Thread 724068401

*Demonic screeching and chanting while appearing*

Ash nazg durbatulûk,
~One storefront to rule them all~
ash nazg gimbatul,
~One storefront to bind them~
ash nazg thrakatulûk
~One storefront to bring them all
agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
~And in the darkness bind them

*With the tip of his wicked demonic finger, strikes reds to become affordable, causing chinks, ruskis, and jeets to fall into suicide, one by one*

*Laughs demonically*

What's that? Did the evil fat man make your knife jpegs worthless?

>>724068542
What can men do against such reckless hate?

kino

>>724068542
NOO THIS JPEG WAS MINE

>>724068401 (OP)
based god gaben
faggot timmy tencent sweeneycels seething

>>724068401 (OP)
kek. I like how he probably didn't have anything to do with this. isn't gaben hands off for years now, choosing to remain in the international waters (hmm) and allegedly deep dive instead?

Is it morally wrong of me to want to tell the faggots who lost money to pull themselves up from their bootstraps? I want them to suffer more. I like to see them squirm like the maggots they are.
You get what you fucking deserve.

>>724069906
Doesn't help that streamers like Tmartin were doing csgo gambling streams advertising it to children in the hopes they get more followers

>>724070013
I get promoting gambling to children is bad, but that's only a problem if the parents are worthless, useless retards and don't actually raise their kids.
The kids don't know any better, so obviously the responsibility falls on the parents.
In the end, it's the fault of an adult that this kind of shit even gets any traction.

>>724068401 (OP)
>/v/ sucks Gabe's dick for decades
>/v/ Gabe fucks over 3rd worldies who's best bet of making enough money to live a normal life is fucked by a single update
>3rd worldies on suicidewatch
>suddenly /v/ demonizes Gabe
I'm noticing something.

>>724070542
>OP makes a shitpost
>He takes it at face value
retard

>>724068401 (OP)
Lmao

>>724068401 (OP)
Post storefront with shopping cart

Meat is back on the menu boysssss

>>724075660
how do orcs know what a "boy" is? there are no orcish children.

>>724068542
um they're worthless 3d models not jaypeggs

>>724076345
How do they know what a "menu" is? There are no orc restaurants.

>>724076345
They were elves in the past so it's a linguistic artifact.

>>724076421
Skins are just textures. In older games like that, especially, they're just a single image that wraps around the model.

Gabe Jewell is literally satan from hell (microsoft)
The fact gamers trusted him shows how easily they are deceived

>>724077574
>Aquajeet made me assume all Aquaposters are jeets
>pretty sure about this one as well
There's literally no alternative to Steam.

>>724077790
>There's literally no alternative to Steam.

>>724077873
I live in the first world, sorry.

>>724068401 (OP)
You're never going to convince me, Tim. You will always be the evil counterpart to Gaben.

>>724077992
Save your excuses, I don't want to hear them

>>724078064
Sorry you're poor. Maybe you can sell a few CS2 knife skins and get out of your slavic shithole.

>>724068401 (OP)
This is way funnier than b*tter man slop

>>724068401 (OP)
Why do we fall bruce.

>>724078064
>>724077873
based

>>724078396
I've never fall bruced.