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Anonymous No.724053298 [Report] >>724053329 >>724053481 >>724053593 >>724053795 >>724053846 >>724054274 >>724054345 >>724054556 >>724055210 >>724056632 >>724059884 >>724060550
Sell all the knives. Today.
Anonymous No.724053329 [Report]
>>724053298 (OP)
kek
Anonymous No.724053481 [Report]
>>724053298 (OP)
It's the gloves that got slaughtered
Anonymous No.724053593 [Report]
>>724053298 (OP)
i'm not selling...
Anonymous No.724053795 [Report]
>>724053298 (OP)
Jaaannneeee! Did you hypnotised Anon into buying five thousand dollars worth of weapons skins?
Anonymous No.724053846 [Report] >>724054501 >>724054642 >>724054942
>>724053298 (OP)
If you do this. You will never sell anything to these people ever again!
Anonymous No.724053918 [Report] >>724054291 >>724054898 >>724056564 >>724057857 >>724059517
You faggots do realise we are still richer than you? I've lost 50%, probably 80% of my networth but it's still close to a million dollars
Anonymous No.724054116 [Report]
I think /v/ is too stupid for this particular /tv/ meme
Anonymous No.724054274 [Report]
>>724053298 (OP)
>Is that even possible
Anonymous No.724054291 [Report]
>>724053918
Anon you literally cannot use that money for anything other than video games on your steam account
>Okay I will just sell my account for a bazillion dollars
Okay, who is gonna buy it, exactly?
Anonymous No.724054345 [Report]
>>724053298 (OP)
Anonymous No.724054489 [Report] >>724055779
>retard gamers treat these skins like they're as solid as stocks. and they're going to zero
Anonymous No.724054501 [Report]
>>724053846
This is it! I’M TELLING YOU, THIS IS IT.
Anonymous No.724054556 [Report]
>>724053298 (OP)
Anonymous No.724054642 [Report] >>724054775
>>724053846
We are selling to willing buyers at current market price so that WE may SURVIVE!
Anonymous No.724054775 [Report]
>>724054642
>SURVIVE
>continues to never ever make half life 3
why even bother surviving
Anonymous No.724054847 [Report]
Anonymous No.724054882 [Report]
Fugg, this movie was on the drive I moved to cold storage a few months ago
Anonymous No.724054894 [Report]
>What time is it in Seattle?
>...fuck me
Anonymous No.724054898 [Report]
>>724053918
why are you nervously peacocking on an anonymous forum lmao. fucking high school drop out.
Anonymous No.724054942 [Report]
>>724053846
Anonymous No.724055121 [Report] >>724059956
watched Margin Call recently for the first time, it was a thoroughly thrilling experience. The only issue with that movie is that they had to explain the issue, like, five times for retards, but once that's out of the way, it's a straight kino.
Anonymous No.724055210 [Report]
>>724053298 (OP)
>Jesus, that's a nice house.
>Yeah it is... he just bought it.
>I hope it wasn't with knives.
Anonymous No.724055417 [Report]
>Sam. *bites a toastpoint*
>It's just skins. It's made up.
Anonymous No.724055779 [Report]
>>724054489
>How are you fucking us? We will buy your knives but tell us how you're fucking us.
Anonymous No.724055995 [Report] >>724056223
>What do you think these jeets make in a night? Two grand? That's pretty good, y'know, all things considered
Anonymous No.724056164 [Report] >>724056223
>Gabe Newell made two and a half million last month
>does that seem right to you?
Anonymous No.724056223 [Report]
>>724055995
>>724056164
>Would you shut the fuck up?
Anonymous No.724056276 [Report]
YOU HAVE KIDS?
Anonymous No.724056417 [Report]
margin call is the lesser of the two
Anonymous No.724056548 [Report]
>They're traders. I'm not a trader. I try to show the traders how financially pathetic they really are. So when I say you and your $60k inventory is nothing personal...you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the traders that put you where you are. You were a trader. You had StatTrak knifes. And, uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best! I took CS2's economy in my hand and turned it on itself! Look what I did to this community with a few updates and a couple of useless skins. Mm? You know, I noticed nobody panics when things are according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the community I'll recover the market or that new knives will be trade-banned, nobody panics. Because that's all 'part of the plan'. But when I say one little contract skin will get you a StatTrak knife...well, the everyone loses their minds!
Anonymous No.724056564 [Report]
>>724053918
so weird seeing my Aika gif from ages ago randomly pop up
Anonymous No.724056632 [Report]
>>724053298 (OP)
>Money can't buy knives!
Anonymous No.724056731 [Report]
Please Mr. Newell, tell us what is the nature of the problem and if you may please speak to us like you would a toddler or a golden retriever.
Anonymous No.724056768 [Report] >>724056896 >>724057686
Anonymous No.724056896 [Report]
>>724056768
at least take out a corrupt politician lmao these degens can't do anything right
Anonymous No.724057686 [Report] >>724060014
>>724056768
>su1cides
Anonymous No.724057857 [Report]
>>724053918
maybe jamaican dollars you fucking loser
Anonymous No.724057946 [Report] >>724058197 >>724058341 >>724059793
>/biz/ didn't appreciate my margin call memes on release
>now they've made their way to /v/

it's not FAIR
Anonymous No.724058197 [Report]
>>724057946
Things are only appreciated on boards where they are off-topic.
Anonymous No.724058341 [Report]
>>724057946
Why would they? Margin Call posting is like daily shit for /biz/.
Anonymous No.724058789 [Report]
>FUCK normal people.
Anonymous No.724059517 [Report]
>>724053918
>networth in digital knife skins
el oh el. Post your fucking hands right now
Anonymous No.724059793 [Report]
>>724057946
Because to /biz/, Margin Call is regular business the same way Chris-chan is regular business to /v/. Where normal people would be horrified, we just shrug our shoulders.
Anonymous No.724059806 [Report]
It's over
Anonymous No.724059884 [Report]
>>724053298 (OP)
So, did the people behind the patch sell moments before it went to production? Kind of rigged.
Anonymous No.724059956 [Report]
>>724055121
>The only issue with that movie is that they had to explain the issue, like, five times for retards
Is this sarcasm? The movie never even really mentions what is going on because it just takes for granted everyone watching knows already.
Anonymous No.724060014 [Report]
>>724057686
some tax payer might end up committing SUICIDE after reading that NO NO word and we can't have that! we can't lose tax payers.
surprised they didn't use ''unalive''
Anonymous No.724060492 [Report]
>listen, nothing I'm gonna say is gonna make you feel better so just suck it up and you'll be fine after a while
Anonymous No.724060550 [Report] >>724061001
>>724053298 (OP)
Second prize is a set of steak knife skins
Anonymous No.724061001 [Report]
>>724060550
>You shoulda seen me honey, I was THIS close, I almost got them to trade me a Doppler...well no, I didn't actually TRADE for the Doppler...