Thread 724843867

>be me
>choose best girl
>credits tell me only 31% of chads chose BB too
You people take the literal villain with a bull ring over the mommy next door?

>blonde woman superhero that isn't magik
miss me with that thot shit

it was a no brainer to choose bb over a bitch that punches you one day then tells you she had a wet dream about fucking you the next

>>724845817
That's exactly my point. BB is steady. Visi is a schizo red flag. Haven't you people ever heard the saying "don't stick your dick in crazy"?

>>724843867 (OP)
people are cumbrained due to easy and unlimited access to porn, saw the dream sex scene and that was it

>>724843867 (OP)
Invis got way more screentime is more fleshed out. You probably won't see regret over not picking Blazer until the next couple episodes when she spills her guts more, now that she's revealed her Mandy side.

>>724843867 (OP)
i can't handle a normal nose ring / stud and a septum piercing is a million times worse

i'm waiting till it's fully out to 'play' it but i definitely shan't be going with that trash

>>724845860
>"don't stick your dick in crazy"?
coward

>>724845860
yep, just goes to show how many people wanna be pegged by a socially inept lesbo looking nose ring bitch instead of the sweet kind hot blonde and brunette 2 in 1

>>724845817
>a bitch that punches you one day then tells you she had a wet dream about fucking you the next
God I love latina-coded girls so fucking much!

>>724843867 (OP)
This dumb whore will cheat on you, so who cares

>>724843867 (OP)
>monkey branching blonde superhero who caresses your face and sleeps on your shoulder when she has a boyfriend already
or
>crazy bitch who was a villain
game was rigged from the start

>>724846139
I'm pretty sure Visi is some flavor of Asian.

>>724846141
She technically cheated on Phenomaman because she'd rather a human that can have sex with her, and she genuinely looks up to Robert

>>724843867 (OP)
I picked BB because she was white.

>>724846261
BB still breaks up with Phenomeman even if you don't kiss her, so my guess is that was always the plan.

>>724846225
nigga I said latina-coded, not that she's latina

>>724846261
Only if you kissed her. Default choices are to not kiss her or ask her out to dinner; so she's only a whore if you make her one.

>>724843867 (OP)
>more people have bad taste than good taste
who would have figured

>>724843867 (OP)
It was 45/55 when I chose it last week.
Chances are that the intro to episode 4 going viral has massively boosted her numbers.
It’s going to be interesting to see what the player count is this week, since it more than tripled from week to 2

BB is a lost cause unless they give her an even sexo sex scene.

>>724846817
You realize Visi hasn't had a sex scene, right? It was a dream.

This chick is such a babe.

>>724847493
Even if she is just going Super Saiyan and not really blonde I ain't complaining.

>>724847560
This is like playing FF7 Remake a few years back where I kept getting cornered by Tifa, Jessie, Aerith. Just bring back hot chicks flirting with us again.

>>724847493
And she actually has tits. Visi has mosquito bites.

>>724843867 (OP)
I don't like her superhero design

>>724848271
What about her disney princess form?

>>724843867 (OP)
>You are a submissive faggot
>She is a manipulative bitch that wants to try dominating someone for once
Every "man" that picked Blonde Blazer is a disgrace and is in for a rude awakening.

>>724848506
So you went with the women who said shes into pegging and wants to peg Robert?

>>724846225
unfortunately

>>724848506
When it's revealed that Visi planted the bomb on your suit, I will expect an apology.

It was lame as fuck that there was no option to ignore both of them.

NO SONAR ROMANCE IS FUCKED UP IF YOU ASK ME

Why does Invisigal have no ass?

>>724848647
Because she's a chink.

>>724843867 (OP)
>made Phenomaman cry
I'm out.

>>724848717
Oh no not the poor autistic alien.

no coupe romance after that bar scene is a crime.

>>724848781
Visi at least has redeemable qualities. Coupe is a soul-dead serial killer.

>>724848736
Correct. Besides, there are other fish in the sea and she is pretty boring as both BB and Mandy.

>>724846787
Just finished and it said Visi had it by 3%. I’m guessing it’s gonna more or less even out as people try different outcomes.
Meanwhile I will be sperging out trying to get perfect runs on the dispatching. I am also missing the part of my brain that is supposed to be able to complete this hacking game that everyone says is too easy.

>>724848815
yeah but she's hot

Stupid sexy Blazer

>>724848551
She just says whatever crude shit pops into her head as a shit test. She is clearly a total sub.

>>724848551
A woman can only do something if a man allows her to. If my bitch even tried to stick her finger up my ass she should be ready to get that bootyhole wide open all night long.
>>724848567
So? How would that change anything? Now, if she had Toxic's rotten dick inside her then that's a whole another story.

I am biologically compelled to choose the tomboy. This is my prerogative as a MTF (Major Tomboy Fan)

>>724848781
She fucks the dwarf.

>>724843867 (OP)
Invis is the White man's choice.
BB is the brown choice.

I’m embarrassed to admit it took a second viewing to understand that the Sour Patch Kids bit is a reference to Invisigal’s personality.

>>724843867 (OP)
She's a terrible manager.

