Thread 724122505

Why don't they make more pre-history vidya?

Is unga bunga cave man shit not popular or just too boring?

I don't find goonslop threads interesting.

>>724122505 (OP)
Far Cry Primal was the last good Far Cry game.

thinking about making a pre historic period like Conan, bronze working would be a thing tough, and big cities, I really enjoy massive pre historic cities

>>724122580
So why do you click on them?

>>724122505 (OP)
artist?

>>724122580
do you believe that your opinion is somehow worthy of sharing?

>>724122834
>>724122745
Why reply to my post if you aren't tired of goonslop?

>>724122505 (OP)
>Out hunting with his wife
We need to return

>>724122505 (OP)
Is this Shrek?

>>724122505 (OP)
sex with dino

>>724122505 (OP)
stop making threads about every image you think is amusing even though it has nothing to do with videogames and then coming up with a post that has the word game in it that you dont actually give a fuck about you just wanted to post your retarded picture because you are 14 and think its funny

>>724123286
You didn't get fp so it's not as funny.
Step it up next time

>>724122894
Answer the question, bitch.

>>724122505 (OP)
Games with big fat 12ft lizard ladies?

>>724122505 (OP)
>Is unga bunga cave man shit not popular
We're about to get another season of unga bunga cave man show for some reason so people can be convinced to like it
You just have to make it interesting, and maybe add some mysticism and weirdness to it other than 'Grug find rock, Grug throw rock'

I heard Far Cry Primal was pretty good.

>>724122505 (OP)
Just play monster hunter

>>724123568
Stop being a fragile pussy when your irrelevant shit threads get called out.

>>724123279
Seeing blue raptors evoke the same autistic energy as sonic oc's and i don't know why

>>724123845
Nobody takes you seriously. You are just an obnoxious insect. Do everyone a favor, yourself included, and stick to threads that actually interest you. That, or kill yourself. Either way works.

this is what modern society took from us

>>724123982
Are you samefagging or are you honestly underage enough to think replying to such obvious bait seriously is worth any energy?

Post dino tits or engage with the actual op

>>724123982
Stfu parasite you have numerous boards for your goyslop and don't use them, neck yourself you invasive faggotard.

>>724124109
That's an incredible hunter, keeping his big lizard wife that fat.

>>724122505 (OP)
I remember there was a game released semi-recently about playing as apes or early humans in a jungle. It used modern UI and highlighted every pickable item in an obnoxious way so you wouldn't even dare to get immersed into the period.

>>724122505 (OP)
Prehistoric vidya already peaked

>>724122505 (OP)
it's not an instant seller, and has the hazards of woke fake sociology majors.

Think of how hard Okami is of a sell and their tower defense game, and that's with goddam capcom

>>724122709
Hell, we barely have anything earlier than the greeks and around egyptian empires.

>>724122505 (OP)
Did they ever found the fossil of these things

massive anthropomorphic dino women sexo

>>724124673
I'm going to say it
pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs

featherfags btfo

>>724122580
Retard

>>724127991
reminder that the total area of scales found was significantly less than 1 cubic foot and that all feathered animals ALSO have scales

>>724128201
new featherfag cope just dropped

>>724128239
>new
this is a reminder for a reason

>>724128264
you lost
remember that

the liberal media doesn't want you to see this

>>724130860
Fuck, my ancestors had it good.

>>724123741
Primal is still going?
How shit has it become?
I stopped at season2 start and them crossing the ocean to the new continent

>>724122594
i literally can't remember the last far cry i had fun with

i guess 3? didn't really like the later part after you killed vaas, felt half assed. 4 was outright boring.

>>724127714
Why were dinosaurs so cool looking?

>>724133770
So you think they're cool, duh.

>>724122505 (OP)
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>724133802
>I wasted nearly 2 minutes and he never expands his head flaps

>>724122580
>I'm gay
We know.

>>724133852
Looks she's packing.

>>724133937
They only do that if they're angry.

If dinosaurs could see the species at the top of the food chain these days (Human's) I can't help but imagine that some small bipedal scale less thing is what replaced them.

>>724130860
Look at that thick tail
Perfect to hold onto when you're cumming inside so hard you feel like you slipping out of reality

remember to read scalie schoolie

>>724122505 (OP)
Design me a cave man game that wouldn't just devolve into an open world survival crafting sim

>>724131616
season 2 was complete woke garbage

>>724133937
You've got mail

>>724134152
It's still alive?

>>724133802
I wonder what is the mental capacity that lizard has to understand affection and companionship with a human, if it can at all.

