Thread 723731267

Whats the /v/erdict?

decent game if you're a woman.

it has good coom mods

haley

Don't fucking post it. I'm warning you.

gay

Fun for autistic people since there's enough space to optimize shit.
Fun for normalfags since it has completionist mindnumbing objectives but is easy enough.
Fun for girls since it has dating shit.
Fun for coomers since it's moddable and has a world huge and detailed enough for their fantasies.

What's not to love?

sex with emily

>>723731639
Jas?

>>723731639
9:00 AM In her bedroom
11:00 AM Leaves home to stand under the large tree west of Marnie's Ranch and jump rope

3:00 PM Returns home, reads in the entryway of the shop
7:00 PM Goes to her bedroom
9:00 PM Goes to sleep

tuesday, wednesday and friday

9:00 AM Leaves home to go to the Museum
2:00 PM Leaves Museum, stands at river southwest of Museum
4:20 PM Leaves riverbank, walks to path south of Emily and Haley's house
5:50 PM Leaves town and walks home to go to sleep

saturday

10:00 AM Leaves home, walks to town, stands southwest of the large tree that's east of 2 Willow Lane
12:00 PM Walks to playground west of Community Center, jumps rope
5:00 PM Leaves playground, stands southeast of 2 Willow Lane
8:00 PM Walks home and goes to sleep

summer

9:00 AM In her bedroom
11:00 AM Stands outside ranch looking at cow pen
1:20 PM Walks to the Beach to jump rope
4:00 PM Leaves beach to walk home, reads in the entryway of Marnie's Ranch
7:00 PM Goes to her bedroom
9:00 PM Goes to sleep

>>723731827
huge world? i havent played since like 2020 but all i remember there being was the farm, the town and the mine, and i guess the forest area leading to the mine

>>723732402
There's also the desert once you fix the bus and Ginger island when you fix Willy's ship.

I dont even think the coomer mods are that good. I havent tried xtardew but every other nsfw mod has indian tier writing and the art is rarely if ever good.
>>723732402
there are many more zones than that. there was more than that in the base game and more added over the last like 10 years, theyve gotten labor of love noms several times.

>>723731310
I'm a man and I've played stardew valley 5 times with a different character each time

>>723731267 (OP)
Time constraints put me off.

>>723732897
but they don't actually exist?
The game doesn't end if you don't finish the community center in the first year, or don't make enough money in a certain month, you can play it at whatever pace you're comfortable playing it. You don't get punished for just spending an entire day fishing and ignoring your crops, or just spending a day wandering around town talking to the NPCs.

>>723733159
Just put me right off. I don't like that kind of pressure.

>>723733652
there is literally 0 pressure. time passes only so the world has schedules like real life. You can do nothing forever. Ive seen people on the 3rd year of their farm only just getting their first coop and barn. Doesnt matter. Just dick around and dont worry about it.

>>723731267 (OP)
A 5 out of 10. It's just so repetitive. Do mods or any of the 100+ patches help with that at all?

>>723734172
I might give it another try then. thanks

>>723733652
Just play the game the way you want, there's no specific way to play stardew valley and minmaxxing the farm by doing everything you can every day isn't a fun way to play the game anyways.

Honestly, I have the most fun with the game at the start, just cleaning up the land, planting a few crops and spending most of the day fishing. It's a lot of fun, the game becomes less fun once you get your farm fully operational and automated which you can do later in the game.

>romancable jodi
>romancable caroline
>romancable robin
>romancable marnie
yup, its gaming time

>>723732402
Ginger Island was a fun expansion because it gave you an entire second farm that works the same as the greenhouse does. Any crops any season.

>>723731267 (OP)
Tried it for the first time recently and I chuckle every time I see Elliot, he reminds me so much of Bartleby. The richest and sexiest man alive.

>>723734967
cucking Kent is cringe, he's pretty cool. caroline on her own is effectively the same character but with a couple of actual traits beyond "housewife". Cucking Pierre is based. Cucking Nigtreus is based. Marnie is a hag but cucking Pierre is based.

>>723737184
I thought it was pretty cool for CA to add "your bitch wife deserved it lmao" dialogue option towards Kent when he blows up on Jodi for making popcorn that gave him ptsd flashbacks

>>723731267 (OP)
most boring game I ever plaeyd

>>723732885
AGP

>>723736390
Sadly, they are very different personality wise.

>>723731267 (OP)
I played with the furry mod to fulfill my /hmofa/ fantasies.

>>723731267 (OP)
Really shallow farming sim for people who want to play something meatier than animal crossing but dont want to think or be challenged

Just started this game, is it true you can get cucked? Is it possible to watch?

>>723739602
there are mods for that yes

>>723731267 (OP)
if you actually like to have plot in games like this i suggest my time at sandrock. a superior game

>>723739675
Really? Only with mods?

>>723739850
Yeah, there are no romantic rivals. You can even date multiple characters at the same time (though there is a chance they will find out and you will be in trouble).

>>723731267 (OP)
i was expecting more automation and farming sim and less dating sim and grinding