Thread 723791291

What video games do girls play?

>>723791291 (OP)
I look and smell like this

me, fully naked. her, clothed. even better with a (female) friend that is also fully clothed. devouring my penis.

>>723791291 (OP)
>failure
no single woman on earth can fail life if she has a rack like that

They're called dolphin shorts.

>>723791291 (OP)
No woman this beautiful and hot can be a failure.

in my obvservation - sims, heroes of might and magic, kerbal space program

Looks and acts exactly like my gf, minus the jacket, and add glasses. Also swap the beer with a glass of sake. Yep that's her.

>>723791752
retarded zoomer, they're called basketball shorts

>>723791435
but your a man

>>723791291 (OP)
league of legends, valorant, overwatch, osrs, minecraft, roblox, marvel rivals
basically anything that's retarded dogshit for retarded niggerfaggots, because that's what femoids are

>>723791291 (OP)
Terraria, Harvest Moon/Story Of Seasons, Sims, Candy Crush and Love in Deepspace.
If you see them playing any other game is to please an audience, like her boyfriend or her army of online gooners.

>>723791914
You're so fucking retarded holy shit. Those aren't the same thing.

>>723791291 (OP)
Imagine wanting that as your gf/wife, who is gonna pay the bills? Thankfully, I married a Data Engineer who makes bank; in fact, she earns more than I do.

>>723792207
dolphin shorts make my 'ick go on 'eck

>>723791291 (OP)
I dunno here is my recent played
>inb4 ywnbaw
not a tranny

>>723791291 (OP)
>What video games do girlfailures play?

>>723791291 (OP)
stardew valley, FOTM friendslop, and mobile game slop. some play MMOs

>>723792289
90% of couples where the woman makes more than the man end in divorce. if a woman isn't dependent on you financially she will break up with you and go back to sleeping around.

>>723791291 (OP)
Comfy games and mobile garbage

>>723791291 (OP)
match 3, animal farms, The Sims

>>723792324
post bussy

>>723791291 (OP)
Childless at the age of 30+, that's the only realistic failure for a girl.

>>723791291 (OP)
im playing alan wake

>>723791291 (OP)
The girl in the OP should be overweight.

Now it's realistic.

>>723791291 (OP)
>Flirt with men while wearing promiscuous outfits for a living
>Omg why is that man sexually attracted to me I'm so shocked and traumatized please pay for my life now

>>723791291 (OP)
Women who stay inside all day don't have slim waists, perfect skin and metre-long thigh gaps, retard. This is what an honest-to-God "girlfailure" looks like.

>>723792421
i only have a gussy

>>723792465
single mother

>>723792371
>>90% of couples where the woman makes more than the man end in divorce. if a woman isn't dependent on you financially she will break up with you and go back to sleeping around.
Holy incel batman!

>>723792362
Im sure most of that is her boyfriend's shit. Not to say she never spent a dime or doesn't actually like a popular thing though.

>>723792371
sounds like a mix of sour grapes and cope

>>723792465
Most women have children past the age of 30 now, unless they're poor or religious

>>723792574
let's have children then if you have a real gussy

>>723791916
and a disgusting one

>>723791291 (OP)
Femcel starter pact

>>723792465
Incel moment

>>723791752
>tfw my wife started wearing these recently
sometimes life is alright bros

>>723792689
>bullring
Into the trash she goes

>>723792324
>umamusume 160h
>not a tranny
vtumor then?

>>723791291 (OP)
Dead by Daylight

>>723792769
can i see her feet?

>>723792689
>>723792362
unreal greetings

>>723792792
No I think vtubers are cringe
I just like cute things and the horses are cute

>>723792568
Still would.

>>723792324
Holy fucking shit you're a fag. The only thing missing is Deltarune and you probably just have that further down the list. Kys immediately

>>723792362
she's 3 feet tall???

>>723792792
Most women like idolshit.

