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Anonymous No.724137524 [Report] >>724137564 >>724138250 >>724139259 >>724140260 >>724140658 >>724140731
Why is every Chaos God except Khorne so cringe and gay?
Anonymous No.724137564 [Report]
>>724137524 (OP)
Because 40k is cringe and gay in general
Fantasy is simply better I'm afraid
Anonymous No.724137817 [Report] >>724142213
Nurgle: join me and i'll give you ebola
Tzeentch: join me and i'll give you schizophrenia
Slaanesh: join me and i'll give you g.r.i.d.s
Khorne: join me and i'll turn you into a badass demon from hell on a heavy metal album cover

yeah it's a real tough choice you know they're all so good.....
Anonymous No.724138250 [Report]
>>724137524 (OP)
Because that's what they are. You merely have to convince the entire universe to make them something else if that doesn't please you
Anonymous No.724139259 [Report] >>724139398 >>724139398
>>724137524 (OP)
I would be all over Slaanesh if she had dudes like these instead of those crab faggots.
Anonymous No.724139398 [Report] >>724141665
>>724139259
>Slaanesh
>>724139259
>she
Anonymous No.724139464 [Report] >>724139579
They're all cringe and gay. Even Malice. Even minor gods. It's nothing but cringegaycore.
Anonymous No.724139579 [Report]
>>724139464
>The Rat God
>last god to show up
>builds a series of tunnels and subverts kingdoms from the inside
Anonymous No.724140260 [Report]
>>724137524 (OP)
Because they're evil, next question.
Anonymous No.724140658 [Report] >>724140973
>>724137524 (OP)
Nurgle is awesome.

Basically the new Khorne with how much GW loves to push him nowadays.
Anonymous No.724140731 [Report]
>>724137524 (OP)
All Chaos Gods a cringe and gay.
Anonymous No.724140973 [Report] >>724141462
>>724140658
gramps is a "safe" choose that doesn't require a lot of work, same as khorne but he's been too overused over the last years. We don't get Slaanesh for obvious reasons and Tzentch is hard to do properly.
Anonymous No.724141272 [Report] >>724141462
Guns > Gods
Anonymous No.724141462 [Report] >>724141894
>>724140973
Tzeentch would be easier if they had pushed harder on the ambition portion of his domain instead of the capriciousness

>>724141272
Traitor marines > chaos marines but GW disagrees and has pretty much retconned and squatted everything to that effect
>le IW are actually just black legion but with zero models or lore! wowza!
Anonymous No.724141665 [Report]
>>724139398
The eldar know.
Anonymous No.724141894 [Report] >>724141969
>>724141462
>ambition
That is now under slaneesh, the god of excess.
Anonymous No.724141969 [Report]
>>724141894
"no"
Anonymous No.724142213 [Report]
>>724137817
>Nurgle
overweight coofers
>Tzeentch
purple and pink magic, literally faggots
>Slaanesh
coomers and trannies
>Khorne
Men