Thread 723671963

when does it get good? I killed the griffin. mid so far…

you too old for this unc
its a male power fantasy for teenagers

>>723671963 (OP)
I got bored with the tutorials.
It's like Cyber Punk that way, have to remember a dozen different key strokes. I'd rather learn guitar chords.

>>723671963 (OP)
it doesn't

>>723671963 (OP)
Once you actually git gud and are able to deduce what the next monster is gonna be from past encounters you do get a sense of having badass detective skills. And n u best be playing on the hardest difficulty. What, you think fighting giant monsters is supposed to be easy?

>>723672263
based fellow guitar chad
>>723672438
that sucks. Oh well, I only paid $15 for the PS5 remastered. Looks pretty so far tho

>>723671963 (OP)
>one of greatest gaymen moments in herstory
>mid
You have Retard-Faggot Syndrome so you probably won't derive the same level of enjoyment out of it as all the normal people do.

>>723672621
>calls me gay
>game is constantly blasting gay soundtrack so far
skyrim’s OST shits on whatever gay OST theyve been playing so far. Jussayin’

>>723671963 (OP)
Play signs build with hotkeys for casting, the combat is garbage otherwise.

>>723672732
also the horse is fucking terrible so far, doesnt even jump properly full speed.
who shilled this and how’d it get “universal acclaim”

I just bought the collection. A few pages in to chapter 2 of book 1. Are the games pretty close retellings of the books?

>>723671963 (OP)
>38
>mid
fuck off larper, fortnight might be your style

>>723673519
never played fortnight.
I enjoy single-player campaign style games.

>>723672872
No and just in case you don't know you skipped the first 2 books. The best books (technically 4 but 2 are prequels written after the fact)

>>723671963 (OP)
There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster

>>723674368
>aging hipster
nigger I played SH1 in 1999
its not my fault you zoomer cucks dont have a culture of your own

>>723674306
Amazon said it was the company's collection. What books am I missing?

No one in this thread is above the age of 29.

>>723675829
Im not posting my damn ID to comfirm my age. I’m 38. Why’s that so fucking hard to believe? My older brother is 41. He’s hooked to uncharted right now.
kys

>>723675829
37 here. I’m playing wind waker right now because I never did back in the day
I also have a wife
She weighs 100 lbs

>>723675309
The last wish and sword of Destiny are anthology stories with a few of the stories setting up the plot to the main book series. If you've played the witcher 3 do don't really need them by I think the anthology books are the best part of the series. season of storm and crossroads of ravens are prequels written after the fact. crossroads of ravens just came out, I haven't read it yet.

>>723671963 (OP)
41yo here, I'm having a great time, but I absolutely ignore oils, bombs, etc. Sword and signs only

>>723677993 (samefago)
Also, I wish I hadn't ignored Gwent for half of the game

Witcher 3 is just one of those games that was just the product of its time. If you didn’t play it when it first came out, you’ll never enjoy it. Hell, I played it when it came out and even I had to force myself through those last few hours. The game falls off extremely hard the second you enter that giant city, and it only keeps getting worse as you continue

>>723677993
Dimeritium bombs are good for a tedious wild hunt boss fight and there is really no down side to using oils. Once you craft one you have it forever, they're non-consumables. Maybe they ware down your sword quicker but if they do it's not by much.

>>723671963 (OP)
Don't bother doing all contracts and interest points and shit you come across else you will burn out by the time you get to Skellige, do the ones that sound interesting and explore areas that catch your attention as you follow the MQ.

It's a perfect game for mid life geezers. I'm beginning to hate vidya but somehow like this more as I'm nearing 40.

>>723677860
I didn't know that. I'll add that to my list then. Should I stop now before I grt to far ahead? Will it make that much of a difference?

>>723678335
I played it when it came and it was garbage, the next gen upgrade made it one of the best RPGs ever made.

>>723678868
it mostly just how Geralt met Dandelion, Yen and Ciri. If you've played the witcher 3 or just read enough to know that Geralt adopts Ciri then the Ciri fake out death is already ruined and if you didn't then I'm sorry I just spoiled it for you but If you know who all those characters are you good to read on.

>>723671963 (OP)
So, you judt started it five minutes ago, and "so far", it's pretty mid? Really?

>>723679354
Yeah I'm half way through chapter 2 of blood of elves and I haven't played the games. I don't care about spoilers so I guess I'll just put it on pause till I get the other books. Ty

>>723671963 (OP)
>does it get good?
No.