Halo fans are the most mentally ill fans on the planet
The new Halo must be good if this is the most viral critique the Halo "fans" can come up with.
>>724200564 (OP)
do you even understand why an ammo count on the needler is retarded?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:32:26 AM
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UH GUH DURR
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:33:36 AM
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10/26/2025, 3:33:45 AM
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>>724200637
It's an OP on /v/, so no, he's completely retarded.
what's the problem exactly? seems helpful.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:34:05 AM
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>>724216414
>add dakka
>fake ork fan screeches
sad
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:35:17 AM
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>>724200925
>>724200564 (OP)
But all weapons had a ammo count in the og games, even the sword.
>sprinting ruins the hecking mystery my fellow xirs!
>yes I can just not sprint but still!
Kek
>>724200637
An ammo counter on every gun is retarded because the HUD has the ammo counter. Why not look at my HUD?
>LE STORY AND ROLEPLAY
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:36:27 AM
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>>724200865
The needler now has two ammo counters.
>>724200771
the needler in halo 1 already had an immersive environmental ammo counter, anon
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:40:03 AM
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>>724201310
Halo was always good. You were just convinced otherwise because it wasn't on one specific platform. Now that it's on that platform, everyone is going to jerk off about how good it is. It's going to be, for as much as the world cares, the best Halo to ever exist.
Whether the game itself is actually good doesn't matter.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:40:17 AM
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>>724200637
here didnt the needles go away as you fired, so the design of the gun itself acted as an ammo counter
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:40:19 AM
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>>724216245
>>724200771
The needler already has a visible physical ammo counter. The needles. You can already see how many needles are loaded/spent by looking at the top of the gun. This would be like if Isaac Clarke had his health meter spine, then also had a screen on his back right next to it that said XX% health.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:40:29 AM
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>>724216245
>>724200771
Anon it's the fucking needler, it shoots the purple needles that are on the gun's back
That is by itself an ammo counter, it's retarded to add another one on top of that
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:40:37 AM
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>>724201383
>>724200906
the needles on the needler are the ammo counter anon, they disappear as they get shot.
a digital display ammo counter is pointless since there is already a giant fucking ammo counter on the top of the gun.
so you really didn't understand why it was pointless.
I don't even like halo or play it and I know how the needler works, are you really that retarded?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:42:56 AM
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>>724201020
Ikr? Now it's completely ruined. This is like a real holocaust
>>724201142
Halo was always good, most "fans" now just arent impressionable little kids anymore. Halo 3 was likely the prime of their lives when they had friends and weren't depressed due to their estrogen injections so they pretend everything else sucks and not their own life.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:43:10 AM
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It's also stupid to give the alien guns designs that suit the marines/humans use. The point was that theyre alien. It ruins the contrast.
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10/26/2025, 3:43:22 AM
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>>724201452
>>724200564 (OP)
Are they seriously complaining about this? They deserve shit games.
>>724201184
>it's le pointless so the game is ruined
The rest of the game must be nice if this is the worst it gets. A tiny little light on a gun.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:44:29 AM
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>>724207279
how much do you wanna bet this thread was made by this very same faggot shilling his twitter?
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10/26/2025, 3:45:24 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
This needler example was already implemented in Infinite. Why weren't Halo fans vocal about it then
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:46:44 AM
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>>724200906
Funny enough the gameplay lead of the original says that the sprint in the gameplay footage actually ruined the music trigger timing.
>>724201453
Nobody except retards played Infinite.
>>724201453
>it's le pointless so the game is ruined
Because nobody plays or talks about halo infinite
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:47:36 AM
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>>724200637
Anon, he doesn't play video games
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:48:23 AM
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>>724201453
Infinite wasn't directly remaking a better game
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:48:25 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
>Halo fans are the most mentally ill fans on the planet
What tipped you off, this tweet or Halofags putting on dresses just to talk to Steve Downs and Jen Taylor?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:49:24 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
they're showing the first 5 steps of a UE5 environment it's actually pathetic then a fuckup like this. why don't they just take the CE anniversary engine and make new textures? retards
>>724200906
>sprinting ruins the hecking mystery my fellow xirs!
>yes I can just not sprint but still!
Correct. If sprint is there, you're going to sprint. Because of that, you're going to get a worse experience. What the player "can" do is irrelevant. All that matters is what players will do.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:49:28 AM
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>>724201748
>>724201548
>>724201567
Then why do you care now
It's over. Why does the menu not look exactly like the 90s PC menu? The zoomer kids who never played Halo before will see it isn't the same and stop playing! Please! Stop trying to get new audiences! Please appease the people who whine about everything!
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:49:39 AM
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>>724219237
>falling for demakes
>buying demakes
>giving attention to demakes
I SHIGGY DIGGY HOPE YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS DEMAKE GAMES ARE THE BANE OF THE CURRENT INDUSTRY EVERY REMAKE IS A DEMAKE
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:49:55 AM
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>>724201871
>>724200564 (OP)
KYS 343 shill, hope you and everyone involved with this disgusting slop suffers the most phisically possible painful demise
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:50:02 AM
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>>724205228
why even make this shit, just port over the mcc and ship it with a halo 3 remaster. Why remaster arguably the worst campaign out of the trilogy and not remaster the only halo waiting for one.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:50:08 AM
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>>724201703
if it was in infinite it was a mistake to do it then too, its still a mistake now.
>>724201693
>It's worse because I can get to where I want faster
>b-b-but the music
Marty's and Michael's musics were always overrated anyways.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:51:10 AM
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>>724201548
>>724201567
This is the infinite team
KIll everyone at 343/halo studios total 343 and their drones death.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:52:14 AM
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>>724201717
>complaining about a fucking demo title screen
Man, Halofags really are retarded
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:52:18 AM
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>>724201991
>>724201792
Pacing and atmosphere are an important part of a videogame, yes.
>b-b-b-but I need to get through the 1% of the game that isn't shooting even FASTER I can't stop for a MOMENT in my... slow paced console shooter
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10/26/2025, 3:52:24 AM
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>>724202041
>>724201693
Plenty of games have sprint and there are moments where the player has a moment they can enjoy the atmosphere or they can sprint. If you wanna enjoy the atmosphere don't sprint.
>>724201728
That's fine but Halo fans deserve an even worse fate for somehow being bigger faggots than 343.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:52:32 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
>Halo fans are the most mentally ill fans on the planet
idk, you stupid shills must be worse.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:53:22 AM
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>>724214475
>>724201857
How about just not playing the fucking game, you damn socialist
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:54:10 AM
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>>724203362
>>724201857
If 343 made the original trilogy you trannies would be whining about something for sure. Halo niggas cried about Halo 2 when it came out. Some cried about Halo 3, then ODST, then Reach. You trannies always whine about the latest thing. You find whatever you can to cry about. You're pathetic and sad.
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10/26/2025, 3:54:23 AM
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>>724202041
>>724201867
Your piece of shit is slow anyway; the running faster button just speeds it up
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:54:43 AM
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>>724202876
>>724201453
Halo Infinite isn’t Halo 1
why the would I care about a completely different game made by a completely different studio 20 years later having a different gun design?
This is a gun made 24 years ago being presented as the worse modern version, it’s like placing a 2002 Sedan in a WW2 movie because it was created by Mercedes-Benz
>>724201792
Why do shills always hate the thing they are actually supposed to be shilling for?
