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Exactly 10 years ago a terrible abomination was released upon humanity, and we have yet to fully recover from it.
Anonymous No.723936567 [Report] >>723936585 >>723936629 >>723936743 >>723937047 >>723937268 >>723937273 >>723937294 >>723937308 >>723938436 >>723938725 >>723938857 >>723940362 >>723942086 >>723944512 >>723945045 >>723945586 >>723947359 >>723947724 >>723948114 >>723948364 >>723949581 >>723949602 >>723951664
Happy birthday, OP!
Anonymous No.723936585 [Report]
>>723936567
/thread
Anonymous No.723936596 [Report]
happy birthd- FUCK that tranny beat me to it!
Anonymous No.723936629 [Report]
>>723936567
HOLY SHIT BASED AQUAFAG
FIPPY BIPPY
NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION
Anonymous No.723936743 [Report]
>>723936567
>>723936556 (OP)
its a different picture of aqua this time, at least.
Anonymous No.723937047 [Report]
>>723936567
Kek
Anonymous No.723937268 [Report] >>723937353 >>723942086 >>723945592 >>723947865
>>723936567
ummmm.....
Anonymous No.723937273 [Report]
>>723936567
Heh
Anonymous No.723937294 [Report]
>>723936567
OP BTFO
Anonymous No.723937308 [Report]
>>723936567
fuck...
Anonymous No.723937353 [Report]
>>723937268
This is AI
Anonymous No.723937370 [Report]
>Several enemies start breakdancing at you
Prepare to die XD
Anonymous No.723938436 [Report]
>>723936567
fpbp
Anonymous No.723938610 [Report]
alright fags this sort of exchange does not happen all the time I'm making a screencap, SAY SOMETHING FUNNY IF YOU WANT TO SHOW UP IN IT
Anonymous No.723938725 [Report]
>>723936567
Rekt
Anonymous No.723938857 [Report]
>>723936556 (OP)
>>723936567
>most obvious samefag
Anonymous No.723940362 [Report]
>>723936567
Anonymous No.723941579 [Report] >>723942497 >>723946763 >>723948413
>>723936556 (OP)
i at least beat ds2(it sucked cock and i hated the experience)
ds3 i didnt even fucking finish.
both are ass

>t. ER chad
Anonymous No.723941705 [Report] >>723941738 >>723951125
>>723936556 (OP)
I want a game which gives you the same experience of exploring a vast mysterious dangerous world that DS1 had
Anonymous No.723941738 [Report]
>>723941705
>I want a game which gives you the same experience of exploring a vast mysterious dangerous SWAMP that DS3 had