>>723792324
please be my gf

>>723791291 (OP)
from my experience
>the sims
>skyrim
>minecraft
>terraria
>stardew valley / harvest moon

>>723792792
women like horses, that shouldn't be a surprise

>>723792896
Why? here is by playtime
Post yours if you are going to call me a fag

>>723792324
yep, that's a tranny

>>723792993
Girl here, Sims is too slow, Skyrim is too big, Minecraft is too vague, Terraria is too time-consuming, Stardew Valley is too 2D, Animal Crossing is the true peak.

>>723792689
Is this real?

>>723793148
yes 100%, I had a girl like that at my work

>>723793148
no
women are the ultimate attention whores, and this bitch knew she would get lots of attention by pretending to be autistic and posting a sob story on the internet

>>723792983
I am sorry Gabriel I am married
>>723793108
I don't get it, why?

>>723791291 (OP)
My wife's favorite game is either Okami or Void Stranger, I think.

>>723793183
Can you introduce me at your work?

I got the big titty ninja enjoyer gf, shes playing
>Elden Ring (ninja character)
>Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
>Ghost of Tsushima
>Ghost of Yotei
>Ninja Gaiden 4
And
>Minecraft (they all play Minecraft)

>>723793074
>pathfinder
>mh:w
>poe2
>playable by women

>>723793074
Exquisite taste m'lady

>>723793281
Well I am on 4chan so I am not really most women am I

>>723792362
E-whores are narcissistic, insincere leeches. This is all done to bring attention to herself, not to earnestly display her love for LoTR. Were she truly interested in showing off her passion (and not in whoring herself out for online strangers), she wouldn't be filming herself caked up in makeup and dressed for an outing while at home.

>>723791291 (OP)
Wait, do normal girls not have thighs?

>>723793279
>gamer girl ninja gf
>he's married to Misty in real life
IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>723793148
when a woman says 'no friends' what she means is she only has 3 or 4 and she wants 6 or 7.

>>723793352
6 or 7 isn't even a lot of "friends" for women

>>723793218
gamer wife?
where's my gamer mom sequel huh??

>>723792362
>HAHA LOOK AT ME GUISE I AM SO NERDY XDD
love from Kazakhstan

>>723793268
she left after our manager drove her to like 3 month depression sick leave so I sadly can't
I don't think you would have had a chance unless you got good charisma or big wallet tho

why are there a bunch of guys pretending to be girls ITT

>>723792689
Posted on tiktok 10k comments, and regardless of that, you only need one person to unmask be yourself and have fun, you don't need a big ass circle

>>723793290
Everyone played skyrim for that long right? right??
>>723793401
When you marry a gamer woman and make her a mom so you can experience it first hand

>>723793417
because this is 4chan and there have been "traps" and trannies here since 2003

>>723793417
For the attention

The only way for a woman to fail at life is by becoming a heroin junkie or some shit, the universe has a way to make sure useless roasties get coddled

>>723793049
The once really well known horse girls, now an endangered species.

>>723791291 (OP)
We already had this thread, coomer retard nigger. Kill yourself.
>>723757357

>>723793279
>AI slop

>>723791291 (OP)
Skyrim. Love me Skyrim.

>>723793218
>>723792792
post tits or a fag

>>723793586
Sorry for not being gay like you and liking to talk about women

>>723793439
I played vanilla skyrim on Xbox ps4 and switch for a combined 900 hours approximately maybe even 1000 if I count the modded stuff

>>723793654
women doing this shit just for attention. Like make-up.

>>723792689
>yes I have people who I consider friends
Why'd she go on this retarded self-pitying tirade then? Just call them up and hang out instead of crying to TikTok about how friendless and wonewy you are for updoots. Dumb bitch. IHWSMIU.

I am going to kill myself eventually what are some good games to play before ai do (I've already played Jackie Chan)

>>723791291 (OP)
>tfw no huge-titted, alcoholic layabout girlfriend who doesn’t have a job so she can be my 24/7 fucktoy and is a healthy body weight despite all the beer and lack of exercise

>>723791291 (OP)
Riot Games, Mihoyo, Indieslop, Cozy/Farming, PS Movie games and new vidya they are gonna drop.

