13 min of Halo Campaign Evolved
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10/24/2025, 10:41:07 PM
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>>724094353 (OP)
It looks like those cheap-ass Sega remakes on unity
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:48:08 PM
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>>724095332
>>724094353 (OP)
The fuck is this? Another remake remaster of Halo 1? Why the fuck would I want 343 to make anything related to halo ever again. Especially remaking the original?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:48:38 PM
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>>724095196
>>724094495
>fantastic game gets a remake???? NOOOOO!!! ARARGAH
kill yourself, my man
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:50:15 PM
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>>724124620
Gaylo sucks.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:50:31 PM
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AI SLOPPA
>>724095332
>>fantastic game gets a remake???? NOOOOO!!! ARARGAH
Yes, unironically. Why remake it? It doesn't look any better than the MCC version. Genuinely what is the purpose?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:52:30 PM
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>>724095954
>>724095332
I don't want 343 touching shit about the games they had no fucking hand in. Every single Halo game they made is rancid trash compared to even Bungies worst Halo game.
>>724095332
>Fantastic game gets a shitty remake in 2019
>instead of making new (good) games company keeps spamming shitty, shitty sequels nobody likes (dead multiplayer lol)
>horrible new lore/enemies nobody likes
>horrible new characters nobody likes
>just re-re-re-remake the original! That's what they like! Next we'll remake Marathon, Myth and Oni!
Dead games, dead franchises, dead companies.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:54:16 PM
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>>724094353 (OP)
looks good i will not consider any criticism coming from the old good new bad crowd i will play it
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:55:42 PM
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>>724094353 (OP)
They really should just not bother with the screen space reflections on the water, it looks awful when the Warthog drives around a bend as stuff pops in and out
>>724095548
>>724095609
>>724095756
you can still play the original dead game, you fucking nigger retards, holy fuck
this will respark thousands of new HALO players
you faggots are the reason video games are stagnating.
again, kill yourselves
>>724094353 (OP)
>reticle bloom
>32-round AR
>health regen
>sprint
>slide
>lunge
>no fall damage
>"magnum"
They got literally every single detail wrong.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:57:02 PM
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>>724095548
>It doesn't look any better than the MCC version.
Are you blind?
>>724094495
I'm convinced this is essentially an exercise for 343 (just because they changed their name doesn't mean they aren't still 343) to prove they can use Unreal Engine, so they made this as a learning exercise for themselves that they could also sell.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:58:21 PM
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>>724095332
Nigger you are shilling 343slop and have the audacity to tell someone else to kill themself? Get some fucking perspective and then kill yourself when you come back to reality.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:58:23 PM
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>>724108357
>>724094353 (OP)
>No dual wielding
>No new guns
>Same enemies
>Same maps
what's the point, Halo:CE in the MCC plays fine
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:00:30 PM
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>>724094353 (OP)
I miss Craigposting
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:01:47 PM
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>>724117236
>>724095954
>you faggots are the reason video games are stagnating.
>arguing in favor of the 1391239th remake/remaster in the last few years
How about they make some new IPs and be creative you fucking retarded chimp.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:02:04 PM
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>>724094353 (OP)
Gaylo was never good, kill yourself OP
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:02:15 PM
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>>724095954
>shitty new re-re-remake will make people play the old version
Nobody tell him
>sprint
>absolutely soulless plasma rifle
>changes absolutely nothing except graffix
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:04:58 PM
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>>724096990
>>724096623
Why would they change an actual good mission? The missions that need massive changes are in the last third of the game.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:05:07 PM
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>>724095954
>I'm not excited about a remake of an ancient game
>YOU'RE THE REASON THINGS ARE STAGNATING
When did they start instructing shills to be aggressive faggots?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:06:04 PM
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>>724101606
>>724094353 (OP)
>1:36
>they added sprint
>to Halo CE
Miss me with that gay shit, I'm out.
Not gonna pay a cent for a shittier version of a game I played 2 decades ago that runs worse.
Also cortana 100% sounds AI generated, has none of the emotion the original lines did.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:07:32 PM
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>ruined the og ar to 32 rounds
>ruined the magnum to look like a pos
>unreal engine
Into the trash it goes
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:08:29 PM
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>>724108574
>>724094495
they did it for me, specifically. haven't played it since early 2000s, wanna give it another go but with a fresh coat of paint. cope AND seethe.
>>724096693
Oh I dunno, they could have changed anything instead of just putting more polys on the exact same map.
Change the layout a little, more enemies, some different weapons, have the pelicans do some air support for the beach landing, ANYTHING.
It's a 1:1 with modern controls and graphics, which is lazy as fuck seeing as they already had Anniversary (which was also lazy)
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:10:40 PM
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>>724096990
>Change the layout a little, more enemies, some different weapons
They said they're doing exactly that.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:11:00 PM
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>>724107717
>>724095548
the MCC version looks horrible, like those amateur HD texture mods
but yeah this remake is only an attempt to "clean" their reputation, along with the studio name change
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:12:28 PM
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>>724097349
>>724096990
Read the store page? 3 new levels entirely, 9 weapons that aren't in Halo 1, and "enhanced level design" whatever the fuck that means.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:13:22 PM
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>>724097493
>>724097283
They're redesigning some sections for 4-player co-op.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:13:54 PM
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>>724098802
>>724095954
>this will respark thousands of new HALO players
>an influx of sprint dependent, tasteless, CoD kiddie zoomer newfags
nah, I'm cool with the franchise being dead
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:14:03 PM
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>>724095332
Where's the fantastic game?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:14:25 PM
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>>724096990
>It's a 1:1
They changed how the whole beach landing assault starts. How can it be a 1:1?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:14:29 PM
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>>724096127
I'm tired, boss.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:14:58 PM
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>>724097349
They just need to make Two Betrayals and Keyes much different, and Library
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:15:44 PM
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I miss the days when /v/ used to play (pirated) Halo together. Good times.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:20:42 PM
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>>724098140
>>724094353 (OP)
The guns sound like shit. No one's ever been able to get the gun sounds right ever since Bungie left. It can't be that hard to make guns sound like they have some punch.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:22:17 PM
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>>724098012
Bungie actually put effort into SFX, like layering real firearm sounds with tin cans/soup pots bashing together, and other fun stuff in their sound mixing.
>>724096003
Wasn't this bitch white?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:23:37 PM
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I HATE UNREAL ENGINE
I HATE UNREAL ENGINE
I HATE UNREAL ENGINE
NOT BECAUSE OF THE ENGINE ITSELF, BUT FOR HOW IT ALLOWS LAZY NIGGERS TO SAY "GOOD ENOUGH" WHEN MAKING SHIT
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:30:26 PM
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>>724097398
PSA: you dont have to play remakes, if you dont like them.
your dead game will not vanish from existence,
...you fucking dense retard
>>724095994
The only thing I don't like is Elites speaking English.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:33:06 PM
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>>724109472
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:34:00 PM
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>>724118782
>all this former Xbox buyer seething
>>724094353 (OP)
just 01:09 in for my first "come ON" they made the magnum look like a nerf gun, look at the size of it compared to chiefs hands.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:42:04 PM
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>>724099606
kek chief got small feminine hands now
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:42:08 PM
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>>724095332
>fantastic game gets raped
fixed
>>724096774
i'm pretty sure they're just reusing the same voice lines from CE
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:07:36 AM
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>>724101606
They changed some of the lines.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:09:25 AM
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Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:11:17 AM
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Xbox paying YouTube for fake engagement to promote their shameless revisionist slop
Game is dead on arrival. The only people who still care about Halo will be sticking to Halo MCC, like they have since Halo 4.
>>724101606
I dunno man, the delivery feels off.
She doesn't feel like she's got the same "smug smartass knowitall" emotion behind her delivery.
The tone doesn't really match either, pitch is a bit too high.
Here, just try comparing the two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr8_H1IGDEI
Either they AI'd it, or had a new VA redo the lines.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:14:07 AM
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>>724102054
>AI'd it
Knowing microsoft and their push for all of their studios to use AI daily, I'd say it probably is this.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:19:21 AM
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The physics look wrong
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:21:44 AM
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>>724103308
>>724101606
>>724102054
In one of the other videos they say that they brought the original VAs back to rerecord. There's clips of Jen Taylor reading lines.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:24:50 AM
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>Strictly single player
>>724102806
>There's clips of Jen Taylor reading lines.
Then how did they screw up the delivery?
It feels like Jen doesn't have a fraction of the confidence she did in the original.
The newer line delivery feels dry and weak, like she's directly communicating with everyone in the most clinical way possible, as opposed to coming across as being subtly smug, confident, and 3 steps ahead of anyone she's talking too.
It could just be me but it feels like there's no emotion in her performance other than mild concern.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:30:51 AM
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It’s so over
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:34:44 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
sassy nigger woman bulsshit
>>724103308
I dunno my man, but here's what I was talking about
https://youtu.be/e-tXi1NC_aU?t=355
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:44:44 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
indian hands made this
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:46:23 AM
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>>724105207
>>724104679
Well I'm glad they brought them back at least, but they've really gotta go back and redo those lines with some greater direction.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:47:16 AM
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graphics look like shitty UE5 and of course it is, along with stutters
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:51:37 AM
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>>724104821
I do agree with you overall, the original version of "now would be a very good time to leave" is burned in my brain, and the new version sounds off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaNqfoHTjlU
>>724094495
Because it was game defining of its era and to execs, it's considered the safe option to print money. No risky new IP, just stuff people liked. The issue is that us older players already have a port and enhanced version of the original game, so seeing this another fucking time isn't hype at all. Current gen z players won't care as much about Halo as we did back when this defined a genre. This is what the higher ups don't seem to understand.
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10/25/2025, 12:54:18 AM
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10/25/2025, 12:55:16 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
You can literally see the FPS drop, the upscaling artifacts, and framegen shit in this video. Holyshit, it's so glaring. Everything is also grainy-ish. The AA is trash because it's upscaled resolution.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:56:35 AM
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>>724105372
>Gen Z won't care
When I was lil lad I played co-op 2 with my older cousin and 3 was my first game I paid with pocket money. Halo was something great for me.
Generational lines are pretty bullshit.
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10/25/2025, 1:00:22 AM
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Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:00:23 AM
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>>724105631
No I wont, I have not purchased a halo game since reach.
I am not part of the problem.
