Thread 723869642

>LEAKING IN MY CAGE
>MY WIFE I WANT TO SHARE
>BETTER I AM WITH AGE
>THESE BVLLS I WILL PREPARE
>THERES A BVLL IN MY WIFE THAT POUNDS HER IN THE RECTUM
>GOONING, GROOMING
>THIS LACK OF COUTNERCEPTIVES I FEARS AIDS INDUCING
>PROLAPSING
>I CANT SEEM
>TO BETTER MYSELF AGAIN
>THE BVLLS ARE CLOSING IN
>(WITHOUT A BIT OF LUBRICANT IM CONVINCED)
>(THAT THERE IS JUST TOO MUCH BIBISI TO TAKE)
>I'VE FELT THIS WAY BEFORE
>IN MY BUTTHOLE
>LEAKING IN MY CAGE
>MY WIFE I WANT TO SHARE
>BETTER I AM WITH AGE
>THESE BVLLS I WILL PREPARE

>BIG BVLLS, ENDLESSLY HAVE FORCED THEMSELVES UPON ME
>BUKKAKE, GANG BANGING
>Against my will I stand beside my BVLLS BIBISI
>It's haunting
>How I can't seem
>TO BETTER MYSELF AGAIN
>THE BVLLS ARE CLOSING IN
>(WITHOUT A BIT OF LUBRICANT IM CONVINCED)
>(THAT THERE IS JUST TOO MUCH BIBISI TO TAKE)
>I'VE FELT THIS WAY BEFORE
>IN MY BUTTHOLE

>LEAKING IN MY CAGE
>MY WIFE I WANT TO SHARE
>BETTER I AM WITH AGE
>THESE BVLLS I WILL PREPARE

https://vocaroo.com/18lEGRBAcAsE

Can't wait for this thread to reach bump limit just like yesterday's.

>>723869642 (OP)
>CVCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK BVLL
>MAN BETTERING, CUM EATING
>SUCK ON THE BVLL WHEN HE WANTS TO GO BREEDING

>THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK BVLL

>CVCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>I'VE PREPPED MY WIFE'S BVLL
>HUMILIATION, NO BREEDING
>DONT GIVE A FUCK WHEN I CATCH MY WIFE CHEATING
>SHE GETS GANG BANGED WHILE MY CLITTY IS LEAKING

>WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
>IF I CVCKED MYSELF TONIGHT
>CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT

>IN THE CORNER OUT OF SIGHT
>GETTING CVCKED EVERY NIGHT

>CAUSE I'M WATCHING MY WIFE, WATCHING HER BVLLS
>REARRANGE HER GUTS WITH THEIR TOOLS
>WATCHING MY CRUSH, WATCHING HER BVLLS
>REARRANGE HER GUTS WITH THEIR TOOLS

>I ALWAYS REALIZED MY CLITTY WAS TOO THIN
>FAPPING TO CVCK PORN WANTING BLACK DICKS WITHIN
>MY WIFE FUCKING THE BVLL AND LIVING IN SIN
>DOWNWARD SPIRAL, WHERE DO I BEGIN?

>IT ALL STARTED WHEN I MET MY MISSUS
>I'M A BETTER MAN SO HER PAST IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
>SEARCHING TO FIND A BVLL ON A HIGHER LEVEL
>TRYING EVERYDAY TO BECOME BETTER


>CAUSE I'M WATCHING MY WIFE, GETTING GANG BANGED
>AS THE BVLLS TREAT HER LIKE A JIZZ RAG
>DRINKING SOILENT, REPORTING CHUDCELS
>WHILE I FELCH BVLL CUM OUT OF HER SNATCH

>CVCKING ALRIGHT, STEP SONS ARE FINE
>I'M PREPPING AND I'M LEAKING
>IM LEAKING
>IM LEAKING
>IM LEAKING
>IM LEAKING

>I. WISH. I. WERE. NOT. A. WORSE. MAN

>CVCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK BVLL
>MAN BETTERING, CUM EATING
>SUCK ON THE BVLL WHEN HE WANTS TO GO BREEDING

>WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
>IF I CVCKED MYSELF TONIGHT
>CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT

>IN THE CORNER OUT OF SIGHT
>AND I'M SLEEPING IN THE SHED TONIGHT

>CAUSE I'M WATCHING HER BVLLS, WITH THEIR MEAT POLES
>DROP POZZED LOADS DOWN ALL HER HOLES
>MY CLITTY IS LOCKED UP, IT'S TOO DEFORMED
>TOO SMALL TO EVER PLEASE HER HOLES

>CVCKINGS ALRIGHT, STEP SONS ARE FINE
>I'M PREPPING AND I'M LEAKING

>I CAN'T GO ON LIVING THIS WAY
>PELASE FUCK MY WIFE

https://vocaroo.com/1i6TilVE7GvY

What song should I do next?