>>724201871
>Plenty of games have sprint and there are moments where the player has a moment they can enjoy the atmosphere or they can sprint.
I would thoroughly argue that games with sprint near universally have terrible atmosphere.
Any game that does would have been actually designed around sprinting, which is not just a matter of putting sprint in the game and forgetting about it. Pacing sections became far more restrictive and arbitrary once sprint became more common in games, since they developers knew that players wouldn't be looking around if they didn't literally have to stop.
>>724201991
It's slow, but not because of the couple of hallways you have to walk down.
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10/26/2025, 3:55:40 AM
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>>724202171
>>724202025
Maybe they arent shills. Just like Halo "fans" arent fans.
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10/26/2025, 3:56:12 AM
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>>724202306
>>724201792
so youre arguing the music sucks, and the gameplay sucks, so this is a good change?
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10/26/2025, 3:57:10 AM
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>>724202313
>>724202064
yeah yeah yeah whatever you retarded shill, no one is gonna buy this shitty remake.
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10/26/2025, 3:57:15 AM
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>>724202350
>>724202041
Even if thwre wasn't sprint some zoomer with a low attention span isn't going to stop, look around and be like "I wonder who created these structures". So the point is moot. These niggas didnt do that when they played when they were 12.
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10/26/2025, 3:59:07 AM
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>>724202041
>It's slow, but not because of the couple of hallways you have to walk down.
The best part of Halo is being in vehicles
>>724202106
Yes
>>724202171
Plenty of new players will most likely. If you Halo troons stopped playing and left so a new generation who doesn't cry about everything carried the franchise instead of you gatekeeping troons maybe Halo will be good again
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10/26/2025, 3:59:36 AM
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Oh my god I'm neeeeeedling aaaaaaaaah
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10/26/2025, 3:59:42 AM
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>>724202180
You don't have to be literally thinking about something explicitly for it to form part of your awareness, stop being a retard. Momentary breaks can let people take in things, this shouldn't be too complicated for you.
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10/26/2025, 4:00:31 AM
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>>724202313
This, these faggots don't realize they helped killed Xbox.
>>724202313
>gatekeeping troons
Nobody buys this shit, come on shill
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10/26/2025, 4:02:12 AM
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>>724202564
>>724202313
>maybe Halo will be good again
Fucking kek, you stupid retard. The people making this game haven't made a single good game in their entire careers. Every single game they have made has been a colossal failure and a fuck up. How many times does 343 need to burn you before you learn.
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10/26/2025, 4:02:22 AM
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>>724202605
>>724202410
I'm sure plenty of Playstation fans are hyped. Playstation fans slurp whatever slop is given to them. So Microsoft is smart. Abandon the troons who wish they were baxk in 07 and get the Playstation zoomers on their franchise.
>>724202410
Then why the hell do you care that they're still getting made? When you stop getting a game, you move on from it, you don't get involved just to bitch about something you weren't planning to get anyway.
>>724202473
>The people making this game haven't made a single good game in their entire careers. Every single game they have made has been a colossal failure and a fuck up.
>source: my estrogen filled brain
Many people play their games and found them good. What makes your tranny opinion and the opinion of other twitter trannies more valuable?
I genuinely don't get what is supposed to make Halo good or bad. The games were always generic garbage and at one point people liked it and then another they started hating it.
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10/26/2025, 4:04:20 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
>Indian Thread
Missed me with your faggot shit, Raj.
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10/26/2025, 4:04:34 AM
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>>724203550
>>724202483
>>724202530
>pwease pwease stop shitting on a game my employers worked so hard on pwease!!
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10/26/2025, 4:04:53 AM
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>>724203034
>Shitposters are now going to be forced by their broken brains to defend this slop for the next year for 16 hours a day.
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10/26/2025, 4:06:05 AM
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>>724202807
>>724202564
Ok, this is just bait now.
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10/26/2025, 4:06:36 AM
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Remake not a remaster.
If anything they didn't go far enough.
Should have made it a third person game with all new cutscenes.
Wouldn't want anybody to think they've "played Halo" after going through this.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:07:11 AM
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>>724214691
>>724202578
I'll tell you what changed. The fans were kids when the older ones came out and now the "fans" are depressed losers who are balding, skinny fat redditors who hate everything because they look at the news and see Trump destroying LGBT rights.
>>724202530
I meant that nobody buys the idea of "gatekeeping troons", anon. I was calling him a retarded shill that is blindly mashing buzzwords together to make an argument where there is none. It's increadibly transparent that he's here because he's paid to and has heard "/v/ complains about troons a lot, so call everyone who doesn't like the game a troon".
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10/26/2025, 4:08:11 AM
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>>724202953
>>724201383
>they cant get a mindbogglingly simple concept, that literally stares you in the face. but that just means the rest of what we cant see is flawless and not reiterated by ignoramuses1!!
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10/26/2025, 4:08:21 AM
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>>724202669
I accept your concession.
>>724202741
>schizophrenic delusions
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10/26/2025, 4:08:49 AM
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>>724202964
>>724202578
Ironically, whining about a game you haven't played to fit in makes you a generic, garbage /v/ anon.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:09:32 AM
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Will I be able to customize my spartan with skibidi rizz in this game? I'm trying to aura maxx on the Covenant invaders.
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10/26/2025, 4:09:46 AM
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>>724202012
Halo Campaign Evolved isn't Halo 1 either
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10/26/2025, 4:11:04 AM
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>>724202789
They gave us a massive demo and the most talked about critique is "LE NEEDLER SCREEN".
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10/26/2025, 4:11:23 AM
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>>724203076
>>724202836
I played Halo 3 and have beaten it like 3 times, 2 times coop with good friends. And it was and still is absurdly generic garbage and this is supposed to be one of the better ones.
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10/26/2025, 4:11:35 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
These shills are getting so damn desperate lmao
Halo Studios is sweating bullets now that even their biggest youtube defenders aren't thrilled about the remake
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10/26/2025, 4:12:26 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
>>724202615
>snoygros and microsoft pajeet shills think they'll have a chance of getting through to halo autists who have been shitting on 343i slop for almost 15 years now
good luck
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:13:09 AM
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>>724203401
>>724202964
What other games are like Halo?
Fuck y'all I'm still hyped this game looks EPIC!
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10/26/2025, 4:15:14 AM
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>>724203664
>>724202578
Setting and story are really cool initially. For me, Master Chief got power-scaled retardedly and the story gets stale.
Gameplay-wise, I mostly agree. It's good, it's polished, but:
If you're coming off of Quake and Unreal, the gunplay is just terrible and everything is so damn slow.
If you're coming off Half-Life, the set-pieces are visually impressive, but less refined.
Then we can look at things that came out after it.
FEAR blows it away in gunplay and environments.
Crysis gives you power armor... that actually gives your character superpowers beyond 'punch hard' and 'bullet sponge'.
It's always stunning how no one looked at that needler design and pointed out that it is retarded. How many levels of management looked at that shit and thought it was OK?