you mean
Anonymous No.723942086 [Report]
>>723936556 (OP)
>>723936567
>>723937268
cringe samefag methinks
Anonymous No.723942497 [Report] >>723943503
>>723941579
>ER chad
>DS2 hater
I kneel.
But what was it with DS3? Was it the atmosphere?
Anonymous No.723943503 [Report] >>723944808
>>723942497
i was just looking at armor sets from ds3 and everything is such glossy brown turd. like someone took lacquer and applied it to every armor piece. its clearly bloodbourne engine used for ds3 but in that game the gloss made sense cuz ure wearing leather mostly and the puddles/blood are "wet" looking. but that doesnt translate to ds3. its all brown, piss glossy swampy shit and i just cant with it. also it lacks all the charm of ds1 that it was trying so hard to emulate.
Anonymous No.723944450 [Report]
Dark Souls was always about rolling through enemy's attacks and spamming R1. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LE GET LE GUD
Anonymous No.723944512 [Report]
>>723936567
KEK
Anonymous No.723944548 [Report]
>>723936556 (OP)
Dark Souls 3 was 2016 though
Anonymous No.723944808 [Report] >>723945143 >>723945307 >>723945529 >>723946313
>>723936556 (OP)
>>723943503
Reminder that Bloodborne was in full development game since the Artorias DLC giving it about a 3 year cycle, and Dark Souls 3 was shit out in less than a year after Bloodborne with tons of adjustments and cut content.
Anonymous No.723945045 [Report]
>>723936567
Dark Souls 2 trannies on suicide watch
Anonymous No.723945143 [Report]
>>723944808
So DS3 was actually in development for about four years?
Anonymous No.723945307 [Report]
>>723944808
dont reminnd me top left corner pic alwas made me wonder what couldve been
Anonymous No.723945438 [Report]
>>723936556 (OP)
Ah, yeah, I remember you made this face when it happened.
Truly an end of an era.
Anonymous No.723945529 [Report] >>723946258
>>723944808
Bloodborne was a game they wanted to make
DS2 and 3 were contractual obligations
simple as that
the gulf in quality and effort between Bloodborne and DS2/3 is proof of that
Anonymous No.723945586 [Report]
>>723936567
realistically speaking
how do you respond to this without showing how absolutely assblasted you are?
Anonymous No.723945592 [Report]
>>723937268
ugh even posts have shitty remakes now
Anonymous No.723946258 [Report] >>723946628
>>723945529
Having played DaS 3 and Bloodborne back to back, you are doing that autistic /v/ thing where you're claiming one game has special "game feel" that just makes it better.
Anonymous No.723946313 [Report]
>>723944808
Every Souls game is rushed with a million different things being jumbled around or cut before release. DS3 isn’t special in this regard. The fact that these games come out being so solid despite having terrible development cycles is what makes them impressive.
Anonymous No.723946441 [Report]
>>723936556 (OP)
3 was in 2016 however
Anonymous No.723946628 [Report] >>723948397
>>723946258
Bloodborne is objectively by all metrics a superior game. DS3 reeks of cut corners and a general lack of care compare to Bloodborne which is more polished, looks and plays better, and does something more unique with the formula than simply rehashing DS1 while ignoring the handful of good things DS2 did
Anonymous No.723946715 [Report] >>723947185 >>723947816
>Dark Souls 3 is a bunch of things shoved into a blender then released
>The Dark Souls 3 world and lore is that it's been shoved into a blender and released
I finally get it now
Anonymous No.723946763 [Report]
>>723941579
ER is actual garbage compared to DS2
Anonymous No.723947071 [Report] >>723948570 >>723949556
>>723936556 (OP)
I really never understood the hate for Dark Souls 3.
The gameplay is just Bloodborne with shields and everyone likes Bloodborne.
Elden Ring has the same gameplay and everyone likes that even though it's a copy paste fest

The only criticism I ever hear levelled against 3 is that it takes too much from DAS 1 and it has a bad story, which
1. its a sequel
2. the story in these games is always made up a few months before release, its not important

Face it. DAS3 is the best game in the franchise second only to DES
You have to be insane to rank it below Dark Souls 2 which has like 2 real levels and the rest are just 5 minute long blocky hallways to a fog gate
Anonymous No.723947185 [Report]
>>723946715
Despite using DS1 as setpieces, setting and lore I find its actual plot lifts pretty much entirely from DS2, all the way up to a siege of Lothric Castle to parallel Drangleic Castle and the Firekeeper at Firelink Shrine being parallel of the Emerald Herald in general functionality and manners
Anonymous No.723947359 [Report]
>>723936567
Anonymous No.723947724 [Report]
>>723936567
Based Aquajeet
Anonymous No.723947816 [Report]
>>723946715
Nothing in this series could ever top the nonsensical absurdity of the “Untended Graves”
Anonymous No.723947865 [Report]
>>723937268
Based bloody benchoid.
Anonymous No.723948114 [Report]
>>723936567
LMAO
Anonymous No.723948364 [Report]
>>723936567
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous No.723948397 [Report]
>>723946628
Both games are very polished but also suffer from questionable design decisions.
You can soiface over the door knocking but you can just as easily soiface over interactable Firekeeper and dragons having a very diverse set of fire breathing animations they only use if you try to cheese them.
Anonymous No.723948413 [Report]
>>723941579
ds3>elden ring
Anonymous No.723948558 [Report]
>>723936556 (OP)
Turning off the flame was the good ending of DKS1. Because chosen undead sacrified himself to keep the flame going on the events of DKS3 happened.