>>724134323
i don't think so
but the memories are good

>>724134397
Larger ones absolutely can.

>>724134152
>"Scalie" Schoolie
>Best girl is a frog

Is this the thread

>>724134672
amphibians are honorary reptiles
they're a more respectable family member than birds even if they're adopted

>>724122580
>slop
>oon/oomer
Only needs a wojack to complete the cancer trinity

>>724122505 (OP)
Idk. Because most devs are braindead and just play follow the market leader. Go make some I guess.

>>724134718
THOUSANDS YEARS AGO...

>>724134397
as far as i know, reptiles in general don't really have the capacity to form emotional bonds or develop affection for humans in the way something like a dog can. that doesn't mean they can't actively enjoy and seek out your presence (you're warm and it feels good to be touched by warm hands, after all) it's just that they don't really see you in an affectionate way.

>>724135036
Depends.
How good of a pet something is really depends on how many social instincts that animal has to begin with. Hence cows and sheep make surprisingly great pets, if you get them while they're young.
So people commenting about how their snake or fish likes them are just projecting, but some species of iguana or tortoise can socially bond.

GOOOOOOODSSS
Make dinosaur women real, and my life is YOOOOOURSSS

>>724135763
>wish granted, dinosaur women are now real
BUT
>you will die when it happens and won't be alive to experience having a dino gf

>>724135901
Then at least I will die knowing I saved my brothers from the awful fate of living in a world with no dinosaur women. I will die a martyr and be remembered as a saint.

>>724124109
Naomi looks different from how I remember

>>724124673
She's perfect
>>724126660
they are cute though

modern devs are retards who need lore explanations for why theres a hud or why the game is played with a controller so they cant think their way into making caveman game

>>724135398
Do monsters count as dinosaurs? If they do, is Susie even a dinosaur monster?

>>724135901
We shall erect a statue in his honor, and this day will henceforth be known as "Anon's day".

>>724136507
Maybe I will get a dinosaur wife in heaven...

>>724122505 (OP)
This is one of the settings I want used so much but at the same time I hope it never sees another title again. It can be done as it has been already done multiple times - Egypt campaign in AoE, Far Cry Primal (fucking hell such a good game), these are my favorites - but nowadays if any game uses this setting it will be survival/basebuilding/pixel/free asset packs pieces of crap in a permanent early access that will go radio silent after the 1st year on steam or whatever. Bootleg pieces of shit. If I get a Far Cry Primal 2 from Ubisoft I'd be full of ecstasy. I'd like a Mirror's Edge in primal times, that would be fun as fuck.

>>724135398
Needs Noelle watching from the window like Yamcha in the DBZ collab

>>724122505 (OP)
>ancestors
not my problem

>>724130860
>liberal media
You mean conservative fundamentalists, the ones making war on your right to look at porn.

>>724136616
99 dino virgins for anon

>>724137040
44 dino virgins and 45 dino succubi who will blow your mind and destroy your dick

But if they're chasing men, that implies female on top mating.
But wouldn't that result in their giant tail clapping you in the balls on every downstroke though?
Like look at her monster tail, you think it's gonna be CLAP CLAP CLAP but actually?

WHAP WHAP WHAP.

>>724136445
my headcanon is that susie is just a dinosaur and not a monster, hence why she bleeds

>>724122505 (OP)
>giant handprint is way too big for man
>tittyzilla only has 4 digits
What's the lore implications here?

>>724127714
>udders
>on a reptile

>>724134057
ngl, that's cute

>>724138734
I already would you don't have to convince me!

>>724134838
that game has so much wasted potential

>>724134057
>>724134609

>>724136395
it's called VIBE CODING DAD!!!!
ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT!!!

>>724122505 (OP)
There is no such thing as pre-history.
What the hell even seperates what makes something historical to being "pre" historical, if we can find traces of it's existence and analyze both. Can't just be the formal definition of "before writing existed", since, aren't cave paintings a form of writing?

>>724122580
FPBP

>>724139108
History means it was recorded.

>>724139108
Paintings aren't written text

>>724139174
It does not, but humoring you, aren't said cave paintings, footsteps, even bones forms of registry, that indicate that this individual existed there?

>>724122745
So he can whinge, obviously

>>724122505 (OP)
>>724124109
>>724133852
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ILcgtKGbzaQ&pp=ygUlQWdvIHdoZW4gdGhlIGJvdWJkYXJ5IHZldHdlZW4gcG9rZW1vbg%3D%3D

>>724138782
>Susie is actually a genius
>She just seems like a retard because genius by feral animal standards is still dumb as rocks by human standards

>>724124316
I wish 4chan still had /l/ so you transientniggers would fuck off back to retarddit.

