Thread 724535419

Here is your controller bro

>>724535419 (OP)
i am unironically not worthy of interfacing with the blesses union of man and machine and must submit myself for a 4 day death sentence immediately for considering my action

BuT CaN iT pLaY DoOm????

>>724535419 (OP)
And here's your gamer gf

>>724535607
Yes but you really do not want it to

>>724535607
Its using Doom as its OS

>>724535419 (OP)
How do I solve Captcha with that thing so I can post my message 4chanoosphere?

>>724536021
Just be blessed by the Omnissiah bro.

>>724535419 (OP)
thats badass. bigger version?

>>724535419 (OP)
>Cogitator, fire up Risk of Rain 2
>Engage warp relay link to "the boys" Astropath
>Engage Vox, cypher: phi alpha gamma, message: "sup faggots"
>Servitor, requisition a white Monster Sugar-Free 500ml from the Refigitator Primus

I understand that they had to build shit differently cuz warp travel is a bitch, and they all kind of forgot about the alternatives when what was pretty much the mother of all civil wars caused a ton of technological regression, but why do they build skeletons into this stuff?

>>724537026
because the flesh is unnecessary. Really all you need is the brain but a skull provides a good enough container as is.

>>724537026
computers are illegal because of an ancient war with AI, so lobotomized mono-task human brains wired to machines are used instead.

this stuff is only cool when you are 16

>>724537110
isn't that also the case with Dune as well? like sometimes they have navigators which are full on fish people and the mentats but I would think for smaller and more stationary computers they would require a drugged up brain in a jar.

>>724537026
They are literally using brains as CPUs.
Don't ask how data slates are made. Just don't.

>>724537152
40k is more fun as the corny self aware setting it was in the 80s than the serious soap opera it is now.

>>724537152
Thanks. Can I get the date changed on my driver's license

>>724537313
Do they stick a brain in a hydraulic press?

>>724537284
basically yes, a lot of 40k is inspired by Dune including Big E himself being inspired by Leto the second

>>724537026
The human form is a holy symbol, thus all the skulls and skeletons

>>724537284
im not 100% on dune lore but from memory the mentats aren't machine assisted but trained, they use magic/psychic shit do the maths and whatnot (I think, its been a while)

>>724537313
>Don't ask how data slates are made. Just don't.
mouse brains, bug brains.

>>724535419 (OP)
>Humans are afraid of AI and robots that they lobotomize criminals and make them be part machine instead
>But Admech uses robots
Wat

>>724536919
I like the idea of whittling away at an astropaths lifespan just to shoot the shit with your friends in the next subsector.

>>724535419 (OP)
Thanks but I got my own.

>>724537661
Proofs?

>>724537661
afaik admech datasmiths(the robot handlers) carry usb sticks with different limited programs for their bots. theyre not ai

>>724537284
warhammer rips off every franchise under the sun

40k insists upon itself too much. It is nauseating.

>>724535419 (OP)
what happens if you install gentoo on them

>>724535620
where's the hole?

>>724538648
robo steve jobs comes sprinting at you and rapes you in the ass

>>724538795
the proper terminology is adeptus mechanicus

>>724537325
i do find some of the newer stuff funny though like the Terminus Decree essentially telling the grey knights to kill themselves.

>put human bones on robot
>claim its not AI
>repeat
Who would ever know?

>>724537284
Yes, 40k ripped it off.

>>724537661
The machine spirit is AI.

>>724535620
What function do the nipple cups serve.

>>724535419 (OP)
Are machine spirits actual AI or some kind of demon manifesting in machinery?

>>724540203
contact terminals for charging

>>724540009
It would get all uppity and get found out

>>724540342
I would like to believe a lot of lost and misunderstood technology the imperium scraps together had some form of ai implemented into them, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it is actually the latter considering hell and demons exist that could fuck with technology at will.

>>724540342
It wouldn't surprise me if they were warp related, given how belief interacts with the Immaterium, but full on demon is a stretch. Not to say it doesn't happen, but I'd assume its a benign warp entity unless otherwise revealed as a demon.

>>724540481
>>724540167

>>724535620
Every side in the WH40k universe is fucked up in some way.

>>724535620
......is there more of this?

>>724540342
Kinda a catch all terms for everything the AdMech can't really explain.
There's the case of Titan/Knights where the machine spirit is a hivemind of every pilot ever driving them, so newcomers could be schizorephnically backseat coached by all of their precedessors.

>2025
>We still can't play eXistenZ

>>724537026
Why don't they just use normal computer? Even our "AI" are just glorified search engine with no sentience whatsoever despite being more advanced than 40k retro futuristic 16-bit computers. . What prevent them from just making normal computer?

>>724540342
Depends. There's an AI pretending to be machine spirit and goes full mask off like siding with chaos given the chance. There's that machine spirit like the Crimson Fist's land raider that kept fighting with a dead crew and baited orks to get inside, then committed sudoku.

>>724536919
Yeah, its simulated training time

>>724540342
A human spirit entwined with the machine. Faggot space dwarfs and tau use actual AI and the former can get fucked up by it.

>>724535419 (OP)
Thanks, how do I get the left joystick to stop screaming?

>>724535419 (OP)
Looks good enough.

>>724544975
Stick your hand in it until it clamps down and draws blood.

>>724540996
>Why don't they just use normal computer?
because they don't have those
>What prevent them from just making normal computer?
they don't know how to make them because:
- the knowledge to make them is lost
- the knowledge to make them isn't actually lost, but in posession of a murderous toaster that would rather blow up itself than share it with you. Yes, the toaster is sentient.
- they don't have the time nor the resources to research how to make them again
- if they build them, remnants of the murder-hobo AIs from the past could posess it
- the setting is supposed to be stagnant and they're not supposed to change the status-quo

>>724535620
I love how this is ridiculously gory but better cover those nipples because visible nipples is bad.

>>724535620
does her voice module at least sound sexy?

Can get away with a lot by just sounding hot.

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>And here's your gamer gf

>>724550262
why the hell do women do this to themselves

>>724550001
There is no voice, only the buzzing of servos and some wanky DAoT period http over the RF module. But i guess you can hook her up to the text-to-speech of your liking

>>724550329
A weird combination of mental illness and endorphin addiction

>>724550329
every single like is an endorphin drop

>>724540203
ejector nozzles for steel-cutting lactation beams

>>724550329
they need external validation in order to live

>>724537745
that's the life of one who trades roguishly

>>724537284
>drugged up brain in a jar.
You been reading the non-canon dune prequels anon? Cause that shits in there