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Anonymous No.723921695 [Report] >>723922926 >>723923717 >>723923786 >>723926215 >>723926316 >>723926552 >>723931568 >>723931669 >>723936354 >>723941729 >>723941951 >>723943802 >>723943964 >>723944438
Sacrifice the council.
Anonymous No.723922926 [Report]
>>723921695 (OP)
Ash...
Anonymous No.723923717 [Report]
>>723921695 (OP)
ok
Anonymous No.723923786 [Report] >>723932292 >>723943405
>>723921695 (OP)
Her look in the first game was unironically hotter. This is bog-tier.
Anonymous No.723924284 [Report] >>723943802
she always tells me to save the council, because I always paragon influence her and bring Liara. Garrus or Wrex with me
Anonymous No.723924436 [Report] >>723925781
Tie her to the nuke
Anonymous No.723925781 [Report] >>723926018
>>723924436
Why would I send two people to die guarding the bomb?
Anonymous No.723926018 [Report]
>>723925781
3, you mean? Wrex happened to be there.
He had to go there, only way to be sure.
Anonymous No.723926215 [Report] >>723929634 >>723934313
>>723921695 (OP)
I always kill Wrex and romance her. We don’t need Krogans to beat the Reapers. Even the Rachni are more trustworthy.
Anonymous No.723926316 [Report]
>>723921695 (OP)
This is not the proper uniform, soldier.
Anonymous No.723926552 [Report] >>723927802
>>723921695 (OP)
She killed billions...?
Anonymous No.723927802 [Report] >>723943823
>>723926552
to save millions
Anonymous No.723929634 [Report]
>>723926215
rachni are insects anyway. Who gives a shit if a species of spider goes extinct?
Anonymous No.723931568 [Report]
>>723921695 (OP)
Can she wear swimwear into battle?
Anonymous No.723931627 [Report] >>723932165
I don't care how hot she is all she ever does is act insubordinate and doubting every decision. At least the other LIs know their role and don't start shit because they disagree. And then she has the gall to get mad because I fucked someone else in 2 when she breaks it off on Horizon. She's bomb protection every time.
Anonymous No.723931669 [Report]
>>723921695 (OP)
I did. Now let’s fugg.
Anonymous No.723931829 [Report] >>723932292
F tier romance even below miranda
Anonymous No.723932165 [Report]
>>723931627
>insubordinate
you let an alien from a culture of space yids work on your state of the art nuclear engine
Anonymous No.723932292 [Report] >>723935594
Ash was a good character. She had beliefs that pissed people off, that made sense for her character, and she wasn't willing to ditch them just to get on Shepard's good side. People call her racist, and she is technically, but she's also right and the text of the game supports her. Humanity is getting screwed over by the aliens. You as a player deal with that shit through the entire first game! But she can't tell the difference between these two upstanding individuals and she's white...ish... so she's irredeemable to a certain type of folk.
>>723923786
To be fair she would totally bog herself, that's how I read her change in look anyways.
>>723931829
One of my favorite romances because it's just kinda realistically underwhelming. Very "some chick I used to date who fell off." Ash looks like she Posts Fox News articles on Facebook. You get with Ash and you end up with 2 kids in a functional but unexciting marriage. Wheat bread woman.
Anonymous No.723934083 [Report]
ass
Anonymous No.723934208 [Report]
n titties
Anonymous No.723934313 [Report]
>>723926215
Um, racist much??
Anonymous No.723935594 [Report]
>>723932292
she winds up working with the council
her narrative is her shedding that fox news thing gradually
Anonymous No.723936354 [Report] >>723937174
>>723921695 (OP)
Anonymous No.723937174 [Report]
>>723936354
Alliance standard issue ass cracks
Anonymous No.723938236 [Report] >>723939910 >>723942959
>ME3 needs eye candy
>Miranda can die in 2 so no go
>Who shall be the bimbo
>get bimbo Ashley
Monkeypaw'd
Anonymous No.723938289 [Report]
How many dicks has she sucked to be made spectre
Anonymous No.723939910 [Report] >>723943802
>>723938236
miranda's an infertile uggo who needs vacuum sealed leggings to make her ass look as big as Ashley's latina genetics naturally provide for her
Anonymous No.723941496 [Report]
Anonymous No.723941729 [Report]
>>723921695 (OP)
Already done and I also left your bimbo ass to die two games ago when you're still a ugly annoying bitch. I would rather have the faggot who doesn't complain all the time than you on my ship.
>but I'm a hot woman!!!
Eh, I've seen better a game ago.
Anonymous No.723941860 [Report] >>723944403
every playthrough (besides from my first ever) i have kaiden do the escort and then leave ash with the bomb.