>>724096003
>>724098152
Foehammer is pale skinned in the unseen models but I don't care everyone thinks of her voice as black
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:04:21 AM
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>>724096623
Bungie/343 were never able to replicate the feel of the H1 PR. Can’t explain why, but that one just feels powerful. Maybe it’s because of the stun effect, faster projectile speed, and beefier firing sound? Also because its projectiles have a more noticeable glow compared to the others.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:04:25 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
I can already see the stuttering mess because it is made with UE5.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:05:27 AM
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>>724106494
>>724105372
>this nigga wants all the games to have gen z as the target audience
oh, you'll get your wish soon enough. make sure to have a blast.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:05:33 AM
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>>724098152
All pilots used the same white bitch model yes, but Echo 413 always talked like a ghetto ass niggress and had a black voice actress.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:05:46 AM
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>>724095332
>>fantastic game
where?
Anyone else think they overdid it with the landing sequence?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:08:50 AM
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>>724106257
That's not what I said. I was merely pointing out that Halo back in our day was not just a big deal because it was a good game, but because it was one of the FPS games to truly define the genre at the time. Now, there's plenty of games like it. It's not a big deal for the new generation, so execs constantly forcing older games that had this effect to be remade or ported for the newer gens aren't as big of a hits like they were, which they don't seem to comprehend...
Then again, you couldn't comprehend my original post, so this shouldn't be surprising.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:11:43 AM
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>>724096003
It's fine it for the voice she had
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:11:50 AM
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>>724106902
>>724096127
literally looks like ai slop
im pretty sure ive seen actually ai "art" with halo ce as the prompt and it spits and shit EXACTLY like this
fucking hell
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:13:15 AM
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>>724104679
I really do want them to make a good Halo game. It's not like I'd be disappointed if it was good. I just do not trust Halo Studios not to fuck it up.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:13:57 AM
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another flop incoming.
nobody wants to play this junk today.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:14:33 AM
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>>724106687
Looks like some kind of photorealistic ai filter dunnit?
>>724106990
>Remember what we lost:
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:18:14 AM
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>>724107152
>>724107075
Unironically still better than what we have now.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:18:53 AM
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>>724107196
>>724107109
Unironically what we have now just with different colours.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:18:58 AM
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>>724107437
>Halo without multiplayer
Why would anyone buy this?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:19:03 AM
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>>724121923
>>724096127
why do unreal engine games always have this weird transparent outlines around objects
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:19:17 AM
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>>724115110
Jaime Griesemer designed Pillar of Autumn, T&R, 343 Guilty Spark, The Maw
Dan Orzulak designed Assault on the Control Room and Two Betrayals
Marcus Lehto designed Halo and Silent Cartographer
Tyson Green designed The Library (rocket flood and sniper jackals were his idea)
Would they be pleased with Halo UE5 Edition?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:19:33 AM
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>>724107258
>>724107152
Not really, most of what we have now shames people for being gamers, that mid 2000's era at least pretended to like us.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:20:33 AM
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>>724107196
>most of what we have now shames people for being gamers, that mid 2000's era at least pretended to like us.
Lmao no, you were still shamed for being a D&Dfaggot. But being a consolefaggot was cool
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:22:02 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
Oh cool, they wanna sell me CE a third time, I'll just stick to custom edition/MCC workshop for my halo fixes.
>>724094353 (OP)
gaming is fucking dead you guys
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:23:06 AM
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>>724107075
Eh, the Halo 3 marketing campaign was still cool regardless of intentions behind it. Same with the Halo movie we never got.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:23:22 AM
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>>724107502
>>724107157
I missed the announcement so they did what now.
>>724107437
So they decided that the single player and multiplayer will be separate games moving forward now so that teams can focus on one or the other... which is butt fucking retarded.
>>724107402
Thanks for reminding me of this... asshole.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:26:21 AM
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>>724107402
>in the future black men will be wider and greasier than ever before!
Thanks jeet developers
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:27:29 AM
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>>724119181
>>724097168
>the MCC version looks horrible
so does this? what's the point?
>>724107502
>So they decided that the single player and multiplayer will be separate games moving forward now
Why does Microsoft want to fail? Why are they taking their flagship franchise and piecemealing shit out to be LESS than the shit they were putting out 25 fucking years ago?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:28:39 AM
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>>724127232
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:29:07 AM
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>343 retard Grunts
Nah buddy
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:29:18 AM
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>>724095954
you are as coherent as a cornered animal
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:29:18 AM
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>>724117168
>>724107502
this will make sense only and I do mean ONLY if the campaign is $20 and the multiplayer is too, if not FREE like Infinite. anything else and they're legitimately just trying to sabotage and kill the company faster.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:29:19 AM
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>>724119404
>>724106414
Kinda. The pwlican getting shot down makes sense, because there's a crashed pelican on the map. However, they fucked up its flight path so there's no way those two are the same bird. Also the drop ship that foehammer blew up appears to be missing from the beach just seconds after she shot it down. If foehammer dropped off chief, how is she the one who comes back with a warthog thirty seconds later? The demo being played on easy doesn't really do anything for me either.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:29:57 AM
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10/25/2025, 1:32:01 AM
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>>724118126
>>724096003
>>724098152
this is the only time I don't care that they make a character explicitly black because I think everyone who played the original assumed she was based on her lines.
the zoom in on her face though really fucks it up, it's 343 saying "SEE CHUDS, Foehammer's BLACK! FUCK YOU!". it's awkward and pandering. we already assumed she was black there's no need to "confirm" it.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:32:47 AM
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>>724127764
>>724096003
But wasn't she always black? I know we never saw Foehammer but have you heard this bitch speak? You can hear the ghetto she escaped in her voice.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:32:49 AM
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Microsoft I will save you money cancel this project because it is going to bomb. Halo without the multiplayer and the campaign really is not that much different will not sell
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:33:14 AM
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Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:36:36 AM
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>>724096123
So they can market the IP to the ps5 userbase.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:36:54 AM
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>>724103308
yeah it's almost like she's decades older and probably intimidated by the fact that these retards have nothing to offer but her and her coworkers' VA to offer us and that this entire project rides on her ability to deliver the most important character's voice to sell this to jaded millenial/GenX gamers.
do you envy her? I sure as fuck don't.
Cortana was our mother, sister, girlfriend all wrapped into one character. you can't just "redo" that. it's lighting in a bottle.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:38:42 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
this just looks like a dlc for infinite or a fan mod why does this even exist?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:38:52 AM
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>>724117236
>>724095954
Actually, YOU faggots are the reason video games are stagnating
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:39:54 AM
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>>724096973
Should've played MCC, moron. The industry shouldn't have to accommodate for retards like you
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:42:43 AM
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>>724109793
>>724094495
Microsoft actually fired some of the retards from 343 so they’re panicking to show their worth after Infinite wasted half a billion dollars, the easiest angle is a remaster, they don’t need to actually prove their value this way, they can just coast off other peoples work while jingling shiny keys
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:42:58 AM
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>>724108846
>>724107075
the same people posting this image will also pre-order Pokemon ZA without a shred of introspection
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:43:52 AM
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>>724108793
I pirated it.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:44:15 AM
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>>724107725
Microsoft’s gaming division hasn’t been run by nerds since 2008
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:44:47 AM
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It's been over a decade since 343i took over Halo and they've come full circle by releasing a shitty recycled downgrade of Halo CE again but with an even dumber name and you can't revert to original graphics. Did they even take out the Hunter bug or do they actually die with 4 magnum shots to back on easy?
Also I'm calling it they'll delete the voice line where Guilty Spark talks about human history.
>>724096003
>Wearing NVGs in broad fucking daylight
>Stupid fucking design that makes no sense
They had to fucking show us her. They could have done the right thing and kept her a voice.
It's like they want to add shit to things that didn't need improving. Some fucking asshole suggested this and nobody fired him.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:47:00 AM
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>>724099606
Didn't they get the scale totally wrong for the pistol in Halo Infinite as well?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:48:27 AM
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>>724095954
>you faggots are the reason video games are stagnating.
the fucking audacity to say this while promoting a remake
>stuttering cutscene 30 seconds into your PR video
ogey
>faithful yet modernized
>32 round AR
>PP overcharge
>no fall damage
>extremely fast regenerating health
>sprint
>casually driving the warthog into the middle of Silent Cartographer
ogey
>replaced the mystery rock with a plasma pistol
jej
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:50:13 AM
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Put me in charge of Halo. We're going to get rid of running (just an old copycat of Call of Duty's former success,) and we're going to totally overhaul the atmosphere and take it back to Halo 1. We're going to build massive maps again for the campaign missions, it's going to big, empty, eerie, and liminal. Just like the old games were. We're going to keep the story simple, we're going to bring Sarge back, and we're going to have split screen multiplayer again. No lootboxes, no freemium slop, it's a full-ass $60 game complete with campaign, multiplayer, and forge.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:50:51 AM
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>>724109213
>>replaced the mystery rock with a plasma pistol
They already changed it to a Grunt mask in CEA.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:52:59 AM
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Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:56:21 AM
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>>724116794
>dude, it's that mediocre FPS I played when I was ten! Again!
Why don't you just actually play Crysis? Your PC can do that by now, right?
Why don't you play like Soldier of Fortune or something?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:57:36 AM
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>>724108778
The entirety of 343 has been shit from the beginning. You can't just fire the heads and expect the useless remainder to make anything good with new leadership. I'm not going to look this up but I'm assuming you are talking about leadership getting fired.
Look at how they've fucked the lore of the setting - firing leadership doesn't fix that. Those people will still be there.
>>724094353 (OP)
This is it. Xbox is officially kill at this point. For Halo to be on a Playstation is way too symbolic. Its truly over for Xbox.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:06:40 AM
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>>724095332
>fantastic game gets ruined by AI and jeets
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:11:11 AM
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>>724110191
Console wars are the biggest contributor to development friction in gaming. Let's just say there are four "consoles". I don't give a shit which ones anybody thinks they are. Each one has a different development toolkit that every employee making a game has to learn, and sometimes a company just can't teach their employees each kit so that is why there are exclusives. Consoles should have died when PC gaming became affordable. PCs are one of the most modular products on the planet not just in hardware but software as well. If everyone fucking stopped buying consoles when they ceased to have utility (like past the point when people bought a PS3 just for the bluray) then gaming would straight up be 20 years in the future and we wouldn't have fucking studios making games without manual saves like Bloodlines 2.