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10/26/2025, 4:15:37 AM
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>>724201693
It's amazing that we went from games not finishing narratives and questlines to not even being finished at all
Worst of all this "YOU DECIDE :)" all coming under the excuse of accessibility
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10/26/2025, 4:15:51 AM
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>>724202313
you are legitimately retarded and should kill yourself immediately
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10/26/2025, 4:16:57 AM
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>>724203432
>>724200564 (OP)
>40k and halo
jesus dude, are these empty headed faggots mass produced in a factory? why are these twitter threads even allowed
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10/26/2025, 4:17:15 AM
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>>724200906
i bet you are the kind of retard these accessibility changes cater to
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10/26/2025, 4:17:15 AM
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>>724203147
get brain fucked stupid nigger faggot shill
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:17:24 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
GOOD MORNING SAAR
>>724202578
They will just tell you "You just have to have been there" even the retarded ex-Bungie devs kept saying the same thing. Just tells you everything you need to know, Halo was a trend, nothing more.
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10/26/2025, 4:17:52 AM
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>>724201978
This is such a retarded observation. Name one game that didn't have a large portion of people complaining about it when it releases. Halo 3 sold well and had a large playerbase for a long time, most people enjoyed it
People complaining about this game is not indicative of anything other than the game itself
Hate to burst anyones bubble or kill the hype but I'll tell you exactly what's going to happen. The game will launch, it'll be a 7/10, completely mid, just ok. Nothing really new or innovative, it will prod at the nostalgia feels a bit, but it won't ever feel like it was. It'll be fine but forgettable and a month after it launches no one will be talking about it anymore. And life will go on. That's just how it goes.
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10/26/2025, 4:18:27 AM
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>>724203682
>>724203076
>zero effort bait in preparation of goalpost moving
Says everything that needs to be said about the quality of halo when the fans are that defensive.
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10/26/2025, 4:19:01 AM
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>>724203828
>>724203312
>Jesus dude, are these empty headed faggots mass produced in a factory?
Yes, the factory is called "social media". Algorithm trends force exposure to a limited number of franchises and thus create people that all like the same shit.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:20:55 AM
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>>724203741
>>724203346
Xbox flagship
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10/26/2025, 4:21:08 AM
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>>724202605
>instead of realizing this series no longer represents my interests, I'm going to constantly bitch, threaten the devs, and threatens anyone who dares takes an interest in their games over playing muh dear BUNGIE's games
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:21:16 AM
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>>724203395
just like the oblivion flopmaster
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:22:47 AM
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>>724202741
There was literally a Halo tranny yesterday asking for The Weapon's name. I was so disgusted in seeing the tranny that I cut it off and ended up finding out her name after. You guys are freaks.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:23:14 AM
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>>724204801
>>724203184
It's for this reason I've always felt like vehicles had a stronger role in Halo than people realized. Or at least was a strong point of how synergistic the narrative and world building was with the aesthetics and designs.
But now that I think about it, besides Tribes were there any FPS that had player driven vehicles before it? HL1 had on-rail segments, Battlefield was a year after
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:23:26 AM
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>>724203903
>>724203401
Are you saying me asking for other games that are like Halo is bait? If you are saying it's generic, by definition that means it does nothing different to other games. Truthfully I ask because I've already played the Halo series dozens of times and wouldn't mind playing something new that's similar
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10/26/2025, 4:23:48 AM
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10/26/2025, 4:24:06 AM
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>>724201453
I didn't even notice desu.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:24:49 AM
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>>724203539
Not anymore, lol
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:25:01 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
Grunts are retarded and need it.
>>724203395
>it'll be a 7/10
a 343 game being anything above a 6/10?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:25:51 AM
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>>724203346
Normies discovering online fragging was as mindblowing them discovering Goldeneye. Both not particularly great, especially in the eyes of PC players, but with zero context for them, a landmark achievement in their mind
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:25:51 AM
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>>724200906
the game will be balanced around sprinting
>>724203432
but why would anyone willingly subject themselves to being brainwashed, like it should be obvious these things are poison. like what level of misery is required to leave the cave
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:27:33 AM
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>>724204573
>>724203776
I thought they're farming out the games to other devs now.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:27:33 AM
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>>724205060
>>724203828
There are no alternatives. The public forum was handed over to corporations, it's all there is for discussion and general social interaction.
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10/26/2025, 4:27:35 AM
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>>724201453
Halo fans always have something to bitch about. Did you know these fuckers bitched about Sprint for an entire year or Infinite but then stopped the moment the beta or flight released and they loving the game, they started hating Infinite when it became a trend to hate it. These dumb fuckers are reactionary trend chasers.
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10/26/2025, 4:27:37 AM
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>>724204106
>>724203682
You're asking for something that in your mind is super specific in the broadest most general way possible you could ask. Regardless of your intentions, this is genuinely the lowest quality kind of shitpost that can be uttered on here since you're not even fit for human communication if you believe this is passable.
Everyone involved with this slop must fucking die
10/26/2025, 4:28:31 AM
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>>724203828
oh no im banned
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:29:03 AM
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>"wow halo fans are really only complaining about this little thing!"
>proceeds to list out multiple things wrong with the remake
What did OP mean by this?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:29:19 AM
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>>724202025
If I were a shill, I would be kissing ass, I'm just interested in Campaign Evolved
Everyone involved with this slop must fucking die
10/26/2025, 4:29:32 AM
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>>724203776
more like -7/10
>>724200637
Numbers are a universal language that any species that's sentient would know far more simple than that count display aliens would definitely be smart enough to use numbers especially if they can make firearms and tech in general that advanced
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:30:39 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
chat is this real?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:31:22 AM
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>>724204523
>>724203903
You say that as though "generic" isn't amongst the most broad and lowest quality criticism in the first place, barely a grade above "slop"
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:33:13 AM
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>>724204602
>>724201453
There was so much wrong with Infinite that the little details just flew over everyone's head.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:34:19 AM
No.724204246
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>>724204320
>>724204051
Then why didn't they use numbers instead?
>>724202578
>I genuinely don't get what is supposed to make Halo good or bad
The fans certainly don't. They are the same as stupid starwars fans who just whine about everything out of a vague sense of disappointment. The issue is they actually want something groundbreaking and new, the way halo felt in its era but they have mistaken this desire for wanting exactly the same stale 2001 era FPS again and again. 343 is so retarded they have started to believe that this is actually what the fans want. now they are remaking a game that was already remade and the only thing these fans feel in response is revulsion at minute details normal people wouldn't care about.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:36:01 AM
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>>724204246
Because the devs are dumb niggers
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:36:34 AM
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>>724204051
nigger the number of needles left are literally the number of needles sticking out of the top of the fucking gun
the fact that they added a display for that shows how fucking braindead retarded 343 devs are and why they've absolutely killed the biggest ever franchise in gaming
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:37:39 AM
No.724204407
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>>724201453
Because the game was so subpar that details like this get lost in the ether. 15 years of corporate mandated abuse tends to do wonders to your cognitive functions.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:37:52 AM
No.724204424
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>>724204560
it ruins the design
it looked so weird and alien before now it looks like a nerf toy
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:39:27 AM
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>>724204758
>>724204106
I have set no trap but clearly uttered my ignorance on the matter openly inviting experts on the topic. No matter the bad faith, my initial post has made it impossible for me to change the goal in any meaningful way. I made it clear, I will always be in the lesser position regarding this topic.