>>724139108
Here we have a painting depicting the 1898 invasion of Earth by the martians. We can tell that this really happened by the fact that it was painted, and therefor part of recorded history.

>>724139860
My great great grandfather got vaporized by Martian you insensitive cur

>>724124109
Is this real? please reply

>>724122505 (OP)
>dino wife
>herbivore
Why go so far for based and stop in such a unbased place

>>724139108
Because we have no fucking clue what their culture was about and what God they worshiped.
We know nothing, literally nothing, except what we can extrapolate. The chain of oral history was broken, there is no tether from them to us.

Even bone in the nose Africans have an oral history we can ask them about.
We can read Sumerian texts.
We can read Olmec records.

We have no fucking clue who the Mungo Man was, what his people worshiped, how they lived, how they thought. We have a corpse, and some fragments of tools, and our musings.
THAT is why it is pre-history you fucking idiot.
The chain of knowledge between them and us has well and truly snapped.

>>724139975
My great grand father road killed two dozen martians with his battleship, you pansy.

>>724122505 (OP)
>>724124109
>>724130860
Fat dino girls make me hard as fuck... Why?

>>724140253
Caveman genetic memories

>>724140253
Because fat.
Because scales.
Because primitive.
Because you just want to imagine killing a mammoth for her and watching her eat it all.

>>724135036
>my huge dino wife only wants me for my human body
diamonds

>>724140253
>fat
>dino
that's why

>>724139860
Yes, this is just as outlandish and silly and fictional as the cave paintings depicting people hunting animals, you're right, great analogy, definitely not the most retarded strawman in the world if you thought about this for 0.2 seconds

>>724122505 (OP)
Pic related didn't sell exactly well. There is also a city builder set in the era but it's about as entertaining as watching paint dry.

>>724140253
You really have to ask 'why'?

>>724139860
My great great grandfather vaporized some faggot before being killed with his platoon by a battleship you insensitive curr

>>724139108
Because it is literally defined as "preceding written history", you autistic fuck.

>>724135398
gosling.jpg

>>724139237
>aren't said cave paintings, footsteps, even bones forms of registry, that indicate that this individual existed there?
They are historical but we have to extrapolate literally every last thing about them making them pre-history
We are aware of roman culture, we have context as to various shit such that our guesses about the shit we don't know are fairly informed and that's besides the outright documentation they left behind. Random cave drawings or menhirs are not documentation in explicit language, they could mean half a dozen different things and we're taking a shot in the dark as to which one.
>>724140470
>battleship
Your granpa was a stolen valor lying faggot.

>>724140469
that pic looks 100 times better than the
>unrealistic fat blob human with a normal dino head attached
pictures posted before

>>724140398
My point is that paintings alone don't really count as recorded history. You have no way of telling whether the events in that painting are fictional or real without context clues. Context clue which we don't have for pre-historic people.

>>724140253
Thicc anthros are good for the soul

>>724140469
Is that supposed to be Rosa?

>>724135036
It definitely depends on the species (same with mammals honestly), but they have been observed to experience and show (in their very very reptile manner) complex emotions like attachment and mourning

>>724122505 (OP)
Was that drawn by Upaiai or some other guy?

>>724140716
Yeah man, there's no way to tell if early man hunted animals, you're right, those paintings are just prehistoric high fantasy.

>>724135036
>reptiles in general don't really have the capacity to form emotional bonds or develop affection for humans in the way something like a dog can.

So many dumbasses think that all animals are basically just dogs of different shapes and sizes that there's a whole trope about it.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAnimalsAreDogs

>>724140873
We can tell as much about early man as we can about the dinosaurs. At that point its not history, since there's nothing recorded. Those cave paintings are the same as fossilized animal droppings

>>724136890
>n-no... not my porn!
>I better vote for the open borders party so I can keep my porn
do you think you can keep me hostage like that?

>>724140953
>reddittropes

>>724140816
I'm about to cry thinking about how billions of adorable pigs with the same retard goofball animal brains as that lizard die horribly each year. What a cruel joke

>>724136890
I have Democrat fatigue.

>>724141073
The world would be better off if humanity didn't exist.

>>724122580
Only good reply ITT

>>724141016
Yes, this is Reddit.

>>724137807
Anon I know math is hard but you could have another 10 dinos.