The consumer is never going to fucking care - they are just going to buy whatever they want.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:19:24 AM
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>>724123114
I thought this was going to be a complete reimagining of halo 1. What’s the main selling point of this as opposed to the master chief collection.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:19:51 AM
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>>724105985
She's voice acted by a black lady, but at first it was jen taylor.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:21:00 AM
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>>724099606
It's the Halo 3 model but engoodened for the unreal engine gfx wrapper
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:21:52 AM
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>>724105985
Foehammer is one of the good ones
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:39:50 AM
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>>724105631
pokemon thread's a few doors down.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:47:23 AM
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>jumping off a cliff and trying to land on the slight slopes so you don't take fall damage
>killing hunters with a few pistol shots
why would you play the gayest most uncool way possible in a demonstration video of your remake that's supposed to make the game look appealing to a new audience? genuinely what is wrong with the person who recorded this and the people who approved its release?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:50:49 AM
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I don't buy games made in UE5
>>724094353 (OP)
WE PUT AN AMMO COUNTER ON YOUR NEEDLER
IN CASE YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED
TO LOOK AT THE FUCKING NEEDLES IN THE NEEDLER
YOU STUPID RETARD BITCH
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:01:42 AM
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>>724113456
This cant be real.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:02:38 AM
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do you guys have any hope for the multiplayer at least
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:03:37 AM
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>make map notably larger in scale than the original for 4 player co-op
>now you HAVE to sprint around everywhere or it takes forever to traverse
>>724113456
They're basically copy-pasting the new Classic Needler model that's on Infinite's HCS store shit right now, but even despite trying to harken back to the original, it has the Infinite needler ammo screen on the back irregardless. Then they put the hexagonal default ass Covvie skin wrap on the thing in the remake (not pictured here).
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:07:13 AM
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>>724114485
>>724113885
No wait never mind, the more I look at it the more I realize they couldn't even be bothered to use the retro model, it's just straight up the Infinite Needler. Useless fucking cunts.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:11:27 AM
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>>724116994
>>724099606
It's a 50 cal magnum. It should be pretty big.
Though Chief is just under 7 feet tall, so it's kinda a mess.
Will it have a graphic toggle option to play with the very original graphics?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:14:45 AM
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>>724114598
>>724114405
No, the game is a full on remake no longer running on the original engine
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:14:51 AM
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>>724115649
>>724096102
And if it flops then what?
>>724113967
Okay yeah, it's just yet another fucking Infinite copypasted asset despite having perfectly usable classic style assets.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:17:29 AM
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>>724096127
It look ugly. It looks like a unity game from 2013. UE5 all have this plastic texturing which is so ugly.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:17:30 AM
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>>724114432
>>724114449
Thank you for letting me know, I appreciate it.
Why do all these unreal remakes look so fucking ass?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:19:08 AM
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>>724114606
Because they're lazy, ever since the 7th generation with HD development it was when a lot of AAA games began using UE3 and it's been downhill from there.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:19:53 AM
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>>724114606
horribly misinterpreted art direction, and an overreliance on default UE5 features assuming it automatically makes everything prettier so it's fine to just slap Lumen and Nanite and Virtual Shadow Maps into everything.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:21:27 AM
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>>724096102
Reminds me on why Wind Waker HD exists
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:22:13 AM
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>that foehammer voice
*vomits*
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:23:45 AM
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>>724114449
Well then its not a large loss if it flops, and it helps gauge how much the Playstation audience wants to play Halo.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:25:21 AM
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>>724116447
>Oblivion remake adds sprint
>Halo remake adds sprint
I hate it
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:25:37 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
>literally just another remaster with AI-generated assets
Okay.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:25:47 AM
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The pelicans feel like they have no gravitas, like they're not even flying.
This shit is so ass.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:26:27 AM
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>>724113885
>>724114485
>Okay yeah, it's just yet another fucking Infinite copypasted asset despite having perfectly usable classic style assets.
CEA and H2A were mostly Reach assets
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:26:34 AM
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>>724107181
>Tyson Green designed The Library (rocket flood and sniper jackals were his idea)
Fuck you Tyson
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:27:12 AM
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>>724096127
christ look at all that smearing on the trees if you think this looks good you are not sentient
>>724094495
It's more mind boggling that they haven't remade 2 and 3 yet.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:31:08 AM
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>>724115185
They did give 2 the Anniversary treatment, and honestly it's way better than CEA. And frankly 3 needs a remaster at best, it seriously doesn't need a full blown remake. This feels a lot like the rebranding attempting to "salvage" the series by making CE up to 2A's snuff and beyond now.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:32:25 AM
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>>724095954
>this will respark thousands of new HALO players
No it won't, and if it did I wouldn't want them to see a lazy shitty remake like this. Fuck you, I hope your check bounces when this game bombs
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:33:31 AM
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>>724095332
>my man
GAYMER DETECTED
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:35:17 AM
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>>724114440
Thank you for letting me know, I appreciate it.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:36:33 AM
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>entire point of the remake is to remake halo CE from the ground up
>it’s not gonna be like the other slop remake that just replaced all the old assets with reach assets
>no multiplayer either so they can focus all their time on making the game look good
>end up just reusing a whole bunch of infinite assets
>reuse a bunch of old halo 5 and infinite animations as well
>use AI wherever they can
>don’t bother to add anything new or exciting or remix levels beyond some crappy hit markers and a useless sprint
I can’t anymore bros…I just can’t…
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:36:55 AM
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>>724095954
You're acting like CE isn't already in the MCC. You can even turn ultra graphic slop mode on to make it look shiny. This will do literally nothing to bring new players in.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:36:59 AM
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>>724118130
>Hitmarkers
Absolute slop
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:38:23 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
There were too many times I reacted "eughh, don't like that." If this is what they felt comfortable to show, imagine what they'll feel comfortable to launch. I'm not the biggest Halo fan, my favorites being Reach and ODST should be a clear indicator of that, but even I had tons of hours playing with friends on Halo 1 and 2 back in high school. I know Microsoft doesn't give a flying fuck and just views this as a cash cow, but they seriously need to shutter this studio and start a new one that is only composed of Halo fans. If they remade it from the ground up and actually focused on making something good people would pay hand over fist.
What a shame.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:40:32 AM
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>>724114485
If it makes you feel better, CEA had even more reused assets in its pre-release previews than the final game.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:41:27 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
Aren’t those the pelicans designs of Infinite?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:42:51 AM
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>>724103308
>Then how did they screw up the delivery?
How old are you now? Imagine the joi de vivre you feel now. Now imagine 2 decades have passed. You think you're gonna have the same energy? If so, I'm proud of you and happy, but most people slow down and lose vigor. Not to mention, Halo no longer matters, and she knows it.
All that being said, I do think this sounds very much like AI
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10/25/2025, 3:45:19 AM
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>>724103308
>Then how did they screw up the delivery?
Because this is corporate slop
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10/25/2025, 3:45:44 AM
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>>724106990
I used to be so hype watching this shit. I was so excited at the prospect of a live-action Halo show. It was perfect, I just thought of these shorts expanded to 1 hour episodes. Fuck man, what could have been
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:45:57 AM
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>>724116386
>Halo CE with Reach assets slapped on
>Halo CE with Infinite assets slapped on
They should remake Halo CE with Halo CE assets slapped on
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:46:38 AM
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>>724123171
>>724107402
what in the holy fuck is this? Did they remaster Deus Ex with a fucking oil sheen?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:46:44 AM
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The real question here is when are the next round of MS layoffs?
Before christmas or immediately after?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:46:51 AM
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Oh, they meant halo CE anniversary remake when they said halo CE remake, they didn’t mean a remake of the original halo CE.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:47:05 AM
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>>724117735
>>724116320
>it's literally CEAA (again)
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:48:02 AM
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>>724115031
Didn't Oblivion have like a crouching button(same as Halo CE) and the speed was also variable according to your stats?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:48:24 AM
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>>724116769
Which scene will they ruin the most?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:48:30 AM
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>>724107502
>So they decided that the single player and multiplayer will be separate games moving forward
I desperately want this industry to collapse
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:48:39 AM
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>>724116604
>>724094495
To introduce Playstation players to the Halo universe, it's time the Halo fanbase is comprised by other than 2007 stuck losers that have been bitching and crying since Reach
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:50:26 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
>sticking with reach style marines
>sprint
>jen taylor over-acting her heart out
>weapon sounds
>warthog redesign number 12
>plasma rifle redesign
>not having the approach to the cartographer be first person and instead it's poorly directed cutscenes
unmitigated ass
soulless slop
of course they have to call it "campaign evolved" because they can't call it combat evolved when it's the same slop from last time reheated
not to mention, yeah, it looks "pretty" but I'm so fucking sick of UE5 - every game has the same semi-realistic look and it ultimately kills any sense of art direction because the devs are lazy and use whatever gay ass preset they can get their hands on
this entire thing just looks like a tech demo where they ported infinite's assets then tried to shit out something as quickly as possible as a proof of concept
where's the product?
>>724107725
Not joking, this is the beginning of the competency crisis for Microsoft. A lot of companies like them are going to have to be made from the ground up again. I do think that by 2030 we are going to see a sort of Genesis in gaming as new players enter the market. Microsoft is in its nadir and on its way out, it's pretty clear to see.
>>724094353 (OP)
It's like they took Halo Infinite and transferred it to Halo CE without using the grapple hook. I don't really see point
>>724116484
just port Halo MCC then
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:51:15 AM
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>>724116594
This is the result* I meant to say, really this has been going on for years
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10/25/2025, 3:52:09 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
Looks fun, can't wait to play it on a Steam Deck and Steam Deck 2.
>>724094495
Because Halo is a dated series that needs a reworking from the ground up. The good news is since it's no longer popular, it can no longer spread its cancer across the FPS genre, it's its own thing now.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:52:32 AM
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>>724095332
>>724095954
Consoomers like this are why we can't have nice things.
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10/25/2025, 3:52:38 AM
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>>724103308
Reminds me of Duke Nukem 20th Anniversary World Tour where Jon St. John's new lines sounded phoned-in.
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10/25/2025, 3:53:45 AM
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>>724116465
Flood introduction through the soldiers helmet cam, the original was a bit cheesy sure but they’ll definitely swing the pendulum too hard the opposite way
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:54:25 AM
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>>724109703
Hey man, you worked hard for that (you). Here you go buddy, love you
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:54:32 AM
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>>724116926
>>724115185
Don't worry, they're next, wouldn't be surprised if they remove the Arbiter sections since that would fix Halo 2, they should just plain rework that crap and make them Chief missions somehow. A Halo 2 remake requires some work.
