Thread 724726324

Normal humans aren't supposed to have these proportions.

>>724726324 (OP)
This is your sign to buy some toe separators

I wanna eat where the white folk eat
because I'm white on the bottom of my feet

What garbage lebron nikes do to your feet

>>724726324 (OP)
Gay priest is here now

>>724726503
It's by design all modern shoes fuck your feet up.

>>724726324 (OP)
Rich people still use shitty shoes? holy shit!

>>724726324 (OP)
how does this happen? do niggas practice foot binding?

>>724726736
You know how people get uncomfortable shoes and break them in? They're not breaking in the shoes. They're breaking in their feet.

If your shoes don't feel good when you put them on, then those shoes aren't a good fit. It doesn't matter if they have the neat little logo that you enjoy.

>>724726736
LeBron wears dogshit Nikes that are way too tight for wide feet(my feet are barely wider than a normal size 11 and it's like torture after an hour) but DEY DA BASKETBALL SHOE! so everyone just goes with the flow. Pretty sure even Nike Wides aren't that wide.

>>724726736
I would assume its because of years and years of playing basketball and pushing his body and feet well past normal human limits.
Or he is just a weird freak, one those is probably the answer.

>>724727006
>playing ape hoop
>beyond human limits
kekaroo

damn it's like if AI was involved in generating that foot

He was bred to be very tall and that gives you fucked up toes. He is a product of unoptimal human genetics.

>>724726736
Yes, regular shoes are no different from foot binding

>>724726956
Why can't Nike just get tailor made shoes specifically for Lebron and then sew some shit on there to make it look like a normal Nike shoe?

>>724727118
You wouldn't even be able to do what he did as a 12 year old when you're 30.

>>724727006
>pushing beyond the limits
This may have been the case during his first 3-4 years, but he plays like an absolute bitch, fouls everyone, travels constantly, and no-one says anything about it. You know why people still say Jordan is the best even though he played during the equivalent of minor league basketball? It's because he was actually playing the fucking game, LE brown just gets the ball, long jumps 4 times without dribbling before illegally colliding with another player, and taking it to the hoop.
People are all mad Steph Curry turned Basketball into the game of 3s but at least he was playing actual basketball

>>724726324 (OP)
>>724726736
Shoes are not designed for the anatomy of human feet.
They are designed for aesthetic and performance.

>>724727269
Cuz shoe don't look good = shoe don't sell good. Else New Balance would be the shoe for every sport

>>724727272
I am white, not an overgrown ape, of course I can't do the things a monkey can do. would you also think it strange if i can't swing from vines like an orangutang? baka

>>724727251
>normal shoes are formal oxfords that 90% of modern people wear only to funerals
was this image made in 1993? The modern foot is the left but obviously more squished in, the toes arent fucking angled like that. look up womens feet

>>724727389
Yeah but I'm not saying they should make a new shoe that looks totally different for Lebron, just make a shoe of different size that looks cosmetically the same. Who's going to know?

>>724727621
>was this image made in 1993?
No, but it was made by a white man

>>724727659
I get what you're saying but everyone will notice and it will disturb the "Nike profile"

>>724726416
they do rituals and surgeries to achieve that kind of body, it's fucked up

>>724727251
These are just 2 different foot genetics. Everyone doesn't have the same angle on their toes. People have all different shape and length of toes.

>>724727621
If you use shoes at all then your feet are deformed. Barefoot shoes can alleviate some of the harm that you have caused to yourself but it won't repair them by a long shot, you are crippled for life.

>>724726324 (OP)
he got that from getting buck broken by diddy

>>724727621
Hello phrenologist

>>724727291
LeBitch

LeFraud

>>724727621
>look up womens feet
ok

>>724726736
his toes expected to be attached to a man of normal height. guess they didnt get the memo

>>724727621
>look up womens feet
didn't know tarantino posted on /v/

You idiots seriously believe everyone is really squeezing their toes into shoes so tight that they deform your toes and they're just not complaining about it?

>>724726736
wearing shoes that are not wide enough for your feet

>>724728327
Absolutely, yes. The moment you stop giving a shit about fashion and start dressing for comfort and utility you immediately notice how much everyone was just walking(uncomfortably) lockstep for the sake of aesthetics

>>724727735
No such thing

>>724728445
Stop trying to justify wearing jammies everywhere Anon.