You however stated a question in such a way leaving zero vulnerability or intention. No matter what answer you would have received you were free to bend it however you wish. Just mere bait to waste the time of others since they can only make a shot in the dark. Is there a possibility that you would respond in any meaningful or genuine way? Yes, but the risk is too high. If you had good intentions or legitimate curiosity then you would have prepared your question differently.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:40:03 AM
No.724204560
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>>724204424
not to mention you can see how many needles you have left STICKING OUT OF THE FUCKING GUN
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:40:13 AM
No.724204572
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Nu halo is for reatarded faggots made by retarded jeet faggots, everyone who played shitfinite or this demake deserves to get shot along their family members.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:40:15 AM
No.724204573
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>>724204781
>>724203894
they've always been farming out the game, it's extremely funny to look into anything "good" by 343 and learning it was a completely different dev team. However until the credits for the remake are released it seems like they are heading production, meanwhile the rumour is Certain Affinity are working on a future MP release.
>>724204197
These are bitching nonstop while ignoring a lot of the attention to details such as the sand reacting to vehicles and weapons being dropped on it along with bodies, blood being brought back, when Hunters are shot, they worms fall out. It's like these fuckers don't like Halo or video games, they have both split-screen and online coop back DAY ONE, and they're still bitching about multiplayer which has been on the decline since Halo 3. When that comes with the most options any multiplayer has ever had in this series to play it your way, these bastards will still bitch. I don't think they're Halo fans or multiplayer. They also tend to suck off Bungie a lot. They're also Christcucks. They hold a lot of similarities with woke faggots which makes me believes those Satanic faggots are also Christians in their rebellious age.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:41:11 AM
No.724204634
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>>724201453
Infinite already had bigger problems on its mind. And with remaking a game, it will especially be compared to the original and held under harsher judgment than an actual new entry in a series that many already considered to have ended with Bungie at that point. Crowbcat videos are a prime example of this.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:41:24 AM
No.724204640
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>>724204772
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:42:17 AM
No.724204702
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>>724204319
This, I just want a fun game
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:43:04 AM
No.724204758
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>>724205159
>>724204523
Fine then, have you played any FPS games with the variety of enemies and weapons that actually have different effects like Halo 3? I personally find most other shooters a bit boring because they often have enemy types that don't actually have different behaviour that would require approaching them in different ways and I would like some recommendations.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:43:18 AM
No.724204772
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>>724205001
>>724204640
>Work in Progress
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:43:23 AM
No.724204781
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>>724204573
I imagine the new devs are more "generic" so to speak since its unreal engine now, though I don't know how different the halo engine or whatever its called is compared to UE.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:43:43 AM
No.724204801
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>>724203664
How important were vehicles to Tribes? To my knowledge, skiing as a mechanic was considered accidental before it became official in the sequels.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:44:14 AM
No.724204843
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>>724200564 (OP)
Yellow Paint Plague
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:45:55 AM
No.724204934
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>>724205052
>>724204602
>they have both split-screen and online coop back DAY ONE
Its not like they would ever lie about that or anything.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:46:23 AM
No.724204968
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this gun looks really familiar, didn't I play this 20 years ago
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:46:34 AM
No.724204981
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Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:46:48 AM
No.724204994
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>>724200564 (OP)
How will they fuck up the carbine and laser snipers lol
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:46:56 AM
No.724205001
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>>724205112
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:47:36 AM
No.724205052
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>>724205760
>>724204934
They literally showed it off, something they didn't do for Infinite.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:47:47 AM
No.724205059
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>>724204051
the fucking needles disappear when the gun fires them, numbers dont even enter into it
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:47:54 AM
No.724205060
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>>724205149
>>724203896
why the fuck am i playing espgaluda instead of halo rn then, this shit is a choice
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:47:56 AM
No.724205067
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>>724204602
You gotta calm down dude. lol
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:48:37 AM
No.724205112
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>>724205001
>November 2026
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:48:43 AM
No.724205119
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It's so fucking dumb not just because there's already a visual cue for it but your hud also displays it. You effectively have 3 displays for a weapon that can only kill when you mag dump anyway, which that fact in itself complicates this retarded new design.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:49:17 AM
No.724205149
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>>724205439
>>724205060
I meant no alternatives to social media, the thing that drove them to become obsessed with these franchises well after they stopped having any value.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:49:25 AM
No.724205159
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>>724205762
>>724204758
Returnal definitely has this. Now if the other aspects align with what you want I don't know. But it has a lot of enemy variety and ways to approach these enemies.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:49:30 AM
No.724205165
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>>724205325
>>724203147
>literally nothing clear or in focus
Optometry Simulator 2026
>>724201738
>CE
>worst campaign
what's it like being brain dead?
>>724200564 (OP)
I never played Halo anons why is this bad, I don't get it, I personally see it as a neat detail, please don't kill me.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:51:31 AM
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>>724204602
keep seethin jeet boy then kys
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:51:39 AM
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>>724205408
>>724205235
The needles on the gun disappear as you shoot. The ammo counter represents the things that are right there on the gun and you can look at.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:51:54 AM
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>>724205165
You don't need to be able to see anything when we have markers for you to follow :^)
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:52:08 AM
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>>724205389
>>724205228
CE is the worst campaign of the Bungie games though
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:52:16 AM
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>>724216245
>>724200771
Lorewise you can literally see the needle in the gun.
Player pov wise, there's a number of the ammo on the UI.
Yes adding screen like that is redundant and retarded.
t. never played halo games
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:52:32 AM
No.724205368
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>>724205568
>>724205235
disingenous shill
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:52:44 AM
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>>724205335
Couldn't be more false.
CE > 3 > Reach > 2
It's not up for debate.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:53:05 AM
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>>724205312
Alright yeah that's retarded.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:53:11 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
>Gun is beautifully crafted so you can see the ammo count by just looking at the spent needles on the top
>Some brownoid doesn't understand letting a design speak for itself and slaps a dogshit ammo counter on the back because SAAR THE NEEDLEFULS
>OP, likely also brown, doesn't see the fucking issue
The Needler having an ammo counter is the equivalent of your watch having a smaller watch that tells the exact same time underneath it. It is that fucking stupid.
>>724205149
>I meant no alternatives to social media
but i can literally just go to a discord and talk about shmups if i want. what is the value of using twitter? it may as well not exist. never in my life have i ever had a twitter account and thanks to elon because of this i cant even look at whats on there.
and as a side note, imagine how retarded and alien all these twitter screencap threads the mods allow are to me because of this. people make a billion threads a day about a site i cannot access and dont know how it even works.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:54:08 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
golems such as yourself wouldn't get it OP
>>724204602
>ignoring a lot of the attention to details such as the sand reacting to vehicles and weapons being dropped on it along with bodies, blood being brought back, when Hunters are shot, they worms fall out
So basic bitch stuff that was in the original or another dumb pretty feature from UE5 slop?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:55:37 AM
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>>724207110
>>724205138
>can only kill when you mag dump anyway
Hey now don't underestimate the melee where you break off like half the needles into a xenos sluggy skull. It's probably the most logical onetap melee in-universe even without MCs gorilla strength riflebutting
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:55:43 AM
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>>724205368
I really never played Halo anon I'm sorry, but other anon explained why, thank.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:57:09 AM
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>>724205542
This the demake is an ugly damn u5 abomination, pure lazy visual cancer nothing will ever top bungie's masterpieces.
>>724205439
It's not just twitter specifically. Youtube, reddit, instagram, tiktok, god forbid facebook. All these feed driven sites all do the same thing, and they're the only way to engage with the wider population which is something that most people are interested in doing inherently.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:58:20 AM
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>>724205542
None of this shit was in the original except the blood, the game was even devoid of wildlife.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:58:42 AM
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>>724205052
>they definitely wouldn't lie
Definitely bro.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:58:44 AM
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>>724205159
I've heard good things about Returnal before so I will look into it.