>>723793727
>I am going to kill myself eventually
as long you are not terminally ill... suicide is NEVER an option.

>>723793727
Sex

>>723793654
>pic
that's a man

>>723791291 (OP)
>3pm beer
>thighs
She's literally me.
I'm playing Hack GU right now. Might go for some Valheim later.

>>723793693
yeah so what. women like attention. males like women. the universe is not so difficult

>>723793798
>I'm playing Hack GU right now.
LONDON
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all the replies to this tweet clown on him

>>723791291 (OP)
>pic
That reminds me of a guild member I met in a guild real life meet up in Ragnarok Online before. She looks like that but she's a washboard. Everyone was shocked that the she's an actual femoid. After a week of that meet up, our guild spiraled down to chaos and eventually disbanded due to fucking drama and she's the center of it.

>>723793783
Not everyone gets to be lucky in this life. There's no hope for me and hedonism will only last me so much longer. Now what are some video games to play before I go.
>>723793791
The sequel was better

>>723793630
I don't feel like it, but if you know how to use the archive here is proof of mine
>>723793669
I dunno how you can stomach skyrim on consoles without mods

>>723791291 (OP)
My sister plays Wordle and played Infinity Nikki for a little while. She’s a big Animal Crossing and Splatoon fan, but I don’t think she’s played either in a little while. She also played a lot of The Sims Medieval and The Sims 3 when they were new.

>>723791831
What the FUCK is it with women (female) and HOMM? I've now seen this multiple times

Animal Crossing
Yakuza
Yiik
Kingdom Hearts
Webfishing
Human Fall Flat
Yu Gi Oh Master Duel
Dragon Ball: The Breakers

>>723793869
>man hands

The thing about femcels is that they actually are attractive most of the time. Hell, you could probably say the same thing about a lot incels if we're being honest. People have the dynamic backwards, you're actually more likely to be lonely if you're hot because of how pretty privilege works. Conventionally attractive women who don't have to rely on the Halo Effect are seen as a threat by basically every chick below them, and this applies to men too; a lot of "Chads" are fucking butt ugly. If you think these observations are not based in reality, just consider how many mediocre-looking women doll themselves up and how many "oofy doofy" men use copes in order to attain said women. Honestly it applies to prior generations even more so, hotness has never been a boon to social status and it just paints you as a target for ostracization. This is why lookism is, ironically enough, kind of a pointless philosophy, because there are too many circumstances where someone who has a borderline perfect face is still unable to find a date.

>But what about models?

There are literally scientific studies proving that supermodels are way more likely to have mental illnesses and issues that cripple them from ever living a normal life. Not to mention all of the gorgeous starlets and actors and musicians who "bog" themselves after a while just to escape the constant negative attention that being attractive brings. You've all seen this, hell I bet if you grew up in certain environments you saw it happen with your own two eyes.

>>723793843
Anon that's a man.

>>723793864
>Not everyone gets to be lucky in this life.
Again... suicide is never an option. NEVER. And I don't mean it in a faggy religious way. You never know what will happen in a few days, months, years. Don't give up, anon.

>>723793869
lick the fingers

>>723793613
Give me $5000 and I'll hand draw a better one, otherwise just shut the fuck up and deal with it.

>>723793925
>>723791831

Are you both slavic by any chance?

>>723793763
Mfw my mom was basically this until she got sick

>find a girl like this, 10 years my junior
>very affectionate and endearing
>similar hobbies and shared time with them together
>loved spending that time together and she moved into my apartment
>she dies in a car crash
>its been 5 years and it still hurts
I'm dying alone, I simply cannot get over what I had and lost.

Miserable tranny thread

>>723793869
underageb&
little boys have no business visiting this place

>>723793963
so?

>>723793869
Now post feet(?)

>>723794026
did you fuck your mom?

>>723791291 (OP)
women like this only exist in fiction you morons

>>723794054
fucking hell man i am so sorry.
i spend a lot of time absolutely dreading the idea of my wife or kids suffering harm.

>>723794054
Imagine trauma dumping on the anonymous videogames board.