>>724141120
We must keep going until humanity advances enough for trillions of pigs to enjoy a pig utopia every year and make up for all the horror.
we just need to kill all niggers first.
for the pigs and the iguanas

>>724134841
Wait, wait... who unionized?

>>724141232
so we msut become better (nonexistent) men for our pigs?

>>724140694
sauce on this?

>>724141073
We die, animals die, sooner or later, horribly or peacefully. If we go full Darwin, then all that horrible death is a compromise for assuring their survival as a species. Not saying that it's okay, the way we treat animals should be improved as much as possible and that it is our moral duty as a civilized and dominant species, but as far as I'm concerned, we're slowly trudging in that direction. We as humans should get some slack in this regard since industrialization did a number on our collective psyches and we ended up killing ourselves horribly en masse for quite some time as well

>>724122505 (OP)
I do not care for reptiles.

>>724141495
Then shut up, nerd.

>>724141120
If humanity didn't exist another species would have risen to do the same
You retarded misanthrope

>>724141536
Maybe, but I maintain my position.

>>724141120
Okay, then kill yourself. If you want the world to change, begin with yourself.

>>724141120
Nature is more evil than humanity could ever be.

>>724141536
Why are evolutiontards so stupid?

It's been 4 billion years according to you people yet nothing else has our level of intelligence.

>>724141120
>>724141707
>>724141774
>babby's first nihilism
I seriously hope none of you guys procreate.

>>724141541
meow meow

c'mere buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-zGIS-WWZQ

>>724135036
some reptiles can definitely do it
you have to get them basically out of the egg but they're smart enough just not overly social

>>724141370
ITS THE PIG'S TURN...

>>724122580
fippy bippy, i will never understand how people can can draw this blatant fetish shit with disgusting hyper proportions and then pretend that what they're doing is perfectly normal. these people are mentally ill. also even actual porn drawings are enhanced if the subject is something not inherently sexual.

>>724141862
Why are you so retarded and incapable of understanding evolution? Its a basic concept

Hey, Clever Girls got a demo. I didn't even know that.

>>724124536
Ancestors?

Have you played her game?

>>724134086
Humans have a broken ability to throw projectiles. Completely meta changing.

>>724142368
git gud rektiles

>>724142262
>Zniw
Wut?

>>724141408
AI, don't remember from where
maybe one of the boorus
she is resting her head on a thick veiny cock

>>724142069
I get a consistent crash after like the fifth stage. Sucks, Petri a cute.

>>724128201
feathers of the gap

>>724141774
humanity is part of nature

>>724142621
It's her name.

>>724139108
>bait only historians will get

amazing

>>724139860
unironically, it is, but not for the immediate value of it. An example always used is some fake hitler diaries from the 80's. While the content is fake, it's still historical because one must understand what caused a person to want to make a forgery in the first place.

>>724122580
>yet another first post ragebait (You) magnet that will actually keep the thread alive (even more so since sage has been disabled)
/v/ermin mongoloids will never learn

>>724142262
I've seen this before but don't know what it is

>>724142925
>not in the distant future where tetrapods have gone extinct and sapient spiders have taken over the world and one of them falls in love with you

>>724133770
we just make them look cool, all we have is their bones to interpret from

>>724143180
They probably looked cool tho

>>724142069
wait wtf I thought that was a visual novel

Guess I’m jacking it to Dinosaurs later today

>>724142898
>sage has been disabled
proof?

>>724143610
he's trying to bait a report for announcing saging because he's a faggot wannabe janny

>>724143797
desu i actually saged with that post since i wanted to test firsthand but it seems like the thread got autosaged anyways

>>724122594
instincts predator*

>>724142069
Never heard of it but it has my attention now.

>>724141862
Because if anything else threatened us on the field of intelligence, it would have risen against us and we would have killed it. You're acting like humanity isn't an active participant in what lives and dies in this world.

>>724142069
why does a dinosaur game need a lgbt tag

>>724144738
because it has lesbian dinosaurs

>>724130860
Did the artist sit on the cuck-rock in the corner to paint this?

>>724144738
Ew, no wonder I hadn't heard of it.

>>724144794
stupid, attention grabbing divisive shit
do you really need to market your game this way?
you don't even notice well written gay characters because they fit in the story, but this is just plastering a giant "LOOK WE MAKE A SPECIAL GAME ABOUT SPECIAL PEOPLE (dinosaurs)" sign

>>724144794
doesn't mean it has to be that way in fanart or headcanon

>>724145269
>attention grabbing
bruh, the only people who notice that are those that scan the tags for shit to get upset over. I've seen people be surprised when they found out the dinos can date each other.