Still, going back to the "generic" criticism, Returnal is a 2021 game that is 3rd person, so I hardly think that it could be used in an argument for why Halo is generic.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:59:33 AM
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>>724205983
>>724200564 (OP)
i just know that was some junior/intern's assignment and they spent an entire month getting that just right.
Remember back to the first time you finished Halo. When you were sitting there at the credits screen thinking.
>"Hell yeah, that was badass. I hope someday they make more like this. I can't wait to see what kinds of crazy and cool new stuff they could do in the future with new technology. Imagine what this could be like in 10 or 20 years!"
Well, welcome back to square one. Guess not too much has changed huh? Lol
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:59:52 AM
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>>724206119
>>724205676
>>724205439
As a side note, this need is clearly one you also have. You're here. I'm here. Despite this fucking site and this godforsaken board being a near unusable shithole full of these worthless twitter screencap shill threads. People have a desire to talk to a wider audience than their immediate friends, even if they don't realize it.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:00:52 AM
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>>724205820
Yeah but now it's better because it looks and plays like every other game and I can sprint
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:01:29 AM
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They even brought back the original difficulty descriptions meaning Phil's shitty woke difficulty description mandate has been removed entirely.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:02:26 AM
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>>724205815
Bold of you to assume it isn't AI generated. It's the right level of retarded for an AI to think that it makes sense. Even better, possibly even an AI created by pajeets so its handicap is maxed out.
>>724205676
>the only way to engage with the wider population
is the "wider population" really these people though? like is the faggot who's identity is "i play nothing but halo, 40k, elder scrolls, and fallout" really a significant group? like to me it seems more people are interested in watching a zoomer chemically synthesize a plastic glove into hot sauce than cringe halo and 40k memes. I feel this subculture has targeted a very specific group of fat redditors that has given up on enjoying anything. like what kind of boring retard would repeatedly play video games that are all shit. like how many shit games do you have to play before you start looking for something else and actually put effort into enjoying something.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:05:14 AM
No.724206119
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>>724206587
>>724205836
>As a side note, this need is clearly one you also have. You're here. I'm here.
I use 4chan about 90% less than I use to because it has become so bad and full of these boring sloppers.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:05:14 AM
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I always wondered why the needles werent like manufactured perfect or whatever they're all jaggy
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:05:32 AM
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this is one of the first times I have seen a remake and felt it is objectively worse than the original
The RT icon in the corner the whole time also cracks me up, like they expect you to forget the shoot button at some point during gameplay and need to see that visual reminder in the HUD at all times.
Also the astroturfing is blatant and gay. kill all shills
This is so fucking irrelevant, the people who played Halo experienced the game when it came out, who gives a fuck who experiences the new remake of it, seriously.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:07:36 AM
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>>724206080
Nilered is 34
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:08:01 AM
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>>724206414
>>724206204
>stop noticing things and let people buy garbage. who cares.
imagine the nose
>>724205820
Halo is supposed to be industry leading and it's supposed to be the best of Xbox. In an ideal scenario we would be watching them pioneer technology, incorporating flight systems as refined as MS flight simulator's with driving physics as robust as Forza, new vehicles, new planets, new aliens, new grand sci-fi concepts. What star citizen is able to make people feel when they are scamming the shit out of them is what halo should have been delivering.
343 is so buck broken they have retreated to obsessing over textures and water physics on a 25 year old rotting corpse.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:08:53 AM
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Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:10:46 AM
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>>724206684
>>724206257
Faggot. If you care how other people spend their money buying shit, you're the fucking kike. Get your fucking old Xbox out and play the original Halo. Fuck, some of you retards are so stupid.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:11:29 AM
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But the original Halo was a demake already. They revealed something fucking awesome back in 2000 then made it console exclusive slop.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:13:46 AM
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>>724206080
The start looking at more interesting stuff, or just for humor. Over time the algorithm pushes most people further and further towards hyperobsession with a couple of specific topics. Social media has been exceedingly effective at this in all fields. I mean, look at politics.
Don't get me wrong though, these warhammer/halo faggots are generally fairly retarded and worthless, but that is most people statistically and we've engineered as system to make them care the most about the gayest shit.
>>724206119
Same, and yet here I am.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:14:01 AM
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>>724206787
>>724206303
Pretty much, now the closest thing you can hope for to the mechanics you described is going to be found within GTA6. So no alien worlds or grand sci-fi concepts, hope you like Miami! And well, if you don't then maybe you'll have another chance in another 20 years or so.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:14:13 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
they should add an ammo counter next to the reticle also, and a meter that depletes around it too. maybe it can also glow more red as it runs out of ammo. otherwise I might get confused.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:14:46 AM
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>>724207089
>>724206303
It hasn't been industry leading since 2007, what the fuck are you on about?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:15:22 AM
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>>724206414
>JUST BUY THE REMAKE ATOP COMPLAINING
>YOU ARE THE KIKE
insane jew moment
>>724200771
The ammo counter is already represented by the shards on top.
It's needlessly pandering to utter retards.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:16:41 AM
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>>724206604
>So no alien worlds or grand sci-fi concepts
Of course not. Those are things for nerds, and people that do gay shit like read or play videogames. We need to capture the widest possible audience.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:20:12 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
Imagine seeing something like the needler and going "we NEED to convey to the player how much ammo is left in this gun!!!!".
I don't think most people are even going to notice the small ammo counter next to the GIGANTIC DEPLETING NEEDLES.