>>723793864
don't listen to the other cuck, life gets worse and worse. If you got courage to off yourself then just do it and save yourself years of misery.
play some elin

>>723793869
It's like I'm looking at my own hand from 15 years ago, uncanny.

>>723793974
These things are easy to say when you've got someone who loves you and a good support network. I'm quickly reaching the age when the only """love""" that exists is when a roastie wants an ATM to drain forever.

>>723794026
Hot

>>723793998
A full illustration of a character without a background goes for around $300

>>723791291 (OP)
even for a german 3pm is too early

>>723794190
>Elin
This looks like the kind of thing you can dump a lot of time into. Hell yeah

>>723793959
>>723794074
I really can't over how new most of 4chan is that you two can't check the archive
>>723793991
What did he mean by that
>>723794078
Nah the thread will get deleted then
>>723794195
How old were you 15 years ago?

>>723794054
Ignore the shartyfaggot. I'm sorry for your loss. I wish the best for you, anon.

>>723794178
Imagine thinking you’d ever fit in here.

>>723791291 (OP)
Sex

>>723793869
fat hands

>>723794178
>unironically uses words "trauma dumping"
>sharty
you are a vile fucking nigger

>>723794273
I got like 300h fun out of it before I realized my character fucking sucks for not picking meta race and playstyle

i like to jerk off on the fake omegle sites that try to scam people because i enjoy people watching. you only get like 10 minutes for free so you gotta be quick though.

>>723791291 (OP)
>Dream girl picrel
not that she's all women, but the wife plays rhythm heaven, borderlands, smash, and portal
>>723792769
Nice. Good for you, Anon

>>723794178
I'll take the random anon lore dump over wojak street shitters any day.

all women on this site have to post their breasts
it's been a site rule for 20 years

Girl fail

>>723794379
Shit. What's the meta?

>>723792321
thought this was a man until i read the file name

>>723791291 (OP)
my gf doesn't have thighs and is a multimillionaire CEO

>>723793727
play Troubleshooter please (and buy it)
you don't have to enjoy it, just give the devs more money so they can develop the sequel

>>723794054
I fear this happening to my gf

>>723794408
Mages spamming map wide AOE

>>723793869
>>723794283
why >>706198410 and not >>706199527

>>723794325
>>723794371
>>723794389

>>723792362
uncanny valley

>>723794054
why would anyone lie on the internet?

>>723794509
Because that's the piece of paper I used to reply to him, how else would you know it's me?

>>723794438
>Korean
Don't worry they'll make you a gacha to "fund the development of future titles" like Project Moon
>>723794507
Good to know

>>723793654
>>Sorry for not being gay like you and liking to talk about women
anything but actually talking to them
amirite ya worthless tranny nigger?

>>723791291 (OP)
That was drawn by a smelly fat man

>>723791291 (OP)
I wear those pants regularly
Actual peak comfy

>>723794598
i think the smelly fat girl should let the smelly fat man hit

I'm a girl bros, here's a link to a timestamp image that someone else did 7 months ago

>>723794512
You will never be an oldfag.

Begone child.

>>723794676
Fuck yeah that's hot, tell me more...

>>723794670
the smelly fat girl will only fuck 7/10 or above

>>723794670
yeah shoot your shot anon

>>723794704
K

>>723794670
Maybe even have kids....

Just a thought.

>>723794575
>>723794509
>>723794283
>>723793869
fatlover69!?

>>723794512
>heh I made these guys smell poop when I shit my pants
:|

>>723794676
Anon..I am holding the same piece of paper I used 7 months ago

>>723792371
false

>>723791291 (OP)
>girlfailures
I love the trope but they don't exist in real life at all

>>723792568
My bro has a gf exactly like that, she got a bit better over the years visually, but even more of a recluse now.

>>723792289
You should ask her for you to become a house husband once you start having kids, sounds like a comfy time as long as you are 100% you won't be dumped.

