Thread 724137524

Why is every Chaos God except Khorne so cringe and gay?

>>724137524 (OP)
Because 40k is cringe and gay in general
Fantasy is simply better I'm afraid

Nurgle: join me and i'll give you ebola
Tzeentch: join me and i'll give you schizophrenia
Slaanesh: join me and i'll give you g.r.i.d.s
Khorne: join me and i'll turn you into a badass demon from hell on a heavy metal album cover

yeah it's a real tough choice you know they're all so good.....

>>724137524 (OP)
Because that's what they are. You merely have to convince the entire universe to make them something else if that doesn't please you

>>724137524 (OP)
I would be all over Slaanesh if she had dudes like these instead of those crab faggots.

>>724139259
>Slaanesh
>>724139259
>she

They're all cringe and gay. Even Malice. Even minor gods. It's nothing but cringegaycore.

>>724139464
>The Rat God
>last god to show up
>builds a series of tunnels and subverts kingdoms from the inside

>>724137524 (OP)
Because they're evil, next question.

>>724137524 (OP)
Nurgle is awesome.

Basically the new Khorne with how much GW loves to push him nowadays.

>>724137524 (OP)
All Chaos Gods a cringe and gay.

>>724140658
gramps is a "safe" choose that doesn't require a lot of work, same as khorne but he's been too overused over the last years. We don't get Slaanesh for obvious reasons and Tzentch is hard to do properly.

Guns > Gods

>>724140973
Tzeentch would be easier if they had pushed harder on the ambition portion of his domain instead of the capriciousness

>>724141272
Traitor marines > chaos marines but GW disagrees and has pretty much retconned and squatted everything to that effect
>le IW are actually just black legion but with zero models or lore! wowza!

>>724139398
The eldar know.

>>724141462
>ambition
That is now under slaneesh, the god of excess.

>>724141894
"no"

>>724137817
>Nurgle
overweight coofers
>Tzeentch
purple and pink magic, literally faggots
>Slaanesh
coomers and trannies
>Khorne
Men