"age of darkness" is the good ending, by abandonning the magic of the world you end this undead curse and the existence of demonic beings, but at the same time the world become like IRL, nihilistic without any proofs that magical beings and gods existed in the past, and death as the final end. This is still better than forcing a rotten false golden age.
Anonymous No.723948570 [Report]
>>723947071
It's a /v/ specific thing that happened because when Bloodborne came out /v/ got really salty and everyone posted shit like this, mined a lot of salt and had a good laugh at probably the most abrasive point in console war history.

So when from went back to just releasing multiplats nothing could be close to BB otherwise the fun was over, so /v/ has been trying to Tortanic From Soft ever since, because when you really think about it there has been absolutely nothing game wise that /v/ can shitpost about exclusive wise in a decade.
Anonymous No.723948689 [Report] >>723948843
>>723936556 (OP)
Ds2 was worse. Scholar of the First Sin doesn't fix it.
Anonymous No.723948843 [Report] >>723948956 >>723949231
>>723948689
I'd go as far as saying SotFS exacerbates its problems.
Anonymous No.723948956 [Report]
>>723948843
SotFS was gauze on sucking chest wound.
Anonymous No.723949231 [Report] >>723949851 >>723953463 >>723953604
>>723948843
I’ve actually never played the original version of DS2 and I don’t even know what the key differences are.
Anonymous No.723949541 [Report]
What’s the best weapon for a Lvl 1 run?
Using a fire broadsword atm but should I have gone with caestus or just 2h a mace?
Anonymous No.723949556 [Report]
>>723947071
>The gameplay is just Bloodborne
yeah, and that isn't a good thing. they blatantly copy-pasted it, while deleting what made bb, leaving it a husk. i liked ds3 but the whole "it's just BB" is NOT a good thing. idiots who ignorantly say otherwise.
Anonymous No.723949581 [Report] >>723952213
>>723936556 (OP)
>>723936567
>OP makes a thread
>gets a reply just 15 sec later
>with a reaction pic
Something's fishy here...
Anonymous No.723949602 [Report]
>>723936567
my fucking sides
Anonymous No.723949851 [Report]
>>723949231
>oh you’re used to this hallway having one mob?
>now it has five fuck you also you need a fragrant branch to get past this next part
Anonymous No.723951075 [Report]
>>723936556 (OP)
but its the best game ever anon
Anonymous No.723951125 [Report]
>>723941705
ds3
Anonymous No.723951664 [Report] >>723952213
>>723936556 (OP)
>>723936567
>15 seconds
totally organic interaction
probably hiding their pass too
Anonymous No.723952213 [Report]
>>723949581
>>723951664
reminder that aquaposter is a legitimate Indian poojeet
Anonymous No.723952657 [Report] >>723952715 >>723952796
Wrong year as well as wrong time of year as well as wrong date, what's the point of this thread?
Anonymous No.723952715 [Report]
>>723952657
Aurora Borealis
Anonymous No.723952796 [Report]
>>723952657
Narrative seeding for future threads.
Anonymous No.723953463 [Report]
>>723949231
pretty sure you cant have an imbued +8 weapon after beating 1 boss in vanilla...
also cant get half a dozen free twinks of the pusuer in the fort, for the second best armor in the game, which you also get after that first boss.

sometimes i forget why i hated ds2 soo much, but never that it was shit in all of its forms.
Anonymous No.723953604 [Report]
>>723949231
Oroginal DS2 Dragonshrine is the most cancerous area they have ever created, on par with frigid fuckland
Sotfs heavily nerfed it