Thread 723359956

Funny thing is, if Tomb Raider came out today and Lara had her original "arrogant Brit aristocrat" personality you guys would be calling her girlboss and woke

>>723359956 (OP)
Not if she had boobs like that and stole from natives

>you guys would be calling her girlboss and woke
Not if she's hot

>>723359956 (OP)
She was never presented as being above (or below) men

>>723359956 (OP)
This is woke

This is not woke

This is woke

>>723361149
Oh my god

This is also not woke

>>723359956 (OP)
I look like this

Now based on what we have learned... is this woke or not woke?

>>723359956 (OP)
Unfortunately that's the natural end result of making everything political.

We wouldn't care because at least the games are good.

>>723359956 (OP)
>uh, actually!!!
Do you ever get tired of this shit you fucking loser
Just make a fucking Tomb Raider thread, but no, you have to shitpost, you HAVE to be a faggot

It's embarrassing

"Arrogant Brit aristocrat" isn't a bad character of itself, the content is fine. The biggest difference is the incompetent devs and writers.

Where are the puzzles? The acrobatics, the one-liners, the mystery, the exploration, the confident main character? I don't fucking need a "realistic" Lara Croft who kills hoards of mercenaries in between bouts of weeping and moping.

>>723359956 (OP)
I bet (you) thought (you) were being clever when (you) made this thread huh?

>>723359956 (OP)
Sure...

>>723359956 (OP)
No one cares if she is hot. Holy fuck you people are so fucking dumb man. Part of the leftist religion is uplifting ugliness to equal status as what is beautiful. You dont get it and when this is pointed out you just move the goalpost to
>UHHH ACTUALLY YOU CANT DEFINE WOKE SO IT DOESNT EXIST
or some horseshit like this. If shes hot people wont care, but she ccant be hot if its a woke game and they have mathematical measurements for how much beauty a woman can have distributed on her body like if shes showing legs she cant show tits, if shes showing midriff she cant be busty, etc etc so even when modern Lara has "her iconic outfit" shes totallly flat chested.
You can remake the original games and not change Lara in them because its a faithful recreation but you cant make a new modern game where she is hot, busty, and in the old outfits. If they did that then no, people would not say its woke. Fucking dipshit.

>>723359956 (OP)
Not if they keep her sexy

>>723359956 (OP)
Hot people can be arrogant and people will still like them

>>723361047
>evil villains are zoomer mutts
>white baddy from previous game is redeemed
Anti-woke

Is she a girlboss and woke?

Her games need corrective rape scenes for all the snobbery and stealing she does, then it would all be good

>>723359956 (OP)
That's retarded, "badass" women have always been a thing, the difference is that they were made to appeal to men instead of shame them and make them drab, ugly, plain, etc.

>>723361624
>a "realistic" Lara Croft who kills hoards of mercenaries in between bouts of weeping and moping.
hot

Nope.
Retard.

>>723359956 (OP)
She was hot, so no.

Is there a word for the specific social autism militant leftists have that makes them blind to their own social conditioning?
Like people with autism don't know when they're making other people uncomfortable/acting in a way that violates social norms, and act hurt when you point it out, then go online and deny they're the problem. Leftists try to do this same thing where they feed you this calarts/anti-white/nu-communists drivel, and then deny they're doing it when normal people point out their actions/beliefs are incredibly trite. Mirror image of the neonazis who walk into a discussion turn it into a /pol/ hangout.

>no U normies are the problem my fanfic is the exact same as (well loved franchise written by people whose art isn't performative journalist-bait)

>>723369408
Don't call as autism what is called being up their own asses and doubling down instead of being self-responsible or admitting wrongs.

>>723359956 (OP)
>if Tomb Raider came out today and Lara had her original "arrogant Brit aristocrat" personality you guys would be calling her girlboss and woke
The remakes already came out and nobody called her girlboss and woke. What you don't understand about the "girlboss" designation is that it's instinctual, the same way a woman instantly knows a man is desperate and low value. You can keep trying to shove low value woman behavior/sexually insecure women/ugly women/feministas down dude's throats and they will keep rejecting them because it is effortless, you're just instinctually disgusted by them and avoid them altogether irl and to do that in video games is even easier because these types of videogames have the added tax of 70$ to see what you already run away from irl.