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Anonymous No.724728521 [Report] >>724729937 >>724731414 >>724732205 >>724732245 >>724732450 >>724732734 >>724733235 >>724735946 >>724736160
There is no rebuttal for this
Anonymous No.724728830 [Report] >>724732889 >>724736043 >>724739852 >>724742738 >>724743517
Cool, I just want Suselle to lose.
Anonymous No.724728962 [Report]
Accurate
Anonymous No.724729283 [Report]
Kris and Susie share Ralsei, Noelle gets stuck in the cuck chair
Anonymous No.724729324 [Report] >>724730152
fuck off Karkat
Anonymous No.724729396 [Report] >>724729462
Heart x All
Kris x Nobody

Simple as
Anonymous No.724729436 [Report] >>724731885
Did Toby say anything for the 7th anniversary of chapter 1?
Anonymous No.724729462 [Report]
>>724729396
but i want kris more than any of them
Anonymous No.724729489 [Report] >>724739937 >>724740313
I heard that Toby deleted a tweet
Quick rundown?
Anonymous No.724729828 [Report] >>724729965 >>724730132 >>724730204
It still boggles my mind some people's way of engaging with media is to imagine fictional characters dating other fictional characters and this is where they put all their energy and all they want to talk about is how X character is dating Y character and then someone shows up and yells: "Noooo, X is actually dating Z!!!" and they're fine with this silly predicament.
Anonymous No.724729937 [Report]
>>724728521 (OP)
Kris is for Susie
(You) are for Noelle
Together you will bang both of them
Anonymous No.724729965 [Report]
>>724729828
It's 80% women doing it
Even when men are into shipping it's just self-insert x character
Anonymous No.724730132 [Report] >>724730642
>>724729828
Unlike Undertale, Deltarune has romantic relationships as a central pillar of the story. If the pairings I don't like happen, the story just goes to shit for me.
In other words, suselle fucking sucks
Anonymous No.724730152 [Report] >>724730403
>>724729324
Who is the Karkat of Deltarune?
Anonymous No.724730204 [Report]
>>724729828
Umm, delete this misogynistic post please?
Anonymous No.724730403 [Report]
>>724730152
one of the flowers in chapter 5
probably green for muh subversion but also properly represents the character and also also with the whole green to grey thing gaster has going on now
Anonymous No.724730642 [Report] >>724731314 >>724733478 >>724733724 >>724735119 >>724736618
>>724730132
Suselle sucks because they suffer from what I call the Bonnie and Marcy paradox. I have seen this fenomena before in Adventure Time. You got 2 very strong (in personality sensee) female characters who work great on their own and then they get paired together and it's ok because yuri is cute but then as time progresses these 2 females become shallow puppets once they're on screen together, they stop working as independent characters and they're now a wicked team. Now in the sequel Fionna & Cake, if Marcy or PB are on screen they always as a couple, never alone.
This is what's wrong with Sussie x Noelle. They stop being themselves once they interact with each other.
Anonymous No.724731314 [Report] >>724732000
>>724730642
I also hated the AT lesbians but the rot in both of their characters was for different reasons.
Anonymous No.724731414 [Report]
>>724728521 (OP)
I disagree with the idea of Ralsei romance. Replace with Berdly.
Anonymous No.724731885 [Report] >>724731951
>>724729436
no
Anonymous No.724731951 [Report] >>724732596 >>724733685
>>724731885
Anyone else getting disappointed by Toby as of late?
Anonymous No.724732000 [Report]
>>724731314
this
deltarunes main issue is noelle not shutting the fuck up about susie
Anonymous No.724732205 [Report]
>>724728521 (OP)
Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
Anonymous No.724732245 [Report]
>>724728521 (OP)
Thank fuck, finally a Noelle thread so I can click on it. I have sighted Sans and Papyrus in a flashback but have yet to find my prey, didn't actually kill him ON Halloween but the hunt continues. Don't really want to kill Papyrus but sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to crack an egg
Anonymous No.724732450 [Report]
>>724728521 (OP)
This is the doomed romance enjoyers choice of pairings
Anonymous No.724732596 [Report]
>>724731951
Honestly I wasn't expecting anything for ch1's anniversary, iirc he didn't do shit with it last year either
Anonymous No.724732734 [Report]
>>724728521 (OP)
Counterpoint: Toby is a yurinigger.
Counter-counterpoint: there's nothing stopping Kris from being a biological female and Ralsei from trooning out.
Anonymous No.724732889 [Report]
>>724728830
meme I made a while ago.
Anonymous No.724733005 [Report] >>724736205
Kris should get with Noelle (this is a punishment)
Anonymous No.724733235 [Report]
>>724728521 (OP)
>game ends with tomboy x femboy and childhood friends to lovers
I’d kneel if Toby had the balls to do that
Anonymous No.724733478 [Report] >>724733763 >>724733862
>>724730642
That's only part of the reason. Suselle itself sucks because, like 99% of other 'Yuri', the literal sole factor for it is the fact that it is yuri. Just compare the scenes between susie and noelle and between them and literally any of the other main character. Give me literally a single scene those two have on the level of Susie cheering Kris up after the game, or Susie comforting Ralsei when he says he's not real, or the whole 'playing piano just for me' thing with kris and noelle.

