>>724536490
I mean, its been over 30 years and even though the amount of dialogue and cutscenes continues to increase exponentially, the stories have always been shit.
In other words: what were you expecting? You're talking about a team of jobbers who can do practically anything and make bank. There is no creative spark by default, and there's no pragmatic concerns for job security. So what the fuck do people expect from any of Nintendo's productions? At this point I'm convinced they rebooted Metroid Prime 4 because whatever that team at Bamco was working on actually looked fun and original. Can't have that.