>>723794650
I wish men had more comfy clothes. Ive learned after I started shaving my legs and body. That men's clothes are God uncomfortable because the hair on your body serves as a texture filter

>>723794849
ok bro, whatever you say

>>723794937
wear a kilt

>>723794406
>rich
>boobs
>not very ugly

>>723794937
Sweatpants? Any athletic shorts?

>>723794891
They do but they are also bipolar and will remove your cock while you sleep

>>723793862
>w-w-we're being defeated by literally one (1, una) woman!!!
the absolute state of gamer """men"""

>>723794810
Yes I look like that and that is totally my name

>>723794097
Attractive women in general only exist in fiction.

>>723794054
bro...

>>723794946
Based retard

>>723794828
Poop analogy

>>723794178
kill yourself, wojak cunt

>>723794891
They do but they aren't cute

>>723791291 (OP)
The Sims, League of Legends, Fortnite, WoW.
Girls love games with hot girls in them in my experience. Same as guys ig

tfw you will never be married to a gamer girl that regularly reposts her breasts on /v/ while your busy working

Death to shitgu normalniggerd and to all of you

>>723792568
Wife material right there. Would plap this girl all night.
Also this pic always seemed weird to me, like how it points at her not wearing makeup in her home or how she got her clothes on a sale or the fixation on plain colors derogatively, women get insecure about the strangest shit.

>>723794891
They exist but not in the way anime and manga presents them.

My best friend from high-school lived with one for 5 years, even married her.

Now he's a single father with full custody and her bitch ass is paying child support. She could have had it all but she threw away the best man she could ever pull.

>>723795165
that's cuckshit, why would you want to be married to a girl who posts her body online for other men to look at?

>>723795232
ts so tuff

>>723792568
need this kind of girl so I can fuck twinks on the side too

>>723795257
A woman paying child support… god damn.

>>723795159
Yea, not many guys choose fat people as their player character, unless if it's for the funny

>>723791291 (OP)
What the point
Assuming you got the answer, what would you do with it
Play Stardew Valley and Valorant

how to meet them
>touch grass
>just go outside
but they
> stay inside all day

>>723795459
touch grass outside their window

>>723792591
I have always put the blame on the single mother situation on the faggot man that leaves.

>>723795257
How did he get full custody?
The court favors women

Is she a demon?

>>723795459
you need to meet them at their window. kinda romantic showing up out of nowhere

>>723795371
My friend recorded everything and kept receipts, she also wasn't employed and didn't have a stable living environment for the child.

>>723795520
>get a gf
>have sex a few times a week
>marry GF
>have sex never
>”he should have just stayed to feel like shit about himself forever”
No lol it’s always the bitches fault men aren’t picky

>>723795527
She was a complete fuck up and neglectful of the kid.

>>723794582
That's funny, I don't really keep up with it anymore, but Eternal Return started as a gacha and then they made a battle royale ASSFAGGOTS for PC. It's not as bad as it sounds honestly, they did the best they could imo.
Wish they made a real game with story though, since gacha game is long gone and lore was mildly interesting.

>>723795515
i dont know where one lives
>>723795529
what if im no vampire rapist

>>723795647
>what if im no vampire rapist
ngmi i'm afraid. the vampire rapist gets the vampussy

I'm genuinely worried I'll never find a woman to be with, but how do you find someone with the same hobbies?

>>723792362
>buy things
>I guess I have autism

>>723792689
>I have friends
>Everyone I know sucks
Huh that isn't very polite.

me and my gf play beat em ups together most of the time, we beat absolum the other day. fun game, but the roguelite shit really gets in the way of what could be a great time. it made us want to replay dragons crown so i bought Pro, so i dont have to break out my old ass ps3 anymore. starting that today when she gets home from work, she will almost certainly play as Amazon again (i'm trying to get her to pick someone else for this run)

>>723795627
Still surprise

>>723795520
I always put blame on the women since they chose to have the kid instead of abort or use protection, they choose their bf/husband

>>723795165
Thats just every gamer girl if you replace /v/ with instagram

>>723791291 (OP)
I will drag her to the bathroom myself and soap her up and wash all her nooks and crannies.

>>723795520
What if the child is black?