>>724116604
>just port Halo MCC then
Not him but MCC is dead on Xbox and PC while also having no form of monetization to pay Microsoft back. It's too much work, they're never coming back to that broken dated piece of shit.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:56:55 AM
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time to replay cursed halo
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:57:00 AM
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>>724117863
>>724115185
Literally what is Halo 2 anniversary. And you don't need to remake 3, it's perfect already. Adding in gay ass sprint and UE graphix will only serve to fuck with the game balance and therefore make it worse.
>>724116802
>He doesn't like arbiter
Seething Kigyar.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:57:19 AM
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>>724116971
>>724095548
HCA looks like complete dogshit, I'll take Campaign Evolved any day over that. Seek help
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10/25/2025, 3:57:48 AM
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10/25/2025, 3:58:09 AM
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>>724114230
Remember, this is a gun that regular humans use all over the UNSC. It should be small in the Chief's hands, if anything.
As an aside, Weapons in Halo CE were larger on the ground than they were while in the hands of a player. It was quite noticeable in MP and led to highly skilled players knowing where and how to grab weapons through floors and walls.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:59:26 AM
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This shit is gonna have a Fortnite shop BTW
Demakefags get the rope
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10/25/2025, 3:59:41 AM
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>>724116594
The completely fucked up thing about this situation is that Microsoft was basically the only decent company in tech. The anti-trust and highly publicized security scares scared them straight and they played it so fucking safe that they essentially gave up social media, streaming, online shopping, mobile, and who knows what else but they made a product for power users but was accessible to normal people but apparently not accessible enough because people wanted big fucking buttons that said "show my photos" on their fucking screens and double clicking was too fucking hard for them which makes no sense because that generation had to cut wood so their hands should be machines.
The point is, Microsoft made a product nerds could appreciate. Then the cracks started showing with gaming, streaming, and mobile - they just bought companies and didn't even care if it was good. Now they bought Blizzard, which anybody could have told you is total fucking shit - remaking anything that can sell to old customers is only going to piss off those customers who have been skullfucked by Blizzard-original for coming up on two decades. I mean this was the company that experimented with the 4-day workweek in Japan and declared it a success - and now it's shaving employees and cancelling work-from-home like a common shitbag tech firm because they too overhired through COVID.
Nobody could say Microsoft is evil in the face of Amazon, Google, Facebook, and Apple. Now you still can't call them evil - they're just bafflingly incompetent.
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10/25/2025, 3:59:51 AM
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>>724095756
If you currently don't like the series, why are you still playing it, you're really becoming another Sean Malstrom. Take a break from Halo man, it lost in 2007 and never recovered, get over it. There were better games than it then, there's better games than it now, and this remake looks better than the game you jack off too all the time. Feels like Halo is literally the only game you played and nothing else.
>>724107835
The rumors sound it off that the multiplayer is going to be a live service affair like Infinite as their sort of baseline, while campaigns would be like Call of Duty as things released separately of the baseline akin to DLC addons.
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10/25/2025, 4:01:44 AM
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>>724121632
>>724094353 (OP)
a better fate than extraction shooter Marathon.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:01:47 AM
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>>724116887
It's been fixed on PC at least.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:01:57 AM
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anybody replying to that shit-tier bait should have their fucking head blown off
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:02:29 AM
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>>724117389
>>724117168
Sounds like Infinite 2: Electric Boogaloo. Surely it will succeed this time
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:02:38 AM
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>>724096425
Not him but why can't YOU just do that?
>>724108505
>YOU faggots are the reason video games are stagnating
Halo faggot really has the gal to say this? You stupid fuckers set the FPS genre back for 2 decades.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:02:50 AM
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>>724117640
Ah yes Halo, exactly as I remember it!
>>724116887
Maybe they could add Halo 5 to MCC, that could possibly bring people back to it
>>724117168
I thought that's what Infinite was supposed to be the first time around.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:03:55 AM
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>>724117168
>while campaigns would be like Call of Duty
Halo is dead...
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:04:42 AM
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>>724098152
No, she didn't have a model in CE and they were lazy in CEA.
>>724109050
She was black in the Infinite audio series.
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10/25/2025, 4:04:43 AM
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>>724117738
every remaster looks like
>THIS WILL BE IPHONE IN 2013
>>724117287
Weren't they having engine issues when attempting to port Halo 5 to PC or something?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:05:07 AM
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>>724117291
>>724117227
They're effectively so bankrupt on ideas that they're trying to cast a proverbial do-over. It's not that surprising that they're retreading Infinite's concepts for other methods when they're reusing so much from it anyway.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:05:43 AM
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10/25/2025, 4:05:46 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
This looks like an XBone game.
I was actually surprised by the announcement, and in a good way. Halo CE is too fucking old, its gameplay is too clunky, and unless you play it with the "old game" mentality, it's no longer enjoyable.
I always hated the Anniversary version because despite the new graphics, it was still the old XBOX game I played as a kid. At least this new version will offer a new way to explore the history of Halo CE, new gameplay and shit.
I don't know how long this has been in development, but it would be great if Microsoft pursued remakes of Halo 2 and Halo 3. It doesn't matter if they don't have multiplayer. I haven't played online since probably 2010 when I played Halo Reach, so that's the thing I care the least about. I just want to replay those campaigns I loved as a kid but with modern graphics.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:06:33 AM
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>>724096127
I always hated how none of the retard NPCs would drive it unlike the later games.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:06:52 AM
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>>724117291
Seems like the Infinite engine could not support long term updating so that's what they're trying to fix this time around by using UE5.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:07:04 AM
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>>724116604
>just port Halo MCC then
Lmao, why sell one game, if you can seel three remakes for $70 a pop, they will be selling snoys remakes between main line titles, they eat that shit up easily
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:07:07 AM
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Shills disgust me on a primal level.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:07:10 AM
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Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:07:14 AM
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>>724117287
>>724117375
>Weren't they having engine issues when attempting to port Halo 5 to PC or something?
Xbox is literally a Windows PC. 343 can port it, they just don't want to because they want to move on from it
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:08:30 AM
No.724117616
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>>724095332
>>724095954
KYS 343 subhuman nigger pajeet
>you faggots are the reason video games are stagnating.
Yeah rereleasing a 24 year old videogame is innovation and iteration according to 343 which goes to show how dogshit 343 is
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:08:37 AM
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>>724110191
Xbox's been dead since Dec 2024, man, get over it
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:08:44 AM
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>>724117926
>>724094353 (OP)
Who is this for? I played this exact game 20 years ago, if I wanted to play it, I'd just get out my xbox and load the game up, so, seriously, who is this for??
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:09:03 AM
No.724117640
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>>724117687
>>724117248
Did they borrow assets from Oblivion Remastered? It looks exactly the same.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:09:13 AM
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Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:09:32 AM
No.724117687
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>>724117640
Same devs doing the visuals I believe
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:10:22 AM
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>>724116386
>Aye, we've had Combat Evolved Anniversary, yes, but what about Combat Evolved Anniversary Anniversary?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:10:25 AM
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>>724117365
If only, they look like TV series generic game mockups.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:10:58 AM
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>>724123503
>>724117375
there were reports about that yes
https://overclock3d.net/news/software/former-343i-developer-reveals-why-halo-5-never-received-a-pc-version/
" I wish but it’s never going to happen imo. I think the port that was being considered ran into significant tech hurdles and was scrapped.
– Tyler Owens – Twitter/X"
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:12:04 AM
No.724117852
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>>724096003
>>724109050
It's showing a major character that's normally only a voice, it's a natural thing to do in a remake
What I really don't like is it fucks up the presentation of storming the beach. First person in-gameplay pelican rides are cool as fuck, and you get an overview effect of the beach before you drop down. It's cinematic AND you are in control of your character and you can point your gun. The flow is so fucking good. There's a reason that's a famous scene in video games. Now it's a movie with cuts and a grunt being shot because the covenant isn't allowed to be an intimidating entrenchment. And you spawn at the back of the pelican after it lands and it fades in from black because this a unreal engine project and not an experience.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:12:12 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
This is AI, isn't it?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:12:15 AM
No.724117863
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>>724117950
>>724116926
>Seething Kigyar
No one liked that fucking dino in 2004, get with the program, zoomie
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:13:11 AM
No.724117926
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>>724117627
For people like me who no longer enjoy modern shooters because they don't care about the campaign, just the online multiplayer shit, but we haven't stopped playing videogames because it's our hobby. I'm 34 years old, and the announcement of this Halo CE remake made me happy because it will be a way to replay something I enjoyed as a kid with modern graphics and gameplay.
I haven't played Halo CE since at least 2016, when I tried the anniversary version on the MCC for X1 and thought it was an outdated piece of shit because it was the same old XBOX game.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:13:33 AM
No.724117950
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>>724118208
>>724117863
In 2004, where everyone was gay and decided arbitrarily you can only play as the main protag in any game at any point ever, except us DKC chads, we were cool with it because we aren't gay.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:14:01 AM
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>>724118034
>>724096003
YOU KNOW OUR MOTTO
WE DELIVER
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:14:13 AM
No.724117994
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>>724118215
Look if you play on xbox or pc, just play the mcc. The first remake might not be perfect but you can at least do classic graphics and there's no sprint or ads. Whatever the ads is called in Halo, Slightly zoom in with indicators all over the crosshair. And at least it wasn't remastered using AI. Also
>ue5
when will they learn
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:14:14 AM
No.724117995
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>>724118274
damn the Hunters got nerfed to shit
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:14:23 AM
No.724118005
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>>724118556
>>724117287
Why, Halo 5 is the worst Halo game ever made, the worst in the series, keep that shit on the rotting corpse that is the Xbox, we here on PC, and the Snoys don't need that trash. You Xbots can have it.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:14:42 AM
No.724118034
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>>724117979
>I'VE BEEN HIT
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:15:18 AM
No.724118067
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>>724120104
>>724094353 (OP)
the weird UE5 artifacts are EVERYWHERE. Especially on the waves/water.
I finally got home to watch in hd on my computer monitor and it looks absolutely awful. Really really bad.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:15:35 AM
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>>724117447
Yeah, I'm glad they finally gave Halo CE a Metroid Zero Mission style replacement. There's no longer a reason to play the original game especially when this exists.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:15:54 AM
No.724118108
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>>724118362
>>724094353 (OP)
>Stuttering in a fucking official trailer
It's fucking over
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:16:13 AM
No.724118126
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>>724118330
>>724108023
They're adding levels to the campaign with the remake, I wouldn't be surprised if they expand on her character slightly since the only other notable characters in the entire game are Johnson and Keyes.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:16:18 AM
No.724118130
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>>724118285
>>724115747
fucking this
You wanna know how you figured out if your shot hit in the old games?
