Thread 724627810

Expect an announcement in december

Calling it:
>Rockstar will not release sales for as much time as possible
>When forced to release them, they will push on the hyper success narrative and how "top of the charts" they are
>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limited (you don't expect scalpers to buy a copy of the game for each console, do you?)
>They will do everything in their power to hide the real budget of the game, the budget of marketing and the publisher cut
>They will do absolutely everything to avoid publishing the target sales numbers after the Veilguard incident
>They will try to damage control with "heh, we're making money from kids buying shark cards for online mode anyway", which will be raped and shattered by age verification
>Will keep spamming about hyper success of gta6 and deflect any questions about meeting target sales or breaking even

>>724627810 (OP)
>end of life update for gtao

>>724629047
Calling it now
Dragoniri will hang himself when gta 6 comes out and sells 20milion copies on day 1

>>724627810 (OP)
Two more months

>>724627810 (OP)
yeah sure, here's the announcement:
>pushed back until 2027

>>724629573
what. GTA has kids now?

>>724632037
nah they were cut, only learned there were full child models in the beta from a tuber last night

>>724632037
Can you fucking read, retarded faggot?

>>724632358
>retarded faggot
Weirdest way to introduce yourself

>>724627810 (OP)
the announcement:
>dear gamers
>gta 6 is cancelled
>hate,
>rockstar
>ps fuck you

>>724627810 (OP)
I would not be surprised if they release the trailer on Christmas day so they can market the game as 'Bigger than Christmas'

>>724629047
>Why does the American crime game have black people?

>>724632416
Got chatgpt to come up with that one?

also the zombie dlc was apparently much farther along in its development than i had previously believed but god shitcanned once gtao started printing money

>>724629573
Two of them are literally just ellie.

>>724631980
Delayed indefinitely is more like it.

>>724632521
They'd have my respect for that.

>>724632718
>UNKILLABLE BLM black people.
ftfy

>>724629047
The game can still 50 million copies and still underpeform their targets.

>>724633932
false: that is lacy(downer)
i assume downer isnt a surname and that she instead spouts lines about her step dad being beaten to death by transvestite golf enthusiasts or something when you try to talk to her

Jason reminds me of Quinn from Dexter
also I wonder if there will be Dexter references in the game

>>724634625 (You)
alternatively a gta4 reference

>>724634646
>You used to be cool, but you fell off hard
>Just like the show Dexter

>>724634646
jason is ostensibly a criminal but he harbors a dark secret he actually wants to fuck his sister

>>724629047
don't care, still buying

>>724634881
The new season/spinoff is much, much better than the last 3 or 4 seasons of the original show.

>>724629047
Is this image supposed to put me off? That is exactly what I picture if someone mentions low life in LA

>>724627810 (OP)
An announcement for what? We already have a release date.

>>724637429
>for what?
to artificially generate engagement to show major shareholders before the meeting

>>724636126
but its set in miami
they should be anti-communist cubans
and 15% of them should be white
and there should be a scarface reference for boomers and a spring breakers reference for zoomers
and a hurricane to wash away the black people who cannot swim

>>724629573
OK but why is that Ellie Williams

>GTAV2 has been cooking during the entire woke era 2015-2025
>activists and woke consultants have sneaked in a bunch of shit
>director said he was happy not to release the game during trump
i'll bet you money the game was delayed to try and remove the worst woke shit

>>724638317
after a cursory google gta5 only came out 3 months after tlou
guess one of the devs was a big fan

>>724627810 (OP)
You're finally coming out to your parents, tranon?

>>724638472
Where is that image even from? Those look like placeholder models from a dataminer or something

>>724638435
>GTA(nime)
>NO Physics
>NO Ragdoll
>Shit gunplay
>Cringe dialogues
>Dogshit Gunplay and driving
>Can't kill the npcs
lel

>>724638972
couldn't find the sauce myself but supposedly the sourcecode leak a while back had much more beta content than regular datamining was able to dig up

>>724638541
Yeah

>>724632831
No I used grok

>>724638317
Unfortunately Sarah Miller was unavailable.

>>724638972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRWDNzUL-iM