Shut the fuck up, the Breencast is on.
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 4:05:58 AM
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>>723451379
aieee zoomer sama cover your eyes there is a real corpse on screen! how could gabe do this?
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 4:30:19 AM
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>>723446530
>>723443009 (OP)
Throwing TVs out the window in the beginning of HL2 is so fucking funny
It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a collaborator, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of collaboration? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to collaborate is simply a refusal to grow--an insistence on suicide, if you will.
Did the lungfish refuse to breathe air? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance. Would we model ourselves on the trilobite? Are all the accomplishments of humanity fated to be nothing more than a layer of broken plastic shards thinly strewn across a fossil bed, sandwiched between the Burgess shale and an eon's worth of mud?
In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for mother's milk, when our true sustenance awaits us among the stars. And only the universal union that small minds call 'The Combine' can carry us there.
Therefore I say, yes, I am a collaborator. We must all collaborate, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of unification. And reap we shall.
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 4:36:37 AM
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wtf how did you get a picture of my dad?
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 4:42:16 AM
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>>723445078
tfw I accidentally the whole earth
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 5:07:48 AM
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>>723445078
Fancy fucking words for selling out the human race to ayys. Grubbification is too good for his ass.
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 5:31:07 AM
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>>723450663
>>723445078
>mother's milk
Okay genuinely what the absolute FUCK did he mean by this?
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 5:33:23 AM
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>>723443009 (OP)
>those textures
still remember when i thought it looked amazing and it run at 15 fps
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 5:34:24 AM
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>>723450497
>>723445078
why is he trying to convince them when he have god like powers, cant he just fill the water with scifi drugs to make them like him???
i know the story was made up
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 6:23:06 AM
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>>723448215
Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget. I don't even remember how I got here.
