Thread 723729128

Pokemon Legends: Z-A Corner and Pokemon Legends: Z-A Window

>>723729128 (OP)
>OH MY HECKIN PEER REVIEWED SCIENCE THE LINES THE LINES THE LINES DON'T MATCH UP I'M GONNA NOOOOOOOOOOTICE
It's made for kids you stupid shit, they won't care.

>>723729128 (OP)
Accurate to real life yknow. Jpeg windows too.

you do realize the switch doesn't have the hardware for good graphics

>>723729260
>>723729128 (OP)
we need a screenshot of an old ass literal who game that looks better than this to compare

the most honest pokemon game review.

>>723731237
It was fun. It’s just a shame GameFreak is a shit developer that can’t scale up or do proper resource outsourcing.

You still bought it.

>>723729260
Is this one of those fake buildings that's actually an electrical substation or something like that?

>>723729128 (OP)
Bravo Gamefreak

>>723729128 (OP)
>>723730119
>>723730298
I guess PSP was more powerful than Switch 1/2

>>723733621
Finally, a Doom port for the switch 2

>>723729220
Shit how much do they pay you, i'm looking for a side gig

>>723730298
Streets of SimCity from 1997, perhaps?
It let you drive through the cities you made in SimCity 2000 so it's technically open world.

Idk it looks fine for me.

>>723736631
>cherry-picking a cutscene
Bait score: 0/10

>>723736631
that grass looks like total ass like from 2005 f2p mmorpg

>graphics don't matter!
So you chuds were lying this whole time?

>>723737367
>graphics are not important for a game to be fun therefore it is allowed to not even do the bare minimum

>>723737367
You ask for $70 then you better get up to date graphics too as it's the AAA price and that sets some higher standards. For $20 nobody would care much about crappy graphics (just fix the balconies)

>>723729128 (OP)
Is this really all you have? Just buildings? Yes, they look like shit, everyone agrees. But is there anything else you could critique the game for? Get your fucking imagination going, this shitposting is lazy as fuck.

>>723737367
what is the point releasing new hardware with upgraded specs if the power is not going to be used? Theres still the burden of explaining the value on you even your opposition are suddenly swinging to the other side

>graphics matter
the graphics are bad
>poor graphics dont matter only gameplay
the gameplay is shit

the console is then actively a scam if neither the visuals nor the gameplay warrant the expense

>>723737740
its the bare minimum. its walking up to a house and the door handle falling off when you touch it. its pointing that the runner in thousands of dollars of gear doesnt even have his shoes tied. this isnt like calling someone gay over and over again, this is pointing out that even the most basic facets in the presentation of the product are dogshit and chimping out over the critique itself doesnt make it any less valid

>>723731952
most probably google maps

>>723737840
It's just Pokemon, MKW looks great.

>>723737986
The game doesn't live and die by how the buildings are modeled. What about character models, the Pokemon themselves, the gameplay, the music? If you legitimately have nothing else to say, your criticism isn't gonna have any staying power whatsoever.

>>723738160
The animations are still ass, and from what I've seen the combat is clunky.

>>723738160
>What about character models
subpar and very generic
>the Pokemon themselves
lame and gay, Digimons are cooler and cuter
>the gameplay
dogshit button mashing trash
>the music
most generic shit i have ever heard it's like playing through yuzusoft moeges all over again but without sex scenes. There are so much dialogue that it may as well be written and music composed by them.

>>723730298
Literally X and Y's Lumoise's city looks better and has more details
A 3DS GAME

>>723738246
>The animations are still ass
Characters are actually animated somewhat competently for the first time in this franchise's history. Although this makes a complete lack of voice acting more jarring than ever.
>the combat is clunky
Kinda, running around and dodging shit feels silly, although I only played for a few hours so far.

>>723729128 (OP)
I demand sodoku

>>723738370
>subpar and very generic
Absolute fucking bullshit, this game has cute girls for days.
>lame and gay, Digimons are cooler and cuter
>a Digimon tard

>>723737367
What we really meant was that resolution and FPS don't matter. Ironically enough, the higher the resolution and FPS the harder it gets to make a game not look like ass.

>>723738160
it is ALL ass. read what was written. the DOOR HANDLE of the house is fucked, the entire group is already laughing because thats the most minor point about the whole visit to the fucked up house.

the character models, pokemon, gameplay and music are FUCKING SHIT. dont fucking play me Carl, i saw Bunnelby for the first time about an hour ago and a dungeon that looked like it was a literal N64 level.

the criticisms of pokemon being fuckin shit has had the staying power to last a fucking decade who are you trying to convince me or you?

>>723737367
tendie cope

>>723738769
>it is ALL ass
A wise choice of words.

So this is what “battling” is

>>723738024
looks great and gameplay is widely purported to be pants on head. thats what i mean, what is there to value other than the IP and its iconography itself if the console has nothing to offer?

MKW
Pokemon
Metroid
Donkey Kong

none of these has come even close to justifying the pricing and lack of quality. remember when you used to save videogame images and promotional material because even those looked good? theres jack shit of substance now

>>723730119
Could have fooled me with the price

>>723738769
>the criticisms of pokemon being fuckin shit has had the staying power to last a fucking decade who are you trying to convince me or you?
They would've if these games didn't make more money than every goddamn video game on the market short of top gacha casinos.

>>723729128 (OP)
Stop being entitled kids deserve shit kids should die I deserve shit for being a manchild who still likes this dogshit franchise

>>723733621
Please understand it's the Switch 2's fault, it cannot render more than 3 rectangles at a time

>>723738959
I agree, Nintendo went lazy and greedy fast, charging for the upgrades when they should be an incentive will bite them in their asses, doubt this is like the WiiU but more like the 3DS, it has potential but Nintendo hasn't done anything substantial

>>723737367
The full sentence is, graphics don't matter as long the artstyle is good, the artstyle here is dogshit so the graphics matter

>>723735698
$10 per post. They generally want people with sales experience under their belt and the hiring process is pretty unconventional. They don't advertise the position on their career page. Instead you need to shoot an email over to stajiri@gamefreak.co.jp with your resume, cover letter, and a timestamped photo of at least one Pokémon plushie drenched in your cum (more plushies increase your chances of hearing back from them). It's not really viable as a career in of itself though but it's a good way to get your foot in the door for Gamefreak's marketing division and earn a bit of supplemental income.

I'm actually impressed by the game's resolution. It's quite sharp.