>Did his shield go up?
>Is his shield down? (you can tell by the static effect on him)
>Did blood spray out from somewhere on his model?
>No?
>You missed.
Now they can't even understand the basic design principles that people in the 90s and 2000s nailed.
This entire industry is a cargo cult.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:17:32 AM
No.724118208
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>>724118465
>>724117950
Only the gays like the dino, thus why they're a bunch of fur faggots now.
>DKC
I wasn't a fan when Rare did it either.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:17:39 AM
No.724118215
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>>724118348
>>724117994
All they had to do was put the mcc on ps5.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:18:34 AM
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>>724117995
You guys bitched too much about them in Infinite so they nerfed them.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:18:43 AM
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>>724118130
Any game with hirmarkers outside multiplayer is made by comitee garbage.
In case you guys ever forget how to shoot a gun.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:19:27 AM
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>>724118126
They're prequel levels so the only way I really see that happening is via Foehammer bailing them out on Reach or something. But frankly, the fact that she, Keyes and the general Marine chatter are 1:1 the original lines tells me they're not expanding Foehammer, compared to Cortana being entirely redubbed in some AI-tier nonsense.
>>724118215
Snoys don't want that crap, on PC, nobody wanted that crap, it was Halo faggots on PC begging for that broken dated shit.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:20:02 AM
No.724118362
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>>724118108
Stuttering, pop-in, dittering, ghosting. All present in great abundance. It actually looks terrible i'm shocked at how bad this looks.
>>724117447
This remake still looks like they kept too much of the "old game" feel while also butchering the lighting and coloring that gave the original its iconic mood.
Completely wrong balance between "respecting the original" and "updating for modern audiences"
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:21:39 AM
No.724118465
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>>724118575
>>724118208
>furfags
At least we can agree that one things sucks.
>I wasn't a fan when Rare did it either.
Truth be told I'd have liked if DK was unlockable in 2 or at least playable in 3, I never got why they needed Kiddy in the 3rd game, it just made less sense compared to using DK again in that case since they fill the same niche. At least with Arbiter you can say the narriative perspective of being in the covenant is cool, because it is, to me at least.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:21:53 AM
No.724118482
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>>724118636
>>724118304
AAA games are a disease
>>724118348
Only good thing about it were the mods with content from when Halo was still a PC game.
>sprint
>ads "smart scope" like in 5
>no health packs because health regen
>ai upscale
>ue5
>no multiplayer
>suga momma announcer when dropping off vehicle
Ooo you know I delivah HUNNY!!!! BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:22:06 AM
No.724118498
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>>724118641
So we're going to see Linda in the prequel levels right?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:22:54 AM
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>>724118441
It's Halo Infinite assets mixed with AI generated 3D assets, that's why.
>>724118348
I play on ps5 and I wanted. I want to be able to play Halo 1-3/odst
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:23:04 AM
No.724118556
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>>724118650
>>724118005
one major disappointment with Halo 5 was it required xbox live for all multiplayer. If ported to pc and used free internet like mcc does that would be an upgrade.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:23:20 AM
No.724118570
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>>724118603
>>724118487
>suga momma announcer when dropping off vehicle
just like the original game, actually
>>724118465
>narriative perspective
I don't play games for their narrative.
>>724118570
c'mon bro she did not sound like that at all and you know it
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:24:30 AM
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>>724118482
>Only good thing about it were the mods with content from when Halo was still a PC game.
Exactly, that was the only thing good about MCC on PC, other than that, the console shit from 2001-2012 was complete shit.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:24:32 AM
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>>724118498
They specifically cite Chief and Johnson, so I doubt it, though it would be nice to finally get the context that she was comatose on the Pillar of Autumn. But then, we have no Dave Scully since he retired from voice acting, so be prepared for the most non-Johnson soundalike they can get I guess.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:24:41 AM
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>>724118825
>>724118556
How is that a "major disappointment" when it was true and expected for all halo games since the start?
>act man is here trying to hype this ai slop
Fuck off you jew.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:25:41 AM
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>>724118603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hs6TzztzdQ
All the dialogue lines besides Cortana's are 1:1 the original voice lines, bub. Just go fucking play the game again.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:25:41 AM
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>>724118550
You're not missing much, I had the games, the sequels aren't anything to write home about, the remakes should surpass them since they're not really all that special. They're massively overhyped by zoomer trash. Don't fall for trend chasing.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:25:57 AM
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Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:26:24 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
Jesus that looks bad. Don't know why they did this after the MCC was great
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:26:28 AM
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>>724119136
>add retarded structures to the ring to make it look sci-fi and stuff
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:26:31 AM
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>>724118550
Outaide of CEs cool atmosphere you're not missing much
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:26:48 AM
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>>724118870
>>724099092
Jaw surgery btw guys
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:27:22 AM
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>>724118650
there is no local only multiplayer for Halo 5 it requires xbox live account
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:27:25 AM
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>>724118905
>>724118704
Get over it, you lost, you're getting left behind
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:27:59 AM
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>>724118603
Oh nit really was, don't be blinded by nostalgia. You're only noticing now because we're used to being outraged by this sort of thing.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:28:04 AM
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>>724118782
You don't understand he tripped, fell and broke his jaw it was hanging off his face he had to get it rebuilt stronger
>>724094353 (OP)
Every time I see this level, I envision what a saving private Ryan tier beach assault would be like, in a sci fi shooter.
Someone's gonna eventually figure it out
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:28:21 AM
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>>724118937
>>724094353 (OP)
just feels right...
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:28:34 AM
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>>724119043
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:28:36 AM
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>>724118441
I played this shit when I was a kid, so I like what I see. It's a bit more modern, but it's still Halo CE. The important thing is the improved gameplay.
But I haven't played the original XBOX Halo CE in at least 20 years, and the last time I played Halo CE was its anniversary release on the MCC but I didn't finish it because it had the same old gameplay from the game I played as a kid.
So from what I see in the demo, it feels just like I remember CE but prettier.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:29:04 AM
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>>724118889
Slop for the goyim
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:29:08 AM
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>>724119225
>>724094353 (OP)
WOW IS THAT THE SAME GAME I'VE ALREADY PLAYED EXCEPT NOW IT'S FULL OF DEI?!
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:29:18 AM
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>>724118879
Star Wars Battlefront Kashyyk
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:29:25 AM
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>>724119228
>>724118879
oh
and THAT inspired an idea for a video game idea.
Any of you bros wanna hear it!
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:29:33 AM
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Nutana's name from Infinite is Joyeuse, btw
Two questions for anyone willing to answer:
For someone who hasn't played the Halo games even during their heyday, would ODST or Reach be good games to play on a first go? I ask because I never really looked at Halo as something that interested me all that much, but ODST and Reach looked like they might be the closest to being up my alley.
How do these games stack up against Halo Wars? Apparently only Halo Wars 1 is on Steam, but how good is that game for anyone who played it?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:30:19 AM
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>>724118947
What blood? There was never any blood in Halo games dude.
Microsoft told me so!
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:30:31 AM
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>>724119130
They're going to censor Cortana aren't they
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:30:34 AM
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>>724118905
Hope they make the profits a proper boss fight in the Halo 2 and 3 remakes while also introducing the Prelate class as enemies.
>>724118978
2 and Reach are the best ones
3 and ODST are just below
Halo Wars is an RTS but it's good
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:31:36 AM
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>>724118947
Are you blind?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:31:58 AM
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>>724119503
>>724119035
supposedly concept art, not really her CE self but if it's legit then they know its not the Infinite clothed design at least
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:32:02 AM
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>>724118760
I was going to say the ring having an ecosystem to begin with seems stupid to begin with. But then I realized that the Forerunner would mean for their descendants to find the ring, learn it was a prison, and would reinforce it and so having a habitable place makes total sense because terraforming a planet is probably way beyond the technological advancements of a race that acquires space travel. So the buildings aren't really that bad an idea - you would want a pre-built solid foundation to build your shit atop.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:32:52 AM
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>>724107717
Halofags just wanna complain
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:33:07 AM
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>>724120197
>>724118978
>would ODST or Reach be good games to play on a first go?
No, wait for this
>How do these games stack up against Halo Wars?
Halo Wars was a gimped RTS not worth the price. You're better off playing real RTS games on PC or on a Steam Deck over that worthless baby shit.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:33:08 AM
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>>724096127
>That skybox
What the fuck
>>724118978
No play CE and Reach and ignore the rest of the games and this cocksucker.
>>724119079
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:33:20 AM
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>>724118941
THE JACKAL SHIELDS ARE SO WOKE THEY MAKE THE GRASS DISAPPEAR BEHIND THEM BECAUSE THINKING ABOUT MOWING THE LAWN WOULD BE TOO MASCULINE, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:33:26 AM
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>>724118961
Anyone wanna hear it, bros!!!
I'm typing it up with ChatGPT right now
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:33:58 AM
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>>724118978
All of the Bungie games are good. Ignore 343 and this slopmake.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:34:20 AM
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>>724119472
>>724118575
Then why would you care if you play as cheif or not?
>>724119282
Halo 2 is shit
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:35:58 AM
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>>724096003
Eh, it's fine. I think the jacket should have been bigger.or looser
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:36:19 AM
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>>724119780
>>724119324
Yeah nobody thinks that.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:36:27 AM
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>>724107836
It shouldve been two pelicans like the original. The only other pelican to have crashed was Bravo 22 which you hear halfway through the mission. Unless that third pelican is to explain all the unsc gear thats scattered across the island..
>>724119282
Only Halo CE was decent, the rest were shit and overrated.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:37:14 AM
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>>724120197
>>724118978
>ODST
actually not a terrible starting point. It's a great experience and a bit less linear than the mainline games
>Reach
I don't think half the stuff that happens in Reach can truly be appreciated without playing the other games. You won't feel the impact.
Though that being said one of the key characters in Reach was only in the books before that game so you're still kind of SoL in that respect. Back when the game came out there was some bits in the manual to get players up to speed on her.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:37:14 AM
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>>724119324
>>724119412
wtf niggertry is this
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:37:19 AM
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>>724119546
>>724119412
Halo 3 was good.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:37:39 AM
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>>724120170
>>724119290
Because Chief was made specifically for gameplay to shoot shit, gameplay is king.
