Anonymous
11/1/2025, 7:53:17 PM
No.724724543
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>>724724071 (OP)
He's still stuck in his anal stage
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 7:56:05 PM
No.724724731
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>>724724071 (OP)
legally obligated to write at least one character based on his fans
THE PERNICIOUS POO POO PARTAKER
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:00:38 PM
No.724724982
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>>724725749
it's a reference to japanese mythology, where the human soul is located near the anus.
he's eating people's souls through their shit.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:01:15 PM
No.724725035
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>>724724071 (OP)
A manifestion of the average GoT fan.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:02:57 PM
No.724725135
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>>724724071 (OP)
I don’t think George came up with that character. He only worked on the lore leading up to the Shattering
everything after that is just Miyazaki doing his usual “corruption” thing
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:04:23 PM
No.724725215
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>>724724071 (OP)
His scat fetish, same thing that inspires him to write in general.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:09:29 PM
No.724725571
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>>724724071 (OP)
Maybe hentai? Scat is normal reading material for Japanese males.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:12:11 PM
No.724725726
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>>724735269
he's a shit eating faggot in real life
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:12:15 PM
No.724725731
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>>724724071 (OP)
every fantasy world should have at least one loathsome dung eater
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:12:29 PM
No.724725749
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>>724735574
>>724724982
But he's not japanese... unless George RR Martin coming up with the same script as a souls game is just a lie and he didn't write shit.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:13:58 PM
No.724725861
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>>724724071 (OP)
Self insert characters are so cringe
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:21:24 PM
No.724726380
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>>724724071 (OP)
If Dung Eater was a woman, I bet you that a fuck load of scat fags would have been born on launch day.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:23:22 PM
No.724726510
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when my friend and I played through Elden Ring, every time we fought a boss we discussed whether that boss was thought of by martin or miyazaki. it was hilarious
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:35:04 PM
No.724727341
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>>724724071 (OP)
He didn't write shit, especially characters.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 8:36:53 PM
No.724727468
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THE DETESTABLE DOODOO DIGESTER
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:03:06 PM
No.724729242
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THE GROTESQUE GUANO GOURMAND
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:07:20 PM
No.724729526
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THE LECHEROUS LEFTOID LIMEY
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:09:06 PM
No.724729629
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>>724724071 (OP)
He saw the souls fanbase and it inspired him
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:10:55 PM
No.724729742
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THE PECULIAR POOP PARFEY PARTAKER
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:11:42 PM
No.724729813
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THE UNACCEPTABLE TURD SWALLOWER
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:13:06 PM
No.724729905
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>>724724071 (OP)
>why did the guy that wrote multiple pages intricately detailing someone's diarrhea make a character based around doodoo feces
Gee whiz, it's a real fuckin' mystery.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:14:59 PM
No.724730035
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You guys put way more thought into this stuff than the developers ever dreamed of doing. What you see is what you get and it doesn't go any further.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:43:09 PM
No.724731963
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>>724730797
Which item description says that? Vaati??
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:46:03 PM
No.724732169
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THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:54:02 PM
No.724732707
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>>724724071 (OP)
What's his name again?
THE MORE SHE DRAKN THE MORE SHE SHAT
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:56:51 PM
No.724732909
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the salacious shit slurper
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 9:57:36 PM
No.724732959
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>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. When she closed her eyes at last, Dany did not know whether she would be strong enough to open them again.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 10:01:47 PM
No.724733242
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>>724724071 (OP)
whore-o-loo king of badlandia?
probably a repressed gay nightmare he had 20 years ago finally breaking out of his mind as he grows old and weak
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 10:14:53 PM
No.724734151
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>>724733798
Sad Durch no longer makes videos.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 10:17:49 PM
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>>724730145
Gave me a chuckle and that might not be a good thing.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 10:18:42 PM
No.724734406
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>>724724071 (OP)
I forgot that fag was even involved
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 10:29:54 PM
No.724735269
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>>724725726
bayonne is all polacks now, everyone else left
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 10:33:41 PM
No.724735574
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>>724725749
>unless George RR Martin coming up with the same script as a souls game is just a lie
of course it is, anyone who defends elden ring's lore with
>b-but muh gurm
outs himself as a retarded fucking subhuman. his involvement was nothing more than a marketing stunt (and it worked surprisingly well).
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 10:52:13 PM
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>>724738925
It’s a MHS & a terrible RPG
>Breaks formula [Boss - Mini Boss - Elite - Common] constantly
>Worst Caryl Runes (No unique qualifiers, expanded movesets, unique abilities, or covenant changes)
>Worst NPC questlines progression in the series (3/4th are simping) complete waste of GrrMs talents of fantasy politics
>Worst gameplay to world impact. If the story is to “fix” everything & become king, why can’t we make ANY real overworld choices?
>Limgrave: The 3 lord contenders
>Weeping Peninsula: Humans vs Misbegotten
>Liurnia: Academy, vs Cuckoo Knights, vs Carian Royalists
>Calied: Burn, Retake, or spread the Rot outbreak
>MT. Gelmir: Volcano Manor dissidents vs Frenzy/Madness remnants
>Atlus Plateau: Perfumers vs Jars race war
>Leyndall Capital: Feral vs loyal Omen
>Cant create your own Roundtable, recruiting NPCs, or remaining loyal to Gideon
>Cant use prosthetics, body grafting, blood magic, necromancy, faith summon weapons, stands, traps or machinist tech
>Cant use any of it despite their constant reuse of assets
>No Age of Compassion
>No Age of Blasphemy
>No Age of Slumber
>No Age of Knowing
>No Age of Blood
>No Age of Rot
>No Age of Godslayers
>No Age of Crucible
>No Age of Dragons
>No Age of Conquest
>No Age of Beasts
>Never fixed the RoGs into feeling like an expedition up an MOUNTAIN (2x exterminated civilizations: Zamor humanoids, & Giants are right there.)
>Never fixed Consecrated Snowfields. (Shove all of RoG content here)
>Never added the Badlands even though it was finished.
>Never added the “above” map layer for dreams
>Never added in the cut questlines, NPCs or endings that were finished. (Or unique cutscenes to existing quests/endings)
>Shafted: Black Flames, Sleep, & Beast-hood content
>Ruined their final boss, being a worse G&M copy
>Ruined their DLC by being half assed
>Ruined their final DLC boss by being nonsense in their own butchered lore
>Ruined the kino check by not giving us a EL Triggers for their respective ending
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 10:56:24 PM
No.724737193
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>>724724939
THE DERANGED DOODOO DEVOURER
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 11:01:25 PM
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>>724724071 (OP)
the fiendish feces frolicker
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 11:03:06 PM
No.724737694
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>>724724071 (OP)
THE ENIGMATIC EXCREMENT ENJOYER
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 11:04:45 PM
No.724737793
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THE SINISTER SHIT SOMMELIER