Speaking of ammo they nerfed the AR's ammo count in a single player only game its fucking garbage.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:21:59 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
I don't like sprint cause it ruins atmospheric pacing on levels. I don't like hitmarkers because halo 1 was already good with both audio and visual indicators of when you hit an enemy. I don't like the new art style because UE5 photorealism'ification takes away from the simplistic parts of the art style in the original that gave halo it's charm and mystery. 343's art team only knows 'bevel' and 'bevel again' as the basics of forerunner architectural design. I don't like them changing guns to add stuff that was never needed, because you have a HUD that TELLS YOU how much ammo you have left, ALREADY. I don't like the idea of them adding onto and changing the story of the original game due to both quality of product and self congratulation concerns. Some 343 employees have already said that 'we did this, and it's great, this is OUR work' about a story and game that was made 24 years ago. I don't like the changes to cortana's voice acting that make her seems frantic, childish and almost in a constant state of adrenaline dump. I don't like the new reload animations that lack both the punch and flair of the originals. I don't like the sound design because of audio bloat in every single sound. I don't like the cutscenes attempting to marvel'ify the nature of the game, with a constant need to show big flash explosion or over exaggerated character movements. I don't like the idea of 343 thinking they are heir to a legacy of games, disliked or not, but still legendary in their own right with their track record being failure after failure. But most of all, I don't like 343 period. They don't deserve this and there is not such thing as 'third times the charm'. They will fuck it up, it will be, at best, mediocre, and they will take credit for being the 'good' halo makers at the smallest inkling of success.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:22:08 AM
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>>724206654
It hasn't been relevant since 2007 either you dumb fuck. That's the point.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:22:31 AM
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>>724205561
So you still kill by "mag dumping", only the analog way. It's a weapon that not only gives you a counter for the ammunition, but doesn't even have to do so in the first place because you're dumping it every time no matter what. There is no "MLG" needler user conserving their ammo, counting shots and using half mags, you shart your shards and watch him ragdoll or auto seek doesn't work and you wish you had picked up the BR.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:22:39 AM
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>>724207214
>>724201453
I did. My complaints just got lost in a sea of other complaints. That’s the thing with 343 games, you can fill an entire book with just a list of complaints.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:24:01 AM
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>>724206712
>It's needlessly pandering to utter retards
>needle-ssly
Good pun, also maybe we're all the dumb retards here for not seeing 343s intent here. This type of stupid overdesign makes sense for the Grunts. The aliens who frequently get their own sticky grenades stuck to their own hands canonically and flee into their allies ranks with said active bomb
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:24:12 AM
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>>724207119
kek I remember people doing that on their forums during the shitfinite beta hoping they'd actually fix any of it
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:24:31 AM
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>>724205228
Yes I quite enjoy the repetitive level design and going through the same copy and pasted rooms for an 30 mins straight. I loved assault on the control room so much I had to clean the cum out of my pants when I played that one mission and got to go through it backwards
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:25:21 AM
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>>724201397
since he's an actual /v/tard? 90%
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:25:30 AM
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Reminder, that this is the Reach version of blam!, this means Elites can jump on the Warthog turret and shoot you again.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:25:50 AM
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>>724200564 (OP)
The gun already shows you all the chambered rounds on the top. Having an ammo counter is fucking pointless
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:26:31 AM
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>>724206303
>Halo is supposed to be industry leading and it's supposed to be the best of Xbox
This shit hasn't been true for over two decades and that's a good thing.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:27:16 AM
No.724207405
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Why did they change cortana's appearance in 2?
>>724200906
>yes I can just not sprint but still!
They've still inflated the size of the levels to accommodate sprintfags
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:30:06 AM
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>>724207409
>increase speed
>but also increase distance
........did they not fucking pass high school? This does nothing. Except arguably make it more tedious to go from a to be because you don't always move at the same speed, now.
>>724207409
No, they didn't, they increased the size of the map for you co-op faggots.
It's not even close to one of the biggest issues with the game but "Campaign Evolved" is such a dumb name for a Halo remake. It's like calling a Reach remake "Halo Reachmastered". It's a dumb fan nickname that they decided to make the official title.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:33:31 AM
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>>724207696
>believing 343's justification for something
>ever
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:33:38 AM
No.724207779
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>>724216245
>>724200771
the needles in the needler already showed you that.
it's not like human weapons where you'd have no idea how many bullets are left in the magazine.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:34:06 AM
No.724207798
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>>724200564 (OP)
>needler ammo counter matches the needles in the back of the gun
>presumably they blink out as the needles themselves do
Holy Soul.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:35:21 AM
No.724207873
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Even ChatGPT a soulless AI can tell shit is soulless lmao
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:35:42 AM
No.724207889
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>>724208267
>>724207759
>Halo Reachmastered
Quit giving the shills new bad ideas.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:37:38 AM
No.724207991
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>>724208267
>>724207759
nah anon, if they remake reach it'd be
>Halo: Reach Remembered
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:38:24 AM
No.724208019
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Who fucking CARES
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:38:55 AM
No.724208047
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>>724207696
Isn't this actually way worse of a justification? There are way less people going to be complaining about sprint or choosing not to use it then there are people that will be playing this either single player or 2 player co-op.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:40:07 AM
No.724208102
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>>724208268
>>724200564 (OP)
only people who actually played the games would understand why that is so ridiculous sorry you're such a faggot OP
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:43:16 AM
No.724208267
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Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:43:16 AM
No.724208268
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>>724208102
This, nu halo players like op should kill themselves Stabbing his anus with an ice pick, Halo is Bungie.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:45:27 AM
No.724208367
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>>724200564 (OP)
I think ammo count screens are good and I thought they were the coolest shit ever in Doom 3 as a little kid
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:00:29 AM
No.724209158
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>>724215440
>>724200564 (OP)
isn't DakkaDakka the Kino Casino?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:31:01 AM
No.724210749
[Report]
>>724207759
Acknowledging even just fan names for anything always feels like a concession that you have no vision or passion for your own creation. I respect the nips for not falling prey to this. It devalues your product. It's not really your vision anymore at that point, it's some retarded autist's.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:37:12 AM
No.724211056
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>>724201383
If you arrive at a restaurant and you see the door handle has been poorly glued on, do you expect the food inside will be excellent because that must be the "worst it gets"? Retard
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:39:55 AM
No.724211191
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>>724211352
>>724204051
This is what a retard pretending to be smart looks like
Remember: pretending to know shit is worse than not knowing shit
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:43:32 AM
No.724211350
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>>724213297
halo was always a casual throwaway kind of game
as a PChad it was ok but nothing groundbreaking at the time
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:43:34 AM
No.724211352
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>>724211191
Average 343tard, hope he kills himself.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:24:14 AM
No.724213297
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Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:29:08 AM
No.724213557
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>>724200564 (OP)
Based UX devs doing major work for 500k per second
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:30:22 AM
No.724213615
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>>724200564 (OP)
i didn't think seeing one of my favorite games turn into UE5 remake slop would hurt as much as it does
you could paste this onto a screenshot of literally any open world UE5 game, set the opacity to 92% and tweak the brightness/contrast a tiny bit and i'm sure it would fit in nearly every time
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:32:04 AM
No.724213685
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It's not that the ammo counter on the needler itself is a dealbreaker.
It's that if they can't even get such a simple design decision right nor understand why it was like that in the original, there is little hope they can do other more complex stuff properly. It'd be like expecting a retard who can't perform simple arithmetic to learn calculus.
If you do not understand this simple implicit point the twitterfag is making, you are mentally retarded and should crawl into the deepest corner of the Earth and stay there until you repent and become at least slightly less retarded.
>>724201453
I've seen so little discussion about Infinite that I didn't even know it had the needler desu.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:38:22 AM
No.724214016
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>>724213863
its completely forgetable in every regard
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:39:30 AM
No.724214061
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>>724216554
Why does Xbox not shitcan the entirety of 343i?
The decision to let these retards ruin Halo annoys me to no end. If Xbox exiting the vidya market is what it takes to shutdown 343i, so be it.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:41:41 AM
No.724214160
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>>724200564 (OP)
It might be something small, but it suggests they're retards who don't have a clue what they're doing. Bad sign.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:43:46 AM
No.724214254
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>IT'S JUST (...)
So these threads are just Shazamposting?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:45:25 AM
No.724214331
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>>724201717
>Stop trying to get new audiences!
Yes. Chasing the wider audience always leads to retarded changes that make something worse, more dumbed down, more diluted. It's also very disrespectful to the material.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:48:02 AM
No.724214475
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>>724216607
>>724201926
>acts like remakes and remasters simply exist in addition to the originals, when the intent is clearly to replace them
>has no argument so brings up socialism out of nowhere
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:49:16 AM
No.724214538
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>>724202025
That's the latest playbook. They did it with Silent Hill 2 Remake and F as well
>I'm such a fan of these games, but they're SHIT, this new thing is much better!