>>724843867 (OP)
>IG
I can fix her
>BB
We can fix each other

>>724846372
-Coding is cope for american blacks so they can pretend Piccolo is black. Things are or are not, and YWNBAW.

>>724843867 (OP)
>fake blonde
That's why

>>724850828
Playing doubles advocate, it’s also tacitly encouraged by sci-fi/fantasy types so they can get away with using different races as stand ins and keeping them out of the human cast

BB gets my spider sense tingling, because she's a bit too perfect. Seriously? Her only "dark secrets" is that she's a brunette and used to have a boyfriend she broke up with anyway and never even had sex with?
That's too wholesome for modern day storytelling.

>>724850936
If you can't imagine a universe with fantastical things without comparing to them your grocery store clerk that seems like a you problem.

>>724843867 (OP)
Majority of gamers are brown incels who know they'd never get BB so they choose the mysterymeat with mental illnesses

>>724843867 (OP)
>leans in while caressing my face
>omg you kissed me so unexpected! :3
>can you help me with the zipper :3 ?
>half of your boob out
>omg I didn't notice :3
she's either super insecure or manipulative or both
if you picked BB you wouldn't survive 1 day in the jungle

>>724851228
manipulative due to being insecure, she's got a whole complex over the gap between her BB form and her real looks

>>724851228
> she's either super insecure
It’s that one. The date practically spells it out for you.

>>724851337
>>724851332
and who's to say that's not just another layer of manipulation?
how do you guys even trust people like these

How does our boy Robert pull 2 baddies effortlessly?

>>724845860
Do you thing they have real life experience with crazy chicks to spot the red flag?

>>724851498
Its a video game. By being writers self insert fantasy.

>>724843867 (OP)
I'd feel guiltier when dumping a covert schizo over an obvious one. And the calm and steady girls are always covert schizos.

>>724851523
this is not real life, it's a game
Since I'm not braindead, I can do this distinction

>>724851498
In general he’s good looking, competent, charismatic and stands up for himself.
For BB she clearly admires him for the bankrupting himself to help people, which contrasts against her imposter syndrome level of insecurity.
For IG he’s the only person to sincerely want to help her despite knowing full well how much of a fuck up she is.

>>724851454
There’s always a chance somebody is hiding something, but at some point you have to trust people.
Otherwise you’ll be alone and miserable until you wander out at night and get hit by a train driven by men who glow in the dark

>annoying whore
>used goods
>taken
>looks like a generic "how to draw superheroes" character
>best girl
Why does your discord insist on spamming this shitty "game"? Stay on your server. You only want to jerk each other off anyway.

>BB crushes your groin to dust
>IG turns invisible when fucking
How am I suppose to choose

Is this basically a Telltale game or is there gameplay?

>>724843867 (OP)
>the mommy next door?
Mommydom posters are unironically on the same tier as obnoxious faggot as NTRfags. I'm not joking.
If you want a woman to mother you unironically, then you are the gimpiest-most-retarded-weak example of a male possible and you should probably kill yourself.

>>724851904
>There’s always a chance somebody is hiding something
there's a difference between hiding something and hiding something about your character
BB is possibly doing both
IG is most likely doing the former and I seriously doubt she's doing the latter

>>724852267
All "mommy" shit is just a safe, twitter approved fetish. Because the idea of a man being assertive while the woman is submissive is considered "dangerous" and basically rape.

The only honest character in the entire game is waterboy. Mark my words.

>>724852276
She’d have to be the actress of the century to pull that off in the date scene, at which point she’s going into outright villain territory.
They’ve really done a bang up job with the facial expressions for both characters.

>>724852441
does phenomaman even get the concept of lying?

>>724853047
He does speculate if BB broke up with him over another man, so he can at least conceptualise lies by omission

>>724851228
Is she actually attempting to manipulate for who knows what purpose, or is she just attempting to seduce simply because she's attracted?

>Waterboy's injured portrait
I'm so fucking sorry for putting you out there. What have I done?

>>724851228
>manipulative
That's literally standard women putting out 101.

>>724854195
I read the initial approach as at first trying to make him more pliable to sign up, then actually getting to know and liking him

>ignore BB
>friendzone Invisigal
>help Phenomeman
Bros before hoes, fuck romance I've got a friend to make

We have a general
>>>/vg/544413927
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>>>/vg/544413927

>>724843867 (OP)
so how old is robert? he seems atleast 30 right?
what about BB and invis?

google 'chad warden' and tell me what you see on the 2nd result

make it make sense

>>724857624
>Helping some simp alien over Waterboy.
Phenomaman will get over it, it's basically just him dealing with his first lose at something.
Waterboy on the other hand deserves the shot and needs an experienced leader to help him become a WaterGOD.

>>724858930
Waterboy has his shit together now, and when one of Z shift inevitably fucks up he’ll have another slot.
Phenomaman is a complete basket case now

>>724858207
Early thirties, yeah. He's around ten years younger than Chase. Visi is 27 and BB is unknown, but presumably younger than Robert.

>>724860337
Isn’t Chase 39?

>>724858930
Waterboy's too kind to be stuck with a bunch of ex-villain shitters. Not to mention he just got hired as a janny, he's in the org and it's only a matter of time before he's noticed and put onto a proper team.

>>724860454
Yes. And he was Robert's babysitter.