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Anonymous No.724720028 [Report] >>724720247 >>724720249 >>724720452 >>724722740 >>724724134 >>724724204 >>724724268 >>724724687 >>724725406 >>724726615 >>724729290 >>724731651 >>724736645 >>724739952 >>724740064 >>724741781
>wife says she wants to play video games with me
what video game should we play?
Anonymous No.724720115 [Report]
King of Dragon Pass
Anonymous No.724720181 [Report]
King of Dragons
Anonymous No.724720223 [Report]
I don't know your wife.
Mine likes to play Deep Rock Galactic and WoW with me. She also really enjoyed Dragon Age, Mass Effect, and KotOR 1&2 with me, where I let her build the character and choose all the dialogue options while she let me handle the combat.
Anonymous No.724720247 [Report] >>724740496
>>724720028 (OP)
enshrouded, no idea why but I see a huge amount of "me and my wife are playing this together", seems to hit
Anonymous No.724720249 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/
Anonymous No.724720439 [Report] >>724730297
It Takes Two
Anonymous No.724720452 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
>Yakuza
Just skip over the grinding and boring side stuff. My gf liked Yakuza 7 a lot.
>It Takes Two and Split Fiction
Good games that need two players, best played with your romantic partner anyway.
>Dispatch, similar VN games
Let her make the choices and see how it plays out.
Anonymous No.724722740 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
Lovers in a dangerous spacetime
Divinity original sin 2 or baldur's gate 3
Trine 1+2
Unraveled 1+2
Dragon's crown
Anonymous No.724724134 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
Left 4 Dead
Anonymous No.724724204 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
Rapelay
Anonymous No.724724268 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
Play Yakuza with her
Anonymous No.724724687 [Report] >>724725019 >>724734281
>>724720028 (OP)
>having a wifeddit
ngmi
Anonymous No.724725019 [Report] >>724725075
>>724724687
Define making it
Anonymous No.724725075 [Report] >>724729210
>>724725019
dying alone happily
Anonymous No.724725119 [Report] >>724725532
MEET N FUCK KINGDOM, STEVE
Anonymous No.724725406 [Report] >>724727214
>>724720028 (OP)
My wife enjoys survival crafting slop.
Abiotic factor has been pretty fun.
Anonymous No.724725532 [Report]
>>724725119
MEET AND HUH?!
Anonymous No.724726615 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
teto
Anonymous No.724727214 [Report] >>724741585
>>724725406
>my wife enjoys slop
so that is how she meet you huh
Anonymous No.724727808 [Report]
Beat em ups are the correct answer, because you can carry her worthless noob ass through them until she gets bored of them and never asks to play again, or gits gud enough to be an asset (like my gf). Start with simple old ones, like Streets of Rage
Anonymous No.724729210 [Report] >>724729789 >>724732332 >>724734589
>>724725075
you do realize you'll die sooner alone, right? being alone is extremely bad for your health. it's like smoking 500 cigarettes.
Anonymous No.724729290 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
Pikmin 3 is a pretty good time co-op
Anonymous No.724729671 [Report]
My past few relationships this was somewhat a point of contention because my exes were gamers, and got the impression I was a gamer because I play the same 2 games religiously. They get mad when you don't wanna play some shit like Marvel Rivals or Overwatch or Valorant with them. Maybe its a character flaw on my part for not just playing the slop (I tried many times) or maybe they should have just agreed to watch a movie or something instead if they wanted to spend time together. Anyway I'm a fake volcel now, women suck.
Anonymous No.724729789 [Report] >>724730052
>>724729210
>it's like smoking 500 cigarettes.
lol i've been doing that for half a decade, still havent hit the jackpot with cancer
Anonymous No.724730052 [Report] >>724730124
>>724729789
500 per day.
Anonymous No.724730124 [Report]
>>724730052
i wish but money doesnt grow on trees
Anonymous No.724730227 [Report] >>724730810 >>724731098
>keep adding co op games from bundles to my library
>Think "I'll play them when I get a new gf"
>mfw it's been 5 years without one
Anonymous No.724730297 [Report]
>>724720439
Weren't a bunch of divorced Karens mad at this game because the objective was to save the marriage?
Anonymous No.724730793 [Report]
Just play some kind of survival crafting slop with animal breeding like ark. Bitches love that shit.
Anonymous No.724730810 [Report]
>>724730227
what's another 5 years amirite? lol
Anonymous No.724731098 [Report]
>>724730227
How about playing with friends?
Anonymous No.724731651 [Report] >>724731756
>>724720028 (OP)
>Wife
Enjoy a lawsuit and losing 50% of your shit, cuck.
Anonymous No.724731756 [Report]
>>724731651
you've been successfully mindbroken by anti-marriage psyops here. congrats@
Anonymous No.724732332 [Report] >>724732584
>>724729210
>being alone is extremely bad for your health.
Explain
Anonymous No.724732584 [Report] >>724732853 >>724734589 >>724734810
>>724732332
because we're extremely social creatures. loneliness causes higher risk of heart failure, dementia, etc. google it yourself.
Anonymous No.724732853 [Report]
>>724732584
I feel like time is better spend on myself, either way it will consume a majority of your life span
Anonymous No.724734281 [Report]
>>724724687
hopefully she finds ops numale energy from playing vidya gaems repulsive and divorce rapes him to death
Anonymous No.724734589 [Report] >>724737631
>>724729210
>>724732584
Correlation isn't causation. Lonely people aren't going to have people telling them their degenerate or unhealthy habits are bad, so naturally they aren't going to live as long since they don't drop the bad habits. Living alone and having healthy habits is better than living with other people that you don't mesh with just for non-existent health benefits.

Living and being with people like you is the greatest feeling, but don't pretend that all socialization is by default good and better than being alone.
Anonymous No.724734810 [Report] >>724739809
>>724732584
I wish that wasn't the case. Especially since I'm an ugly autist. Here's hoping posting on 4chan counts as being social
Anonymous No.724736645 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
The only "real" game I've played with my wife was Diablo III RoS. She wanted to genuinely play the story, explore around and everything. I tried my best to lower my powerlevel, but eventually she noticed I was holding back (and of course not a big fan of the story) and she lost interest. At that moment I wished, I could undo my knowledge about the game. But it is, what it is. After that we played Hearthstone, but most of the time in parallel, since our power gap there was so massive, I couldn't even begin to hold back enough. So basically I'm saying you should probably play something with her, where you don't have any knowledge advantage above her.
Anonymous No.724736789 [Report]
What's a girlfriend? 29 incel about to ascend into wizardhood btw
Anonymous No.724737631 [Report]
>>724734589
>Correlation isn't causation.
It is actually.
And you are a fucking retard for buying this lie.
Anonymous No.724739809 [Report]
>>724734810
i'm just making shit up. you'll be alright, king...probably.
Anonymous No.724739952 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
>wife
What the fucking are you doing on 4chan? You don't belong here!
Anonymous No.724740064 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
Terraria or Necesse if she gets motion sickness from 3D first/third person games like mine does.
Anonymous No.724740496 [Report]
>>724720247
Enshrouded is good but Id hold off until full release, since each update actually does make the game noticeably better.
Anonymous No.724740504 [Report]
I wish I had a wife to have sex with her and then stick a knife in her chest and dump her body in a river
Anonymous No.724741585 [Report]
>>724727214
You're damn right.
She enjoys that sloppy wet baby making raw sex!
Anonymous No.724741781 [Report]
>>724720028 (OP)
Killing floor 1
Anonymous No.724743492 [Report]
This is the stuff we've played together. She also enjoys watching me play games.