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:50:37 AM
No.724214624
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>>724215607
>>724200564 (OP)
Faggots who post irrelevant twitter screenshot threads on /v/ need to be fucking banned
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:50:38 AM
No.724214625
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>>724202564
It's always funny to watch shills try to fit in
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:51:47 AM
No.724214671
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>>724215247
>>724200637
>>724200564 (OP)
I don't know what the fuck is up with the replies and why no one is getting why this is retarded but it's because when you shoot the fucking needler, the needles are shot out, so they disappear per shot
I swear to GOd, everyone is retarded except me
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:52:21 AM
No.724214691
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>>724202736
>if I insult the fans and imply they're faggots, surely that will make people buy our game!
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:52:51 AM
No.724214721
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>>724200564 (OP)
the ammo screen is not only retarded, as you already can see the ammo on this weapon, but it also ruins the aesthetic of the weapon, like if a stupid human being had get his filthy hands on this magnificent alien weapon and jury-rigged the the cheap screen into it.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:55:10 AM
No.724214828
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>>724204319
>minute details normal people wouldn't care about.
Sounds like the fans know what they're talking about
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:01:18 AM
No.724215103
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>>724205138
Last time I mag dumped a needer there where three explosions.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:04:44 AM
No.724215247
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>>724214671
someone did point that out which makes you one of the retarded people you feel youre above.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:08:48 AM
No.724215412
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>>724215610
Reminder one of the original designers of Silent Cartographer has called the changes 343 made retarded. Even adding sprint unintentionally broke the music triggers because the player moves too fast.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:09:30 AM
No.724215440
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>>724209158
No that's PPP
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:12:44 AM
No.724215551
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>>724200906
Imagine getting a sense of wonder and joy from hallways made to separate levels. It's Disney theme park adult levels of retarded.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:14:14 AM
No.724215607
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>>724214624
stay mad idiot
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:14:16 AM
No.724215610
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>>724215412
This this this, fuck anything made by 343
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:15:23 AM
No.724215652
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>>724213863
That utter abomination of a game deserves no attention but shame kill all 343niggers
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:16:07 AM
No.724215687
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>>724203395
Should we crawling in my skin and die?
It’s funny watching all the halo YouTubers try and pretend to be excited for this, but deep down they know it looks awful. We as a community have become incredibly pessimistic and critical over the years but even when you try to see the good it still looks like shit, because they did the number one thing that anyone with common sense could have told them not to do which is not to reuse assets from prior games because that is literally half the reason the original remaster was criticised.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:22:39 AM
No.724215980
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>>724215927
Worst looking game this year, 343 are the cancer that kills the fps hope they all die.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:27:55 AM
No.724216216
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Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:28:44 AM
No.724216245
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>>724201020
>>724201161
>>724201174
>>724205351
>>724206712
>>724207779
>The ammo counter is already represented by the shards on top.
HOW THE FUCK DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT?
I guess it's because the UI also shows the ammo count so I never paid attention.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:29:56 AM
No.724216291
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Developed with copilot, probably. Wouldn't be surprised.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:32:59 AM
No.724216414
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>>724200786
Ammo counters are not orky.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:33:46 AM
No.724216450
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>>724216608
>>724215927
To my surprise, the icon(ic) of Halo shills isn’t happy with the remake. He tries hard to stay positive but keeps bringing up things he was annoyed with. I saw 343 retards calling him, of all people, a halo doomer lol.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:35:52 AM
No.724216554
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>>724216608
>>724214061
Xbox is dead, why do you even care about this series still, everyone think your Halo faggots are borderline retarded because the old games are literally there with the old lore and everything. This isn't Bungie's lore or canon anymore, you can literally ignore it. They're not taking Bungie's games and changing it, they're making their own games for their own universe and lore. This isn't your Halo anymore, grow the fuck up, get a wife, get kids, get a job, get a house, and stop playing video games if a hobby fucks up your mental state this badly. Maybe it's time to burn those fucking bibles. I'm starting to think China is right to ban Christianity for kids.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:37:18 AM
No.724216607
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>>724214475
Can't replace something that still exist, there is no connection from Bungie to Halo Studios lore, they're different. Stop being retarded and trying to make them fit, it doesn't work that way.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:37:18 AM
No.724216608
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>>724216779
>>724216450
He's coping but he'll end up killing himself like a good 343 troon
>>724216554
Keep seething 343turd, die-late.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:40:51 AM
No.724216779
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>>724216608
>Keep seething 343turd, die-late.
Seems like you're the only retard seething, Xbox is dead and everyone is cheering about it, you lost Halo again, first to the developers, then to newfags, then PlayStation, everyone hates Bungie and is getting tired of ex-Bungie devs who can't move on from Halo like they claimed they were doing post-2010 running their mouth about a series they gave up, people are seeing your faggot no different from those 343trannies trying their best to prove that Bungie and 343 lore are one and the same lore. You both need to be lined up at a wall for being mental cases. Two sides to the same coins. One thing the goat fuckers are right about is stoning faggots.
>>724200564 (OP)
The Needler has had an ammo screen in previous games. This retard is just jumping onto the hate bandwagon for views.
>>724218067
Oh yeah, which games? Shitfinite? LMAO
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:16:23 AM
No.724218274
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>>724218067
Unfortunately, for him, it's only working on the looney troon /v/ board.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:17:00 AM
No.724218306
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>>724218210
>Shitfinite
Yes
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:18:22 AM
No.724218369
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>>724218067
>The Needler has had an ammo screen in previous games
game. singular. and it was infinite.
>>724200637
I've never played Halo and even I know this. But I do think that the gun's design is a bit silly. How are those presumably rigid crystalline needles go from sticking out of the gun at various angles to being fired out of it straight forward?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:23:10 AM
No.724218581
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>>724200906
>Sprint in
>Die faster because you're now closer to the enemy that was awaiting a scripted ambush
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:23:34 AM
No.724218603
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>>724221316
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:28:29 AM
No.724218850
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>>724221034
Oh fuck the 343 cycle started again
>New 343 Halo game is announced
>Already looks like it has signs of trouble
>Suddenly a tidal wave of """"people"""" saying "343 has done it, they made a good halo game!"
>Game comes out
>It's SHIT
>Discussion goes back to regular natural conversations until the next 343 game is announced.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:30:36 AM
No.724218935
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>>724201717
hehe reminds me of starflop's menu
>>724200637
>>724200906
Ah I see. So you are telling me ONLY master chief with a helmet and holographic HUD uses these weapons ever.
I get it now.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:32:44 AM
No.724219025
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>>724200564 (OP)
>The new Halo must be good
This obviously isn't true. The first three games are the only Halo games that were even remotely good. There is an actual 0% chance of any new Halo games being good, there's no point in even bothering to check them out.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:33:00 AM
No.724219040
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>>724219691
They’re calling it the “No Grunt Left Behind” needler.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:33:43 AM
No.724219078
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>>724200637
I really don't care, honestly, it's a video game. The rule of cool beats all.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:33:44 AM
No.724219081
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>>724218970
The crystals are supposed to go down as ammo is used.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:34:52 AM
No.724219125
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>>724220195
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:37:28 AM
No.724219237
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>>724201719
the only good answer in this entire thread
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:37:39 AM
No.724219247
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This entire thing is worse nostalgia bait than what infinite tried to do
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:40:12 AM
No.724219362
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>>724218448
There's a mechanism inside the gun that shears off parts of the crystals
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:44:11 AM
No.724219527
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>>724200564 (OP)
You know that you might be using a needler in an angle that blocks the view on all the needles.