>>724119130
this version of cortana is so fucking lame, she doesnt look scifi at all its just a blue ghost with stupid clothes. halo 2 cortana feels like it was designed by an asian with taste, im sick of these american monkeys and their shitty design sense.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:38:30 AM
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>>724095954
Would you remaster a great and timeless painting in the hope that it would attract the interest of low IQ subhumans? Go ahead and answer that without revealing yourself to be a low IQ subhuman.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:38:42 AM
No.724119539
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>>724119652
>>724118575
This I completely lost track of what the story is about after 3.
>>724119454
Halo 3 wasn't even good when they hyped that shit up at E3 2007, it got overshadowed by COD 4 and Bioshock.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:39:21 AM
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>>724119503
Praise be to Shi Kai Wang
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:39:51 AM
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>>724119843
>>724119503
Our franchise, gook, go back to worst Korea
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:40:16 AM
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>>724119546
>COD 4
I liked both. And 4 The only COD I've ever liked.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:40:29 AM
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>>724119704
>>724119539
FINISHING THE FIGHT *cue theme*
BROS
I typed it up with chatGPT right now:
https://chatgpt.com/share/68fc3869-af88-8003-8a7f-485c0f1b81c7
"You know, this portion of Halo's Silent Cartographer got me thinking...
Imagine a FPS that was purely just, like...
you complete this scene, right
you complete this level
you complete this area
this challenge
and then?
You finish that & then you begin the next one.
And, that next one?
It'd be as thoughtful and well-designed as the previous one.
So, imagine a 2D side scroller Mario game, right
it's a series of levels, right.
Well...*put hands out* imagine THAT approach to game design, but for an FPS
Who says FPS games only need to be played in these long drawn out stories, you know?
In other words...
Imagine taking the best, most exciting & challenging bits of say, Halo 1:
- slice them up in a series of levels
- stretch out such levels so they are at least a bit longer
- string them together into a series of levels to beat, as a complete game
"
What's the point of playing this over the remastered version that already exists? A sprint button? Are they really so scared of making yet another complete shit original game that they're just doing halo 1 over and over?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:40:55 AM
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>>724119628
And then COD stole its playerbase, kek
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:41:12 AM
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>>724119652
>Gets preorder ready
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:41:32 AM
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>>724119656
huh wrong image
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:42:32 AM
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>>724119884
>>724119398
Go suckoff Dad or War or TLoU while you're at it.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:42:34 AM
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>>724119682
Nothing, and the remastered version was already inferior. 343 just can't make games.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:42:37 AM
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>>724119873
>>724119682
The remastered version sucked ass, that's enough. Plus who the fuck wants to play Halo CE, a repetitive ass game from 2001, even Bungie considered the last stretch a mess.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:43:29 AM
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>>724119656
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:43:29 AM
No.724119843
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>>724119938
>>724119616
koreans are the only people with taste worse than americans. The only reason old bungie was cool is they were a bunch of weebs, 343 is just lame white guys who think starwars and capeshit is peak sci-fi aesthetics.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:44:00 AM
No.724119873
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>>724119787
I guess it was rushed.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:44:11 AM
No.724119884
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>>724119780
Okay, schizo.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:44:34 AM
No.724119909
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>>724094495
because ue5.x money printer go burr
its a useless engine that will get depreciated the instant ue6 is out and fixes everything
i wish they all stayed on ue4
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:44:57 AM
No.724119938
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>>724120237
>>724119843
>343 is just white guys
So, they're better?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:46:24 AM
No.724120029
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>>724120261
>>724119628
Halo is TRVLY the most American game ever, vgh... Now at least I'll know I can ask someone "You like Halo video games?" with an ulterior motive
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:46:39 AM
No.724120048
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>>724118978
both ODST and Reach have more advanced gameplay features compared to CE and 2. Although with this Halo Campaign Evolved it looks to port the modern gameplay to the older setting.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:46:54 AM
No.724120062
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>>724119682
the current remaster is terrible. The real question is why anyone would want to play a remake of halo 1 in the first place, it sucks in the same way golden eye 64 does. It was cool for a console shooter 24 years ago but out of that context its boring as fuck.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:47:46 AM
No.724120104
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>>724118067
same watched it on my 4k 65" and even far away it looks like SHIT
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:47:58 AM
No.724120113
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>>724094353 (OP)
this uhhh...looks good thougheverbeit
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:48:58 AM
No.724120170
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>>724121957
>>724119472
Okay but so was Arbiter. But then you can also cloak whenever you want. You're not saying flashlight > invisibility, are you?
>>724119079
>>724119202
>>724119217
>>724119282
>>724119450
Thanks for the input. I'll just stay away from Halo Wars, but if I really should play the other Halo games to really get Reach, I'll just go with ODST. So it'll be ODST then Halo 2. Much appreciated again everyone.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:50:11 AM
No.724120237
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>>724121996
>>724119938
Old bungie was also a bunch of white guys, they were weebs though. The coolest sci-fi always comes from white guys who understand japanese aesthetics. the worst shit always comes from boring normie nerds.
ULTRA OMEGA GIGA HAPPENING
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:50:32 AM
No.724120261
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>>724120420
>>724120029
Halo was like the quintessential american dudebro series, then it wasn't...
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:51:38 AM
No.724120319
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>>724120197
All you have to do is play CE to get Reach
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:53:15 AM
No.724120420
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>>724120261
Glad it's dead along with Xbox
Did more damage to gaming than Nintendo and Sony combined ever could.
The only reason you're paying annually to play online games.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:56:07 AM
No.724120578
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>>724118304
>HUD elements reflecting a secondary image on the visor
I get they were trying to be cute but I really would rather they not do that and blur things up even more
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:58:27 AM
No.724120731
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>>724120247
AI is embarrassing.
Can you imagine the braindead retards that think this kind of output is helpful or innovating in any way?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:59:12 AM
No.724120778
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>>724094353 (OP)
>Helldivers 2 has a more accurate rendition of the AR including reload animation
grim
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 4:59:30 AM
No.724120798
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I wanna see Cortana saggers
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:02:11 AM
No.724120950
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>>724121657
>>724120247
That's literally how CE was designed. The level right before before Silent Cartographer has a part built around stealth and a part built around tight corridors, both where you don't have access to the pistol and instead have to use the sniper rifle. The stage after Silent Cartographer is a huge, open level where you get to use the tank. Even the Library was meant to be a test on how well you could survive being completely surrounded by the Flood in huge, open corridors. Every stage was uniquely and purposely built with different gameplay ideas in mind. Halo 2 was when it became more of an interactive movie.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:06:57 AM
No.724121207
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>>724121351
Watched a bit of the video and Cortana's lines are freaking me out. Half seem to be the exact original lines from 2001 but then she suddenly keeps talking and it has to be Jen Taylor from 23 or 24 years later and having them right next to each other feels uncanny, but it's such a tiny thing. It's like a very small part of my brain is telling me there's something weird under the surface.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:09:36 AM
No.724121351
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>>724121435
>>724121207
It seems like they chose to re-record like 3/4 of her lines, but in those re-recordings she sounds way more youthful? Like it sounds more like she's the Weapon from Infinite, more than Cortana. She's lacking the deadpan delivery she had in the OG.
>>724121351
So it's original Young Jen sounding robotic right next to Older Jen trying to sound more youthful and emotive. What a disaster.
I wonder what Chief is gonna sound like, his actor is like 70 by this point.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:12:13 AM
No.724121496
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>>724122198
>>724119324
Halo 2 is great
It just needed a balance pass
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:13:06 AM
No.724121539
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>>724121435
a dying old man trying to sound gruff but also emotional underneath it :^)
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:14:46 AM
No.724121630
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>>724121435
Pretty sure they re-recorded all of the Cortana lines in the footage, and they sound like the text-to-speech or an AI generated thing becaus they're completely atonal to what's actually going down. Which is bizarre because everyone else is using the original audio but her, implying to me that they probably are going to use something somewhere or another, like the prequel levels (somehow) to justify not clashing in tone between Jen Taylor lines, but it's still so fucking off.
Shit, it's breathy, it has weird moments of inflection and tone, the whole thing feels off. I just fucking played through Infinite, Taylor is not what she used to be with the character role but the character as both Cortana and the Weapon (or, Joyeuse I guess as the novel calls her now) were explicitly different from CE era Cortana so that makes sense. Here it doesn't even sound like Jen Taylor, but some fucking facsimile.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:14:48 AM
No.724121632
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>>724117183
There's like 50 people across the whole world who give a shit about modern singleplayer marathon but you fuckers are so loud. it's not like it's a quake gacha. it's only an obscure early doom clone.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:14:52 AM
No.724121638
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>>724121821
just post Cortana to escape this mad world
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:15:14 AM
No.724121657
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>>724120950
>Even the Library was meant to be a test on how well you could survive being completely surrounded by the Flood in huge, open corridors
Did it have to do that for four fucking floors, though?
>>724121638
But anon I'm playing ODST I AIN'T GOT NO CORTANA IT'S THE CITY ITSELF SEDUCING ME WITH MERRY LITTLE CHIMES
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:19:10 AM
No.724121873
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>>724121821
What if the phone... rang?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:20:12 AM
No.724121923
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>>724107162
temporal effects, commonly for anti aliasing and gathering lighting / shadows for lumen
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:20:40 AM
No.724121957
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>>724120170
Arbiter existed for the narrative's sake and they ended ruining the gameplay by removing half the damn sandbox to do it with poor level design to boot. As Master Chief, you got almost all of the game's arsenal, as Arbiter, you lost half of it because Bungie couldn't figure out a better way to explore the Covenant.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:21:46 AM
No.724121989
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>UE5 remake
it's all so tiresome...
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:21:55 AM
No.724121996
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>>724122038
>>724120237
But Halo Studios is a bunch white guy weebs too, who do you think made Halo Legends?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:22:16 AM
No.724122017
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>adaptive trigger support on PS5
so the PS5 version of the game has more features than the XSX version of the game?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:22:40 AM
No.724122038
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>>724121996
lol, lmao even
For you old faggots, sprint can be disabled in Halo Campaign Evolved, so you can stop bitching now.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:24:45 AM
No.724122145
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>>724122086
WOW I just unbound sprint and the slop tastes good now!
Are they just pretending Halo Anniversary never happened? Why remake it again?
>sprint and energy swords
343 STILL doesnt understand Halo
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:25:56 AM
No.724122198
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>>724121496
Can't balance shit linear maps and a terrible story
>>724094353 (OP)
>sprint
It's dogshit.
