Thread 724023452

Remember when they made games for teenage boys?
God of War thread

>>724023452 (OP)
Whoever designed the Hades level should punch himself in the balls repeatedly.

>>724023452 (OP)
Greek Era >>>>>>>>>>>> Norse Era

>>724023871
I've beaten every single God of War game except for 1 because of that fucking spinning spike pillar at the very end. Probably the worst thing I've ever seen in any video-game ever

I'm so bored by characters like these.

>>724025503
Like what?

>>724025043
You just need to be patient...

>>724025862
YOU CAN'T, YOU'LL FALL

>>724025625
These.

>>724026125
There is literally no other protagonist like Kratos in a mainstream game. Unless you consider Hatred "mainstream"

>>724023452 (OP)
>Dante’s Inferno
>Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 1 & 2
Anyone know any other GoW clones? I love the formula and want to find more games that scratch that itch

>>724023452 (OP)
And now they make games for better men.

>>724026216
I didn't say anything about mainstream, or games.
I'm bored by characters like these wherever I fucking find them.
They suck.

>>724025503
>>724026125
>>724026272
Define "characters like these."

>>724026245
The two Force Unleashed games. The first one kinda sucks imo though, and the second one is too short

>>724026352
He's just baiting, he doesn't actually mean anything

>>724023452 (OP)
action movie game > tv drama game

What like causes be this by?

>>724026352
>>724026443
No I'm very serious, and I mean it all. But it should be frightfully obvious that explaining would be a step backward for humans.

Is just that you literallysafe?

Does these she himself know the this in is illegal fall?

Is to this the ever traumatic any?

>>724023452 (OP)
Yeah, it's pretty Shakesperian

>>724023452 (OP)
Power Rankings
>God of War 2
>God of War 3
>God of War
>God of War Ascension
>God of War: Ghost of Sparta
>God of War: Chains of Olympus

>>724023452 (OP)
We need to play better games. Games that are more inclusive, more cinematic, and more empowering to strong women and underrepresented minority bipocs. We need to make sure that teenage boys don't repeat the cycle of toxic masculity and instead listen to to voices of those whom the patriarchy has put down for far too long. We must become better men

Isn't these she fall too that young they?

looks like the feds let the cunny bot loose again.

>>724026907
You support women so much you’re posting criminal material to derail a thread

14 years on /v/. Of all the threads

>OP: I miss games that pandered to young men
>Festering Ax-Wound: Fuck you. Let me post some CP to show how wrong you are
Play Sony MovieGames fucking CHUDS

>>724026876
>better combos locked behind rage meter
>players already having a tough time get punished even further
>parrying is now a two-button combo in addition to timing
>extra weapons are now consumables
>magic neutered to hell/game inexplicably won’t let you use magic in the fights right after your get them
Ascension is easily at the bottom. Ranged grappling was pretty cool though.

>>724026362
Huh, didn’t know they followed the GoW formula. Might check them out.

which Olympian got it the worst? I’d say Hades, getting bitch slapped in his own house and then getting his soul sucked by his own weapons

If I was a teenage boy today statistically I would be black, gay, and a nonbinary woman who is okay with polyamory. And games are still made for teenage boys today.

>>724025043
i finished 1 but couldn't stomach 2, coo or gos
maybe i'm a masochist

>>724023452 (OP)
Is there a particularly ideal way to emulate these? I think there's just the one other version but I don't know

>>724025503
>>724026125
>>724026352
this, i only play gaems with better men in them now, im not 12 anymore

>>724023452 (OP)
I like 1 the most out of the entire franchise, even if I do hate how you gotta mash R2 to open doors and chests over Circle like in all other games. For me it's the perfect Greek tragedy made videogame, in a self-contained package that worked well enough without sequels. Also I like the Tomb Raider-ish vibe inside Pandora's Temple. Great game, a PS2 classic.

>>724030207
You can emulate the PS2 versions or the PS3 ports. DON'T stream them through PS+ on PS5 (unless you have absolutely perfect internet). It's legitimately a disservice to the experience.

>>724029473
Helios