Ammo screen is helpful and quite realistic addon.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:46:17 AM
No.724219630
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>>724200637
I suspect the needles are fixed now
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:47:42 AM
No.724219691
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Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:48:28 AM
No.724219730
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>>724218210
it is highly amusing to me that CE:A 2 is making literally every single mistake CE:A made.
>game won't run on poor machines
>game some changes colours and upgrades textures and lighting
>adds in wildlife and better environments
>all while remaining true to the original in gameplay
but it's not good enough, a bunch of estrogen fueled weirdos can't help but shriek over it
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:51:46 AM
No.724219883
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>>724219910
>>724219793
>>all while remaining true to the original in gameplay
it doesn't?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:52:17 AM
No.724219910
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>>724220082
>>724219883
looks pretty much the same to me.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:55:57 AM
No.724220082
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>>724220292
>>724219910
If you're blind and never played the original, perhaps.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:57:20 AM
No.724220145
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>>724220336
>>724219793
GeneralKidd showed the demo menu, it'll be able to run even on PC handhelds, expect it to be verified for Steam Deck at launch.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:58:36 AM
No.724220195
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>>724219125
I still would rather play Unreal over Halo any day.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:00:46 AM
No.724220292
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>>724220385
>>724220082
I played the original on launch day. How about you?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:01:42 AM
No.724220336
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>>724220567
>>724220145
>he showed a menu
>that means it runs on a handheld
lol
Halo Campaign Evolved will mark the first time in history paid Microsoft shills and paid Sony shills come together to try and convince everyone that abysmal dogshit is good, and having standards is like nostalgia goggles or something.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:02:38 AM
No.724220385
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>>724220451
>>724220292
I actually did play the game on launch day and I think you're a filthy little liar because, and I quote:
>"looks pretty much the same to me."
Die.
>>724220354
Sure it is. People dislike it because it's an UE5 game and if you go to the Steam forums for UE5 games you'll see that only people with good PCs can actually run them. Very few people on /v/ have a PC good enough so it's hardly a surprise that you're all hating on it.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:04:24 AM
No.724220451
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>>724220385
I played it on launch day. I remember microsoft giving me a voucher for 5 free games because they originally overpriced the xbox and reduced the price a week after launch.
You didn't
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:05:18 AM
No.724220484
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>>724220527
>>724220423
I know it's hard for you but stop trying to be a cunt 100% of the time.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:05:18 AM
No.724220486
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>>724200564 (OP)
These devs 100% never played the original game. It's the same with WoW, none of the current devs know what people actually enjoyed back in the day.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:05:51 AM
No.724220507
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>>724220557
>>724220423
So the only reason you're staunchly defending another 343 blunder is because it's UE5, got it
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:06:27 AM
No.724220527
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>>724220484
nothing I've posted is incorrect. You think I'm a cunt because the truth hurts you fee fees
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:07:16 AM
No.724220557
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>>724220639
>>724220507
that isn't what I wrote at all. I'm not defending it. I'm saying you're all whining faggots who can't run the game
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:07:29 AM
No.724220567
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>>724220336
Text scales to all screens
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:07:56 AM
No.724220584
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>>724200564 (OP)
aren't the giant crystals sticking out of the gun the ammo counter?
>>724220354
Stop being a poor street shitter, get a PC that can handle the game, get a Steam Deck, get a PlayStation, you have no excuse.
>>724220557
>>724220606
lmaoing @ your life dude
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:10:00 AM
No.724220656
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>>724220669
>>724220639
I'm sure you are.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:10:27 AM
No.724220669
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>>724220694
>>724220656
how dare you speak to me
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:11:00 AM
No.724220694
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>>724220669
get back in your cardboard box
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:12:20 AM
No.724220745
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Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:13:23 AM
No.724220780
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>>724220935
>>724218970
Real guns don't have ammo counters either anon, video games don't need them either.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:15:22 AM
No.724220859
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The funniest part about this whole debacle is them desperately trying to sell the game as a "100% faithful remake" despite the myriad of changes that 100% go against the design philosophy of the original.
>soldier slips
>stabs himself with the gun
Not the best design in the first place
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:16:12 AM
No.724220890
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Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:17:18 AM
No.724220935
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>>724221489
>>724220780
I'm sorry, I didn't know video games were REAL
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:18:14 AM
No.724220963
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>>724201453
>all these fake fans exposing themselves
You really tripped them up with that one, anon.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:18:31 AM
No.724220980
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>>724221084
>>724220875
>>soldier slips
>>stabs himself with the gun
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:18:44 AM
No.724220987
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>>724221402
>y-you're poor!
Why do they still think this works? Go back to your handlers and get a better script, you dalit subhumans.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:19:51 AM
No.724221034
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>>724218850
surely, 343 has learned from their past mistakes this time
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:20:38 AM
No.724221059
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>>724204051
Even a fucking monkey knows how to count how many apples they have. You fucking retarded brainlet reddit nigger.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:21:13 AM
No.724221084
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>>724220980
If you manage to stab yourself with your own bayonet you deserve to die
>>724220875
i wonder if you'd explode
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:24:23 AM
No.724221194
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>>724220423
>>724220606
>You are poor sarr!
>Fuck you bloody blasterad you are poor!
Anything else on the argument notes you want to share?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:25:40 AM
No.724221246
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>>724221305
What do you put into the needler to reload it? Animation was always just, more needles growing but eventually it'd run out.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:26:19 AM
No.724221271
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IIRC the Needler had higher melee damage too because of the needles on the top? I don't expect the damage to decrease as you use up needles, but that would've been a TECHNOLOGY moment.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:26:23 AM
No.724221274
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>>724221356
>>724221174
It would be extremely painful
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:27:01 AM
No.724221305
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>>724221246
Ammo pickup is a pink crystal
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:28:30 AM
No.724221356
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Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:28:48 AM
No.724221370
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>>724221474
>>724221174
In the original Halo Combat Evolved if you melee'd a corpse with the needler it would cause a super combine.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:29:00 AM
No.724221380
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>>724221492
We should treat corporate remakes the same way we treat ISIS destroying hundred year old pots
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:29:32 AM
No.724221402
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>>724221530
>>724220987
Because it keeps setting your third world asses off every time we bring up money.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:29:54 AM
No.724221415
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>>724218448
>How are those presumably rigid crystalline needles go from sticking out of the gun at various angles to being fired out of it straight forward?
it's forerunner tech nigga you ain't gotta explain shit, because in the covenant you'd be executed if you tried
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:31:11 AM
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>>724221316
>>724218067
>Infinite
What the fuck is wrong with you? You can literally jump on the MCC right now and see how full of shit you are
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:31:31 AM
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>>724221370
this is a lie
i'm gonna need you to show a webm as proof
>>724221316
halo shitfinite and 5 canonically don't exist
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:32:00 AM
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>>724220935
Now respond to what I actually said?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:32:04 AM
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>>724221380
Unfortunately we're still neck deep in the age of remakes.
>>724218448
Flash heating then flash cooling. Also it's a video game, cool guns don't need to make sense.
What I really want to know is if the pistol is still the most powerful weapon in pvp mode.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:32:46 AM
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>>724221316
343 originals are not Halo games.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:32:55 AM
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>>724221402
Post hand, passport, firearm and electrical outlet