I can't believe they are still making the same stupid fucking mistake, four games in a row.
Classic Halo is RUN AND SHOOT. At the same time. Your maximum movement speed does not negatively impact your ability to fire your weapon. Movement does not affect accuracy.
Modern Halo is RUN OR SHOOT. You can't shoot when sprinting. This fucks the whole game up. No, making sprinting optional does not fix this. It shouldn't be in the game at all.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:28:27 AM
No.724122324
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>>724123896
>>724121821
>IT'S THE CITY ITSELF SEDUCING ME
Well, at least it's not bathroom tiles.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:30:49 AM
No.724122449
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>>724095994
>hitmarkers instead of animation feedback
Fuckers just flop over now
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:31:06 AM
No.724122467
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>>724122384
Separate from the campaign, its own live service thing that this campaign could very well serve as a DLC add-on for.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:32:04 AM
No.724122506
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>>724122384
>CAMPAIGN evolved
>multiplayer
>>724122309
>>724122186
You can disable sprint, you stupid mother fuckers
>energy swords
If I can use the fucking sword in the prequel, why is Chief too retarded to use it in the first game that takes place after it?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:34:30 AM
No.724122638
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>>724122703
>>724122618
Kill yourself retard
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:35:15 AM
No.724122687
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>>724122860
>>724122086
No. You don't fucking deserve this. And I'm not talking about Playstation. I'm talking about how they raped this fucking game.
>A team of passionate, artistic, creative people made one of the greatest franchises of all time, a genre defining, console seller game, equipped with one of the most identity defining soundtracks of all time.
>Let's whore it out to Indians and AI. Copy everything they did that made Halo, Halo, but put zero effort into it, contract jeet slaves who work for pennies on the dollar, use AI so these street shitters barely do their own jobs, and resale it for 70 dollars, missing multiplayer entirely.
>Let's sell you half a game. Pay me now. Money me. Money now.
I hate it so much. I genuinely fucking hate this. Fuck 343 so much for this. You given a franchise worth more than gold, and you delivered shit since 2012.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:35:16 AM
No.724122689
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>>724122860
>>724122618
You can also just not press the button, the maps are going to be changed to accommodate it.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:35:26 AM
No.724122703
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>>724122740
>>724122638
Kill yourself, you stupid faggot, your game is a dated piece of shit, this is what they should have did in 2011.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:35:35 AM
No.724122706
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I dont really care about console war shit, I always had all consoles and PC. But xbox had the best console in terms of power, controller, UI, etc.
Even if they drop out of the console race I hope they at least keep making controllers
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:36:19 AM
No.724122740
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>>724123003
>>724122703
Kill yourself retard
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:36:35 AM
No.724122756
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>>724122186
Don't tell halo fags hate the energy sword now
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:38:34 AM
No.724122858
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>>724119324
This but halo 3
>>724122687
>A team of passionate, artistic, creative people made one of the greatest franchises of all time, a genre defining, console seller game, equipped with one of the most identity defining soundtracks of all time.
It's not even that great, and that team sold themselves to Microsoft, so in retrospect, they were pretty retarded.
>>Let's whore it out to Indians and AI. Copy everything they did that made Halo, Halo, but put zero effort into it, contract jeet slaves who work for pennies on the dollar, use AI so these street shitters barely do their own jobs, and resale it for 70 dollars, missing multiplayer entirely.
That's what you fucking wanted right, oh wait, you don't know what the fuck you want.
>Let's sell you half a game. Pay me now. Money me. Money now.
If your worthless multiplayer can't even beat current COD, BF, Fortnite, or Overwatch, why does it even still exist?
>>724122689
Exactly, you control the buttons you press.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:39:23 AM
No.724122902
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>>724122186
>Why remake it again?
They're basically using the rebranding as Halo Studios to try to wipe the slate clean, and wrap Halo in as a thing for all platforms while hoping to capture new audiences with their retardshiny new thing. They're flagrantly demonstrating that they haven't actually managed to figure out the core criticisms people have of their work in the first place.
Remove the yellow tint. What is this, mexico?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:39:45 AM
No.724122924
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>>724122860
I press the "Ignore" button on steam
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:40:13 AM
No.724122941
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>>724123058
>>724122860
>you control the buttons you press
Yeah, I can also choose to not shoot. Doesn't mean the game will be very fun if I avoid it.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:40:26 AM
No.724122954
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>>724094353 (OP)
looks good but
>changes pistol sound to guy hitting gym pad with a bat
why?
>>724122740
You're not a gamer, you're not a Halo fan, you're a Bungie fanatic. You worship a studio that didn't even come close to how good id, Epic, Valve, or Rare were in their heyday. I find it strange that you lick their asses so hard.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:41:28 AM
No.724123009
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>>724094353 (OP)
Based 343/gaylow studios making suffer midwit millennial early zoomer halofags, I hope halo rots away along those mointain dew drinking niggers.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:41:51 AM
No.724123035
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>>724106414
They overdid every cutscene. I find laughable how chief moves in the last one in the 13 min trailer. He moves like 5 fucking times checking the hallway when it should have been him looking cautiously from left to right while walking a little bit slow and that’s it. But no, he moves like a retard checking the controller sensibility.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:41:53 AM
No.724123036
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>>724123003
>wordswordswords
Kill yourself retard
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:42:18 AM
No.724123048
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>>724123185
>UE is shit!
>Unity is shit!
>Godot is shit!
people really just say anything is shit dont they. i guess every game ever made is shit.
whats next? C and python are shit too?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:42:31 AM
No.724123058
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>>724123130
>>724122941
Then disable it and stop bitching
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:42:36 AM
No.724123064
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>>724123106
>>724123003
All that just to say that you love eating up indian slopmakes.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:43:33 AM
No.724123106
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>>724123197
>>724123064
Go back to Marathon before Sony kills your precious Bungie
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:43:42 AM
No.724123114
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>>724111068
presumably the main selling point is that it's not the mcc which has dysfunctional game breaking coop bugs to this day
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:43:43 AM
No.724123116
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>>724122919
Looks like reach on the second pic.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:43:53 AM
No.724123130
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>>724123269
>>724123058
The game is designed around it.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:44:10 AM
No.724123154
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>>724094353 (OP)
>UE5
God I hate this engine.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:44:27 AM
No.724123171
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>>724116357
they had to do something with diddys reserves
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:44:45 AM
No.724123185
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>>724123048
Unironically yes.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:44:58 AM
No.724123197
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>>724123106
lil sis fighting the ghost of halo's past out here
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:46:16 AM
No.724123261
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>>724123679
>>724109213
>mystery rock
the what now?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:46:23 AM
No.724123269
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>>724123303
>>724123130
Then don't play it
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:47:02 AM
No.724123303
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>>724123430
>>724123269
I wasn't going to.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:47:22 AM
No.724123316
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>>724123676
>>724122860
What the fuck are you on about, you freezer temperature IQ motherfucker?
>You don't know what you want
I know exactly what I want for these Playstation people. Halo MCC on Playstation. Not this bastard version that literally isn't even the same game, and includes no multiplayer.
>worthless multiplayer
Halo started the MLG, you retarded fucking zoomer. It's so been so many years, that newfags like you don't even know that Halo 3 was the most popular e-sport game of It's time.
How someone as ignorant as you can't understand that the DNA of Halo CE is prevalent in all the FPS you play.
Halo used to pull 2-3 million users every single day, they even put a heat map on the main menu to show off. Now it can't even manage 5 thousand because 343 doesn't understand what fun is.
You're as worthless as they are.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:47:49 AM
No.724123341
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>see this shit
>immediately think of the abortion that is the Ratchet and Clank 2016 remake
It's uncanny how shitty and similar they both look. Like they really just can't make nice things anymore, lol.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:48:20 AM
No.724123367
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>>724123619
Has the autistic girl from the bungie forums commented on it yet? The one who got groomed by a 343 employee
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:48:28 AM
No.724123375
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>>724094353 (OP)
I'm more surprised they actually kept the same level of violence form the original compared to Infinite which was heavily sanitized.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:48:47 AM
No.724123395
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>>724120197
Reach is utter sulless garbage, ignore that nigger, play ce and two (project cartographer)
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:49:20 AM
No.724123430
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>>724123496
>>724123303
Then stop bitching
>3 new prequel levels
oh joy
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:50:14 AM
No.724123481
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>>724120197
You mong it's halo 2001, then halo 2004, then halo 2007, skip the rest cause they're only added flair
>>724122618
>You can disable sprint
This does not fix the issue at all.
In Classic Halo, your maximum running speed is the same as your maximum sprinting speed in modern Halo games. No, seriously. You can test this with a Warthog in Forge. Drive forwards for ten seconds. Then, run the same distance on foot. In Halo 3, without sprint, you'll clear that distance in the same time (or less!) than it takes to sprint that distance in newer Halo games.
This is why Sprint is fucking stupid. It doesn't make you faster. Sprint makes you move at the same speed you used to move at in the older games, but you can't shoot during it.
Sprint is bad, and having it in the game, at all, fundamentally ruins the entire game design.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:50:29 AM
No.724123496
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>>724123430
Make me, faggot.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:50:31 AM
No.724123503
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>>724117778
How does that make sense when Halo 5 is literally on PC just not without any campaign or proper online mode.
>>724118487
>>sprint
why do halo bros hate sprint?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:50:45 AM
No.724123520
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>>724118704
He’s going to hype it up until the majority starts to shit on it so then he can pretend he never had any trust in it. That’s how that faggot operates. He’s a professional fence sitter.
>>724094353 (OP)
Clearly I'm late to the thread party, but why does it feel like they always show off Silent Cartographer? The first mission I ever played was Silent Cartographer because it was the demo mission on this disc my 2nd grade classmate let me borrow in 2002. I think they also used a bunch of footage from Silent Cartographer for the Anniversary MCC game too.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:51:20 AM
No.724123550
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>>724123464
They gotta justify the game costing $80, there is no way it comes out lower than that. Hopefully it bombs and they keep it on perma 30% sale to further humiliate the franchise.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:51:39 AM
No.724123571
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>>724123504
It's a needless addition that is only there to appease codfags.
>>724123504
Slows down gameplay
>>724123367
I only know about a troon larping as girl rambling on twatter about 34shit, women don't play halo only ranked MP dude bros, spics and autistic betas.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:53:17 AM
No.724123674
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>>724123526
Because it was the first level they created for the game and was the best level.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:53:18 AM
No.724123676
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>>724123316
No one wants your dated ass MCC games unless their modded to shit to the game's we were supposed to get over the garbage that got released in their respective years.
