miss old RE. glad there's still some indie devs that have been aping the gameplay/aesthetics though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:56:32 PM
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>>723177950
it's because is meant to use in newgame+ Village of Shadows
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:57:33 PM
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>>723178743
Halloween is supernatural bullshit, RE is biotec bullshit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:00:18 PM
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>>723177469 (OP)
It's ok. I wish it was more horror though. It ended up action slop. RE7 was also good until you leave the baker house and fuck around on a ship for half the game.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:00:36 PM
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>>723177469 (OP)
It turned to shit after you kill the hit vampire lady.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:17:02 PM
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The Dimitrescu castle should have been over half the game like the RPD in RE2. So many sections you passed through once with no actual reason to revisit, just wasteful.