Mr Brightside

Go back to your kindergarten website, shartoddler

>>723869642 (OP)
>>BIG BVLLS, ENDLESSLY HAVE FORCED THEMSELVES UPON ME
zutt zutt

K, b, c.

Bettermanbros, how are we feeling today?

>>723870028
>t. Worse man

>>723870028
Thank you for being the better man and saving that video of a child.

>>723869725
Jannies need to be... better men than this.

>>723870120
I'm feeling better

>>723869642 (OP)
>be OP
>wake up
>ahhh, another hard day of spamming cuck shit on /v/ ahead of me

Say that to Kratos' face, sperg.
I DARE YOU

>>723870474
Am I good enough? Or should I be better?

>>723870513
zamn this hadith bussin

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
*Smashes steamdeck running disco elysium against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE DISCO ELYSIUM CONVENTION! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT DISCO ELYSIUM FEST? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

HOLY BASED THE BETTERBROS ARE BACK

>>723870028
'em

>>723869642 (OP)
>Trans lives status?
Mattered
>democracy status?
Saved
>bipoc rights status?
Preserved
>immigrant status?
Respected
>fascist status?
Punched
>father status?
Stepped up
>wife's son status?
Loved
>wife status?
BLACKED
>BVLL status?
Prepped
>man status?
Bettered

>>723869642 (OP)
You earned my reply

These are the best threads on /v/ or however the bvll is prepped

>>723869642 (OP)
why is this meme only starting now? didn't this game come out in like 2018?

>>723872719
we became better men since then.

Requesting a Kratos version of this

>>723872719
god of my wife's son memes have existed since nu gow release, newfag

>>723872719
KINGtos was busy TEACHING others before he got to /v/

>YOU CALL YOURSELF KING... AND DEMAND OTHERS BE BETTER, WHEN ALL YOU DO IS RAID... AND SHITPOST IN OTHER THREADS...
>...KRRRAAATTOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

Based thread
Fuck sony

>>723870231
Tried fixing this one

>>723872845
GOOOOOOOODS we must be better men like this

Women are the bane of Dragon Ball:

Goku:
>no wife - proper development in DB
>gets married - dies in a fight against Radditz
>stays away from wife in afterlife - beats Saiyans and Frieza, gets Kaio-ken, gets SSJ, can into teleportation
>trains for THREE years while staying with wife - no power level gains, gets heart cancer
>spends one year in Hyperbolic No Wife Chamber - SSJ mastered
>seven years in afterlife - jumps to fucking SSJ3, learns fusion
>back to life and wife - no progress
>spends some time with Beerus - SSB
>goes to Hyperbolic No Wife Chamber - KKx10 SSB
>goes back to wife - instantly loses control over ki, suspicious as fuck
>runs away to Kaiou - healed

Veggie:
>stronger than Goku until meets Bulma on Namek
>wise enough to fuck his gf and run away - gets SSJ
>Hyperbolic No Wife Chamber - SSJ Stage 2
>stays 7 years with wife - only gets SSJ2, completely outclassed by kakarot
>runs away to Beerus - surpasses Goku in 6 months

Gohan:
>useless aside from rage autism until Piccolo kidnaps him
>gits gud with Piccolo
>gits gud on Namek
>trains three years with mother around - no gains
>Hyperbolic No Mom Chamber - SSJ2, surpasses his father
>spends 7 years with mother - actually LOSES power
>goes to Sacred World - surpasses his father again
>gets married - cannot even into SSJ

Broly:
>all alone on planet Congo, never seen a woman in his life
>stronger than Beerus
>settles down with Cheelai
>surpassed jobber next arc, not even considered a candidate for strongest in the universe anymore

Jiren:
>All familly killed
>Lived and trained all alone his whole life
>Never had a wife
>Strongest than anyone

Coincidence? I don't think so.

Also:
>Champa has female supervisor - fat fuck, no one treats him seriously
>Beerus has male supervisor - magnificent cat, gets all pussies

>Future Trunks also jobbed to androids until he left his mom to go to the past
>>Future Trunks gets a gf
>the entire timeline gets erased

WOMEN ARE SHIT!!!

>TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE
>*pauses deltarune and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!
>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT

>>723873158
BASED!!!

Mfw someone states a very bigoted and transphobic opinion

>>723873158
>SHITREN! HOW DARE YOU BE SUCH A SEXIST, MISOGYNISTIC PIG!! THESE SACRED HALLS ARE DEDICATED TO PROGRESSIVE, SOCIALLY LEFT WING KEKS LIKE MYSELF!

How many universes can Kratos destroy?

fuck off with these unfunny spam threads already

>>723869642 (OP)
>What gender your mother was before we met was her business.

>>723873321
Become better