Guess what? They don't. Because the sole factor for the ship is 'It's gay, so that means it's good!'
Anonymous No.724733485 [Report] >>724738357
Noelle should get with (Me)
Anonymous No.724733685 [Report]
>>724731951
I've been disappointed with Toby since chapter 2, the feeling only got stronger this year.
Anonymous No.724733705 [Report]
ralsei gets triple blowjobs every night he does not need susie
Anonymous No.724733724 [Report] >>724736129 >>724739539
>>724730642
I'd say all is not lost as of yet.
Susie at least retains a bit of her character when she's around Noelle. But that also makes it look like she doesn't even care about her that much. Noelle gave her a pencil once, which got her off the shit-list.
Aside from that, the most evidence toward the ship being mutual is one line where Susie asks if Noelle is in the prophecy immediately after hearing the "Love finds it's way to the girl" part, and the part in the mansion where Susie taunts Carol with saying that her and Noelle are going to the festival together (Also with Kris and if it was possible, Ralsei and Lancer would be too).

The reason the ship is so hated is because of how good of a character Noelle is when Susie isn't on screen. The walk with her and Kris where they reminisce on their childhood and families is so nice and sincere compared to the stuttering, occasionally violent, sycophant that Noelle turns into when Susie is the topic of conversation.
It's pitting the tumblr girls against the weebs. One side loves flowery over-the-top gay romance that holds no shame for itself, and the other loves more tender close bonds of people who grow to trust and depend on one-another. (you can tell my bias, but I don't know how better to describe it)

I think the most likely ending to this storyline is Sister Replacement theory. Especially after chapter 4's guitar scene, that seems to be the best explanation. She'll realize that the closeness she needs doesn't have to be from a romantic partner, and being friends with the fun gang is the right thing for her.
It doesn't have to lead to any shipping, straight or otherwise, and it doesn't even need to stop the shippers from arguing and creating art about it forever.
Anonymous No.724733763 [Report] >>724734113
>>724733478
But why did Toby also started shitting on Catelle too?
Anonymous No.724733862 [Report]
>>724733478
Susie even lists off her friends in chapter 3, and guess who wasn't on the list.
here's a hint, it wasn't Toriel.
Anonymous No.724734113 [Report]
>>724733763
I try not to use the game as evidence of what Toby is thinking because if I did then i would reach the conclusion that Toby thinks suselle is shallow and retarded, but i seriously doubt that's the case.
Anonymous No.724735119 [Report] >>724735565
>>724730642
Suselle sucks because its dynamic just amounts to Susie existing while Noelle masturbates to her presence, it’s fucking awkward. Literally every other dynamic feels significantly more organic even meme ships like kerdly. Admittedly writers being so dogshit at romance that they’re platonic pairings feel more romantic isn’t unheard of so chances are Suselle sucking isn’t intentional
Anonymous No.724735565 [Report] >>724735848 >>724736041 >>724736903 >>724742976
>>724735119
If Noelle were a man it'd be called the most Problematic of ships, because Nigel would just be furiously cranking it to the existence of Susie without really knowing who she is.
Anonymous No.724735806 [Report] >>724735968
>unironic deltarune shipping thread
wtf happened to this place
Anonymous No.724735848 [Report]
>>724735565
male Noelle would be named Noelan.
Anonymous No.724735946 [Report] >>724737154
>>724728521 (OP)
I thought I was only the only ralsusie shipper...they are so cute
Anonymous No.724735968 [Report]
>>724735806
W*men
Anonymous No.724736041 [Report]
>>724735565
If Noelle were a man it would be based.

>Noelle has a crush on the bully tormenting her childhood friend.
Anonymous No.724736043 [Report]
>>724728830
fpbp
Anonymous No.724736129 [Report]
>>724733724
I think the most likely ending is Noelle having a mental breakdown. Possibly followed by her getting out of it, granted.
Anonymous No.724736160 [Report] >>724736684
>>724728521 (OP)
I don't think Noelle would be a libertarian but I bet her mother is
Anonymous No.724736205 [Report] >>724738143
>>724733005
Post the entire comic.
Anonymous No.724736618 [Report]
>>724730642
To be fair, it kind of worked for Bonnie because the story frequently flirted with her being a bubblegum version of the Emperor of Mankind and her having a humanizing relationship worked mostly alright.

