Thread 724514484

Why was she completely uninterested in Dante? He’s a good looking guy, nice hair, abs.

>>724514484 (OP)
japanese game = relationships bad

>>724514484 (OP)
>uninterested
did you even play the game, the second dante breaks through her shell and gives her a little compliment she's all over him, she literally names herself lady because dante called her that

>>724514484 (OP)
But she lent Dante kalina ann

>>724514484 (OP)
Initially she was on a mission for revenge and didn't have time for distractions, she was willing to even put a bullet in her father's head on sight so she was probably less amiable with strangers, he did help and was lenient on her later, but also admits he had also been callous and provoked her for his amusement.
We know Dante is a hero, but she likely saw this cackling stranger popping in and out of her ordeal the way Dante saw Jester, just playing an angle for some unknown reason.

When Dante cleared up all the confusion and let her know her example was why he was being sincere for once she melts like >>724515284 said.

Capcom doesnt want their protags to have sex

>>724514484 (OP)
if you played the game you'd know that she hated demons, and started hating dante as soon as she found out he was one too, but dante convinced her to let him help and then she started liking him, that scene is when she's still conflicted about trusting him

>>724516383
kamiya dante had sex, itsuno never retconned that

They had post-stress sex afterwards and you can't convince me otherwise

>>724514484 (OP)
But they're dating post 3, are you dumb?

She's obv lez

>>724519664
Silence, Adiflix.

>>724514484 (OP)
He's a demon.
She's pissed about demons.
Honestly it's a fucking mystery.

Dante and Lady will be a thing now that Itsuno left, its just a matter of time

>>724521387
>non canon gacha game
Dante and vergil ended up having gay incest together in hell, canonically

>>724521387
>PoC
should be PoS

>>724514484 (OP)
Tsundere.

>>724521387
They barely look like the characters.

>>724514484 (OP)
Literal Daddy issues, not the Tumblr kind.

The entire reason Dante is the way he is is because they wanted to make a character who's cool "without smoking, cursing, or having sex". Not because those things are bad, but because they're cheap and boring ways to go "this guy is cool".

>>724514484 (OP)
>teen guy with no parents
He probably smelled like shit
If he by some miracle had showered in the past week, his home most likely has no shampoo, conditioner, and body wash

>>724522938
Ummm, he literally starts the game coming out of the shower?

>>724523029
He's walking out of the toilet while scratching dandruff off his head

>>724521514
fujos won't ruin devil may cry like they did with ace attorney

>>724514484 (OP)
Lady is a cute

Because she was on a near suicide mission to kill her father, and suddenly there's a twink pizza man throwing jokes and acting like a highschool jock, while being half demon to boot.

Women don't care about hair at all as long as you're attractive

>>724514484 (OP)
he wasn't white enough

>>724514484 (OP)
cos shes my wife and she loves me

She was cute

>>724515951
/thread

>>724527123
Easier to get bitches with a classic short back and sides scissor cut than a buzz cut. A flattering haircut will make you look more attractive

>>724530867
>just saying anything
it likely doesnt matter at all

>>724514484 (OP)
Lady is too good for Dante

>>724533792
And yet they still go at it nasty style raw

>>724514484 (OP)
dante is a dork with no game

Foursome with Trish, Lady, and Lucia

>>724533792
the funny thing is dante agrees which is why he isnt perma piping her like she wants

>>724514484 (OP)
She's not against it. Neither is Trish. They both joke in DMC4's ending that 'at least someone knows how to get the girl' when they see Nero and Kyrie having a moment, to which Dante has no come back because he's self-aware that he sabotages all of his own romantic opportunities. Dante will never be in a relationship because Dante is afraid of being in a relationship. He doesn't want to curse an off-spring with his demonic heritage, he doesn't want to risk the chance that he might die and his son or daughter would grow up without him,he doesn't want to risk the chance that some demon who hates him could come for the off-spring behind his back. He's never gotten over what happened to him as a kid and Vergil hasn't either but in a different way. That's why 5 is essentially a retread of 3. Neither have actually changed as people in all that time. They just evolved their cope till Nero finally told them to get over it, at which point they ran away to the only place in the universe where it'd be nothing but themselves and monsters. It's anyone's guess if they'll change by 6, but given that they're getting up in the years? I think it's a bit late to start.

>>724540990
It genuinely wouldn’t surprise me if Dante and Lady actually tried to make it work but parted ways due to their respective traumas from 3. They’re just not in headspaces able to make it work, and when they are it’s too late.

>>724514484 (OP)
because human women are made for big VIRGIL cock

>>724515284
>HD collection
>Hair unmodded
Cringe.

I hope they de-age Dante and Vergil, I dont want to play Nero again

Vergil had a bigger dick

>>724541636
if the next game is the first half nero and second half dante again im skipping 6

>>724541636
>>724543659
>first half is Dante and Vergil in hell
>with co-op
>with character swap button in single-player
>second half is Nero and Dante's daughter who finally finished school abroad (her mother is Lady)