>Halo started the Esports
Thanks for giving me another reason to hate this garbage franchise
>Halo 3 was the most popular
Popular doesn't mean good
>the DNA of Halo CE is prevalent in all the FPS you play
And I'm glad Doom 2016 and Eternal threw that DNA in the nearest hell portal where it belongs.
>Halo used to pull 2-3 million users every single day
That's expected from a trend, Halo doesn't trend anymore, maybe it's time to grow up, little boy.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:53:21 AM
No.724123679
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>>724123261
The rock Chief kicks into the pit. Admittedly it always seemed out of place
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:53:55 AM
No.724123706
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>>724123504
See
>>724122309 and
>>724123504
It makes the game slower. In the older games, you used to be as fast without sprint as you now are with it. Except you can't shoot while sprinting.
Having your maximum movement speed and maximum combat ability available simultaneously is a core part of Halo. You could even snipe at max zoom, even when running at max speed. Shooting didn't slow you down, and running didn't affect accuracy.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:54:05 AM
No.724123715
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>>724123526
It's the only good halo ce level in the entire campaign thats why
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:54:14 AM
No.724123724
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Did they seriously slow the move speed down so they could add sprint? I definitely remember moving a lot faster in the original game.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:54:20 AM
No.724123727
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>>724123805
>>724123464
>Halo level reversed
>Silent Cartographers reversed
>The Library reversed
>>724123593
>gofast button slows down gameplay
boomer
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:54:55 AM
No.724123751
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>>724123484
Basically in CE you would run at full speed. This "remake" only enables Reach's sprint module but they pasted H5's sprinting animation instead. You're supposed to be at sprint speed when you walk, but this time you're supposed to press a button to reach that speed.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:54:59 AM
No.724123756
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>>724123848
>>724123484
>In Classic Halo, your maximum running speed is the same as your maximum sprinting speed
Yeah, I know, you moved slow as a snail
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:55:01 AM
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Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:56:09 AM
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>>724123727
Nah. If we take the storyboarding literally, it's Chief's days when the Mark IV was the hot stuff of the SPARTAN arsenal. This is pre-Reach even. Supposedly the full suite of expanded items like the Battle Rifle or Needle Rifle will appear in these missions, compared to very rare appearances if any in the main campaign.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:56:47 AM
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>>724123619
Idk who's more cringe, orbiters in the replies of that AGP faggot spamming porn inbetween 343 rants or the 343 shills pretending everything is fine and that any criticism is just boomers yelling at clouds.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:57:06 AM
No.724123848
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>>724124125
>>724123732
In Halo 1/2/3, without sprint, you move as fast as you do in Halo 4/5/Infinite with sprint. Except you can't shoot while sprinting.
>>724123756
And yet, that "slow as a snail" speed was as fast as the sprint speed now is. Adding sprint means they reduced the standard movement speed even further. Ruins the whole game.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:57:44 AM
No.724123885
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>>724123971
>>724123593
Then why halotards used to cry and shid themselves saying gaylo 5 was too fast sweaty and spastic?
Also that faggot nigger halotard shreded nerd and his shit video "slow shooters are better"
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:58:04 AM
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>>724122324
I AM GOING TO ENGAGE IN COITUS WITH THIS ALIEN
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:58:30 AM
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>>724124339
>>724123732
Yes. Halo isn't COD, people take more than 3 or 4 bullets to die, so the pace of the game suffers from people being able to run away from fights.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:58:43 AM
No.724123926
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>sprint made them stretch distances
>clamber made them increase height
>you feel like you're controlling toddler playing nuHalo
>this is a good thing
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:59:09 AM
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>Chief's health now regenerates on its own
Seems like they retconned out the biofoam and gave Chief a healing factor, cool.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:59:30 AM
No.724123971
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>>724124339
>>724123885
Halo 5 required you to achieve 400apm just to move at the same speed as a regular Halo game.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:59:50 AM
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>>724124445
Before this thread dies, I want you guys to know I thought the Engineers from ODST were really cute and I'm sad there isn't an official plush.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:01:29 AM
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Are we going to see engineers in this shit or nah?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:01:48 AM
No.724124084
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>>724124214
Imagine if the Halo series had been in 3rd person perspective GoW-style.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:02:32 AM
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>>724123848
>Ruins the whole game
Almost like how Halo ruined the whole FPS genre for two decades.
People played these games for the campaigns?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:04:31 AM
No.724124209
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>>724124140
That's the only decent thing about this garbage series
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:04:35 AM
No.724124214
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>>724124084
Imagine if Halo Wars wasn't a shitty RTS game and you just played through the entire campaign like every other FPS. Hell, if even accept 3rd Person. All that "good story" locked behind shit gameplay...
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:05:49 AM
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>>724124140
It's what you played when you were too bad for the multiplayer.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:06:36 AM
No.724124339
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>>724123918
>>724123971
Yet again halofags were crying it was too fast and codlike, that the "tryhards" so ng jeet4jeet ruined their chill tactical shooter franchise, on any cringe jewtube shitlow 5 kill montage video you will see halofags crying in the comment section because little sperg kids buckbroke them, kek.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:08:43 AM
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>>724124741
>>724123987
They look like a bunch of prolapsed anus shaped as some gross animal ballon.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:08:57 AM
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>>724095954
>video games are stagnating.
Because of endless remakes. Gaming will stop being stagnated when original ideas come into play. You got your terminology wrong, I think.
Is the MasterChef collection alright?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:11:59 AM
No.724124620
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>>724124878
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:14:08 AM
No.724124725
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>>724124548
It's decent now but it used to be pretty buggy on release
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:14:22 AM
No.724124741
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>>724124850
>>724124445
No no they're cute aliens. What happened to your whimsy?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:14:29 AM
No.724124750
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>>724125558
>>724124140
Truth to be told, halo kiddies don't care about Halo, they just feel nostalgic remembering when they played it as toddlers with their friends, they larp claiming they like those shit slow clunky games and talking sbout the generic dull plot of space jihad vs chad space zog but in the end they won't even play them, not even on PC either pirated nor emulated.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:14:49 AM
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>>724124548
there's lingering issues because microsoft pulled the plug on updates after the community rejected any potential microtransactions being added, but generally they're the best ways to play most of the games, besides Halo 2 needing a tickrate fix mod from the workshop because oopsie daisy, the enemies doubled their tickrate in the port so they're hyper aggressive by reacting twice as fast
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:15:30 AM
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>>724124861
>>724124548
It's woke trash
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:16:08 AM
No.724124850
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>>724125048
>>724124741
Cannot have whimsy in post modern times. Everything has to be either serious or sarcastic ironic self aware.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:16:20 AM
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>>724094353 (OP)
Hmmm, yes. Nice. NOW WHERE IS IT? HOW HARD CAN IT POSSIBLY BE IF THEY CAN REMASTER HALO TWICE BEFORE KOTOR.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:16:24 AM
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>>724124810
heh... woke me... heh... when you need me...
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:16:37 AM
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>>724094495
To add more women and minorities (and maybe a gender neutral bathroom or two to the pillar of autumn)
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:16:46 AM
No.724124878
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10/25/2025, 6:16:46 AM
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>>724124985
>>724095954
Why can't they just make a good new game?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:19:00 AM
No.724124985
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>>724125206
>>724124879
Why would they?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:19:58 AM
No.724125048
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>>724125329
>>724124850
Look at this butt
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:22:21 AM
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>>724095954
>thousands of players
Before 343 it had millions.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:22:59 AM
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>>724124985
I have no argument because you're not wrong. I can't say gamers don't deserve the games they get based on what they buy, so meh.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:25:42 AM
No.724125329
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>>724125048
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS GAME I'M YIIKING OUT
Is this a reboot or a remake?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:27:15 AM
No.724125407
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>>724126034
>>724094495
>we are too incompetent to make a sequel to live up to something made years ago so we are going to reboot the franchise
see also:
>saints row 2022
>last of us 1 remake
>Metal gear solid Delta
>Star Fox
>Timesplitters (RIP)
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:29:41 AM
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>>724124750
This, they also won't shut up about Bungie as if they worship the damn studio.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:32:48 AM
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>>724127764
>>724096003
her voice has always been inescapably black.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:35:41 AM
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>>724126694
>>724125394
It’s just a remake bud
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:36:58 AM
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>>724126694
>>724125394
A remake, they were never going to reboot the series when they added so much lore to it, but the remake is most likely retconning the relationship between humans and Forerunners making them separate.
>>724125407
>15 years of technological progress
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:40:15 AM
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>>724126034
Right looks beautiful and like Halo, left looks like complete shit
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:41:26 AM
No.724126170
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>>724126034
I won't buy your game.
>>724098843
Didn't they speak english in some games?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:50:05 AM
No.724126694
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>>724125875
>>724125936
>A remake of remake
What's the point? Can't they just make spin off like Helldivers clone or something
>>724126631
2 and 3, but CE started them off as not speaking english because early alien weirdness intent, and Reach specifically took away the english to make them genocidal creepy alien monsters like CE again. It's pretty much canon that translation tech improved as the games go by to understand them better, so this is functionally retconning that whole thing.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:51:53 AM
No.724126797
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>>724126932
>>724122919
This genuinely looks like an AI slop image
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:52:55 AM
No.724126859
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>>724126948
>>724126715
Yet grunts speak english.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:54:17 AM
No.724126932
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>>724127591
>>724126797
Blurry and low res?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:54:33 AM
No.724126948
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>>724126978
>>724126859
Because it is funny
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:55:18 AM
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>>724126948
It still made no sense.
Also, reach suc
>>724126715
>>724126631
Fun fact, the language the elites speak in CE is just Sgt Johnson voicelines played in reverse. the famous "wort wort wort" is just johnson saying "go go go"
2 and 3 the elites spoke english, yeah.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:59:47 AM
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>>724127007
It's weird how little the average halo tard knows about halo, and what little they know they know from an e-celeb on jewtube
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 7:00:01 AM
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>>724127007
AHHHHHHHH, OLD WOMAN!
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 7:00:13 AM
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10/25/2025, 7:07:23 AM
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>>724126932
>4K screenshot
>somehow looks blurry, fuzzy and with chromatic aberration
How the hell is this possible?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 7:11:07 AM
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>>724125718
>>724108087
She was voiced by Deborah Willson before she became the meme goto mocap actress.