Thread 724747335

Has it ever dawned on you how shitty this game is designed? from the need to get 7 shines from each level, to half those shines being repeats, and the copy pasted blue coins to bring the total up to 120 shines in this absurdly rushed piece of shit?
>nb4 this gay shit is hard

>>724747335 (OP)
Yeah but it looks great, has great vibes and it's fun to control Mario. Besides if I want to sweat and take a 3D platformer seriously, there are better options.

>>724747335 (OP)
im a zoomerfag tainted by nostalgia glasses since i grew up on this game. what are the issues with sunshine? this is a genuine question

>>724747678
The visuals aged like milk, and the vibe of bowser jr voice acting can suck my dick.

>>724747335 (OP)
playing it makes me feel comfy :)

>>724747771
every level is THAT part. the fact there's people who can stand to play it for longer than twenty minutes is astounding.

>>724747821
your comfort is piss, by liking the game your opinion on the medium are all discounted.

>>724747914
your opinions will never hold meaning

>>724747678
fpbp

And yet it's still better than the Galaxy games

skill issue

>>724747335 (OP)
I fucking hate the hotel level

>>724747335 (OP)
everyone knows, only the weird gc kids that all have abnormal spectrum taste try to contest it

It is the worst 3D Mario platformer yet it is still better than any 3D Sonic and 2D Mario game.

>>724750760
Sonic Adventure mogs this shit lmao

>>724747335 (OP)
Why do tendies hate this game so much and lap up actual dogshit like Mario Odyssey

>>724747335 (OP)
No, because it does a great job of repressing that knowledge with the great aesthetics and details. All games are boring if you rip the skin off and strip them down to the mechanics.

Especially pernicious is the influence of "journalists" on video games. This whole crying about small time delays like being kicked out of levels is purely a thing because it doesn't allow game journalists or twitch streamers (0.00000001% of society) to chew through a game in half an hour and write a slop article about it to meet an artificial quota quick enough.

Nobody denies that 100%ing it is cancer, it was rushed and inflated with dumb blue coins and ridiculous meme levels like the pachinko machine. But casual experience where you roughly half maybe 2/3 the total shines is great. Top tier aesthetics. Mario controls better than both 64 and Galaxy.

>>724754815
It sounds like the people that hate it are those autistic speed runners that want to 100% it as fast as possible. Not your average person

>>724751874
Tendies hate the gamecube because tendies are all either boomer manchildren or litersl children -- neither of whom got to actually experience the system in their youth. So to them its just this over hyped thing. And its "shilled" by "snoys" -- because this is pretty much the closest nibtendo ever came to making anything like a play station. The games on it were more mature, often more narratively driven and or atmosphere centric compared to nintendo games that came before and have come since.

But also, the gamecube being a loser of the console wars its dedicated fan base are pretty sensitive when the system is mocked and belittled by trolls. The same goes for its games.

>>724755994
Makes sense. They also hate everything on the n64 and despise how much /v/ worships OOT as a religious symbol.

>>724755632
Thats really it basically. The n64 was hard carried by m64 and oot so the kids that grew up on it got overly attached to those games and developed an aversion to games that fall into an unfortunate chasm of too similar too, And yet not different enough, from "my precious childhood games"

>>724747335 (OP)
Kinda funny how Koizumi and Aonuma both made beach themed games after splitting up, but Sunshine is goofily serious for a Mario game and Wind Waker feels more like a parody of a Zelda game