there is no logical reason to go to her in that scenario, the priority becomes saving kaiden and the frog people. she is a grunt you know for a week vs the exact opposite for kaiden. she can press the fucking button and blow up the bomb.

plus i generally like the kaiden arc more, you get to be a bit of a dick with him when you first meet him again in 2 and the relationship is rocky for awhile but you eventually patch things over towards the end of the series.
Anonymous No.723941951 [Report]
>>723921695 (OP)
I'd rather sacrifice this turd series.
Anonymous No.723942959 [Report] >>723943242 >>723943410
>>723938236
She looks the same, she just has her hair down
Anonymous No.723943242 [Report]
>>723942959
Bigger boobs and ass, put both models next to each other
I have the comparison pic at home but I'm shitposting at work right now
Anonymous No.723943291 [Report]
she looks much less sexy with hair down
Anonymous No.723943405 [Report] >>723943802
>>723923786
Nigga you gay.
Anonymous No.723943410 [Report] >>723943479 >>723943572 >>723944229
>>723942959
lolwut? she has a pound of make-up on, bigger boobs and her lips had an injection.

the fuck are you talking about lol
Anonymous No.723943479 [Report]
>>723943410
>boobs
A heterosexual male did not type this.
Anonymous No.723943572 [Report] >>723943721
>>723943410
—And That’s a Good Thing!
Anonymous No.723943721 [Report]
>>723943572
not saying it's a bad thing, just that she's not the same.

just like when they jacked up ellie's boobs from dead space 2 to 3 by ~3x.
Anonymous No.723943742 [Report] >>723943802
Anonymous No.723943802 [Report] >>723943962
>>723921695 (OP)
>>723924284
>>723939910
>>723943405
>>723943742
why does she got the skull of a man? If its some war drug or some shit i can get it, bitch could crush stone with that jaw
Anonymous No.723943823 [Report]
>>723927802
>captain butt pirate
Anonymous No.723943962 [Report] >>723944221
>>723943802
It looks way worse when she’s bimboified imo. Also i still think miranda is ugly. Fucking legoman head istg
Anonymous No.723943964 [Report]
>>723921695 (OP)
Why did Mass Effect lose its sex appeal? Did it get pozzed like every other modern game series
Anonymous No.723944221 [Report]
>>723943962
Was it designed that way because the modeler was just not good at making women or was it just a sort of good enough thing.
Anonymous No.723944229 [Report]
>>723943410
It's the same lips, and her boobs and ass are upgrades for all female models from the first game.
Anonymous No.723944403 [Report]
>>723941860
It's okay to be gay, anon. It's 2025
#proud
Anonymous No.723944435 [Report]
its the same face model but like sheploo it was touched up for the me3 release. Her body is in her catsuit is roughly comparable to her heavy armor look also
Anonymous No.723944438 [Report] >>723944528 >>723944748
>>723921695 (OP)
why did they make her look like a tranny
Anonymous No.723944528 [Report] >>723944607
>>723944438
this type of post is about as believable as the pedo hunters who turn out to have a hundred gigs of the shit on their computer "for research"
we know what your game is
Anonymous No.723944607 [Report]
>>723944528
I mean she does look like a dragon queen based on the face and skull size. Unless she has been running HGH for about 2-3 years at a very high dosage that isnt anything like an athletic girl or a non obese woman and she doesnt have much body fat
Anonymous No.723944748 [Report]
>>723944438
cant tell if bimbo or caitlyn jenner