Thread 724531401

I need /v/ to give it to me straight. Will the game be woke? I’ve got a PS5 sitting in my cart right now, finger hovering over “checkout.” if i don’t hear at least one racist/hateful radio ad within 10 minutes of launch i’m refunding my console!!

>>724531401 (OP)
my $69.99 is the last line of defense between civilization and pronouns.

>>724531401 (OP)
>woman protag
>franchise ruined

>>724531401 (OP)
I can confirm it will be 94% woke.

>>724531401 (OP)
>will it be woke
yeah most likely. rockstar are very woke. all we need is to wait for the niggas what spam the "better man" meme to get their hands on this dude for being too woke. he'll probably get cucked or something.

>>724531401 (OP)
It doesn’t came out for like another 7 months retard. Why not wait until then before buying a game less shitty console for a rockstar game that will also eventually be in pc with mods to improve the experience of your Miami hood rat sim

Why are you even making this thread? You're going to return the console? It's not going to be for another year which means you can't return it since you usually get 30 days. Also it would be an opened item which is not refundable unless it's amazon. Also yes it's going to be fucking woke. The main Hauser brother that wrote the games said he didn't write 6 and he hasn't even LOOKED at the fucking script. Also the ads were by Lazlow and he left the company like 7 years ago.

>>724531401 (OP)
In the leaks from September 2022 people found some dialogue lines with the word polyamory. They started speculating that Lucia and Jason might open their relationship but whether that's a side quest or not, it remains to be seen. Also some in-game website URLs were leaked and one of them will be an OF parody. There's a chance that Jason will pimp out Lucia as a side quest.
We already play as a cuckold in RDR as John Marston.

>>724531401 (OP)
most likely woke AF as the kids say. the game will probably require you to say whether or not you're white, and proceed to emasculate and humiliate you during play.

Considering they censored Confederate flags and other milquetoast content from V, I expect VI to be the blandest AAA game in ages.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjCV_oIeOfk

>>724533143
she will probably cuck him often and he will be loyal to the whore for no reason.

>>724531401 (OP)
Obviously
the gameplay will also be shit like the last 5 open world games rockstar has made, but no one cares about that, they only care if there's woke shit in it, or if there isn't enough woke shit in it. Killing any discourse yet again for rockstar to finally receive criticism for their shit gameplay and mission design. Everyone only cares about the controversial stuff or the story, you make an open world and you're supposed to make it fun, but like i said everyone prioritize story, cutscenes, graphics, and controversies, you have this playground and you make it boring. "b-b-but you haven't even played it" yes like the last 4 times, I called it and I was right, you were wrong.

>>724533528
Sounds like you need to kill yourself. Since there won't ever be a new game that you can enjoy. So go aheqd.

Imagine caring about this nigger shit

>>724531401 (OP)
There's a theory going around that the reason it got delayed to next May was because Trump got elected and woke basically died overnight and now they're going in and taking out a lot of it. Whether or not that translates to also adding in actually funny stuff, idk

>Spoon feed me
Kill yourself

>>724531619
Unironically this. I thought 5 was fucking ass too.

>>724534728
Pretty sure they use mocap, they'd have to rewrite, reshoot, reanimate, and re-edit scenes, story beats, and more, if that were the case and it was just to the brim with unlikeable shit.

>>724534728
>They can change the entire campaign within a year
that's not how it works

>>724533143
what is it about posting on 4chan that makes one obsessed with cuckoldry ? can anybody explain ? is it just a side effect of their brain having been fucked by idpol ?

>>724535265
They were writing cuck fanfic before the first trailer came out.

Calling it:
>Rockstar will not release sales for as much time as possible
>When forced to release them, they will push on the hyper success narrative and how "top of the charts" they are
>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limited (you don't expect scalpers to buy a copy of the game for each console, do you?)
>They will do everything in their power to hide the real budget of the game, the budget of marketing and the publisher cut
>They will do absolutely everything to avoid publishing the target sales numbers after the Veilguard incident
>They will try to damage control with "heh, we're making money from kids buying shark cards for online mode anyway", which will be raped and shattered by age verification
>Will keep spamming about hyper success of gta6 and deflect any questions about meeting target sales or breaking even

>>724535761
Okay Dragoniri.
What was Elden ring's marketing budget and publisher's cut?

I can't decide whether or not I should play it day one or not.

>relying on /v/ to tell you sincerely and unbiasedly whether anything at all that exists or will exist in the world is woke or not
everything has apparently been ruined by dajus, trannies niggers and women because of [reasons]

either play it, wait til it comes out and see it for yourself or dont play it.