>>723791291 (OP)
Except these flags are fat and ugly and never hot
You can fix an ugly face with a hot body and these bitches don't even do that
They are hairy fat sweaty sows

>>723791291 (OP)
I look and dress like this (okay I'm quite a bit fatter but I'm working on that...) and am currently a couple games into the kiseki series. Also I love metroid-likes (castlevania can suck my clit) and single player FPS.
And no, you don't want to fuck a girl as mentally ill as I am, stop typing thirst at me.

>>723793869
ohhh.... oughhhhhh.... *cums* get plapped... get plapped!!!! oughhhhh!!!!

>>723795702
You don't
You learn to accept others and their way of life

>>723792689
>autistic
>having a crying fit
>recording yourself
>lonely feelings overwelliming
she is not autistic, maybe BPD
maybe a communication disorder
not autism

>>723791291 (OP)
Literally me but I drink pop because all alcohol sucks my ass.
Also I play Pokemon on my DS and Animal Crossing on my Switch

>>723795806
the woman is even more to blame, lmao
burn the coal pay the toll

>>723795760
You are the crooks and nannies washer. Your strength is immeasurable, yet somehow you feel as if every cranny or nook is staring outward at you.

>>723793723
She thought it would get her views.

>>723795818
I'm going to deliver a dose of week old cum directly into your womb and fertilize you with triplets you pathetic breeding sow

>>723795823
So I just hope some cutie finds me attractive and that's that? The apps seem soulless but there's no way around it with a job.

>>723792689
Wouldn't a nosering be annoying for autistic people?

>>723795702
Find someone at work.

I've had my eye on a chubby black girl (obsessed with sailor moon and pokemon) she's also sweet as can be. She's a southern country black girl too, not ghetto.

>>723795818
>tee hee don't sexualize me silly boys
kill yourself whore

>>723792478
>The girl in the OP should be overweight.
>Now it's realistic.
Literally me lol

>manfailure
:|

>girlfailure
:O

>>723795910
Stim toy, brother.

>>723793439
180 hours on skyrim are rookie numbers desu
that long would be over 1k

>>723795848
das rite das rite

>>723794891
It's a self-appointed title just like 90% of medical disorders these days.
Girls spend 2 hours on makeup and another hour ruthlessly planning out their calories for the week then call themselves a girl failure because the outfit they "threw on" cost less than $300

>>723795818
post tits

>>723795818
confirmed woman post

Flavour of the month gachaslop, in my experience. Sister still lives with our parents and lives like this and I feel genuine guilt over getting her into weebshit when we were kids. It was the horse game when I last spoke to her but her room is full of figures from one of the others that she's been playing for years, I can never remember which, they all look the fucking same. The one where they all have guns.

>>723793148
no
Check her tik tok

i must confess i like talking with women
i fucking hate talking with men or be near them

>>723791291 (OP)
Why the fuck are you all SIMPS?!
Is there anybody else here apart from me who has NEVER EVER SIMPED for a woman?
What the fuck

>>723795520
Retard

>>723795627
As if having no dad wasn't bad enough, I can't imagine what it would be like to have such a mess of a person as a mother figure.
In the chance this isn't ragebait, I hope that kid does okay.

>>723795818
i like mentally ill women. my mom is mentally ill so i know how to deal with it

>>723795818
>And no, you don't want to fuck a girl as mentally ill as I am, stop typing thirst at me.
Where do you think you are?

>>723795818
>castlevania can suck my clit

I want nothing to do with you, garbage woman.

>>723794891
they definitely do. They are just +100 pounds from the memes. There are tons of those.

>>723796008
>Flavour of the month gachaslop
>her room is full of figures the one where they all have guns
can I marry your sister she sounds based

>>723795949
Yuck

>>723796063
India

>>723795942
That's because all women are desired by at least some men but less than half of men are desired by any woman.

>>723796016
This, generally. Not even in a thirsty way. I just tend to get along better with wimmenfolk.

>>723796016
Women are easy to talk to, you just ask them about themselves and they'll go on autopilot for 3 hours.