Thread 723509007

Rockstar Games even thought about smudges and fingerprints on the pole dance bars in GTA 6.
Just goat things

Kisame, we're not buying

Don't care, niggaaaaaaaaaaa

Did they think about making their strippers attractive?

>>723509007 (OP)
>Just goat things
weird way to say "just cattle things"
enjoy your goychow

>>723509007 (OP)
A dev had to put down his dog because he had to stay at the office day on end to code this and didn't have to time to feed it.

>>723509007 (OP)
ugly

>>723509080
lol

>>723509212
Im glad

>>723509007 (OP)
i hate when im getting a pole dance in a video game and the lack of fingerprint smudges really just takes me out of it

How does this affect the gameplay?

Someone is going to say this is a waste of time and because nobody cares or will notice but in 5-8 hours some youtuber will make a video of ''insane details you missed'', hit 10 million views which results in 10 million more sales. Infinite marketing.

>>723509136
They're trying to be realistic

>>723509559
it makes my gameplay more immersive u pixel 2D niche loving faggot

>pre 2015 /v/ loved any attention to detail, multiple TECHNOLOGY threads a day
>post 2015 /v/ hates any graphic update and considers it wasted time
Hmmm

>>723510163
Tendies and PC fags
Or Cybertranny lovers who are jealous of Rockstar
Or contrarian faggots who hate games that are popular/high quality
Brainrot
etc.

>>723510163
>Raising your expectations beyond goyslop with graphics.... LE BAD!!!!!!!!!!

>>723509559
Noticing and appreciating small things can enhance your overall experience. If it makes you smile, laugh, or say ''hey thats cool'', it was worth doing. It makes game less forgettable. Details matter.

>>723510382
What are these "expectations" you're talking about?

>>723510163
>>723510302

only xitter indian street shitters care about shit like this

you got this from xitter

>>723509007 (OP)
i wish it would flop but it never will
they could set the price at $100 and it'd still be a massive success because all the normies will buy it and any day 1 dlc or season pass it may have

>>723510723
You will buy it too.

>>723510605
I gotit from reddit actually
Indians cant afford anything close to GTA.
Indians play indieslop

>>723510723
>hurrr durr normies will buy ummm
99.99% of gamers have played or heard about GTA. It's one of the biggest franchises in gaming, and for a good reason too.
Fuck your niche garbage, stay jelous cucky

>>723510947

indians are obsessed with gta because it allows them to live their vain materialistic consoomer fantasies through a video game

it's peak shitskin vidya

>>723510605
Indians only care about AI. They're clothing up the Kojima threads at the moment.

>>723511169
GTA games are a white men's game and everyone who isn't a retarded zoomfag knows this.

>>723509207
Thanks, I certainly will. 2026 is gonna be the happiest I've been since 2018 (Since RD2 release). Cheers.

>>723511302
>GTA games are a white men's game and everyone who isn't a retarded zoomfag knows this.
GPT bot or pajeet poo skin?

>>723510163
Little details are great but I can safely bet my life savings on them fucking up on major things like an actual fun story or optimization.

>>723511413
kys lmao. VI will be all over your favorite board soon, enjoy

>>723511427
>optimization
Never been an issue in a Rockstar game
>fun story
Never been an issue in a Rockstar game
case closed

>>723509007 (OP)
Man who discovers videogames for the first time finds out what a texture is. More at 11.

>>723509007 (OP)
Nigga why should I pay $60 to look at a dirty pole, I can take a bus if I want to see one, I even get to lick it

>>723511865
>$60

>>723511865
>$60

Can't wait for this slop to be released so everyone can shut the fuck about it 3 months after.

Are you ready for a repeat of GTAV and RDR2 where the actual SP campaign is a boring script driven piece of shit where the freedom of the series is gone??? OH BOY, FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS TO A T.

>>723510524
100% agree. But the game has to be good. A mediocre game with a bunch of small details just makes you wonder why they wasted all that time. So we'll need to see if it's good.

>>723509007 (OP)
Regardless, OP buy an ad.

>>723512192
>He doesn't like 5 hour tutorials
WOW!!!

>>723509136
Strippers aren't attractive. That's why they're strippers.

>>723509007 (OP)
>Rockstar Games even thought about smudges and fingerprints on the pole dance bars
but not about better gameplay
missions that dont suck ass
or strippers that are actually hot (its Florida, theyre way hotter IRL there)

>>723511540

This jeet is seething

Curse Vishnu right fuckin now

>>723512359
Is this an Amerimutt thing?

That'll be 500gb golem

>>723510524
True, but that's only IF the gameplay is great. Unfortunately janky TPS with awful physics is the opposite of great. They can put in as much shiny shit as they want, the actual gameplay is just plain awful and the single player(where all this DETAIL will be) will be chock full of some of the most obnoxious handholding this side of Dora the Explorer.

>>723512091
Actual mature take from someone who is a hater
Respect

>>723512234
>A mediocre game
>Rockstar
lol.

>>723514407
>awful physics
Name an open world game with better physics than in RAGE engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2S418T-dX8

>>723514803
>he says as the thumbnail shows an arm clipping through the fence
>THEY THOUGHT ABOUT FINGERPRINTS
>huh? basic interactions with geometry? That's too hard to implement.

