Thread 724720028

>wife says she wants to play video games with me
what video game should we play?

King of Dragon Pass

King of Dragons

I don't know your wife.
Mine likes to play Deep Rock Galactic and WoW with me. She also really enjoyed Dragon Age, Mass Effect, and KotOR 1&2 with me, where I let her build the character and choose all the dialogue options while she let me handle the combat.

>>724720028 (OP)
enshrouded, no idea why but I see a huge amount of "me and my wife are playing this together", seems to hit

>>724720028 (OP)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/

It Takes Two

>>724720028 (OP)
>Yakuza
Just skip over the grinding and boring side stuff. My gf liked Yakuza 7 a lot.
>It Takes Two and Split Fiction
Good games that need two players, best played with your romantic partner anyway.
>Dispatch, similar VN games
Let her make the choices and see how it plays out.

>>724720028 (OP)
Lovers in a dangerous spacetime
Divinity original sin 2 or baldur's gate 3
Trine 1+2
Unraveled 1+2
Dragon's crown

>>724720028 (OP)
Left 4 Dead

>>724720028 (OP)
Rapelay

>>724720028 (OP)
Play Yakuza with her

>>724720028 (OP)
>having a wifeddit
ngmi

>>724724687
Define making it

>>724725019
dying alone happily

MEET N FUCK KINGDOM, STEVE

>>724720028 (OP)
My wife enjoys survival crafting slop.
Abiotic factor has been pretty fun.

>>724725119
MEET AND HUH?!

>>724720028 (OP)
teto

>>724725406
>my wife enjoys slop
so that is how she meet you huh

Beat em ups are the correct answer, because you can carry her worthless noob ass through them until she gets bored of them and never asks to play again, or gits gud enough to be an asset (like my gf). Start with simple old ones, like Streets of Rage

>>724725075
you do realize you'll die sooner alone, right? being alone is extremely bad for your health. it's like smoking 500 cigarettes.

>>724720028 (OP)
Pikmin 3 is a pretty good time co-op

My past few relationships this was somewhat a point of contention because my exes were gamers, and got the impression I was a gamer because I play the same 2 games religiously. They get mad when you don't wanna play some shit like Marvel Rivals or Overwatch or Valorant with them. Maybe its a character flaw on my part for not just playing the slop (I tried many times) or maybe they should have just agreed to watch a movie or something instead if they wanted to spend time together. Anyway I'm a fake volcel now, women suck.

>>724729210
>it's like smoking 500 cigarettes.
lol i've been doing that for half a decade, still havent hit the jackpot with cancer

>>724729789
500 per day.

>>724730052
i wish but money doesnt grow on trees

>keep adding co op games from bundles to my library
>Think "I'll play them when I get a new gf"
>mfw it's been 5 years without one

>>724720439
Weren't a bunch of divorced Karens mad at this game because the objective was to save the marriage?

Just play some kind of survival crafting slop with animal breeding like ark. Bitches love that shit.

>>724730227
what's another 5 years amirite? lol

>>724730227
How about playing with friends?

>>724720028 (OP)
>Wife
Enjoy a lawsuit and losing 50% of your shit, cuck.

>>724731651
you've been successfully mindbroken by anti-marriage psyops here. congrats@

>>724729210
>being alone is extremely bad for your health.
Explain

>>724732332
because we're extremely social creatures. loneliness causes higher risk of heart failure, dementia, etc. google it yourself.

>>724732584
I feel like time is better spend on myself, either way it will consume a majority of your life span

>>724724687
hopefully she finds ops numale energy from playing vidya gaems repulsive and divorce rapes him to death

>>724729210
>>724732584
Correlation isn't causation. Lonely people aren't going to have people telling them their degenerate or unhealthy habits are bad, so naturally they aren't going to live as long since they don't drop the bad habits. Living alone and having healthy habits is better than living with other people that you don't mesh with just for non-existent health benefits.

Living and being with people like you is the greatest feeling, but don't pretend that all socialization is by default good and better than being alone.

>>724732584
I wish that wasn't the case. Especially since I'm an ugly autist. Here's hoping posting on 4chan counts as being social

>>724720028 (OP)
The only "real" game I've played with my wife was Diablo III RoS. She wanted to genuinely play the story, explore around and everything. I tried my best to lower my powerlevel, but eventually she noticed I was holding back (and of course not a big fan of the story) and she lost interest. At that moment I wished, I could undo my knowledge about the game. But it is, what it is. After that we played Hearthstone, but most of the time in parallel, since our power gap there was so massive, I couldn't even begin to hold back enough. So basically I'm saying you should probably play something with her, where you don't have any knowledge advantage above her.

What's a girlfriend? 29 incel about to ascend into wizardhood btw

>>724734589
>Correlation isn't causation.
It is actually.
And you are a fucking retard for buying this lie.

>>724734810
i'm just making shit up. you'll be alright, king...probably.

>>724720028 (OP)
>wife
What the fucking are you doing on 4chan? You don't belong here!

>>724720028 (OP)
Terraria or Necesse if she gets motion sickness from 3D first/third person games like mine does.

>>724720247
Enshrouded is good but Id hold off until full release, since each update actually does make the game noticeably better.

I wish I had a wife to have sex with her and then stick a knife in her chest and dump her body in a river

>>724727214
You're damn right.
She enjoys that sloppy wet baby making raw sex!

>>724720028 (OP)
Killing floor 1

This is the stuff we've played together. She also enjoys watching me play games.