They never had a clue what to do with Marceline though.
Anonymous No.724736684 [Report]
>>724736160
Carol is probably the kind of career politician that just is whatever ideology would get her closest to power. She's a democrat if most of the hometown is and a republican if most of hometown is.
Anonymous No.724736903 [Report] >>724737284 >>724737674
>>724735565
To give suselle SOME credit noelle does seem to like Susie beyond “strong scary woman” and Susie does seem to care about Noelle… but you could also argue that literally everything noelle seems to like about Susie also applies to Kris and Susie is also shown to care about ALL her friends and also as more intimate scenes with kris and ralsei. (Imagine how mindbroken this site would be if Susie talked about Noelle like she does the depressed goat twink)
Anonymous No.724737154 [Report]
>>724735946
There aren't many ralsusie plot scholars. The few of them that there are, aren't very vocal
Anonymous No.724737284 [Report]
>>724736903
>Susie to Ralsei: "I don't care if you think you're not real. You're real to me, and that's enough. I'd defy fate and reality if it meant we could be together forever"
>Fandom: "Haha, nice friends"
>Susie to Noelle: "You gave me a pencil a few years ago, and even though it didn't taste that good, I'm mildly concerned when you're kidnapped and threatened with mutilation (The only other person around who knows you is Kris, who can't talk on his own.)"
>Fandom: "Oh Em Jee. They must be in Lesbians with each other."
Anonymous No.724737674 [Report]
>>724736903
Can't speak for others, but right now my biggest issue is mostly that I don't really buy Susie having a crush on Noelle. Other side is believable enough, and while you could argue it makes her a bad person... It's noelle.
Anonymous No.724738143 [Report] >>724738486
>>724736205
too much work
Anonymous No.724738357 [Report]
>>724733485
fat
Anonymous No.724738486 [Report] >>724738786 >>724739165
>>724738143
Fair.

Can you at least link it?
Anonymous No.724738786 [Report]
>>724738486
postingterminal slash status slash 1984605902910210427
Anonymous No.724739165 [Report] >>724741042
>>724738486
https://x.com/postingterminal/status/1984605902910210427
Anonymous No.724739303 [Report] >>724739668
I'd erase all romantic elements of Deltarune, both canon and all possibilities for the next chapters, even the ones I actually enjoy, only to not have to endure watching Suselle shit.
Anonymous No.724739539 [Report]
>>724733724
Anon, the sooner you accept the inevitable yuri, the less painful it will be when it happens.
Anonymous No.724739668 [Report] >>724739726 >>724739951
>>724739303
I'm 90% sure I recognize the art and if I'm right, it was drawn by a vore artist that I like a lot despite him being an annoying tranny.
Anonymous No.724739726 [Report]
>>724739668
I don't think it is.
Anonymous No.724739852 [Report]
>>724728830
Same.
Anonymous No.724739937 [Report]
>>724729489
He didn't delete a tweet he just accidentally retweeted fan art and then quickly undid that action
Anonymous No.724739951 [Report]
>>724739668
I have no clue who the artist is for that one, it just happens to be the best Madgore pic we have.
Anonymous No.724740132 [Report] >>724741108
I can't wait to force Noelle to kill someone very dear to her. Whether it's Rudy, Dess, or Susie. Either way it's going to be completely break her
Anonymous No.724740313 [Report]
>>724729489
He accidentally tweeted something on his main account that could potentially tie him to his secret alt account and parasocial crazies tried to hunt it down.
Anonymous No.724741042 [Report]
>>724739165

>That final panel
God, so fucking hot.
Anonymous No.724741108 [Report]
>>724740132
It's going to be Kris and it will be peak tragic kino.
Anonymous No.724742208 [Report]
>https://deltarune.com/tv/
What was the point of this page?
The TV was off and it stayed off. That's it?
Anonymous No.724742738 [Report]
>>724728830
Toby kneels to LGBT so Suselle will never be debunked until Chapter 7 comes out.
And since he made UndynexAlphys happen in True Pacifist, you'll see where I am getting
Anonymous No.724742976 [Report]
>>724735565
This is why Noelle is based. Not about to let reality get her down
Anonymous No.724743517 [Report] >>724743716
>>724728830
I want everyone to cuck noelle
Anonymous No.724743716 [Report]
>>724743517
I want Noelle to become Kris powerbottom.
He doesn't want to sleep with all her friends, family and loved ones.
But she makes him do it.