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Anonymous No.723415669 [Report] >>723415739 >>723415796 >>723415930 >>723415987 >>723416027 >>723416915 >>723417148 >>723417372 >>723417712
>was meant to be the next big thing
>first new Bethesda IP in 25 years, a game Todd Howard had envisioned and wished to make for more than a decade
>comes out
>unites old school TES fans, new TES fans, old school Fallout fans and new Fallout fans in that quite literally nobody likes it
>forgettable world, forgettable artstyle, forgettable plot, forgettable soundtrack, forgettable factions, forgettable characters
>was artificially designed to be played for a decade trying to chase after Skyrim's popularity, is instead forgotten about two weeks after release
>most memorable part of the entire experience is a fat bald man screaming about gender pronouns on camera
>even modders turn their backs on it
>one year goes by, first expansion comes out, nobody plays it and it barely affects Steam charts for the game
>second expansion still needs to come out, everybody has forgotten it even exists
>only reason the game might be played in the future is to transform it into a Star Wars or Mass Effect total conversion experience
Behold: Bethesda's biggest game yet. Sixteen times the details. You see that empty procgen planet? You can loading screen your way there. Kneel.
Anonymous No.723415739 [Report] >>723416065 >>723417413
>>723415669 (OP)
I like starfield and think it's a great game
Anonymous No.723415796 [Report]
>>723415669 (OP)
you are not wrong, and yet i still enjoyed it.
Anonymous No.723415818 [Report] >>723415893 >>723416126
I'm waiting for the sex mods before playing it.
Anonymous No.723415893 [Report]
>>723415818
my laptop is too shitty to run it heavily modded or i would have had a lot more hours in it by now
Anonymous No.723415930 [Report]
>>723415669 (OP)
I'm not reading all that nonsense.
Anonymous No.723415987 [Report]
>>723415669 (OP)
My rule of thumb in life is any media with a wall of 10/10 BEST EVER hype as its main advertising/selling point is most likely over hyped shit that can be safely ignored. Fuck critics, they aren't on the consumers side.
Anonymous No.723416027 [Report] >>723416163
>>723415669 (OP)
it was beaten by the better game
Anonymous No.723416065 [Report] >>723417413
>>723415739
FPBP. It's funny that Starfield made OP seethe so hard that he writes a wall of text two years after the game's release.
Anonymous No.723416126 [Report]
>>723415818
There's already 3 of them (Gergal Ebanex, SnuSnuField and NAF Seduce), but because NAF hasn't been updated yet, you have to downgrade to the 1.14.74 version of Starfield to use them
Anonymous No.723416163 [Report] >>723416582
>>723416027
>Armored flop 6
LMAOOO
Anonymous No.723416582 [Report]
>>723416163
>refundfield
lmao
Anonymous No.723416732 [Report]
Anonymous No.723416884 [Report]
>release a shit game
>the game is shit
fuck YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous No.723416902 [Report] >>723417093
Anonymous No.723416915 [Report]
>>723415669 (OP)
>those reviews
lmao
Anonymous No.723417093 [Report]
>>723416902
>b-but we have one trillion quadrillion bazillion planets
>please buy gaem
>it just woksrs
Anonymous No.723417148 [Report]
>>723415669 (OP)
it's scope wasn't even that large, they should have just made a decent railroaded single player experience with optional missions and replayability through its gimmick instead of skyrim in space
Anonymous No.723417256 [Report]
>74 years in the making
>43 quintillion intern hired to the marketing team
>80 thousand man hours form each individual per week
>still a flop
Todd is weak.
Anonymous No.723417372 [Report]
>>723415669 (OP)
This shit was a prime example of how people could try it on game pass, realize it was shit, and be glad they hadn't actually wasted money buying a full price game.
Anonymous No.723417413 [Report]
>>723415739
t. Todd

>>723416065
t. Emil
Anonymous No.723417485 [Report]
>procedurally generated
>more settlement crafting
>starborn
It's actually kind of impressive how brazen bethesda creative and artist team is, relying on an audience they assumed would just eat it up no questions asked.
Anonymous No.723417580 [Report] >>723417893
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Anonymous No.723417712 [Report] >>723417882
>>723415669 (OP)
>Take Sleeping Dogs
>Add better gun and vehicle handling
>Add flying vehicles
>Rip off Cowboy Bebop setting
>Have a few zones to explore, scattered throughout the Solar System

I bet you would buy that, you fucking uncultured swine that can't appreciate the great work of our Lord and Savior Todd. You make me sick
Anonymous No.723417882 [Report] >>723418207
>>723417712
But where are the improved stat sheets and behind the scenes numbers dictating my any and all of my character's inputs skill based actions? Like the KCD games?
Anonymous No.723417893 [Report]
>>723417580
But big hole, so cool...
Anonymous No.723418103 [Report] >>723419290
in all honesty how is todd sitll allowed to operate after this? surely elder scrolls 6 will be the final nail in the coffin, right?
Anonymous No.723418207 [Report]
>>723417882
I bet you would like stats to increase your health, have better aim, run faster and hit harder, among many other things. Surely you would like to unlock new hand to hand combat moves, either through stats or a gym, too. You make sick, you fucking creep
Anonymous No.723419290 [Report]
>>723418103
BioWare should've died after DA2, Andromeda, Anthem and Veilguard yet here we are