Thread 723590642

>NOOOOOO THE STEAM DECK DOESN'T PLAY AAA SLOP, LITERALLY USELESS
nigga im playing Halo Reach in bed at 60fps, you can't do that on the shitch 2, why you gon fuckin play Monster Hunter Wilds when you have the whole of gaming history in bed

are you arguing with someone in your head?

>>723590712
>NOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU POSTING BLATANT BAIT
nigga im trying to talk about video games on /v/ but all these gachamofos and poketroons fuckin up on my board
>>723590779
>not even a single mention of nintendo
Are tendie niggas really that mindbroken from Yuzu on Steam Deck reveal?

>>723590949
>NOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU POSTING BLATANT BAIT
i didn't say that, i asked if you're arguing with someone in your head

also what does this have to do with nintendo

>>723590642 (OP)
Great. Now play Halo 2 Anniversary on the deck, specifically the level Regret, without it stuttering and if you can, tell me exactly which proton version you are using.

>>723591160
>in your head
No I'm making an obvious strawman in order to grab attention of other people.
>nintendo
Picrel >>723590779 is some schizo's boogeyman named Eric or something

>>723591341
what does that mean

>>723590642 (OP)
I'd pick up a Rog Xbox Ally X instead of using inferior hardware like the steam dork

>>723590642 (OP)
The deck has virtually no marketing and a ton of people who feel threatened by it for retarded reasons fud against it. Just play what you like, it can play damn near everything, especially now with lossless, or at the very worst, streaming from you desktop.

>>723590712
Yes and he's "winning" this argument against his imaginary opponent by playing a 15 year old AAA game LMAO

>>723591548
not all of us are brown turd worlders who can't spell or buy more expensive things...

here's my dick and here's my deck
>JANNY STOP BANNING ME IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A DICK IS A DUDE HOLDING A BABY
>YOU'VE BANNED TWICE FOR NOTHING
>NOTHING

>>723590642 (OP)
NO
You don't get it.
I need to play those recent AAA games, like uh... all those good... games...

I don't CARE if they're all shit. I don't CARE if my device has worse ergonomics. Having a newer, more expensive chip inside matters more than anything. How else am I supposed to larp about playing games online?

>>723591309
It's not that bad.

>>723592096
>Jannies have never seen a baby
Lol

>>723592159
It stutters hard (framerate, sound unaffected) when I first load in (like around the time the bugs spawn).

>>723592096
why is your arm niggerfied

>>723590642 (OP)
I'm playing NES games and I'm surprised that Ninja Gaiden seems actually fun? I just assumed it was peak unfair difficulty slop but it controls well and Ryu has a shit ton of hp.

>>723592680
>stutters hard
>goes from 60 to 55fps for few seconds
Your problem is using the dogshit remaster graphics.

>>723590642 (OP)
>you can't do that on the shitch 2
Give it a couple years

>>723590642 (OP)
Congratulation on playing a 15 year old game that any laptop with a dedicated gpu made in the last 7 year can play.

>>723592935
>buys a $400 handheld just to play NES games
Average Steamie

>>723593075
I know right. He doesn't know about modded ds/3ds/psp or cheap $70 Chinese handhelds.

>>723593075
>stones in glass houses

>>723590642 (OP)
>Gaylo Reach Around
At least play a good Halo game

I want to buy an 'eck, should I buy an Oled one or wait for a possible next version?

>>723591916
Can you try that again, poojeet? Or do you not know what FUD is?

>>723590712
D-do people really not? is it just a empty silence in other people's head? No contemplation?

>>723594686
everyone knows what your shit ack-ronym tranagrams are, you're not smart...

>>723590949
>not even a single mention of nintendo
>you can't do that on the shitch 2
Dick warmer users can't spenda single hour without thinking of nintendo

>>723592680
It works on his machine anon

>>723592096
>they deleted it
JANNIES YOU MORONS

>>723595180
hehe

>>723594828
it's one thing to argue with someone in your head, every good person should
it's another thing to do it publicly on 4chan

>>723594452
Honestly, the deck is already outdated and can't play newer games like Spider-man 2. If you do buy one try and get a refurb or used one on sale. It's like buying a ps5 or xbox right know it's so late in the life cycle that unless you're content to only play older games it's a bad call.

This is my opinion of their false god.

Is this the ideal console or device for me: I hate steam, I hate PC gaming, I hate Valve, i hate steam deck and I hate Gabe Newell?

Put your 'ick on it fuckboy

>>723595304
Thanks for the heads up. Might just wait for the next version then

>>723595304
>and can't play newer games like Spider-man 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okaxYC8zzP0
And this is without lossless.

>>723590642 (OP)
How'd you get past that screen at the start demanding a login? When I tried actually logging in it just turned transparent.
Yeah I know I could just pirate

>>723595942
With lossless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xSvBJhP7g8

>>723590642 (OP)
>when you have the whole of gaming history in bed

HOLY SHIT!!!!

>>723592680
Works on my machine, so I'm guessing you fucked something up. Try lossless scaling and see if it helps.

>>723590642 (OP)
no exclusives no buy
>b-b-b-but i can emulate!!
i can too on a pc which makes the deck look like a literal brick of shit by comparison
exclusives are the only reason to get consoles

>>723595942
oh shit. I just hear at launch it didn't meet minimum system requirements and people who were running it anyways said it was choppy as hell. My bad, but my point still stands it's the weakest handheld even though it wipes the floor the Legion, ally and omen when it comes to efficiency mostly at low power titles but that might just be software issues that window handheld mode update could fix.

>>723595628
The steam deck 2 might be a couple years away.