>>723514945
Anon it's getting better and better, that clip is from a 2008 game

>>723515058
>Anon it's getting better and better
If that's the case then why did you post something from 2008? Is it because it's the same generic ragdoll physics and awful jank TPS gameplay with a shinier coat of paint?

>>723514803
RF: Guerilla
Sit down.

>>723509007 (OP)
Yeah but if you trace those fingerprints who do they lead to? The pedophile founders of rockstar!

>>723515195
It's far from generic
You can't name game like that with anything close to that physics engine

all that detail for the gameplay to be the most basic bitch shit you can imagine.

RDR2 had the same problem. Ooooohhh look at all the details, when every mission is an unskippable dialogue on a horse with some other person, followed by getting to the place, a gunfight ensues, you shoot a bunch of guys in the head with deadeye since shooting them anywhere else is pointless and then you get on the horse and ride away and then the mission ends. This is no shit like 75% of the missions, and just swap the horse with a wagon for the other ones.
God it was so tiresome, especially since they did those "gold medals" where you just have to speedrun each mission with the slow as molasses gameplay.

>muh ultra ebin jpeg
make a better ad, lil gup

>>723515219
>le buildings falling down
Ragdoll is still unmatched (core gameplay mechanic)

>>723515504
>every mission is an unskippable dialogue
You never played the game

>>723509007 (OP)
>thought
>none of them are in any realistic location just randomly plastered around to make idiots think that they can think
This is literally worse than having one tile in the wrong place, fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself.

>>723512668
The only reason you'd think strippers would be attractive is because most of the women in your shithole country are prostitutes, thirdie.

>>723511169
indian gta actually looks interesting. could be a fun setting for shenanigans

>>723517703
>buildings falling down
AND
>ragdoll
PLUS
>attaching turrets to helicopters, tanks and motorbikes
>NPCs that can sing along with you
Step aside AAAAA losers the true king is ascending to take his throne at 10fps

>>723509007 (OP)
use case?

>>723518672
Anon you have to understand that Rockstar fanboys and shills are fucking retarded. They were losing their shit over a particle effect with collisions.

>>723510163
>gameplay and physics have regressed in the name of "realism"
>tedium and railroading increased because centerpiece story beats and narrative.
>Ultimately pointless because they are going to funnel suckers to MMO+MTXworld
>One game every decade drug out like GTAV instead of other small game because AAAA Games forever
sheep like you need to be culled

>>723511371
Oh no, it's buckbroken..

>>723509007 (OP)
buy an ad

>>723519620
It's free

>>723518621
brainrotted garbage

>>723520016
>t.rockstar of david shill

>>723520106
I'm a proud shill

>>723510163
That's not "technology", it's just a texture.
About 20 years ago, people started putting multiple textures on the same surface to create these kinds of effects.
GTA V itself has several examples of "technology" that are much better than a fucking fingerprint texture on a surface.

>>723509007 (OP)
Every strip club I've ever been to the strippers wipe the pole off between sets, it shouldn't be that dirty

>>723511540
>jeet reveals his true nature
JEETY SOOR DU NUT RIDIMFULL!

>>723509007 (OP)
>all these stupid details
I'm not paying for this trash. I want a game, not a photorealistic simulator.

>>723509007 (OP)
everytime ive been to the peelers the girls always wipe the pole down before and after they start dancing. are the clubs in murrica that dirty?

>>723509007 (OP)
>Rockstar Games even thought about smudges and fingerprints on the pole dance bars in GTA 6.
Okay, but how will I have more fun with this?

>>723509559
It makes the game run worse and take 9001 gorillion bytes.

>>723509007 (OP)
Damn that chick is ugly

tendies seething kek

>>723511865
>$60

Realistic Ragdoll feels like lost technology on every game except those ones that Rockstar makes.
How come every modern game aims to push for realism with Ray Tracing, yet no game has even come close to offer the level of ragdoll physics that Grand Theft Auto IV had in 2008.

>>723509007 (OP)
>realistic trans stripper dick physics and clothing bulge

>>723509007 (OP)
What PS2 game is this?

>>723509007 (OP)
why does rockstar make people seethe so much?
i saw this on social media and every single post is a tranny complaining about how this is evil to make a good looking game or someone saying UHH KOJIMA HAD DETAILS BACK ON THE PS2 STOP TALKING ABOUT ROCKSTAR

you know damn well if someone was complementing a small detail in Cyberpunk everyone would love it b

>>723528228
Because they're a washed up company that always made very mediocre but good looking (for their time) games, after GTA:SA. They're not Blizzard levels of "shitting on your nostalgia" but they're trying their hardest with GTA Online

>>723529226
i disagree. gta 4, gta 5 and rdr2 were all very well received games with a lot of love put into them, as time goes by a bunch of people do the "i dont want to play with you anymore" meme and think hating on it makes them seem mature.
then they will enjoy other games with as much or less depth as rockstar games but its cool because theyre not the best selling games of all time.
we used to call you people hipsters

>>723528228
>why does rockstar make people seethe so much?
4contrarianism

>>723509007 (OP)
Cool
But is the game gonna be fun?